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    Hugh G. Rection 09/03/2015 11:18
    Best thread comments in a while!
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    Hugh G. Rection 09/03/2015 11:13
    But don't forget-- Huma's a Muslim, too! I'm sure she's getting paid plenty by the other side-- prolly at least another half mil a year to transcribe the pillow talk into Farsi, or Arabic, or both.
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    pk20152 09/03/2015 09:51
    I'm thinking....... enough of this woman already.
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    pk20152 09/03/2015 09:50
    @Rorsarch Maybe the teeth are required to get through the meat curtains to nibble on the prize. Dear God the visual I just gave myself. I'm sick.
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    Rorsarch 09/03/2015 09:36
    Nobody wants this chick going down on them, have you seen her teeth? She could eat an apple through a picket fence.
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    Dr_Demento 09/03/2015 08:09
    'listen to that nickelback - every time I do it makes me gack'
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    Dr_Demento 09/03/2015 08:07
    Half a mil to go down on The Lizard Queen? She deserves a raise.
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    DrainBammage 09/03/2015 07:08
    She's married to ...Wiener? This.Is.Epic. Go future President of the United States Trump, go! Say what you think!!
  • John Pierce 09/03/2015 03:35
    Too much MILFy goodness to be wasted on Teenz. Lordy, teenz do look younger these days! The girl in the picture looks like she's about 8. Who let her into the TCAs?
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    658811 09/02/2015 07:52
    1 out of 2 people enjoys a rape once in a while.
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    DrainBammage 09/02/2015 06:48
    Geez.... we just got this one toilet trained and gotten used to his drivel and now you cast him aside like a used cumrag? Gotta love the blogging world... Actually, my appreciation for his writin
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    MustwefightAmongstOurselves 09/01/2015 18:32
    Keep up the good work on the Last Men on Earth podcast... chuckles abound!
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    Gildorg 09/01/2015 17:22
    Don't do that... The damage to your truck would be enormous!
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    Mando 09/01/2015 17:01
    Those lips are saying one thing (Suck).
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    bogusnamehaha 09/01/2015 16:35
    In fact bladder cancer is funnier..
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    bogusnamehaha 09/01/2015 16:29
    Matt is about as funny as bladder cancer. won't be missed
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    GHUA 09/01/2015 15:43
    I'd hit it ..... with my truck
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    Al Bundy 09/01/2015 14:10
    Now you need to just go with him Lex.
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    pk20152 09/01/2015 13:31
    I have to rip out my eyes with a rusty spoon.
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    Testoclese 09/01/2015 12:27
    Now I have to boil my phone.
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    Duran484 09/01/2015 11:59
    Dude your literally getting worse as the day goes on... The attempt to redeem yourself with the Charlie Riina post way helpful but after this.. you know what.. LEX YOUR FUCKING FIRED, PACK YOUR SHIT
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    bob_nes 09/01/2015 11:18
    Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now?
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    DrainBammage 09/01/2015 11:05
    Somewhere behind the alley of a Subways: R.Kelly and Woody Allen are giving him a one-handed slow clap. The masters always recognize one of their own. Jared, Josh Duggar and Marc Sanchez on the o
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    Testoclese 09/01/2015 10:32
    Bet she wipes with a barbeque mop.
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    columnatedruins 09/01/2015 09:23
    Funny. Not "wrap my arm around my torso & wave you off like PLEASE NO MORE" funny, but still amusing. Thick. Not "Good GAWD look at all that ass" thick, but yeah, she spent her thinner youth
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    Duran484 09/01/2015 09:21
    Someone at WWTDD fire Lex and hire someone funny or witty or anyone who's not Lex. He blows limp donkey dick!
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    jessmachete 09/01/2015 09:00
    Remember when WWTDD was funny? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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    Gildorg 09/01/2015 08:54
    Yeah, sorry guys, but she still looks... "thick". I am not saying she isn't bangable, but there is better out there. I mean, if you are still feeling cheated for all the fapping sessions you had to
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    MacDaddy 09/01/2015 08:10
    Lex, something tells me you are an overweight 20-something loser who's never been laid. She still looks pretty good for 33. I man she's know super model, but I would fvck Britney harder than you po
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    Duran484 09/01/2015 08:06
    You sound like either pathetic idiot, a fat gay man, or just a flat out loser criticizing her.. She looks great! Now either say something funny or MAKE ME A BICYCLE YOU FUCKING CLOWN!
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    Longryder 09/01/2015 06:03
    I'd love to have Sharon's legs wrapped around me, with those heels scratching marks into my back!
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    Longryder 09/01/2015 06:00
    I wish I had her lips on my cock at 15. You can be certain I wouldn't have ratted her out.
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    Longryder 09/01/2015 05:52
    I'd love to have Selena and Taylor in a three-way.
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    Melvin Udall 08/31/2015 18:56
    If you say you draw the line at animals, you probably did an animal. Or are about to. Normal people don't think of that qualifier.
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    Big Mouth 08/31/2015 18:39
    With all this talk of gender this and gender that it should be easy. Bruce (still)has a penis so he's gay or maybe bisexual. He's not confused, transginger or gender fluid. Its disappointing to see
  • RJ Inkglider 08/31/2015 15:01
    I think this movement is confused. Women have every right to want to go topless wherever men can go shirtless (of course we should remember that men rarely go shirtless these days unless at the beach
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    xg4bx 08/31/2015 14:04
    What a pathetic old hag
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    rdd 08/31/2015 11:59
    Go away!! Your 15 minutes are up!!!
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    Dr_Demento 08/31/2015 09:48
    That guy Justine met backstage turned him down.
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    pk20152 08/31/2015 09:38
    Duggar sisters are pretty hot. It's funny how these Jesus preaching, God fearing people have the most skeletons to hide in their closets.
  • Carelton Then 08/31/2015 09:35
    I wonder if (user) "DB's Treasure" is happy with the way this chick has turned out. I know I am.
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    pk20152 08/31/2015 09:33
    because he's a pussy.
  • Carelton Then 08/31/2015 09:22
    Waste of money??? Crikey, Gildorg....I would pay tree fiddy to get in between them.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/31/2015 06:47
    well that's a unmitigated fail. The system fucked me.
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    The Black Smurf 08/30/2015 05:34
    All I hear is dolphin squeaks.
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    The Black Smurf 08/30/2015 05:32
    So tell me again why she dresses like a girl?
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    Peer 08/30/2015 01:48
    Let's all collectively hope that whiny little ingrate doesn't get laid until he reaches the age Shattuck will be at the end of her sentence.
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    Dr_Demento 08/29/2015 05:25
    How much you want to bet Achy Breaky was tapping that back when it was jailbait?
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/28/2015 13:46
    Pictured Miley Cyrus the son and daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus makes sure she get's every last drop of BillyMitchellisaGoldGod's jizz