Maybe there's a market for designer straight jackets
Hey TAN...sorry to interrupt your Lex rants; however: "...but if you can count on anything each March, it’s girls..." I know that it's a long paragraph, and there's much to read, but try to keep up
"...girls without any anatomical evidence of nipples."
And then the first pic features prominently protruding nipples. Once again Lex can't even post something that matches the context whatsoever.
>I think their friendship should be made into an ABC Family Christmas film called “I Gave Santa Gonorrhea”<
Wow, twice in one day I've read something on WWTDD that made me laugh..
>after pumping air into his penis and closing her eyes for the three minute bad grandpa horror show.<
Ok, that made me chuckle.
To para-phrase Obi-Wan Kenobi.......
...These are the pics we've been looking for.....
miche the killer
I can't even begin to count the number of times I heard MY mom talk like this. It was "Santa's boner" this & "let's buy dildos" that. Fond Christmas memories I'm sure little Lorenzo will be glad t
Oh look, an apostrophe used in a pluralized word. Who could possibly be the author of such a simpleton's error? One can only imagine.
Could she have worn an uglier bathing suit ?
>as he was probably taking a break from making underwhelming action films<
Olympus Has Fallen is far from a underwhelming action film.
Here, I'll give you the secret to youth: Portion size you meals, stay away from too much saturated fats or sugars, drink lots of water, digest what's in your body before you cram more food down you e
Yeah, I'd let her shit in my mouth.
There, I said it. Are you happy now?
Hair plugs for men still looks better than that merkin Marv Albert wears on his head.
"Alot" is not a word, you illiterate cųntwipe.
A first glance you wonder why is that black hobo following that white couple in front of him.
I mean, he's just starring at that white lady's butt.
Don't you hate when you try to write a semi funny comment about how shitty a page is and writes tried instead of tries? Oh well, I'm still alot funnier than you losers.
It can't be any worse than a website firing its talented but lazy creator and then trying to fill his shoes with a bunch of hacks who try to imitate him but fail miserably. Episode 7 could be two and
Yep when it's time to punch out for the day and give up nothing says quitting time like a post about Beyonce or JAyZ.
I guess it was a slow day for Madonna.
TAN stole my thunder. And very eloquently, I might add.
Wasn't Beyonce some sort of sex symbol like 10 years ago or something?
Don't get me wrong: I would, and it's nice to get a break from Rihanna.
The most overrated fat ass - Sasha Fierce- amazing
that anyone would pay to see this lip syncing
pig live- this is an American super star? GTFO
Hugh G. Rection
Yeah, WTF. How could Disney possibly do worse than Lucas did on Episodes 1-3?? It is simply not possible. I for one am looking forward to the new Star Wars movies.
They neglected to mention that the most searched term of "Beyonce" was only a fraction of the search phrase. The complete entry was, "Beyonce is a no-talent fugly whore in need of a good old-fashione
...I'm rock-hard.....or at least as hard as a summer squash...
I'd fu*ck her....but ......that's just me........I happen to LIKE fu*ckin'....
Nice one, JLColorado.......
....please submit a resume to this site......
"ladies with the new car smell" is probably the funniest thing Lex has ever written.
That is equal parts win and fail.
Nice to see they didn't rehab her out of that wig
Considering the dogshit stew of DNA the kid has, I doubt it could find its own mouth to put anything in it.
Except for black cocks, of course, but that's a given.
That kid is so screwed. How much you want to bet he drinks a whole bottle of something he finds under the sink?
Damn punctuation. "Black-on-white, racist hate crimes" looks an awful lot like "Black on white-racist hate crimes."
Just another reason why we'll never get along.
Jay-Z decides to regulate his digestion and it makes the news? What about the growing number of black on white racist hate crimes? Nothing to say about that?
She's the most boring crazy celebrity ever. All the sane ones are at least making sex tapes.
He, and all rappers, should go on a cyanide-based diet.
I was just about to comment that Lucas ruined this franchise long ago.
Now it's just raping a dead horse up the ass, much like Lex enjoys doing most Wednesday nights.
I have it on good authority that this water is made from distilling the tears of starving nigras.
Because setting up an Instagram account is worse than what George Lucas did with the prequels?
Why are so many people intent on destroying this franchise?
If she had blue eyes she would be that much closer to perfection.
miche the killer
She's not breathing. She pretty much didn't breathe the entire night or else a pair of Spanx would've slingshot across the room & killed someone with a blow to the head. And she still would've had
I would rob her houseboat.
I would punch her kitten.