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    Hugh G. Rection 03/31/2015 21:56
    The Europeans stopped running Africa ~55 years ago. It was a shíthole before they got there, and it was a shíthole after they left. Arguably it was better in between. Now that South Africa has been li
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    Admiral 03/31/2015 20:55
    2024: Britney Spears goes back to school. 2031: Britney graduates and takes the BAR exam, passes. 2035: Her celebrity and knack for theatrics lands her many high-profile cases for her and her la
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    Admiral 03/31/2015 20:45
    So where is Nicola Peltz?
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    Al Bundy 03/31/2015 19:02
    What the hell was this post about ?
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    Admiral 03/31/2015 18:57
    These women who get boob jobs are bold pioneers into the world of sex and sexuality. They hike to the top of that sexual mountain and look down into that valley below, that valley of dick. Much like
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    Big Mouth 03/31/2015 18:27
    Now we even spin boob jobs. Sometimes tits are just tits.
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    Big Mouth 03/31/2015 16:47
    If America is so terrible why is he going to work here? Oh, to take our money and women then berate us about how terrible we are. I'm sure he's going to send all his extra money back home. Minus his
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    The Lord God Jesus Christ 03/31/2015 14:52
    She just wants the BBC.
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    Beylerbey 03/31/2015 11:20
    You know what's funny about America? We don't think raping a virgin is a cure for AIDS. Just another reason to stop feeding these animals.
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    pk20152 03/31/2015 10:04
    I love that little pint sized redhead Isla
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 03/31/2015 09:46
    Not that i would ever watch a political news show because of common sense but why would anyone that has an actual career want to talk about politics on comedy central? Obviously that wasn't including
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    Al Bundy 03/31/2015 09:32
    Occasionally reliable source Bill Simmons said Amy Poehler, Louis CK, and Amy Schumer were all offered the spot and turned it down.
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    aerozeppelin 03/31/2015 09:11
    Ugh, this site works best when it sticks to models and female celebrities. The preachy tone (regardless of whether you are liberal or conservative) continues to creep in and become a bigger aspect of
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    drozz 03/31/2015 06:40
    no future as a dem operative. she should be trying to find the IDs of the dead so they can vote in the next election.
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    Beylerbey 03/30/2015 20:07
    The picture by itself is proof this guy is a chode. Chodes say chodish things.
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    Beylerbey 03/30/2015 19:58
    Clitoromegaly.
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    TheGaul 03/30/2015 16:48
    Right.... his art....
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    GHUA 03/30/2015 15:39
    That's hot! I bet she can open her own jars, carry her own boxes, move furniture herself ...
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 03/30/2015 13:56
    And she's straight, guys. J/K
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    pk20152 03/30/2015 13:53
    Well find her god dammit!!
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    miche the killer 03/30/2015 13:33
    There are 7 people in that bottom photo who didn't have the sense to realize they were being deplorable trashmonsters. SEVEN. I bet they're tourists. But a quick trip over to the headlines feed at the
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    mrhappypants 03/30/2015 12:49
    why arent you talking about this? http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/nypd-questions-harvey-weinstein-woman-claims-sex-abuse-article-1.2167098
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    PunkA 03/30/2015 11:45
    She can be found back on Bates Motel for a few epis. Or as Lex like to call it, MasterBates Hotel.
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    Dr_Demento 03/30/2015 11:44
    $5 says 'shopped
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    miche the killer 03/30/2015 10:50
    Her dog, or her boyfriend, sounds like an asshole. also the line "she curates high-end terrariums and she’s a clog designer on the side" is one of those New Yorker things that proves how detestable th
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    Admiral 03/30/2015 10:34
    Well, I can't blame her. If I was a woman I would be gay, too.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 03/30/2015 08:29
    That's a nicely taut ass. Double Bag that face and she would be pretty nice to be with.
  • Carola Moreno 03/29/2015 21:31
    HMMMMM
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    pk20152 03/28/2015 05:13
    newsflash: That whole family is FUCKING MENTAL
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    diver134 03/27/2015 20:24
    She is absurdly hot, how has DeCaprio not banged her yet?
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    The Lord God Jesus Christ 03/27/2015 16:45
    Heck Kris Kardashian has more dead Filipino boys to her name than Barney Frank.
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    Jamieace 03/27/2015 16:10
    He may be sad and fat, but he's RIGHT!
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    Dr_Demento 03/27/2015 12:16
    ''I just want to know if I’m truly not in the NFL, it’s because of talent.'' Guess what f----t? It's because of your [lack of] talent. You could be a total trainwreck of a scumbag but if you had the f
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    DrainBammage 03/27/2015 11:44
    > though he has no explanation other than discrimination for why he’s not playing in the NFL Funny, the people at the last gasp combine last week had quite a few reasons based on how he performe
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    TheGaul 03/27/2015 11:42
    Warehouse dancing: Flashdance did it already. Next.
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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/27/2015 11:05
    Bernstein is an insufferably arrogant Liberal douche, so it couldn't have happened to a better guy.
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    Bigbubba 03/27/2015 08:43
    What nipple?!
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    knows.kung.fu 03/26/2015 22:50
    That would be against Barack Hussein Obamas religion. He will be doing "training exercises" at a terrorist mosque near you in 2yr by the way.
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    knows.kung.fu 03/26/2015 22:46
    Real housewives or more hopefully,. Kardashians,.. Need an on-air suicide.
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    LrgeGunSmallDick 03/26/2015 19:43
    Clearly This guy was not breast fed from his momma and thinks being a man is killing an animal from a long distance with a high powered laser scope rifle-you know the kind that a two year old could su
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    miche the killer 03/26/2015 17:08
    My money is on IT.
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    TheGaul 03/26/2015 14:17
    I wonder what Trollhorn's day job is.
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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 03/26/2015 13:24
    It's theAids to be more precise. Irregardless this post is c'est magnific moi
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    Al Bundy 03/26/2015 10:44
    No nipple.....that's a shadow.
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    The Lord God Jesus Christ 03/26/2015 10:27
    Not the first time Obama's had a cock in his face
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    Al Bundy 03/26/2015 08:46
    Umm..who cares?
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    Maybe_Observer 03/26/2015 08:16
    Fu*ckin' her nowadays must be like boning a "Real Doll".....
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    Spence 03/26/2015 08:10
    If we're lucky one day, we'll be able to make customized requests to her on like Chaturbate or http://reelsecrets.com. She has amazing boobs!! Hooray for girl next door/amateurs!! :P
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    drozz 03/26/2015 07:52
    didn't he kick ROTC off campus?