MOST RECENT COMMENTS

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    DrainBammage 08/31/2014 18:52
    Cmon, that professional sucker of c0cks that competes with you (i know, that really cuts it down) had two pictures that you dont on his site and those were full frontal boobage.
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    MUCS 08/31/2014 18:41
    This makes my pants tight.
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    Beylerbey 08/31/2014 17:27
    Ellen DeGeneres
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    Admiral 08/31/2014 15:29
    Lovely. I think that makes 100% of women with nudes on the internet now. Who're we missing?
  • Todd Rebić 08/31/2014 09:11
    Actually it does belong to an adult film star. http://www.jessiejameserotica.com/credits.html
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    Hugh G. Rection 08/31/2014 07:14
    Model?? She's a beefy 160, at least. Twenty more pounds of muscle and a half second off her forty time, and she could probably work her way onto the Cowboys practice squad.
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    Hugh G. Rection 08/31/2014 07:00
    She's thickened up nicely, like a good Béchamel sauce.
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    Hugh G. Rection 08/31/2014 06:50
    Rookie move. She let them get up into her melon. You think Hillary would give a shit when fellow Senators called her out for being a tubby bitch-faced cankle monster? Hell, I'm sure her own husband ca
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    flybynight 08/31/2014 03:27
    You're going to regret this post someday, Lex.
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    flybynight 08/31/2014 03:16
    Is it not obvious at this point that Lex is a female? All of her posts just ooze cunt anger.
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    Admiral 08/30/2014 06:17
    Now there's a textbook example of a bold-faced lie. Western-themed; that is too goddamn funny.
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    SexyRicardSimmons 08/29/2014 23:40
    It's not like he can read anyway. Dumb mooolie
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    SexyRicardSimmons 08/29/2014 23:36
    She ate all the leftovers.
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    Gildorg 08/29/2014 22:02
    I'd bang her. I would most likely do her and Miley at the same time and compare notes afterwards.
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    Beylerbey 08/29/2014 17:17
    Settle down there, mudflaps, and have another hoagie.
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    Beylerbey 08/29/2014 17:07
    I was about to make a Japanese whaling ship reference, but Mac basically beat me to it.
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    Beylerbey 08/29/2014 17:03
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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    Beylerbey 08/29/2014 17:02
    I had no idea people in Mexico had Spanish accents. I bet the people in Spain don't know either. Or didn't, rather.
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    miche the killer 08/29/2014 13:45
    It's this healthy mantra of moderation that explains why she & Ke$ha will undoubtedly be on the Divas showcase in 2054...
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    miche the killer 08/29/2014 13:41
    Apparently, not shitty enough to cry off those dumb ass eyelashes...
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    myforums 08/29/2014 13:23
    For someone who writes a celebrity blog, calling this wedding "pompous" is just bizarre. Were you sleeping when the magazines and blog sites were raving about both of Kim Kardashian's weddings?
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    PingaTip 08/29/2014 12:12
    Well, you certainly can't un-see that, no matter how hard you might try.
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    LEE 08/29/2014 11:20
    Oh pound Britney. Pound her hard and long. For who in the hell are yah gonna pound. When Britney's dead and gone.
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    MacDaddy 08/29/2014 11:06
    I'll happily F*ck the memory of him out of her.
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    B A Baracus 08/29/2014 10:46
    Hey did you know that writing $300 dollar is redundant, and it's also repetitive?
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    MacDaddy 08/29/2014 10:03
    Quick Harpoon it!!!
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    Admiral 08/29/2014 09:53
    Dang, okay I feel a little bad about being cruel to her today. She seems nice.
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    Admiral 08/29/2014 09:51
    She looks like a young homeless boy with a love of cocaine when she's not wearing makeup.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/29/2014 09:49
    of course they won't because he's more than likley not taking any classes anyway. oh datz reeses
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/29/2014 09:46
    Hopefully the next video will be of Britts beating down a paparazzi with an umbrella after shaving her head bald. I miss bald Britts.
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    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 08:45
    It's a futile battle, PingaTip. I've been berating Lex for a long time about his pitiful writing but it never gets any better. I just do it out of habit now.
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    DrainBammage 08/29/2014 08:27
    Fat litle tubby fscks got some bird shit on their extra tight jerseys right next to the grape jelly and lasagna stains. Boo fscking hoo. Did he diddle them? Finger fsck them like a catholic priest?
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    Good Stuff 08/29/2014 08:11
    Adorbs how you think USC will honor his free ride if he quits the money-printing machine, I mean football team.
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    PingaTip 08/29/2014 08:10
    Trophy wife? What's the trophy for, tenth place?
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    PingaTip 08/29/2014 08:07
    See, Lex? I told you yesterday about hyphens. Hyphens (and maybe a couple of quotation marks) would have made the sentence in BiebersStrapon's comment readable:
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    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 07:36
    If it looks like a nigra and talks like a nigra...
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    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 07:31
    You're getting as bad as Lex, Matt. "Don P"? Really? Do you even know what you're trying to misspell?
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/29/2014 07:04
    Brand makes Perry seem like (I don't actually know any in real life) not because Perry is intelligent of course (as I said I don't know any women in real life that are) but because Brand (I don't us
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    billymays 08/29/2014 05:39
    She and her "music" both need to die immediately.
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    Al Bundy 08/28/2014 20:48
    >You need to hang out with a 9-year old with an uzi to make the world a better place.< I have to admit, it made me laugh.
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    Al Bundy 08/28/2014 20:45
    Could they have picked out a less sexy outfit for her to wear?
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    Mud Nugget 08/28/2014 14:53
    That's a bald berry right there
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 14:38
    Ten more years and she'll be a full-on Jewish grandmother.
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 14:32
    At first I thought "well, she can't possibly come out worse than Brand by comparison." But then I remembered that she thought it was a really good idea to do some cock-sampling with both Brand and Ma
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    mikeadamson 08/28/2014 14:11
    I think her face is lovely. That is her face above that big rack, right?
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    mikeadamson 08/28/2014 14:11
    I think her face is lovely. That is her face above that big rack, right?
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    BiebersStrapon 08/28/2014 13:00
    "French men are gay jokes are cheap" You're trying to make fun of people while posting phrases like this? Really?
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    PingaTip 08/28/2014 11:32
    Lex, will you PLEASE look into the hyphen as a potential form of punctuation you can add to your repertoire? It might make your posts somewhat readable.
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    B A Baracus 08/28/2014 11:10
    Tell that bitch to grab me some of that seaweed behind her and make me a salad