Video Shows Disgusting House Ten Abused Kids Rescued From

May 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The real scoop with this story is that it didn't happen in Florida or Ohio. Score one for those states. Ten kids between the ages of four-months and twelve-years-old were found physically abused and living in a house in California... READ MORE

Open Post: Which TV Show Should Be Canceled?

May 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Each year Hollywood execs feel out which television stars will no longer be willing to give sloppy trailer head in exchange for roles, and cancel their series to make room for fresh holes. It’s a proud and storied part... READ MORE

Things That Are Random And Stupid: Chicago Comes Down With Selena Gomez Lupus

May 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well Selena, you crazy meth head ALLEGEDLY you. Ya did it. Selena Gomez’s lupus 2018 tour has officially convinced people that it’s not a fake disease celebs use to score prescription painkillers and cover up their tit jobs... READ MORE

Fentanyl Night Long – Everyone’s Overdosing On Fentanyl-Laced Cocaine

May 4, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

People are saddling up to the fentanyl you can eat buffet in record numbers and a bunch of them are dying. Basically, according to Buzzfeed News, the "in" thing in the East Coast is to lace cocaine with fentanyl.... READ MORE

Rapists Say The Darndest Things

April 27, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  After a year of that classic will-they-won’t-they sitcom tension, a jury has finally found Bill Cosby guilty of aggravated assault against Andrea Constand in 2004. Last summer a jury’s deadlock resulted in a mistrial, but this time around –... READ MORE

Open Post: Kanye Trump

April 26, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Kanye West found out that the easiest way to get national media coverage is to say that you're dragon energy brothers or whatever with the president, and now - with his signed Make America Great Again hat in... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: People Lauding Ableist Headline Redaction

April 26, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Writer Rebecca Moore originally chose the headline "Teenager bound by wheelchair to enter in first Lego competition." This is obviously insanely offensive and should be what we focus all of our attention on right now. The kid wasn't slighted... READ MORE

Selfies Are Officially A Mental Disorder

April 23, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Surprise. Too many selfies a day means you should check-in at the nearest mental hospital, far away from the rest of us who don’t have the urge to upload multiple headshots inspired by insecurity. First there was internet addiction,... READ MORE

If She Smokes She Croaks

April 18, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former First Lady Barbara Bush has been a thousand years old for decades, but, after a long and what sure as hell seemed fun life, she’s finally gone to that big ashtray in the sky. She passed away this... READ MORE

Southwest Airlines – We Do Things Differently And Also Kill People

April 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Southwest made a name for itself by being the airline that doesn’t play by anyone else’s rulebook. And now they’re really throwing caution to the wind by killing people on their planes. It’s just so nice to see a... READ MORE