Sympathy for Karen

January 21, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Once Karens roamed the urban landscape freely, admired for their beauty and benevolence and wit; now they lumber through craft stores and fast-casual restaurants, and no-one bends their knee anymore. We feel sorry for the Karens of the western... READ MORE

Quit Sending Dic Pics

January 19, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

I have some critical info that may be a shock to some – women arent as interested in seeing your erect phallus as much as you are. We’re sure it’s very impressive and good for you achieving Level 12... READ MORE

Don’t Quit Your Day-job

January 18, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Congrats to Dennis Rodman’s daughter Trinity, an 18 yo soccer superstar who’s been drafted at this virginal age into the National Women’s Soccer League. It’s splendiferous to achieve one of your goals at an early age, even if most... READ MORE

Chad Boseman is the Winner

January 7, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

In this age of Cancel Culture, the only sure path to victory in Hollywood now is by Untimely Death. Sympathetic accolades and memes pour out of Big Media for even the most minor star nowadays, and Chadwick Boseman’s tragic... READ MORE

Sports Wags Genesis

January 6, 2021 | Photos | Media Man| 0 Comments

In the beginning, there was Professional Sports, and Sports Fans saw that it was good. From their collegiate and club genesis, they stretched across the nation, and spread the word of pay-for-play across the earth. The Owners looked across... READ MORE

Bimbo Revisionist History

January 5, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We’re sick of bimbos complaining about a past life that got them to the top of the Hollywood pile. Former babe Gemma Arterton tells The Sun she regrets playing a slinky secretary on Bond film “Quantum of Solace”, even... READ MORE

Billie Eilish Maybe Gay

January 4, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Billie Eilish is a young pop star with the voice of an asphyxiated angel and the yampy social presence that Entertainment Media loves. That she could be a role model for disaffected IG cranks is debatable; at least she... READ MORE

The Truth About Figure Skatin’

January 4, 2021 | ATHLETES | Media Man| 0 Comments

Anyone who talks about the artistic merit and athleticism of figure-skating if fos – this “sport” lands at either end of the Fight Club (!) spectrum, bc you’re either perving at the flesh-colored blouses or bracing for a NASCAR... READ MORE

Pharma Bro gets Some

December 29, 2020 | Uncategorized | Media Man| 0 Comments

Not sure where to start on this one – some midwest Good Girl “journalist” has fallen in love with Smug Pharma Phag Martin Shkreli while covering his incarceration, leaving her husband and career behind. Also she photographs well, bc... READ MORE

Give it All Away

December 21, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

It’s important to point to the positive news in the world today with all the shit going down, so let’s do some possimistic leveling up. Ex Jeff Bezos beard MacKenzie Scott has handed out millions to various charities in... READ MORE


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