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STFU Madonna

February 26, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Almost billionaire Madonna (net-worth $850 million) is a victim of the patriarchy, will never let Men take her Life Force, is adopting another bushel of African children (probably), drinks the blood of Chinese pangolins to stay young (not entirely... READ MORE

Demi-God

February 24, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Remember when being a rock star meant partying hard, sleeping all day, and dying young? Yeah me neither, but it’s a far cry from today’s pop figures who whine about all the wealth and attention they receive. No-one who... READ MORE

WTF VS

February 23, 2021 | FASHION | Media Man| 0 Comments

While reviewing my stock options in the back of my Rolls on my MacBook FapMaster, I failed to notice the drop in Victoria’s Secret portfolio – in other words, wtf? Once smooth-jazz posers like Maroon 5 headlined the annual... READ MORE

Big Celebrity Drops

February 22, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

What’s a celebrity drop these days without a big ol ass in your face? Here’s Beyonce’s latest ad for Icy Park and Khloe Kardashian trying to sell her Good American shoe line. All I’m interested in buying after seeing... READ MORE

Miley Requests a Shaved Chest

February 20, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

MMA fighter Julian Marquez has publicly asked Miley Cyrus to be his Valentine. Julian must have been feeling a natural high after winning his UFC match against Maki Pinolo on Sunday and used it to publicly declare his lust... READ MORE

Rush Rush

February 19, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is dead. The radio shrill and conspiracy plugger died of lung cancer this week, not before dumping a long list of complaints and right-wing edicts that litter his online obituary like dog-droppings. Among Limbaugh’s monumental... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Credits Plant Based Diet for her Cosmetic Procedures!

February 19, 2021 | Celebs | Tex Hollywood| 0 Comments

Obviously I hate the Kardashians as much as the next guy. I think they offer no substance or value to the American people, and if anything are just damaging the morals and values of the modern generation. The family... READ MORE

Jason Derulo is Not Down With The Trans

February 18, 2021 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun| 0 Comments

Jasoooonn DeRuLoOo just got called out for potentially cheating on his current Influencer girlfriend Jena Frumes. Which is kinda typical musician behavior so it’s not really that big of a deal, but the juicy part of this story is... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is 40 Years Old and Not Married

February 18, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton was proposed to yesterday by her boyfriend of 15 months Carter Reum. This is her fourth time being engaged. Paris Hilton is forty years old and has never been married. No annulments, no Vegas wedding Britney style,... READ MORE

Brandi Granville Wants to Be Eaten

February 17, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

After watching the Richard Ramirez documentary Night Stalker and seeing how many groupies came out of the woodwork for the psychopathic killer, I just knew disgraced celeb Armie Hammer was going to have his Instagram DM’s flooded.  Armie is... READ MORE

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