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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/01/2015 06:53
    That's just how all the men in SF greet each other.
  • Mike Bauer 08/01/2015 02:09
    I would like to let you guys know about what a great man Dr. Glenn Mcgee, I'm from Venezuela so might english might not be so good but please hear this story out. I went to the University of Massachus
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    LucasMcCain 07/31/2015 19:49
    Looks amazing. Can see she works out for it. Nice tone to her body. Not skinny http://doiop.com/charlie-riina
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    HappyHuntress 07/31/2015 19:47
    Her figure is insane! http://tiny.cc/9n790x
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    Daniel Maher 07/31/2015 19:43
    Airbrushing at its finest! http://tiny.cc/mi790x
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    AliceNixon 07/31/2015 19:40
    That thigh gap is the most photoshopped thing I think I've ever seen http://doiop.com/rousey-feels
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    HappyHuntress 07/31/2015 19:29
    I just find her extremely irritating http://tiny.cc/p2690x
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    Joseph the Red 07/31/2015 17:27
    "Parishing?" What the hell does that mean? You're splitting up into geographical regions?
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    knows.kung.fu 07/31/2015 14:00
    It's like she has a bet going with someone how much asinine shit she can get away with and still get elected.
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    Gildorg 07/31/2015 08:55
    She isn't all that attractive, and no one likes fat girls... That being said, I would still do her...
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    Raymond K. Hessel 07/31/2015 08:37
    Out of all the human turds this site has ragged on over the years, this is the first person singled out that none of you "writers" would say any of this to her face.
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    Big Mouth 07/30/2015 23:43
    I'm really scared of all the idiots who will vote for her just to be "Part of history" & elect the first female president.
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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 07/30/2015 16:30
    Wow.....bonus points for the Milton Twin (aka Cherish & Cali) reference. A man who knows his fetish porn!
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    DrainBammage 07/30/2015 13:27
    Thank for the rationalization of pedophelia through exceptionalism. Most child stars in Hollyweird are exceptional cases who are mature beyond their years with responsabilities beyond their years.
  • Carelton Then 07/30/2015 10:53
    If your wife fu*cks like a demon....you probably text her back pretty quick.
  • Nico Dominguez 07/30/2015 10:38
    "Gwyneth is why minorities hate White people." hahhaha made my Thursday thx.
  • Carelton Then 07/30/2015 10:36
    This story would have more impact if she also posted some nude selfies so we could make an honest evaluation of her employment potential.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/30/2015 09:25
    Pretty apt comparison with rabbit from donnie darko. It's the evil eyes.
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    drozz 07/30/2015 09:09
    she also gave a very nice speech about global warming, then hopped on a private jet that burns 350 gal/hr of jet fuel.
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    Admiral 07/30/2015 08:58
    I was told never to bring a gun to a choke fight. Or never choke a bitch in a gun fight. One of those. Liberal Arts college was a long time ago, I can't remember everything they taught me.
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    Admiral 07/30/2015 08:54
    We're not overpopulated - I'm pretty sure we're dying faster than we're giving birth. And anyway I hear that lions live like 14 years, tops, and this lion was 13. The hunters paid some $55k to hun
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    Admiral 07/30/2015 08:47
    Haha, great post. I guess she could be 32, but binging and gaining 25 lbs is crazy. That's like gaining the weight of an entire toddler. Imagine all the crap that had to flow through her veins in o
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    Admiral 07/30/2015 08:42
    Obama's gay - maybe they should have arrested him when he got off the plane. Part of Obama's Choom Gang's initiation is they had to hit a bong, then suck off another guy through a paper bag - the fir
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    columnatedruins 07/30/2015 08:11
    As a supervisor, I'm telling her to go home and check the employee handbook or whatever guide we have for appropriate work wear AT JCP (IDGAF what "career wear" we sell... there are lots of careers wi
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    Dressedwell.net 07/30/2015 05:28
    Yes, men are always wearing red shorts and sleeveless tops at work, but she can't!
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    DrainBamaged 07/30/2015 04:57
    @TheBlackSmurf That cracked me up so much I almost spilled my coffee
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    The Black Smurf 07/30/2015 04:00
    If your career is lesbian camp counselor child molester those shorts are perfect.
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    DrainBamaged 07/30/2015 00:54
    It's sad that these backward places can't get with it. Like coastal erosion, lgbt rights are simply inevitable. Rail all you want against it, but the west will wear you down and make you dance to our
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    MustwefightAmongstOurselves 07/29/2015 20:19
    With the overpopulation situation - let's let the women decide as they wish since it's their body and their decision.. no? Might as well sell the parts and use it for science - better than just tos
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    miche the killer 07/29/2015 19:55
    hey guys, life really hard for me, okay?. I spend all day working out.
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    MustwefightAmongstOurselves 07/29/2015 19:36
    Those shorts aren't that short - damn people can be so annoying. And now they have bad press due to a dumb decision - granted it will pass but none
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/29/2015 18:35
    That chick has a weird face and hammer time toes but she knows how to give the finger. She's got a bright future at pretending to be persecuted.
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    Al Bundy 07/29/2015 12:58
    Listening to the radio and a sports guy on there worked it out and came to the conclusion that Brady was sending out an average of 83 texts a day. WTF is going on in your life when you're a 37 year
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    drozz 07/29/2015 12:39
    he's just pissed that hillary got away with it and he didn't
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    drozz 07/29/2015 12:36
    if only they would show some love for gay community like Iran, obama would shower them with billions in cash and fast track them for nuclear weapons.
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    pk20152 07/29/2015 11:59
    daily workouts? or.... great Photoshop professional?
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    drriff 07/29/2015 10:34
    Meanwhile, Planned (non) Parenthood is killing babies and selling the parts, but hey! This guy shot a lion.
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    The Lord God Jesus Christ 07/29/2015 09:59
    That's almost enough for a pretty good bowling league
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    The Lord God Jesus Christ 07/29/2015 09:51
    I agree. For crying out loud, let's see them titties.
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    Rorsarch 07/29/2015 08:53
    Looks like its time to get that Reagan Tattoo and move to Denmark
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    Raymond K. Hessel 07/29/2015 08:32
    I'm now heading to the court-house to change my name to "Denim"
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    Dr_Demento 07/29/2015 06:27
    Why couldn't it be that Nickleback jerk? And been reported as ''killed in car accident''? ~listen to that nickleback - every time I do it makes me yack~
  • Katy Molson 07/29/2015 05:29
    Isn't that Vince Vaughn?
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    The Black Smurf 07/29/2015 05:00
    She was born with black dick in her ass.
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    pk20152 07/29/2015 03:10
    Can we just see her tits already? enough
  • Mitt Bush 07/28/2015 23:26
    Does her mouth have hemorrhoids?
  • Mitt Bush 07/28/2015 23:26
    Does her moth have hemorrhoids?
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    Big Mouth 07/28/2015 19:38
    Probably not enough.
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    MustwefightAmongstOurselves 07/28/2015 18:48
    And their band still sucks.