Open Post: What Should Happen To Nikolas Cruz?

February 24, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz is one of the few mass shooters that didn’t get a chance / didn’t want to blow his own head off after murdering a bunch of people – giving us the rare opportunity to stop and think... READ MORE

Louisville Men’s Basketball Title Stripped Thanks To Strippers

February 23, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Boys can never just be boys when they’re in the presence of girls. Especially when these girls are professional flashers paid to take their clothes off in university locker rooms. Somehow the NCAA has deemed that sexual favors and... READ MORE

Donald Trump Note Card Responses To Parkland Families

February 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Donald Trump held a photo op bitch and stitch with survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting, and in order to convey his deeply felt, raw, unfettered compassion for their experiences, he brought along a note card with... READ MORE

Registered Sex Offender Headlines New Dating Site

February 21, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s... READ MORE

From Blow To Snow, Olympian Quits Porn To Compete

February 21, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The type of people involved porn are always stereotyped. The scenario always involves some skeevy guy with a camera tempting some college student or single mom with piles of money to preform a few sexual acts with a stranger.... READ MORE

Stewie Will Probably Come Out As Gay In New Family Guy Episode

February 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a huge Family Guy fan I have seen every episode about as many times as you would expect a loser to watch them, and even though the past two seasons were obviously written by an Ambien-fueled hamster, I... READ MORE

Playboy Model Suing Over Nudity

February 19, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure if women know exactly what they want. To women like Aly Raisman taking your clothes off for a magazine that doesn’t specifically focus on nudity is empowering. To other women who take their clothes off for... READ MORE

Barstool Eating Its Own After Calling Olympian Hot

February 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Barstool Sports pretty much made a name for themselves by their approach at being as anti-PC as possible when it came to sports reporting. ESPN opened a lane for their existence when suddenly the biggest sports network was slipped... READ MORE

Florida Shooter Filmed In MAGA Hat Practicing Shooting (VIDEO)

February 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz – the teen behind the school shooting in Parkland, FL leading to the deaths of at least seventeen students and teachers – was lucky enough to live in a community where the police weren’t necessarily the smartest... READ MORE

Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll... READ MORE