Mike Wallace’s Tweet About Gays is Pretty Fucking Gay

April 30, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After the news came out that Jason Collins came out, most everybody either supported it, felt indifferent about it, or didn’t like it but had the good sense to shut the fuck up about it knowing the world would be watching for any negative reaction. Mike Wallace wasn’t blessed with good sense. The Miami Dolphins […]

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Mom Knocks Up Teenage Daughter

April 30, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

This woman deserves mother of the year. A lady in jolly ‘ol England wanted to have lots of kids. So, she adopted three kids. When she was refused permission to adopt a fourth child she bought sperm over the Internet in order to impregnate her 14-year-old daughter. Not your traditional Plan B when turned down […]

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Live By the Ponytail, Die By the Ponytail (VIDEO)

April 30, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s everything I know about India. Even the people who live there can’t understand the movies so they turn to obscure forms of outdoor exhibitionism when it’s time to let loose on the weekends. Like dudes dancing with cobras, eating super spicy food that will give you the shits, and, of course, navigating a zip […]

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Why Do They Always Boo the First Pick in the NFL Draft? (VIDEO)

April 26, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve got a couple theories on this. They’re both stupid. Mostly I assume the guys who go to the draft to watch it live are extreme fanatics. Either their team just picked somebody they think is a wasted first pick, or, the team they hate just picked the guy they wished they could have. Or […]

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No More Boogie Nights in L.A.

April 24, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Applications for permits for porn shoots have dropped to almost zero in LA. This comes after a city ordinance that now requires all porn actors to wear condoms during shooting, or prior to shooting, as it were. Just like any other film shoot, porn flicks need permits. In the past, LA county issued 500+ permits […]

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The Fat Scouts Introduce Video Game Badge

April 24, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Both the Boy and Girl Scouts have instituted a new badge: video game design. That’s right. The kids spend hours playing video games and make notes about what they like and don’t like. Then they come up with a concept for their own game. The idea is that it’s going to encourage the kids to […]

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Women Dressing Slutty Causes Earthquakes, Says Iranian Nutjobs

April 23, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Scientists in Iran have discovered the cause of earthquakes: slutty women. And you thought it was shifting tectonic plates? Oh, silly infidel. Iran’s Hobbit president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted that an extremely powerful earthquake will hit Tehran and kill millions because some women in his country don’t want to dress like frumpy ninjas. But it’s not […]

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Hipsters Are Full Of Shit

April 23, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Let me tell you about a fucked up hipster bullshit parenting strategy called elimination communication. It’s disgusting stench of modern age wisdom that I had the pleasure of witnessing over the weekend. Instead of putting diapers on your baby, you wait for them to somehow let you know that they have to shit at which […]

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Being a Dad of Killers Doesn’t Look Fun

April 22, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It must suck to turn on your TV and learn that your two kids are bush league murderous fuck terrorists. Nothing close to the tragedy of learning your kids were the victims, still, it can’t be break out the good vodka and filtered smokes time. I can envision someday having boys who turn out to […]

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Just Ending for One Boston Bomber (Gory Death Photo)

April 20, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Live by the sword, die by what appears to be an epically gruesome and bloody painful death by artillery. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was ‘taken down’ last night by police in Boston during a shootout. He appears to have gone out exactly as he should have. There is no true justice, this is as close as you […]

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