Dolly Parton Sued For Damaging A Woman’s Back

June 28, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dolly Parton is a confusing sight to see. On one hand she has these massive mammaries that look all too welcoming to be motorboated, but then everything else outside of her tits looks like it has already started the... READ MORE

Cable’s Final Cry For Help Calls Daria And Others Back From The Dead

June 26, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s becoming increasingly more difficult each day to justify paying for cable. Commercials don’t come with a “skip ad” feature, and other than live sports, cable television doesn’t offer much. That was until MTV announced the reboots of Daria,... READ MORE

Tennis Player Fined For Jerking Off Water Bottle On Live TV

June 25, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Television producers and the Association of Tennis Professionals apparently didn't get the memo that #loveislove, because after tennis player Nick Kyrgios showed some PDA with his water bottle by jacking it off to completion on live TV, he was fined $23,500.... READ MORE

Now You: What Podcast Should Everyone Try Out?

June 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  98% of people who create podcasts make it onto God’s Pearly Gates bouncer’s “no entry” list before the first episode finishes, but every once in a while a podcast comes along that’s pretty awesome. And, if you’re like... READ MORE

Roseanne Reboot Spinoff Announced

June 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  While Roseanne Barr put the “cow” in the “cash cow” that was ABC’s highly successful Roseanne reboot, the network is moving on without her with their newly-announced spinoff series The Connors. Roseanne’s sleep aid usage led to multiple divisive... READ MORE

Open Post: Hot Or Not – Children Separated From Parents And Put In Kennels At Border

June 19, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Is now a time to demonstrate our humanity through leniency and mercy, or is it time to flex our border muscles for the sake of national security? What should our legacy be? What would Jesus do? What would you do? READ MORE

The Battle Rages On For Kim Kardashian And Kanye West

June 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

...But recently the Pinky and the Brain duo tapped into the nucleus of our reality television-obsessed culture by co-opting politics and civil rights issues for the sake of their brand. They really do want to take over the world.... READ MORE

Vince Vaughn Arrested For Partaking In Hollywood’s Past Time

June 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Californians love nothing more than the exhilarating feel of the open road after downing two bottles of wine, and the incredible widening man – Vince Vaughn – was the latest celeb to partake in this celebrated Tinseltown past... READ MORE

CrossFit Trainer Out After Homophobic Tweets. Related: CrossFit Still A Thing

June 7, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Berger   You might remember, about a decade ago, bro-y douchebags paying hundreds of dollars to roll large tires around empty warehouses. These douchebags would fav each other’s shirtless gym selfies on social media and comment incessantly on each... READ MORE

What To Think About Disgraced Parkland Guard Scot Peterson

June 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The Beetle Bailey of the Florida sheriff’s deputy world, Scot Peterson, is speaking out after becoming a pariah following his apparent inaction during the Parkland shooting massacre that left seventeen people dead. He was the guard for Stoneman... READ MORE