Mila Kunis is Esquire magazines Sexiest Woman Alive

October 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s that – time – of year – again, when the persnickety queers at Esquire go on Google Trends to find a popular actress and pretend as if they like girls for more than shoe shopping and gossip. It’s the 2012 Sexiest Woman Alive, the winner is Mila Kunis, and as always, the article is […]

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Rihanna has this nifty new tattoo

September 11, 2012 | crowd favorites | editor| 0 Comments

What you see here is a tattoo of Isiris that Rihanna got last night in London, and about an inch above that are boobs, and then about a foot above that is her head. These things are listed in order of importance. She’s annoying but this is a awesome tat. If i ever tit-fuck her […]

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Kate Upton is in GQ, photogenic

June 19, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered her up. Covered her mouth, I mean, after soaking the towel in ether and then putting […]

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Madonna flashed her boob

June 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna, who turns 54 this summer, took her MDNA tour to Istanbul over the weekend, and mistaking the crowds polite enthusiasm for geriatric lust, she ruthlessly flashed her tit at them. If pure morbid curiosity forces you to watch the NSFW video, it takes less than 30 seconds before you’re haunted by the anguished screams […]

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Bree Olson is a good model

May 11, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Actually the picture agency didn’t say who this model was, but I’m pretty sure it’s Charlie Sheen’s ex and super famous porn star Bree Olson, doing a photo shoot yesterday in the window of the Oliver Peoples store on Sunset Blvd (*). She’s probably not actually naked, because that would seemingly be illegal, but the […]

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Milla Jovovich knows how to make a good commercial (update!)

May 11, 2012 | crowd favorites | editor| 0 Comments

I’m literally stunned to find out that Avon still exists, so if putting Milla Jovovich in a thong and then having her skirt twirl up wile filming an Avon commercial in New York today was intentional, than it was a terrific idea. If it was not intentional, then it’s still a terrific idea, but I’m […]

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Tara Reid is in Loaded Magazine. For some reason.

May 11, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Loaded is a magazine in the UK, and it’s usually terrific with lots of pictures of really hot girls (in April it was Jennifer Metcalfe, this month they had Hannah Simone, the hot Indian model from ‘New Girl’), but for June someone thought it would be a good idea to have Tara Reid. In a […]

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Kate Upton is a good model, independent muse

February 23, 2012 | crowd favorites | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Upton has a sexy new photo shoot in Muse magazine, and although these are just embiggened copies of what they put online, some HQ scans should be up soon. Just as soon as someone figures out what the hell Muse magazine is, and where they might buy a copy.

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the hunky dory rugby girls are here to help

January 12, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

The Belfast Telegraph is reporting that some CEO said something about hunky-dory potato chips, and that was all I read because it sort of makes the ad campaign they’re still in trouble for topical again, and you can never have too many pictures of hot girls with big tits playing Irish rugby. It’s also good […]

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Yvonne Strahovski is the new Sobe bodypaint girl

January 10, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Two years ago, Sobe tricked Ashley Greene into posing for pictures naked except for some paint, which is not the same thing as clothes at all, in any way. And it was great. Things took a step backwards with a new model last year, but in 2012 Sobe has come back strong with ‘Chuck’ star […]

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