Amber Alerts Issued on Cell Phones in California

August 7, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the new thing. Sending a loud alert message to millions of phones in the state when kids get snatched up by their angry estranged father or creepy boyfriend their mom met on Craigslist who swore his criminal... READ MORE

Roman Polanski’s Little Girl Rape Victim Is Grown Up and Writing a Book

July 27, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For some reason people are shocked that Samantha Geimer is using a photo of herself at the age of 13 as the cover image of her autobiography centered heavily around her 1970’s rape by director Roman Polanski. Though she... READ MORE

Asiana Airlines Drops Lawsuit Over Fake Pilot Names

July 18, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Go figure. Asiana Airlines has changed its tune. They are now accepting KTVU’s on-air apology as enough to cancel their defamation lawsuit. It may or may not have to do with the sudden realization of how fucking stupid they... READ MORE

Asiana Airlines Did Not Find Racist Fake Names Funny Ha-Ha, So Suing (VIDEO)

July 15, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s KTVU’s apology for their errant news report that the Asiana Airlines crashed plane pilots were named Sum Ting Wong and Ho Lee Fuk and a couple other doozies. I guess it wasn’t enough because Asiana is now suing... READ MORE

The Bulls Finally Get Their Pound of Flesh (VIDEO)

July 15, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you don’t have a strong stomach, or you root for guys who torment dumb animals and hate to see them trampled and gored, don’t watch the video. But, if you do, you might find you’re kind of getting... READ MORE

News Station Badly Effs Up Names of Crashed Asiana Airline Pilots (VIDEO)

July 13, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Putting aside the general tragedy of it all, and, with a general apology to idiotic racism, this is pretty fucking funny. Someone in the information chain fed San Francisco news station KTVU the names of the four pilots manning... READ MORE

Fuck, No, America, Mexico Got Fatter Than Us

July 11, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s true. Mexico officially passed the U.S. on the adult obesity chart. If you don’t believe me, just look at that picture above of some random fat Mexican women. I’d say it’s indisputable. How great at being super fat... READ MORE

Brazilian Rapper Shot Onstage

July 9, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Brazilian rapper MC Daleste was shot and died while performing onstage in Sao Paolo Brazil. He was in the middle of his set when shots rang out and he was hit in the chest. He was rushed to the... READ MORE

I Can’t Help But Feel That Brazil Isn’t Ready for the Soccer World Stage

July 9, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a reason all those hot supermodels flee Brazil as soon as they are old enough to have sex with important photographers. So, like 13-14. And the same reason most of the top soccer players head over to Europe... READ MORE

Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst Bears Her Student’s Baby

July 4, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women really do make the worst fucking sexual predators. They’re just as messed up as men in most every way, but they simply lack the antisocial detachment  necessary to properly molest, say, the high school students in their classroom.... READ MORE