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    mitchy33 10/20/2014 08:53
    Scale pay is only 859/day so you're way off on 10k
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    znexce365 10/20/2014 01:45
    ohh really so adorable
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    znexce365 10/20/2014 01:33
    so beautiful
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    Hugh G. Rection 10/18/2014 21:22
    Most watchable thing Jason Biggs has done in 15 years.
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    Maybe_Observer 10/18/2014 08:48
    So true, Admiral....... ....I wonder if I can get into the event planning industry for these parties.....
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    Admiral 10/18/2014 05:12
    I bet they're talking about vajazzling each other. All the hip, young girls are having vajazzling parties these days.
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    LEE 10/18/2014 04:54
    Yo Billmays! They do on Twitter! Chill dude.
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    Shastar 10/17/2014 21:59
    Seeing as how I don't really want kids at all, I'll take her and fark her into happiness again!
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    Al Bundy 10/17/2014 21:05
    Wouldn't shock me at all if this whole thing was faked.
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    Beylerbey 10/17/2014 17:32
    Plus, cocaine isn't weed. It's in and out of your system in a matter of days, so he must have gotten high just before reporting for duty.
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    Beylerbey 10/17/2014 17:29
    "And finally, we need people to get in to help the people there." I thought Africans were superior to us in every way. Shouldn't they have a cure by now?
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    Beylerbey 10/17/2014 17:24
    In this situation, you could just dive to keep from being pissed on. I wonder why she doesn't...
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    Beylerbey 10/17/2014 17:22
    This is the best thing I've read in months. It's exactly the right response to aggression. From the Lafayette Escadrille, Abraham Lincoln Brigade, Eagle Squadrons, not to mention a handful who fou
  • Richard Crigger 10/17/2014 13:58
    Bitch always looks depressed
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    SaintMidian 10/17/2014 13:40
    Not to mention there isn't a single T OR I in Ebola. Dumb ass ...
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    Douche Bigelow 10/17/2014 13:21
    Even Pearl Jam started playing at lady foot lockers in the pacific northwest before they hit it big* (* citation needed)
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    Douche Bigelow 10/17/2014 13:07
    Chuck Berry and R Kelly already did this, although i will applaud the pie fukker for pissing all over her ugly face.
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    Douche Bigelow 10/17/2014 13:00
    This is essentially the administration saying that this is a political issue, not medical. They could give two fuks about what happens to anyone as long as they have some assclown in front of it all
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    gmainco 10/17/2014 12:37
    Selena you are young (but legal age that makes you responsible for your actions) and there are people younger than you that have taken on responsibilities, like family and jobs, so mentally you are st
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 10/17/2014 12:18
    thanks for the info Huge
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    Gildorg 10/17/2014 11:31
    I wanna own one like her...
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    greenwichave 10/17/2014 10:20
    you sound like a fucking moron when you talk about banning travel to and from W Africa. Firstly, all US commercial airlines banned travel 2 months ago to the 3 main countries. so there are no dire
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    Hugh G. Rection 10/17/2014 09:14
    Fûcking hilarious. He had to get a special waiver to get commissioned as an Ensign at age 42 because the military won't take you if you are that old. Then he had to get ANOTHER special waiver for prev
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    Douche Bigelow 10/17/2014 07:44
    His daughter is a coke head too. I wouldn't be surprised to find plenty in ol' Joe's system as well.
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    billymays 10/17/2014 05:44
    LEE writes like a 12-year old girl. Adults don't type like that in the real world, darlin'.
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    Maybe_Observer 10/17/2014 05:36
    She can suck this old guy's dick any day of the week.....
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    The Lord God Jesus Christ 10/17/2014 04:55
    I like the way she bitches about the "grownups". Honey, you're 21 years old. You're old enough to drink, vote and do hardcore anal porn. You are a grownup.
  • Roger Tennant 10/16/2014 20:49
    and honestly nobody ever "inhaled" her merch. She ain't Miley
  • Roger Tennant 10/16/2014 20:49
    " But why are you attacking us oldies? Don’t you know who pays the credit card bills for the girls who inhale your merch?" literally nobody does these days. She hasn't done shit in a year and her a
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    Admiral 10/16/2014 20:32
    There's all kinds of wisdom in this post. Stop it.
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    Admiral 10/16/2014 20:28
    I know this is somewhat unlikely, but I'm hoping Krupa will never age and stay perfect forever. Please?
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    Quasimofo 10/16/2014 19:28
    Lex, rumor is that your almost soul mate used to be a dude, a few sites claim "Ms." Escobar is a transsexual.
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    knows.kung.fu 10/16/2014 19:21
    http://www.timeslive.co.za/incoming/2014/03/15/roses.png/ALTERNATES/crop_630x432/Roses.png
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    miche the killer 10/16/2014 18:21
    ugh. reading that article made me die a little inside.
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    LEE 10/16/2014 16:35
    Screw u dip shit. U R what happens when fame goes to UR head. U won't have what U've got 2 much longer. Then u'll just b 1 of us. Welcome 2 the real world.
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    The Crazy Azian 10/16/2014 15:08
    I wish the OJ one was true, that would be awesome.
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    B A Baracus 10/16/2014 15:01
    Chris Hanson has Grisham on speed dial.
  • Gredy Blomspot 10/16/2014 14:43
    I found Kim K sex tape on this nice site: http://goo.gl/yKiiui
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    B A Baracus 10/16/2014 14:13
    How many guys are we gonna call out as her dad? Robert Kardashian, OJ, Lionel Richie, some hairdresser, the list is just too long. Get the DNA test and be done with the guessing. http://www.foxne
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    Buttnuts 10/16/2014 13:43
    Well, he IS a doctor. Isn't that what they do? Drug and fondle bitches?
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    DrainBammage 10/16/2014 13:34
    Actually, beyond the creepy factor he is not wrong, the War on Child Porn is as phony and full of sh1t as the War On Drugs and the War On Terrorism. All of them overplay the importance to get more co
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    Douche Bigelow 10/16/2014 12:40
    Sounds like a preemptive plea to a judge.
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    dagsolo 10/16/2014 11:39
    well put! lmao
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    Beylerbey 10/16/2014 11:07
    Is he waving or is that as high as the basketball goes?
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    KarduesaiMalloc 10/16/2014 10:15
    Lena Dunham isn't a psychiatrist. You spelled "pachyderm" wrong. Or autocorrect did.
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    B A Baracus 10/16/2014 10:02
    DB - faptastic, if only because she puts it out there and isn't ashamed about it. Plus she'd probably let you use the back door.
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    justweasy 10/16/2014 10:00
    Who the F*CK is this guy!?!?!?
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    snapsbacula 10/16/2014 08:47
    While pacing in front of the Wedding at Cana, the NWA probably said to herself, "Jesus is black."
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    MacDaddy 10/16/2014 07:50
    I had to escort her to San Diego for an interview about a dozen years ago when she was just starting to become a Somebody. I thought I might have had a chance to nail her, but she ruined it for me. Th