Bella Thorne Bails On Teen Choice Awards Because She’s A Better Person Than Most

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne is publicly demonstrating just how advanced technology has become. Besides just being a top favorite for most lifelike silicon sex toy, she’s demonstrating that soulless artificial intelligence synths can formulate opinions. Imagine if the ending of Ex... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Unhinged Pre-Suicide GQ Interview Reveals Shocking Proposal Timeline

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, why is it that hot girls go for the ugliest guys? Goddamn. Pete Davison is one ugly ass son of a bitch. As everyone already knows and doesn’t care about by now, nymphomanic Bratz Doll Ariana Granda and... READ MORE

Women Fighting For Right To Be Oppressed Sex Objects After Denmark’s “Burqa Ban”

August 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re a self-loathing brainwashed cult-following woman in Denmark who enjoys wears a head-to-toe burqa leaving only your shameful whore eyes visible to the world, then this has been a pretty rough week for you. Denmark’s center-right government’s Burqa... READ MORE

Honey Boo Boo Still Fat, Now Sad

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Society needs to bring bullying back. It makes you a better person later on in life. Honey Boo Boo is 12-years-old and if she had been properly fat-shamed by the other children she wouldn’t be having the problems that... READ MORE

New Controversial Public Urinals In Paris Finally Give Men Something In This World

August 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  A popular misconception is that men get everything in this world and women get nothing. Just not true. Women get to recreate the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan with their vaginas once a month. And more importantly, they... READ MORE

New Celebrity Blu-ray And DVD Nudity To Watch Out For

August 15, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mathilda May’s substantial nipples are on full display in the sci-fi flick Lifeforce. Here and Now was canceled after its first amazing season aired, but we’ll always have tits from Lauren Compton, Nicole Shipley, and Holly Hunter. Melissa Bolona shows her bologna... READ MORE

Matt Lauer Unloading Assets

August 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Matt Lauer is not the man he used to be. The unexpected Me Too movement toppled everything from his marriage to his career. Who knew dabbling in a little sexual misconduct could eventually lead to experiencing immediate money problems... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Celebrates One-Year Anniversary Of #MeToo Groping Trial With Emotional Speech

August 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well it’s just a day full of fun isn’t it. Earlier this morning we celebrated the nine-month anniversary of Lena Dunham’s ovaries ending up in a landfill somewhere, and now we get to celebrate the one-year anniversary of Taylor... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Posts Nude Photos To Celebrate Hysterectomy Anniversary

August 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   Today is National Leathercraft Day, National Relaxation Day and National Lemon Merengue Pie Day. It’s also the 9 month anniversary of my hysterectomy. I’ve never celebrated the 9 month anniversary of anything... READ MORE