Why Do They Always Boo the First Pick in the NFL Draft? (VIDEO)

April 26, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve got a couple theories on this. They’re both stupid. Mostly I assume the guys who go to the draft to watch it live are extreme fanatics. Either their team just picked somebody they think is a wasted first... READ MORE

No More Boogie Nights in L.A.

April 24, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Applications for permits for porn shoots have dropped to almost zero in LA. This comes after a city ordinance that now requires all porn actors to wear condoms during shooting, or prior to shooting, as it were. Just like... READ MORE

The Fat Scouts Introduce Video Game Badge

April 24, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Both the Boy and Girl Scouts have instituted a new badge: video game design. That’s right. The kids spend hours playing video games and make notes about what they like and don’t like. Then they come up with a... READ MORE

Women Dressing Slutty Causes Earthquakes, Says Iranian Nutjobs

April 23, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Scientists in Iran have discovered the cause of earthquakes: slutty women. And you thought it was shifting tectonic plates? Oh, silly infidel. Iran’s Hobbit president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted that an extremely powerful earthquake will hit Tehran and kill millions... READ MORE

Hipsters Are Full Of Shit

April 23, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Let me tell you about a fucked up hipster bullshit parenting strategy called elimination communication. It’s disgusting stench of modern age wisdom that I had the pleasure of witnessing over the weekend. Instead of putting diapers on your baby,... READ MORE

Being a Dad of Killers Doesn’t Look Fun

April 22, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It must suck to turn on your TV and learn that your two kids are bush league murderous fuck terrorists. Nothing close to the tragedy of learning your kids were the victims, still, it can’t be break out the... READ MORE

Just Ending for One Boston Bomber (Gory Death Photo)

April 20, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Live by the sword, die by what appears to be an epically gruesome and bloody painful death by artillery. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was ‘taken down’ last night by police in Boston during a shootout. He appears to have gone out... READ MORE

Don’t Say Innocuous Things About Murderous Nutjobs

April 19, 2013 | News | colin| 0 Comments

“He was just a quiet kid’ — neighbor of Boston bombing suspect, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev I understand that you don’t know which of your neighbors are doing crazy-ass anti-social shit behind closed doors and which are not. Some are just... READ MORE

Jay-Z Can Get Presidents Impeached?

April 12, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

The most powerful Black man in America, Jay-Z, not only doesn’t care that Cubans in Miami are pissed at him for going to Cuba but he also is flippant about getting his buddy Barack Obama into trouble. Last week... READ MORE

More Porn Sites Are Giving Computers The Herp

April 11, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Malware and virus attacks are on the rise on porn sites, says a British researcher. Apparently, the amount of malware and other nasty bugs has increased exponentially on some of the world’s most popular spank websites like Pornhub and... READ MORE