Fake Black Lady Models Killer Weave And Shit Around The Web

June 17, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The thing I don’t get about the whole Rachel Dolezal thing is how the fuck she fooled anyone who has actually ever seen a black person into believing she was black. Maybe crackers in Eastern Washington but, c’mon, NAACP. Your... READ MORE

Kim And Kanye Ruin Disneyland And Shit Around The Web

June 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Human bowel polyps Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated the birth of North West by taking over regions of Disneyland and making every other child in the Magical Kingdom suffer the wrath of their selfie and show hogging narcissism.... READ MORE

Jose Canseco’s Daughter Old Enough for Him to Assault and Shit Around the Web

June 15, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Josie Canseo is now eighteen. She can flee her father’s home for a life of study and growth or dig in and turn her life over to self-aggrandizement and selling her body. If my prayers mean anything, she’ll choose... READ MORE

Chris Brown Loves to Fight the Ladies and Shit Around the Web

June 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re an ex-con based on beating your girlfriend, you should probably just stick to paid company moving forward. You definitely should not be out drinking with another ex-girlfriend looking for round two. You’re not Mayweather. You’re not getting... READ MORE

Jemima Kirke’s Feminist Pits And Shit Around The Web

June 4, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Girls star Jemima Kirke showed off her unshorn arm pits because feminism demands something symbolic of us all. See the wonders of Jemima’s flowing armpit locks. (Huffington Post) Nina Agdal has some seriously awesome tits. (Egotastic) Bobby Flay whines about... READ MORE

Bobby Flay Message from Above And Shit Around The Web

June 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Celebrity chef Bobby Flay was presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame when a plane with a banner that read “cheater” flew overhead. Flay’s soon to be ex-wife Stephanie March has accused him of cheating with... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Violent Non-Violence And Shit Around The Web

June 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lil Wayne as at a charity basketball game for non-violence when he started pushing, spitting, and fighting with the ref. It was like watching an abstinence counselor fucking a chick while telling you that the only safe sex is no... READ MORE

Enrique Iglesias Gets Droned And Shit Around The Web

June 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Muy caliente singer Enrique Iglesias cut the fuck out of his hand when he reached out and grabbed a camera drone at a concert in Tijuana. If you come back from Tijuana only missing a few fingers, you’re actually... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Hairy Pits And Shit Around The Web

May 29, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus released a picture showing some pretty serious armpit hair because when you’re young and rich and short of attention getting ideas besides beaver shots, it’s going to come up on your list. See the offensive hair here.... READ MORE

Ice Cube Not Down With the Hebrews And Shit Around The Web

May 28, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

A guy named P. Taras claims that Ice Cube and his boys beat the crap out of him because he’s Jewish. Apparently, Taras bumped into Mr. Cube in the elevator of the MGM Detroit and that led to an anti-Semitic... READ MORE