Strike a Pose, There’s Nothing to It, Vogue Williams and Crap Around the Web

January 16, 2019 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head over the hump with these sexy links including Jessica Lowndes' rack, Olga Del Mar nude, and streaming nudity from Naomi Watts, Minka Kelly, and more! READ MORE

Blind Item: Actress Has Multiple Voodoo Dolls Of Her Ex Husband

January 16, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably still A and probably always will be has multiple voodoo dolls in her home representing her ex. She also forbids her children from speaking of her ex anywhere... READ MORE

Marilyn Monroe’s Hair Up For Sale At Affordable Price

January 16, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s always important to remember to wear two condoms when penetrating a woman who has Marilyn Monroe posters in her home. Any woman that idolizes Marilyn isn’t exactly the best kind of women to accidentally have kids with. Monroe... READ MORE

If You Haven’t Tried Body Shaming, You’re Missing Out: Brought To You By Ashley Graham At The Beach

January 16, 2019 | beach | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Body shaming is just a fancy term for bullying, and if you’ll recall, people bully because they’re dead on the inside. Remember how the bullies in elementary school always had the unexplained bruises and moms who smoked cigarettes... READ MORE

Macaulay Culkin Defends 22 Year Age Gap Love With Michael Jackson

January 16, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Have any of you seen the Dark British Web series on Netflix called Age Gap Love? It’s about old people fucking young people. Uh oh. Macaulay Culkin is standing right behind me isn’t he. Yikes. Like Culkin after spending the night... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Confesses That His Cock Isn’t As Huge As Ariana Said

January 16, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pete Davidson is everyone’s go-to guy when you want to be let down. Having a great day? Just remembering that he even exists is enough to send that great day you were having straight to the dumps. And then... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Gets Rata-Plow-Skied and Crap Around the Web

January 15, 2019 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put your Tuesday to bed with these sexy links including Genevieve Morton topless, Caroline Vreeland's rack, and the week's best skin-filled DVD and Blu-ray releases! READ MORE

Saved By the Bell’s Syndication Deal Sucks

January 15, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I always wondered what Lisa’s turtle looked like when it wasn’t stuffed in a pair of pants that were probably tailored by Memphis Design. But not anymore. She ended up with the short stick later on in life. Her... READ MORE

Sophie Turner Insults Piers Morgan On Twitter

January 15, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I take Piers Morgan about as serious as someone who says that they can make a grilled cheese sandwich in a microwave. Sophie Turner apparently feels the same way after labeling him a twat. But I’m slightly conflicted here... READ MORE