MOST RECENT COMMENTS

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    Hugh G. Rection 09/29/2014 20:01
    You guys are focusing on all the wrong details. His soon-to-be-ex-wife is pretty hot.
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    Hugh G. Rection 09/29/2014 19:58
    Didn't they just fire another guy? More importantly, does anybody under 60 even watch shows like this anymore?
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    Hugh G. Rection 09/29/2014 19:53
    I know that I'M unhappy with her face.
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    Beylerbey 09/29/2014 19:16
    Kids are naturally racially aware. They have to have it brainwashed out of them.
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    knupxfon 09/29/2014 18:31
    How did a Black dude and a half white/half Persian slut produce an Asian baby?
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    woody 09/29/2014 18:03
    So is this a new picture? Did she do something new? This site sucks. Did an eight year old write this?
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    Puritan 09/29/2014 17:09
    Enough with this fat-assed niggah lovin' hoe ! and her brown mongrel child.
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    DrainBammage 09/29/2014 15:39
    FKA Twigs? I despise her already more than any of those pasty faced retards. The only way I could hate her more is when she marries some other douche and becomes FKA Twigs-Laboeuf.
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    658811 09/29/2014 15:08
    ^in a nutshell: the antichrist.
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    MacDaddy 09/29/2014 13:32
    As much as hate to chastise innocent children, there is truly no doubt in my mind that this poor kid will grow-up to be the most insufferable c*nt in human existence. Hand to her to any other family
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    Beylerbey 09/29/2014 11:21
    What a hideous little creature.
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    B A Baracus 09/29/2014 10:13
    "$40 million dollars" that's redundant and says the same thing twice
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    miche the killer 09/29/2014 10:09
    I think I've never felt a stronger connection to the French. I'd like to shake their brie covered hands.
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    B A Baracus 09/29/2014 09:39
    What, fourteen exes? That's gotta be low by about five times.
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    Beylerbey 09/29/2014 09:34
    Maybe she's unhappy with her face.
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    MacDaddy 09/29/2014 08:47
    While I have f*cked more Hooter waitresses, than any other chain restaurant, no one will top Emily from Twin Peaks on the Vegas Strip! Mouth to P*ssy to a$$ and back again all night long. To be f
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    eparchos 09/29/2014 07:47
    The Benjamin Franklin administration huh?
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    Joseph the Red 09/29/2014 07:10
    Church "quire"? Really? Where the hell did you go to school? Ebonics school? And while we're playing Grammar Nazi, you totally misused the word "languish" and, like Shortshanks suggested, you prob
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    Shortshanks 09/29/2014 06:33
    lavish?
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    eparchos 09/29/2014 06:26
    Choir... I have never seen such a creative spelling!
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    fredmertz 09/28/2014 16:26
    Holy shit, that was one of the most tortuously written paragraphs I have ever brutally failed at reading.
  • John Pierce 09/27/2014 23:33
    Yeah, it would be a bitch is George woke up on his honeymoon to find the lovely Mrs. Clooney had sawed his head off (either the big head or the little one).
  • John Pierce 09/27/2014 23:30
    You should be able to rub your giant jugs over a parking meter in LA and get a free space, should these jugs be big enuf.
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    LittleBoMeep 09/27/2014 23:15
    Why does a hypersexualized youth HAVE to have a dead soul? Often times is disconnect. Just like often times you prefer men to women anyway.
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    LittleBoMeep 09/27/2014 23:12
    Shastar, I was looking for you and only you.
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    woody 09/26/2014 21:08
    This is a CRAZY LONG UNFUNNY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING POST. U SUCK
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    Al Bundy 09/26/2014 18:02
    As soon as he fails at his bid to become a U.S. senator, she'll be history.
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    Beylerbey 09/26/2014 17:49
    Pretty great, actually. But I'm pretty radical.
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    Gildorg 09/26/2014 17:18
    I am ready for a replacement for Kate Upton. She is starting to become a fatty and fat girls are not real people... Maybe, if this one doesn't get so flabby... We need some naked pics to be sure
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    Beylerbey 09/26/2014 17:15
    CPT
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    Beylerbey 09/26/2014 17:14
    Still thick.
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    Puritan 09/26/2014 16:17
    fat assed niggah lovin' hoe
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    redjellydonut 09/26/2014 13:49
    "...they are happy for HIM and his new ISIS bride." I expect better from y'all.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 09/26/2014 13:20
    Those are some huge fun bags.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 09/26/2014 13:18
    How great would it be if she cut george clooney's head off? Not great you say? : (
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 09/26/2014 13:16
    I certainly looks like her face although the douche behind her appears to have a photoshopped head.
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    BloodyTomFlint 09/26/2014 12:53
    Jesus H. Christ on a bike. You insult people's writing but in the VERY NEXT SENTENCE forget a god damned word. You people are all idiots.
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    PudKnocker 09/26/2014 12:43
    Here's Jenny proving that she is one of the hottest 41 year olds around. http://www.yoloselfie.com/i/4887
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    MacDaddy 09/26/2014 12:29
    Great Tits, but she's no Kate!
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    Shastar 09/26/2014 10:43
    Three articles in a row and dudes are staring back at us, and then you feed us Jenny McCarthy's crazy face? Come on, guys, let's get some Ukrainian or South African model poon up in here before the le
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    miche the killer 09/26/2014 09:33
    I speak for all women when I say, shut the fuck up. and "lower prices objectify women and contribute to rape culture. "- I don't think "rape culture" has ever been more inappropriately used, ever. so
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    DrainBammage 09/26/2014 08:40
    I-i-i-t's...n-n-n-ot... true? Say it aint so Floyd. Say it aint so.
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    BiebersStrapon 09/26/2014 08:18
    She'd look better with my semen splattered across her face and tits.
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    BiebersStrapon 09/26/2014 08:14
    Cumguzzler.
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    Admiral 09/26/2014 06:57
    She's looking pretty damn good!
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    Admiral 09/26/2014 06:54
    I really like that picture of her shouting or whatever in the car. It's dynamic. Also, she looks like she's ready to receive something special* *Chapter 3, paragraph 3 of the If You Know What I M
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    Doctor Mindbender 09/26/2014 05:02
    He just wasn't sure what to do with a beaver that wasn't being ground into his face by an angry lesbian.
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    G-Factor 09/25/2014 22:28
    The ONLY time it COULD happen is when he is 49-0, and his payday is $100 million... Not a bad day’s work for losing a boxing match. If you have not read the lengthy article in ESPN the Magazine abo
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    miche the killer 09/25/2014 21:33
    who the hell tries to steal a GIANT canopy that has to be disassembled? in broad daylight? with people around? my favorite part is the initial attempt at confusion from the first lady, like they were