Bieber’s Painted On Pubes And Shit Around The Web

January 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber had to have his pubes painted on with Photoshop in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. At least that’s what Calvin convinced him as he also explained to Justin that Photoshop involved Calvin using his... READ MORE

Claire Huxtable To The Rescue And Shit Around The Web

January 8, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Phylicia Rashad, Bill Cosby’s hoagie denying TV wife, has come to his defense to say that there is obviously a vast conspiracy set on destroying Cosby’s legacy. Personally, I think it’s a cabal headed by Cockroach and Bud. Read... READ MORE

Katy Perry Is Fucking John Mayer Again And Shit Around The Web

January 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry is once again playing the part of beard to John Mayer. She’s one in a long line of women he has used to convince people that he isn’t queerer than a football bat. Read all about their... READ MORE

Madonna Is Just Like MLK And Shit Around The Web

January 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna had to apologize after posting several pictures of Black leaders like Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandela dressed like she is on her new shitty album cover. For some reason people thought it was asinine and racist that... READ MORE

Bono’s Broken Hand And Shit Around The Web

January 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Bono smashed the fuck out of his hand in his recent bicycling accident and will never be able to play guitar again. Which is extremely sad news for all the people who were hoping he would never sing again. Learn... READ MORE

Gwyneth Hates Mean Girls And Shit Around The Web

January 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lithesome harpy Gwyneth Paltrow believes that women are mean to each other and that needs to stop. It’s okay for women to be mean to men and children and pets not named Sir Reginald, but women need to have each other’s... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara Gets Engaged And Shit Around The Web

December 31, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Latina tit monster Sofia Vergara got engaged over the holiday to the werewolf bohunk from True Blood, Joe Manganiello. Not to sound bi-curuous unsure, but both of these people are ridiculously hot. I look forward to their sex tape.... READ MORE

Xtina Tells Mickey Mouse To Fuck Off And Shit Around The Web

December 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera melted down while on a visit to Disneyworld when a Mickey Mouse going on break refused to take pictures with her. She had a few unsavory words for Mickey. I mean, call him a high-pitched anal fister,... READ MORE

Screech Shanks Someone And Shit Around The Web

December 27, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Dustin Diamond was arrested for allegedly stabbing a mutherfucker at a bar. Apparently, Screech was drowning his sorrows in booze when someone got in his grill and told him Lisa Turtle would never love him. So, out came the... READ MORE

Adam Sandler Is Overpaid And Shit Around The Web

December 25, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Forbes magazine named Adam Sandler once again as the most overpaid actor in Hollywood. His movies are steaming piles of shit that don’t seem to make any money but he still gets paid the A-lister bucks. At least he has the decency... READ MORE