David Lee Roth Head Banger And Shit Around The Web

March 31, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Elderly Jewish woman David Lee Roth pulled one of his patented old school mi stand moves on Jimmy Kimmel Live and promptly bloodied his nose. This is a certain sign it’s time to retire to the luxury of young models... READ MORE

Vanilla Ice Buys An Alibi And Shit Around The Web

March 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Vanilla Ice is buying the house he robbed as a way to retroactively make the shit he stole his property. You get yourself a decent attorney and that bullshit just my fly in front of a Florida jury. Read all... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Ruining Calvin Harris And Shit Around The Web

March 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

America’s evil sweetheart Taylor Swift was seen kissing techno DJ Calvin Harris at a Kenny Chesney concert. Calvin Harris probably doesn’t know it yet, but there is no waving your hands in the air like you just don’t care in living... READ MORE

Don Draper Dries Out And Shit Around The Web

March 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jon Hamm, best known for playing drunken man whore ad man Don Draper, just got out of rehab for alcohol abuse. It seems that he took his work home with him. Remember back when people used to just drink... READ MORE

Hot Single Girls Seeking Men And Shit Around The Web

March 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Sometimes I wonder about important shit. Like if seeing hot selfies of single girls helps or hinders the dating process. Just kidding. I don’t think about that shit. I just look at their tits and ass and hope they... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian On the Run And Shit Around The Web

March 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian called his sister Kim out for being a sociopathic murderer. Either he’s right or he’s wrong. Either way, he’s dead. Read all about Rob getting Gone Girled. (TMZ) Start your week off right, with girls with giant... READ MORE

Screech Is A Gangsta And Shit Around The Web

March 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Dustin Diamond is currently on trial for stabbing a dude in a bar. He says it was an accident, but much like one of Zach’s schemes, it’s coming unraveled. Turns out he’s threatened other dudes with his blade before.... READ MORE

What The Fuck Happened To Uma Thurman And Shit Around The Web

March 19, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

It’s a shame what Uma Thurman did to her face. I’m sure it says something about sexism and ageism in Hollywood, but for the time being we should probably just focus on outing the name of her plastic surgeon. See... READ MORE

Jamie Foxx Porking Katie Holmes And Shit Around The Web

March 18, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rumors are flying that Jamie Foxx has been slipping it to Katie Holmes. It makes sense. Short and troubled might just be her type. Foxx has an Oscar so he probably gets the ass. I think that’s Hollywood law.... READ MORE

Kylie And Kendall Get A Video Game And Shit Around The Web

March 17, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

In another sign of the apocalypse, Kylie and Kendall Jenner are getting their own insipid video game. Their slutty sister Kim Kardashian’s game made millions of dollars because people are super stupid and downloaded it. I wonder if the... READ MORE