McDonalds’ Fries Is Not A Poor Man’s Rogain

February 8, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Fake news is starting to get out of hand and the goal is to prey on your insecurities like the “add extra inches to your penis” ads on the side of every porn website. A new “study” claims a... READ MORE

YouTuber Fired From Movie After Hate Speech Went Viral

February 7, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes the hate you give comes back to bite you in the ass when you catch a big break. Kian Lawley was fired from the Twentieth Century Fox film The Hate U Give after a video resurfaced of him... READ MORE

Shocker: Celeb Hairdresser is Straight, Accused of Hanky Panky

February 7, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Think your hair care products don’t hurt anyone? Think again the next time you think about picking up a bottle of Paul Mitchell for your high maintenance girlfriend or secret Super Cuts boyfriend with the highlights in his hair.... READ MORE

Quentin Tarantino – Roman Polanski’s 13-Year-Old Victim Hungry For Dong

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"He didn’t rape a thirteen-year-old. It was statutory rape...he had sex with a minor. That’s not rape." READ MORE

Newsweek Corrupt, Raided By Government, Circling Drain

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fans of twelve-page publications covering news that happened a week ago are really bummed this week, as word of Newsweek’s corruption and downfall-in-the-making is spreading like wildfire across the Internet. I’ll surely miss seeing the ancient man next to... READ MORE

Female CEO Touts Benefits Of Potato Chips For B**ches

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Indra Nooyi is the CEO of PepsiCo – which owns brands like Lays and Cheetos – and she recently proved that she really gets the current political climate by announcing new potato chips engineered specifically for women. Strong enough for... READ MORE

Justin Timberlake Takes Dump On Prince’s Grave

February 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those questioning Justin Timberlake’s fashion choices during last night’s Super Bowl 52 halftime show should probably know that the pants were made specifically for the occasion, and that the odd shape was necessary for including a special flap that conveniently... READ MORE

Father Of Abused Gymnasts Lashes Out At Coach, Should Probably Kill Himself (VIDEO)

February 2, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The jig is up for Larry Nassar, the USA gymnastics coach who fingered dozens of underage girls – some as young as six-years-old – while assuring them that the practice was part of their treatment, and he will surely... READ MORE

Purge 3 Movie Milking Trump For Marketing

February 1, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

One Purge sequel was more than enough but some opportunities are just too good to pass up. There’s something about simple plots and extreme violence that sells seats. Sprinkle the idea of Trump possibly being the main antagonist in... READ MORE

Grammy Chief Apologizes To Women To Keep His Job

January 31, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Neil Portnow was recently set up for failure by Variety when asked his opinion about the hashtag #GrammysSoMale. Anyone smart would have politely declined to comment on any social media hashtag, it’s always a trap. It happened last year... READ MORE