Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web

April 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's edition, we've got sexy GIFs of movie strippers, Victoria Justice leggy at Coachella, Iskra Lawrence's big beautiful booty, and much more! READ MORE

Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new... READ MORE

If She Smokes She Croaks

April 18, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former First Lady Barbara Bush has been a thousand years old for decades, but, after a long and what sure as hell seemed fun life, she’s finally gone to that big ashtray in the sky. She passed away this... READ MORE

T&A Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

April 18, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Did the emotional scarring homosexual actor Tom Cruise endured from looking at girl boobies in Cocktail lead to his breakdown and cult-worshiping? Yes. But we reap the rewards, and Cocktail is currently streaming on Netflix, and with it peeks at Gina... READ MORE

Famous Fashion Director Doesn’t Care For MeToo Movement Or McGowan

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Karl Lagerfeld is a pretty important name in the fashion industry. He has his own limited edition Barbie doll that was made in his image so he’s worthy of deity-like praise if you’re not some peon purchasing whatever Walmart... READ MORE

A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of S

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Pink Covers People’s “Most Beautiful” Issue, Doesn’t Believe In Gender Labels

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I almost did this as my first “presented without comment” post because I just can’t deal with the fuckery, but instead I’ll just do the bare minimum and reward myself with a brown bag Bud Light Lime over... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Regrets Pinching Tits On Instagram

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sarah Hyland did her best to be America’s next body-shamed probably bulimic sweetheart when she slammed h8ers of some fake disease she bravely came out with almost a year ago. But then Demi Lovato came along and was... READ MORE

Britney Spears Lets Us All In On The Secret To Happiness

April 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Louisa Warwick Louisin’ Her Bikini and Crap Around the Web

April 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today's edition features hottie Evan Rachel Wood fighting for her rights, Katherine McPhee and Dove Cameron discovering their breasts, nip slips, skin-filled DVDs and Blu-rays, and much more! READ MORE