Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll... READ MORE

Oh Shoot (UPDATE)

February 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday a nineteen-year-old named Nikolas Cruz stormed into his former high school in Parkland, Florida, pulled the fire alarm, and went to town on a horde of students filing into the halls with an AR-15 rifle. One look at... READ MORE

A Known Chomo Was Treated Unfairly

February 15, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pedophiles are pretty amazing people sometimes. Just when you thought adults who seek to have sex with kids were the boldest of the bold you have brave Billy badasses like Jared Fogle publicly upset over his plea deal. Fogle... READ MORE

Gnarly. Shaun White A Douchebag, But Not For Sexual Assault

February 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s... READ MORE

People Think It’s Okay To Sexualize Olympic Male Athletes’ Bulges

February 12, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whatever you do in life please do not think that Alexandra Daddario’s DD rack looked motorboat-able in her Time’s Up finest at the 2018 Golden Globes. That would be seriously messed up and would set us back four-thousand-years. But while... READ MORE

A Florida Woman And Tetris Love Story

February 9, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Have you ever wondered why sometimes it’s so hard to get laid when some women will have sex with just about anyone or anything. Where are these same women during the weekend in your time of need? A Florida... READ MORE

BREAKING: Winter Olympics Already Tragic Stupid And Boring

February 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We just received breaking news that the Winter Olympics are still a thing and that in record time this year’s event is already tragic stupid and boring. Today marked the opening ceremony of the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics on the... READ MORE

Rose McGowan Kills Ex-Manager Jill Messick

February 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan’s ex-manager Jill Messick has committed suicide, and while her act undoubtedly is the culmination of years of battling documented depression, confirmed in a statement by her family, the straw that broke the camel’s back was McGowan’s very... READ MORE

Hilary Duff And Her Child Are Going To Die Soon

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff is catching some heat over her decision to play Sharon Tate in a new “psychological horror” film entitled The Haunting of Sharon Tate. Most of the hostility aimed her way is coming from the sister of the... READ MORE

McDonalds’ Fries Is Not A Poor Man’s Rogain

February 8, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Fake news is starting to get out of hand and the goal is to prey on your insecurities like the “add extra inches to your penis” ads on the side of every porn website. A new “study” claims a... READ MORE