Patrick Schwarenegger Playing the Vagina Field And Shit Around The Web

March 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Patrick Schwarzenegger might be stepping out on Miley Cyrus. He was spotted getting intimate with some random party chick in Cabo. It’s possible the couple have a hall pass relationship, with Schwarzenegger choosing ‘girls who don’t look like marmosets’ for his... READ MORE

Madonna Used To Fuck Tupac And Shit Around The Web

March 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

It came out today that dessicated crone Madonna used to bump nasties with Tupac Shakur. This throws a whole new theory into play about Tupac’s death. Namely, that he killed himself after seeing her weird Detroit pussy. Read all... READ MORE

Rush Limbaugh Knows Rap And Shit Around The Web

March 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rush Limbaugh suggested Kanye West make a platinum selling single out of the Oklahoma University SAE n-bomb rant since rappers drop the n-bomb all the time in their music. Nothing’s funnier than addressing a twenty-year running double standard and applying... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner Postpones His Sheman Show And Shit Around The Web

March 11, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Future woman and current dude Bruce Jenner is postponing his docuseries about his transformation from Kardashian step daddy to weird shman. He says he feels pressured by the producers. I guess to push the sex change sooner. You can’t... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel Makes Peens Happy And Shit Around The Web

March 10, 2015 | crap around the web | colin| 0 Comments

Candice Swanepoel was created in heaven as a test of wills between your nutsack and  your cranium. If you think you’re getting into her panties, your nutsack is currently winning. Prepare to arm your chubbie, it’s Swanepoel in skimpy... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Is Really Obnoxious And Shit Around The Web

March 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham has sworn she wouldn’t marry her boyfriend Jack Antonoff until gay people can get married. Now that that has come to pass she’s up against Antonoff swearing he’d never marry ugly. Classic romantic impasse. Lena Dunham holds the... READ MORE

Jared Leto’s Stupid Hair And Shit Around The Web

March 7, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jared Leto cut his hipster Jesus hair and died it platinum blond. It’s for an upcoming role he’s playing in the movie Douche Bag. It goes on forever. Just when you thought Jared couldn’t get any douchier. (Huffington Post)... READ MORE

Chris Brown’s Stupid Baby Name And Shit Around The Web

March 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown named his new bastard baby, Royalty. It’s a nice play on words given her regal breeding and the fact that she’ll someday be utilizing her bio dad’s music royalties to pay for her court ordered rehab. I’m... READ MORE

Seth Rogen’s Hot Box And Shit Around The Web

March 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Sony Pictures former chief Amy Pascal says she can’t move into the offices previously occupied by Seth Rogen because the smell of weed is overpowering. It’s possible she’s confusing skunky pot smell with the stench of making the same mildly funny... READ MORE

Britney Spears Loses Her Shit And Shit Around The Web

March 4, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Britney Spears lost a bit of her hair extension on stage like two hood rats yanking out weaves over their baby daddy. Broke ass Indian women gave their hair for you, Brit. Get right with your weave. Watch Britney’s shame. (Huffington... READ MORE