Chris Brown Loves to Fight the Ladies and Shit Around the Web

June 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re an ex-con based on beating your girlfriend, you should probably just stick to paid company moving forward. You definitely should not be out drinking with another ex-girlfriend looking for round two. You’re not Mayweather. You’re not getting... READ MORE

Jemima Kirke’s Feminist Pits And Shit Around The Web

June 4, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Girls star Jemima Kirke showed off her unshorn arm pits because feminism demands something symbolic of us all. See the wonders of Jemima’s flowing armpit locks. (Huffington Post) Nina Agdal has some seriously awesome tits. (Egotastic) Bobby Flay whines about... READ MORE

Bobby Flay Message from Above And Shit Around The Web

June 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Celebrity chef Bobby Flay was presented with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame when a plane with a banner that read “cheater” flew overhead. Flay’s soon to be ex-wife Stephanie March has accused him of cheating with... READ MORE

Lil Wayne Violent Non-Violence And Shit Around The Web

June 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lil Wayne as at a charity basketball game for non-violence when he started pushing, spitting, and fighting with the ref. It was like watching an abstinence counselor fucking a chick while telling you that the only safe sex is no... READ MORE

Enrique Iglesias Gets Droned And Shit Around The Web

June 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Muy caliente singer Enrique Iglesias cut the fuck out of his hand when he reached out and grabbed a camera drone at a concert in Tijuana. If you come back from Tijuana only missing a few fingers, you’re actually... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Hairy Pits And Shit Around The Web

May 29, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus released a picture showing some pretty serious armpit hair because when you’re young and rich and short of attention getting ideas besides beaver shots, it’s going to come up on your list. See the offensive hair here.... READ MORE

Ice Cube Not Down With the Hebrews And Shit Around The Web

May 28, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

A guy named P. Taras claims that Ice Cube and his boys beat the crap out of him because he’s Jewish. Apparently, Taras bumped into Mr. Cube in the elevator of the MGM Detroit and that led to an anti-Semitic... READ MORE

Madonna’s Son’s Penis And Shit Around The Web

May 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Dessicated crone Madonna Instagramed a video of her son Rocco in which she discussed his wang. Did I mention that her son is 14? And that he’s her son? Read all about Madonna’s son’s wiener. (The Superficial) Jennifer Lopez... READ MORE

Josh Duggar Slut Shames Sisters And Shit Around The Web

May 26, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Devout kiddy fiddler Josh Duggar thinks he was justified in molesting his little sisters because they dressed slutty. Makes sense. Release the pedos from their chambers! Read this piece of shit’s latest excuse. (The Superficial) Rebecca Louise shows off her... READ MORE

Abigail Ratchford’s Tits In Playboy And Shit Around The Web

May 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

In the world of tits there are few that can compete with Abigail Ratchford’s sweater hams. Well, they are going to be featured in Playboy. Finally, a reason to keep on living. Read all about the coming tit storm.... READ MORE