MOST RECENT COMMENTS

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    MacDaddy 08/29/2014 11:06
    I'll happily F*ck the memory of him out of her.
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    B A Baracus 08/29/2014 10:46
    Hey did you know that writing $300 dollar is redundant, and it's also repetitive?
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    MacDaddy 08/29/2014 10:03
    Quick Harpoon it!!!
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    Admiral 08/29/2014 09:53
    Dang, okay I feel a little bad about being cruel to her today. She seems nice.
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    Admiral 08/29/2014 09:51
    She looks like a young homeless boy with a love of cocaine when she's not wearing makeup.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/29/2014 09:49
    of course they won't because he's more than likley not taking any classes anyway. oh datz reeses
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/29/2014 09:46
    Hopefully the next video will be of Britts beating down a paparazzi with an umbrella after shaving her head bald. I miss bald Britts.
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    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 08:45
    It's a futile battle, PingaTip. I've been berating Lex for a long time about his pitiful writing but it never gets any better. I just do it out of habit now.
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    DrainBammage 08/29/2014 08:27
    Fat litle tubby fscks got some bird shit on their extra tight jerseys right next to the grape jelly and lasagna stains. Boo fscking hoo. Did he diddle them? Finger fsck them like a catholic priest?
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    Good Stuff 08/29/2014 08:11
    Adorbs how you think USC will honor his free ride if he quits the money-printing machine, I mean football team.
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    PingaTip 08/29/2014 08:10
    Trophy wife? What's the trophy for, tenth place?
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    PingaTip 08/29/2014 08:07
    See, Lex? I told you yesterday about hyphens. Hyphens (and maybe a couple of quotation marks) would have made the sentence in BiebersStrapon's comment readable:
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    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 07:36
    If it looks like a nigra and talks like a nigra...
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    BiebersStrapon 08/29/2014 07:31
    You're getting as bad as Lex, Matt. "Don P"? Really? Do you even know what you're trying to misspell?
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    billymays 08/29/2014 05:39
    She and her "music" both need to die immediately.
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    Al Bundy 08/28/2014 20:48
    >You need to hang out with a 9-year old with an uzi to make the world a better place.< I have to admit, it made me laugh.
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    Al Bundy 08/28/2014 20:45
    Could they have picked out a less sexy outfit for her to wear?
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    Mud Nugget 08/28/2014 14:53
    That's a bald berry right there
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 14:38
    Ten more years and she'll be a full-on Jewish grandmother.
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 14:32
    At first I thought "well, she can't possibly come out worse than Brand by comparison." But then I remembered that she thought it was a really good idea to do some cock-sampling with both Brand and Ma
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    mikeadamson 08/28/2014 14:11
    I think her face is lovely. That is her face above that big rack, right?
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    mikeadamson 08/28/2014 14:11
    I think her face is lovely. That is her face above that big rack, right?
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    BiebersStrapon 08/28/2014 13:00
    "French men are gay jokes are cheap" You're trying to make fun of people while posting phrases like this? Really?
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    PingaTip 08/28/2014 11:32
    Lex, will you PLEASE look into the hyphen as a potential form of punctuation you can add to your repertoire? It might make your posts somewhat readable.
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    B A Baracus 08/28/2014 11:10
    Tell that bitch to grab me some of that seaweed behind her and make me a salad
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    Jamieace 08/28/2014 10:36
    If you don't fuck the face than you don't deserve to have a penis.
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    aandm12 08/28/2014 10:24
    Wow...she could give Sarah Jessica Parker a good run in the horse face division....
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:15
    And Jerry Lewis.
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:13
    She looks great for a mainland boozehound.
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:12
    LOL
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:11
    I bet his dad was an itinerant card player and his mom was a mail carrier. Every time K'anye opens his mouth, I feel like we're playing a game to see who can bullshit the best.
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:07
    Spitzer: walking proof that shame, ignominy, and disgrace are dead. On the other hand, he is from New York. I shouldn't expect more.
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    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:04
    Too soon.
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    Al (Ted) Bundy 08/28/2014 09:38
    There, took care of that for you Lex.
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    Al (Ted) Bundy 08/28/2014 09:28
    You don't f*ck the face.
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    Al (Ted) Bundy 08/28/2014 09:27
    What a Butter Face
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    God Hath Spoken 08/28/2014 09:13
    Wow. WTF.
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    billymays 08/28/2014 09:00
    What the fuçking fuçk are you smoking, Lex? This is the most incoherent piece of ratshıt you've ever posted, and that's saying a lot. You need to hang out with a 9-year old with an uzi to make t
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    billymays 08/28/2014 08:56
    Do keep killing yourselves off, thank you.
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    Hugh G. Rection 08/28/2014 08:32
    "First gay NFL player" my foot. Plenty of gays played in the NFL, Jerry Smith died of AIDS for crying out loud. But more importantly, ESPN is so fúcking worthless it is unbelievable.
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    echo_whiskey 08/28/2014 08:29
    I like mockery of celebrities and politicians, but I think you guys are gonna have to pick one or the other to be successful. Tons of people hate even the mention of politicians. You're gonna at
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    Hugh G. Rection 08/28/2014 08:27
    Wait. She's 47???
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    Hugh G. Rection 08/28/2014 08:24
    "Kanye" is Swahili for "self-absorbed cùntface douchenozzle", although some nuances get lost in the translation.
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    PingaTip 08/28/2014 08:13
    You know, Matt, you might want to explore the use of commas. Hyphens are useful, too.
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    Admiral 08/28/2014 07:25
    The Black Panthers were/ are a militarized hate group. Sound familiar? Nazis. How many (smart) people would say use the "My father was an illustrator and a Nazi" as a defense for assaulting a J
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    BiebersStrapon 08/28/2014 05:04
    Hey, Admiral - you spelled "nįggers" wrong.
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    woody 08/27/2014 23:55
    Your picture is formatted wrong d u m b a s s.
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    JRMacumber 08/27/2014 20:05
    Darwin Award winner right there.
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    Al Bundy 08/27/2014 19:54
    And to add what MacDaddy said, look at Europe's continual love for Michael Jackson.