Priscilla Presley Holds Dead Dog At South Korea Protest

July 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Ever since the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics, people seem to have a renewed interest in the fact that a small percentage of South Koreans eat dogs. Olympic freeskier Gus Kenworthy adopted a South Korean dog that was on... READ MORE

Mandalay Bay Parent Company Suing Las Vegas Shooting Victims

July 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The parent company of Mandalay Bay, MGM Resorts International, is suing the over 1000 victims of the 2017 Las Vegas massacre that left fifty-eight people dead. The shooter set up camp in one of Mandalay Bay’s rooms, and opened... READ MORE

Whitewashing Fear Has Director Racing To Make Thai Rescue Movies

July 17, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes fear will make you do crazy things. Like beat a dead horse because you’re afraid white people will get to beat it first. The “stuck in danger, please rescue me” movies have been done to death but director... READ MORE

Handmaid’s Product Pulled After Association With Evil Patriarchy

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

God bless America, because there’s never a shortage of things to complain about in this country. Handmaid’s Tale is a series designed to reenforce the idea that men are women’s natural oppressors. Any woman that has ever accused a... READ MORE

Woman Kills Father After Finding Child Pornography Of Herself As A Kid

July 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Our theory of all real-life clickbait happening in Florida has officially gone out the window, what with two counts of Florida-ism taking place recently in Australia and now this tale of a woman killing her father after finding... READ MORE

Backlash As Build-A-Bear Shuts Down Promotional “Pay Your Age Day” Disaster

July 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

But Build-A-Bear turned into Build-A-Brawl when hordes of people descended on Build-A-Bear Workshops around the globe to take advantage of the sale. Lines were up to eight hours long, with some people waiting with little children in hot parking... READ MORE

Stormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Ms. Clifford (Daniels' real last name) leaned over, grabbed Det. Keckley's head and began smacking her face with her bare breasts and holding her face between her breasts against her chest. Ms. Clifford then moved down the stage where... READ MORE

Miss America Pageant Apologizes For Insensitive Me Too Joke

July 12, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women’s bodies aren’t built how they used to be, so instead of encouraging dieting it’s easier to do away with an entire swimsuit competition. Wouldn’t want to offend anyone. Which is damn near impossible these days. Unsurprisingly, a joke... READ MORE

Florida Homeless Man With No Arms Stabs Chicago Tourist

July 12, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I didn't see The Florida Project, but I'm assuming this headline is the plot. A supposedly beloved South Beach homeless man with no arms named Jonathan Crenshaw has been charged with aggravated battery for stabbing Chicago tourist Cesar Coronado. Welcome... READ MORE

Walgreens Stock Downgraded To “Majorly F-ed”

July 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  A guy whose only job is to advise investors on how to spend their money has apologized for previously suggesting that people invest in Walgreens stock. Walgreens is the store that has the interesting concept of selling a... READ MORE