Don’t Say Innocuous Things About Murderous Nutjobs

April 19, 2013 | News | colin| 0 Comments

“He was just a quiet kid’ — neighbor of Boston bombing suspect, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev I understand that you don’t know which of your neighbors are doing crazy-ass anti-social shit behind closed doors and which are not. Some are just obvious a-holes who you know are up to no good. But some are going to be […]


Jay-Z Can Get Presidents Impeached?

April 12, 2013 | News | Brendon| 0 Comments

The most powerful Black man in America, Jay-Z, not only doesn’t care that Cubans in Miami are pissed at him for going to Cuba but he also is flippant about getting his buddy Barack Obama into trouble. Last week Mr. Beyonce and Beyonce got into some Cuban Missile Crisis level shitstorm when they visited the […]


More Porn Sites Are Giving Computers The Herp

April 11, 2013 | News | Brendon| 0 Comments

Malware and virus attacks are on the rise on porn sites, says a British researcher. Apparently, the amount of malware and other nasty bugs has increased exponentially on some of the world’s most popular spank websites like Pornhub and Xhamster. The malware isn’t on the videos themselves so much as on the advertising around the […]


Women Like Big Dicks, So Says Science

April 10, 2013 | News | Brendon| 0 Comments

It turns out that the ladies really do prefer a guy with a bigger schlong. A study released in the journal of¬†Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, (yes, PNAS, great football school), said that after showing female subjects pictures of naked dudes of different heights and weights with varying wiener lengths, the ladies found […]


Are Breastaurants Better Than Breasts and Restaurants?

April 10, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Outside of having a Crate and Barrel credit card, I can pretty much lay claim to a down the line hetero life. I love big bouncy tits as much as the next guy. Maybe even more if the next guy is Kevin Spacey. But I’ve never understood the merging of boobs and food and sports. […]


Florida Might Make Revenge Porn A Felony

April 9, 2013 | News | Brendon| 0 Comments

Florida, also known as America’s dick Uncle who owes everybody money, is considering whether or not to make “revenge porn” illegal. This is the subgenre of spank flicks in which ex-boyfriends or girlfriends post old sex tapes with each other not meant for the general public. The law being discussed by the Florida legislature would […]


Justice Is Served

March 8, 2013 | News | Brendon| 0 Comments

Last June, 22-year old high school cheerleading coach Megan Crafton was arrested on charges of child seduction, which sounds like a horrible, heinous offense. But the “child” in question was a 17-year old student at Shelbyville High School and the “seduction” was blowing him in a grocery store parking lot. To their credit, the Shelbyville […]