Kendall Is Justin’s New Beard And Shit Around The Web

October 1, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber seems to have moved on from not having sex with Selena Gomez to pretending to bone Kendall Jenner. The two have been seen cavorting around Paris together. Probably shopping and talking about boys. Just... READ MORE

Michael Phelps Arrested For DUI And Shit Around The Web

September 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Swimmer and professional Olympics attender Michael Phelps was arrested for a DUI. He says he’s sorry because, you know, he got caught. Unfortunately, he did not get hurt. Read about Michael Phelps’ night in jail. (TMZ) Jessica Biel is... READ MORE

Twilight Fans Are Racist And Shit Around The Web

September 29, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The 14-year-old obese girls and closeted men who love Twilight are attacking Robert Pattinson’s new beard because she’s black. He’s “dating” the stupidly named FKA Twigs and Twilight fans have been harassing her with racist comments. It’s always sad... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow Isn’t Perfect And Shit Around The Web

September 26, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to know she’s not even all that close to perfect. She may seem arrogant and act holier-than-thou and speak in a tone that seems patronizing if not completely dismissive, but she’s just one us. Read... READ MORE

Kim Gets Tackled And Shit Around The Web

September 25, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

A Ukrainian douche named Vitalii Sediuk who likes to fuck with celebrities tackled Kim Kardashian at Paris fashion week. This is the same dude that tried to kiss Brad Pitt and Will Smith and got punched in the face.... READ MORE

The Situtation Is Indicted And Shit Around The Web

September 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been indicted on several counts of tax fraud for not reporting millions of clams. In sadder news, we live in a world in which this collie-faced fuck can earn millions. Read all about The... READ MORE

Nick Cage Is A Fucking Weirdo And Shit Around The Web

September 23, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

One of the most popular conspiracy theories on the internet is that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. I think he’s just an annoying fuck. Here is a story Idris Elba tells about Cage spending the night at Dracula’s castle…like... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Has No Life Coach And Shit Around The Web

September 22, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande’s life coach quit because Ariana is so insufferable. What kind of impossible bitch do you have to be for your life coach to quit on you? What she needs is some counseling from the “shut the fuck... READ MORE

Mama June Is Single, Boys And Shit Around The Web

September 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Love officially got cancer today when it was announced that Mama June, the Hutt that shat out the mini-me turd known as Honey Boo Boo, has split from her husband Sugar Bear. Apparently, he cheated on her. I can’t... READ MORE

Models Are Mean To Kendall Jenner And Shit Around The Web

September 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kendell Jenner is whining that she was bullied and treated like shit by the models at New York’s fashion week. Could it be that they resent a girl who volunteered to blow creepy older men to get her gigs... READ MORE