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    pk20152 02/12/2016 04:47
    My deceased grandmother had the proper term for Kanye.
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    Exador 02/12/2016 04:45
    Anyone who's spent money on either of these two deserves what they get.
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    bitplayer 02/12/2016 02:23
    If there's one thing social media has taught me, it's that dolphins are the smart ones.
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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 02/12/2016 00:16
    He played this all wrong. He's already viewed as "unlikable" (as if any politician was likable), so he should have rolled with it to point out he's the Conservative who doesn't give a crap what you d
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    rdd 02/11/2016 17:56
    WHAT THE EFF IS A FRENCHY MORGAN? And NO ONE wants any Frenchy Morgan.
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    Hugh G. Rection 02/11/2016 14:15
    First fatties, and now grandmothers. Are they putting stupid juice in the water at the Time Warner building?
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    Hugh G. Rection 02/11/2016 14:13
    Fúck Target, it's a corporation run by incompetent cúnts. Remember when they got hacked and lost millions of people's credit and debit card numbers? I stopped shopping there after that. Now we know wh
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    SexyRicardSimmons 02/11/2016 13:58
    The gay runs strong in that family.
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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 02/11/2016 12:48
    I just love it when women of average intelligence who make millions and travel all over the world off of their bodies endorse politicians whose entire goal is to make it illegal for people to make mil
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 02/11/2016 10:03
    nice one gildorg. I mentioned this in one of the previous stories on this chick if you cut off her head and put it on a normal-sized WOMEN'S body I would fuck it.
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    Exador 02/11/2016 05:09
    They forgot the part where the black guy shoots the white guy in the leg and takes his money.
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    Gildorg 02/10/2016 19:31
    Grab a Harpoon, there be Whales here!
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    Hugh G. Rection 02/10/2016 17:37
    Sheboons. That is all.
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    Hugh G. Rection 02/10/2016 17:37
    I'd like to see these pics before all the photoshop work.
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    Big Mouth 02/10/2016 15:10
    How did this cow do "jail" for almost a year and not lose any weight. I guess the husband snuck her snickers during conjugal visits.
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    Big Mouth 02/10/2016 15:04
    There's a lot here so I'll stick to this deluded broads quote. Women don't want to see themselves reflected. If they did they'd be happy in their own skin and not buy tons of fashionable clothes &
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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 02/10/2016 14:25
    LMAO BMiGG. I might have to steal that.
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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 02/10/2016 14:21
    She's not that much fatter than Kate Upton, and Kate is hugely popular (mostly because of the boobs).
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    Testoclese 02/10/2016 12:23
    My phone feels heavier now.
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    Hugh G. Rection 02/10/2016 11:57
    Sports Illustrated shíts the bed again. Thanks for fúcking up the one thing you've done well since the last millenium.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 02/10/2016 11:18
    As a white dude that has very little dick and agrees with BLM I'm going to make an edict (get it because I have very small one) that every one of us successful white people (bernie sanders supporters
  • Carelton Then 02/10/2016 11:06
    "Playboy argues that naked female pictorials have lost their value in an age when you can Google Fat Asian Chick Ass Porn and get 4.8 million results in 0.58 seconds. " As well as an empty aquari
  • Carelton Then 02/10/2016 11:04
    I'm not one to criticize pointless nudity if the tits are better than the average soccer mom.
  • Carelton Then 02/10/2016 10:59
    It seems to have left out the detours of lazing around whining while other ex-slaves have made something of themselves.
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    slackr002 02/10/2016 10:58
    Just because I'd bang you if I met you in a hotel bar does NOT mean I would pay, or even click, to see you in a bikini... Nachos on you...
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    knows.kung.fu 02/10/2016 10:25
    So if enough fat chick's get to be models.. Does that mean ugly/deformed ones will expect to be models next?
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 02/10/2016 09:28
    They didn't even need the sharks because blacks can't swim.
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    Big Mouth 02/10/2016 09:01
    The first sentence is absolutely correct. In the future people that watch "reality" TV will go into camps for the mentally deficient. If the Kardashians are garbage what does that make this pale cop
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    PudKnocker 02/10/2016 06:36
    At first I thought that was Tori Spelling.
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    pk20152 02/10/2016 03:31
    I wish she would stop being naked
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    Gildorg 02/10/2016 00:36
    Yeah, Playboy is dead. Back before the Internet, it was the answer, now not so much.
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    Al Bundy 02/09/2016 20:57
    >The cover featured Sarah McDaniel. She’s famous on social media< Never heard of her. Fail.
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    MustwefightAmongstOurselves 02/09/2016 20:31
    Waaah
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    MustwefightAmongstOurselves 02/09/2016 19:52
    The internet hasn't ruined it - just altered it a little bit. What's the big deal - instead of hiding and jacking to static pictures - now we are hiding and jacking to moving pictures - so long as Wi
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    deliminator 02/09/2016 19:29
    "Below average" Man, you guys must be around some crazy hot women all the time.
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    Hugh G. Rection 02/09/2016 14:28
    There is no amount of comedy value that can make this worthwhile.
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    The Lord God Jesus Christ 02/09/2016 14:26
    That's just pure evil.
  • Jim Biddle 02/09/2016 13:09
    That is nasty.
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    Rorsarch 02/09/2016 12:57
    Pedofowl? I'll show myself out.
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    Dr_Demento 02/09/2016 12:00
    Playboy the print mag won't survive much longer than Hef. A month or two after he dies, so will it.
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    Hugh G. Rection 02/09/2016 11:37
    Sure wish I could unsee that fourth pic.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 02/09/2016 10:40
    It's better than my mom's ass... of course she's been dead for over 20 years so..
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 02/09/2016 10:39
    right go get brandon and him post some Wrastling pics with dudes in spandex play fighting so you both beat off to hacksaw jim dugan.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 02/09/2016 10:36
    she's always had a huge nose and teeth. she's like a shark.
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    SexyRicardSimmons 02/09/2016 10:23
    She should just crawl up Amy Schumers vagoo and fade away.
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    SexyRicardSimmons 02/09/2016 10:22
    I'd take pictures of her naked for free. Call me.
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    SexyRicardSimmons 02/09/2016 10:20
    It's a sad day for those who have fond memories of spanking it in the bathroom while hiding from their families. I will always thank my brother who handed me a copy of his Playboy in 1988 and told me
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    Phil Butts 02/09/2016 10:18
    I periodically check in on this site just to laugh at how bad it is without Brendon. Let me summarize this post. Here is a link to a Superbowl commercial where a TMZ poll found it wasn't racist. Am
  • Jim Biddle 02/09/2016 09:25
    why do these models have absolutely no ass whatsoever?