When Smoke Gets In Your Butthole Eyes: Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson Split

October 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now laughing friends deride. Tears I cannot hide. So I smile and say: ‘When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your butthole eyes.’ According to TMZ, ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davidson... READ MORE

Meghan Markle Has Marijuana Strain Named In Her Honor

October 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I believe the failures of family members instantly become more embarrassing just because a relative is famous. On a let down scale ranked from Billy Madison to Tom Hanks’ disappointment of a rapper son Chet Hanks, Meghan Markle’s weed... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Replaced By More Accurate Barbie For Movie

October 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The only way Amy Schumer can ever feel pretty is if Marc Silverstein directs it. Hollywood quickly reminded her that when a woman’s schtick is being fat, she can’t fit into the conventional Barbie mold, or movie role. Unless... READ MORE

Now You: Best Horror Movie

October 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chris Gaines in Mama   It’s October, which means your favorite blogs are writing posts relating to Halloween. I personally love horror movies, and will watch pretty much anything that has over a .4% Fresh score on Rotten Tomatoes. Picking... READ MORE

Miniature Man Drank Himself To Death

October 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

For Verne Troyer, drinking was not just a small problem. In fact, his death has been officially ruled as suicide by shitface. Which is quite terrifying when you think about it. Everyone is putting themselves at a higher risk... READ MORE

Ashley Graham Rainbow’s Rear End and Crap Around the Web

October 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your weekend with these sexy links including Chrissy Teigen's hard nips, Elizabeth Olsen's wet whoppers, and the best horror movies with nudity available to stream this Halloween! READ MORE

Blind Item: Actor Wants Model Girlfriend To Be As Skanky As Emily Ratajkowski

October 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This A+ list mostly movie actor is becoming even more insufferable than usual because of the success of his latest movie. The foreign-born model he calls his girlfriend is tired of being paraded like a piece of meat and... READ MORE

John Mayer Wants To Rewrite Masculinity

October 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s a glitch in the masculinity matrix. It needs a make over. And a guy that plays an acoustic guitar for a living is just the man for the job. John Mayer was at a cancer benefit when he... READ MORE

Ariel Winter is Coming and Crap Around the Web

October 11, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Your week's nearly over, celebrate with sexy links including Ashlee Simpson being slutty, Jessica Lee Buchanan's breast, and the top ten women disguised as men! READ MORE