People Think It’s Okay To Sexualize Olympic Male Athletes’ Bulges

February 12, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whatever you do in life please do not think that Alexandra Daddario’s DD rack looked motorboat-able in her Time’s Up finest at the 2018 Golden Globes. That would be seriously messed up and would set us back four-thousand-years. But while... READ MORE

A Florida Woman And Tetris Love Story

February 9, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Have you ever wondered why sometimes it’s so hard to get laid when some women will have sex with just about anyone or anything. Where are these same women during the weekend in your time of need? A Florida... READ MORE

BREAKING: Winter Olympics Already Tragic Stupid And Boring

February 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We just received breaking news that the Winter Olympics are still a thing and that in record time this year’s event is already tragic stupid and boring. Today marked the opening ceremony of the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics on the... READ MORE

Rose McGowan Kills Ex-Manager Jill Messick

February 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan’s ex-manager Jill Messick has committed suicide, and while her act undoubtedly is the culmination of years of battling documented depression, confirmed in a statement by her family, the straw that broke the camel’s back was McGowan’s very... READ MORE

Hilary Duff And Her Child Are Going To Die Soon

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff is catching some heat over her decision to play Sharon Tate in a new “psychological horror” film entitled The Haunting of Sharon Tate. Most of the hostility aimed her way is coming from the sister of the... READ MORE

McDonalds’ Fries Is Not A Poor Man’s Rogain

February 8, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Fake news is starting to get out of hand and the goal is to prey on your insecurities like the “add extra inches to your penis” ads on the side of every porn website. A new “study” claims a... READ MORE

YouTuber Fired From Movie After Hate Speech Went Viral

February 7, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes the hate you give comes back to bite you in the ass when you catch a big break. Kian Lawley was fired from the Twentieth Century Fox film The Hate U Give after a video resurfaced of him... READ MORE

Shocker: Celeb Hairdresser is Straight, Accused of Hanky Panky

February 7, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Think your hair care products don’t hurt anyone? Think again the next time you think about picking up a bottle of Paul Mitchell for your high maintenance girlfriend or secret Super Cuts boyfriend with the highlights in his hair.... READ MORE

Quentin Tarantino – Roman Polanski’s 13-Year-Old Victim Hungry For Dong

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"He didn’t rape a thirteen-year-old. It was statutory rape...he had sex with a minor. That’s not rape." READ MORE

Newsweek Corrupt, Raided By Government, Circling Drain

February 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fans of twelve-page publications covering news that happened a week ago are really bummed this week, as word of Newsweek’s corruption and downfall-in-the-making is spreading like wildfire across the Internet. I’ll surely miss seeing the ancient man next to... READ MORE