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PhotoShop v Maybelline

March 5, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Those of us who’ve been on a movie set know that before that actress (or actor) rolls up they are professionally dressed, trimmed, made-up, tightened, and lit to look fine. Hollywood celebrities make a living based on their appearance... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland’s Clone is Up and Running

March 3, 2021 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun| 0 Comments

In case you missed it, the Golden Globe awards happened on Sunday and they were as boring as any other Zoom call you’ve been on in the last year. Most of the nominees showed up over webcam to accept... READ MORE

Rich Ginger Boy is Upset

March 3, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Having never been to prison, we can only guess what the experience is like and read articles from former insiders (e.g. Jessica Kent). It sounds like it’s boring, intimidating, shitfood, and depending on your MO, dangerous; and doesn’t include... READ MORE

MILF gets Paid

March 1, 2021 | naked | Media Man| 0 Comments

The always truthful yet salacious New York Post is scouring the InterWebs for outrageous scandals, and like any media outlet these days, they’ll dig it up if they have to. Cause next to Fear and Outrage, what drives clicks... READ MORE

STFU Madonna

February 26, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Almost billionaire Madonna (net-worth $850 million) is a victim of the patriarchy, will never let Men take her Life Force, is adopting another bushel of African children (probably), drinks the blood of Chinese pangolins to stay young (not entirely... READ MORE

Demi-God

February 24, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Remember when being a rock star meant partying hard, sleeping all day, and dying young? Yeah me neither, but it’s a far cry from today’s pop figures who whine about all the wealth and attention they receive. No-one who... READ MORE

WTF VS

February 23, 2021 | FASHION | Media Man| 0 Comments

While reviewing my stock options in the back of my Rolls on my MacBook FapMaster, I failed to notice the drop in Victoria’s Secret portfolio – in other words, wtf? Once smooth-jazz posers like Maroon 5 headlined the annual... READ MORE

Big Celebrity Drops

February 22, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

What’s a celebrity drop these days without a big ol ass in your face? Here’s Beyonce’s latest ad for Icy Park and Khloe Kardashian trying to sell her Good American shoe line. All I’m interested in buying after seeing... READ MORE

Miley Requests a Shaved Chest

February 20, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

MMA fighter Julian Marquez has publicly asked Miley Cyrus to be his Valentine. Julian must have been feeling a natural high after winning his UFC match against Maki Pinolo on Sunday and used it to publicly declare his lust... READ MORE

Rush Rush

February 19, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is dead. The radio shrill and conspiracy plugger died of lung cancer this week, not before dumping a long list of complaints and right-wing edicts that litter his online obituary like dog-droppings. Among Limbaugh’s monumental... READ MORE

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