MOST RECENT COMMENTS

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    Gildorg 04/25/2015 09:23
    Wow, They are both complete and worthless whores...
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    Gildorg 04/25/2015 09:21
    She is kinda fuggly...
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    Hugh G. Rection 04/25/2015 08:33
    sumbitch, Kendall looks like she's a good inch or two taller than her sister Kong, who is what, 6'1"?
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    miche the killer 04/25/2015 07:05
    how can you even read that sign? Maybe try to fit that sh*t in pencil first- a 18"x24" poster board that shows how bad you are at planning? How apropos.
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    miche the killer 04/25/2015 06:18
    ...but I'm not into cars & my boyfriend hates Chardonnay...
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    PlaysWithWolves 04/25/2015 03:49
    "Blazing Saddles" would never be made today.
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    PlaysWithWolves 04/25/2015 03:33
    He narrowly beat the kid with the toy gun whose sign read, "I got u under my scope, 'cause Rhea u pretty dope."
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    Gildorg 04/24/2015 17:26
    I like how the youngest one, looks older than the rest and is a complete whore...
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    Gildorg 04/24/2015 17:22
    Does she swallow and does she do the anal? Those are the only two important questions...
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    knows.kung.fu 04/24/2015 16:46
    I hate that I love Kendall. #guiltboner. The rest can die in a mass-bukakke drowning.
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    Horrorholic 04/24/2015 16:03
    Her entire body is delicious.
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    Horrorholic 04/24/2015 15:41
    Damn cute.
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    Al Bundy 04/24/2015 15:35
    ‘The exists are locked!' Do you mean EXITS ?
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    Al Bundy 04/24/2015 15:30
    Hey, you missed those horse teeth.
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    DrainBamaged 04/24/2015 11:41
    Oh chill out Lex, you're getting more whiny with each passing day.
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    DrainBamaged 04/24/2015 11:34
    And what does this chick think she's accomplishing. I mean what kind of empty existence must she have...
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    DrainBamaged 04/24/2015 11:33
    Who uses Tinder for anything other than trolling?
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    Douche Bigelow 04/24/2015 10:55
    Did they not read the script before they signed on? Eh, just replace them with mexicans and italians like they did back in the day on movie sets.
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    Dr_Demento 04/24/2015 10:22
    Stick to porn lesbians - your stomach will thank you
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    Gildorg 04/24/2015 09:16
    5uck people! Get a sense of humour Plus, she is a slut.
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    miche the killer 04/24/2015 07:33
    I'm pretty diplomatic with people's whiny bullsht, but this sort of pandering apologetic nonsense makes me want to bring back bullying.
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    launchpad79 04/24/2015 07:15
    What do you know, Lex is advertising this company again. Please fire this guy. This site is so dead since these new guys came.
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    DrainBammage 04/24/2015 06:38
    Whoa!!! Johnny Storm's hairline is receding pretty quickly. Damn you, global warming!!!!
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    658811 04/24/2015 04:40
    Is it so hard these days to differentiate between a joke and an actual insult? Jesus fucking Christ!
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    knows.kung.fu 04/24/2015 00:32
    (Someone yelling in the background.. "That's a huge bitch!!")
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    knows.kung.fu 04/24/2015 00:31
    Might as well repeal the first amendment if we can't say anything.... As a fucking joke...
  • Jonny Midnight 04/23/2015 18:08
    I'm not saying those gals are ugly, but if you are going to get some hookers, why not get some beautiful ones? Its not like there aren't a lot of them to choose from.
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    Gildorg 04/23/2015 16:03
    Every Man should get to own one of those.
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    miche the killer 04/23/2015 12:09
    it's all fluffy feelings of remorse and righteousness until you ask someone to put their money where their mouth is- go fund an after-school tutoring program, you tool.
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    Bigbubba 04/23/2015 11:14
    I'd give her a year in the can, 5 years probation, loss of teaching credentials and HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND for the 3 "victims". yeah right, victims HAHAHAHA!
  • James Capobianco 04/23/2015 10:44
    holy shit, do you even proofread?
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    pk20152 04/23/2015 10:44
    Why couldn't this happen when I was in high school??? There were no fuckable teachers there.
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    Gildorg 04/23/2015 10:19
    I applaud her slutty efforts. There should be more hot female teachers like her.
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    drozz 04/23/2015 09:42
    dear god i hope someone sues him for reparations
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    miche the killer 04/23/2015 08:46
    i mean... at least it wasn't Miley Cyrus. or Bruce Jenner.
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    Douche Bigelow 04/23/2015 07:55
    "If this was somebody with whom you politically disagreed, you’d be making snarky comments about it with Bill Maher over martinis and olives stuffed with non-disclosure agreements for your dates" T
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 04/23/2015 07:15
    Every bearded hipster with a tight jeans, a macbook, and a lumber jack shirt who's never been within 100 yards of tree wants to fuck Dame Judi Dench because she's so hot.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 04/23/2015 07:14
    I hate that this mental midget is batman simply due to the irony of batman having a high IQ.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 04/23/2015 07:08
    She fucked the mormon out of them.
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    pk20152 04/23/2015 06:39
    Sadly Tinkerbell had a bigger brain than her dummy owner
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    pk20152 04/23/2015 06:37
    I'd give her a punch in the fart box.
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    Plumbarius 04/22/2015 19:20
    Damn, those hoes are busted. One might be a dude, and the other looks like Quentin Tarantino.
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    Plumbarius 04/22/2015 19:15
    That's not punny.
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    TheGaul 04/22/2015 17:35
    It would have been more useful for her to learn how to say "pooping on my chest will cost you 50$" in arabic. Then she can cut out the middle man when setting up her dates with the oil sheiks.
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    miche the killer 04/22/2015 17:01
    oh my god, that video. f*cking white people.
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    duggi 04/22/2015 16:47
    it's "prepositions" not "propositions" ... when your job is to literally blog for days on end, such malapropisms are unforgivable. especially in an article in which you are excoriating another for his
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    marglebarg 04/22/2015 16:30
    Funny
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    dwinnorcal 04/22/2015 16:00
    My guess is he just wants to play from the ladies tees...
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    Raymond K. Hessel 04/22/2015 14:31
    Tits or GTFO, Brucie.....