Overweight Instagram Models Are People Too

January 12, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Body positivity is feel good code word for the demographic of amorphous individuals that subsidize Planet Fitness’ low monthly fees. It feels like you lose 10 pounds every time you tell people you have a gym membership even though... READ MORE

Slender Man Movie Insensitive To Slain Teen

January 9, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I believe when the horror genre makes the public aware that a film is based on a true story it sells more tickets. Authenticity is always king at the box office. And the possibility of a situation like The... READ MORE

WWTDD Fan Of The Week: @Tim_lul

January 8, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Welcome to WWTDD Fan Of The Week. We have the best fans on the Internet, and if you don’t believe us, why don’t you go ahead and talk to our over two thousand Twitter followers. One of these superfans... READ MORE

Meghan Markle Princess Michael Racist Brooch-Gate 2017

December 22, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

People are bracing for Markle to be outraged by Michael's brooch, but judging by Michael's face, she's one-hundred-and-four-years-old, and probably won't be attending next year's lunch. Now that Markle is on her way to becoming a Royal she's going... READ MORE

Sarah Palin – I Can See My Son’s Reckless Assault From My House

December 18, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sarah Palin could be living off of polar bear flesh on an ice floe somewhere and no one would know or care, so she should be thankful that her son is basically Maury Povich or Dr. Phil's wet dream... READ MORE

Super Size Me Guy Super Size Fame Ho Rape Confession

December 14, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Three thousand years ago a guy named Morgan Spurlock released the documentary Super Size Me, in which he ate McDonald's for a month straight and gained weight. Kelly Clarkson does the same thing and she doesn't get notoriety for... READ MORE

Open Post: August Ames Dead Pornstar Homophobe Or Dead Pornstar Feminist?

December 7, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

August Ames is a pornstar who was alive up until yesterday - when she reportedly hung herself after getting into a Twitter brawl over her comments construed as either homophobic or #MeToo-worthy empowering depending on which side you dress on. The... READ MORE

Lena Dunham: And I Helped!

December 7, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake 'n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for... READ MORE

Bryan Singer Fired, Suffers Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

December 5, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kevin Spacey's real-life BFF and the worst chaperone ever, Bryan Singer, is famous for a lot of things - mainly allegedly drugging and defiling teen boys in the 90's - but now he's back in the news for being... READ MORE

University Of Tennessee Not Hiring Jerry Sandusky’s Boy Wrangler Greg Schiano

November 27, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As with the Harvey Weinstein scandal, it's difficult to believe perpetrators' inner circles are unaware of abuse. Especially since instead of assaulting his victims in private hotel rooms like a baller, Sandusky was soaping up boys in locker rooms accessible to... READ MORE