White Woman’s Dreadlocks Save Her From Axe Attack At Gas Station

July 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The real hot scoop today is that this story miraculously, inexplicably, almost disconcertingly did not take place in Florida. It would be nice to know that these types of things are all relegated to one dick peninsula. There’s... READ MORE

All Thai Boys Rescued From Cave

July 10, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The saga that captured the hearts of people across the world and inspired countless fan fiction journal entries from Kevin Spacey has come to a close as twelve boys and their soccer coach have been rescued from the depths... READ MORE

Two Unconscious Women Dumped Outside Bar After Doing 16 Shots

July 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  In the infamous words of singer-songwriting duo LMFAO: “Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots.” Shots, indeed. Two women were dumped unconscious outside of a Korean bar in Australia... READ MORE

Now You: What’s The Best TV Show In History?

July 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, to those of you comparing WWTDD to Cosmo – thank you. I’d ask you to fill out a sex survey if I thought you’d had any. What television series a person watches can say a lot about... READ MORE

Rescuer Dies While Helping Save Trapped Thai Soccer Team

July 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well shit. My deep understanding of Thai cave rescue missions failed me when I last covered the 2018 off-brand Chilean milers situation currently happening in Thailand. A soccer team consisting of twelve boys and their coach are currently perched... READ MORE

Soccer Team Trapped In Cave For Up To Four Months

July 3, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  A Thailand soccer team consisting of twelve boys between the ages of eleven and sixteen and their coach are trapped potentially up to four months in a cave. A nightmare for boys between the ages of eleven and sixteen.... READ MORE

LeBron James Playing For The Other Team

July 2, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As someone who moved away from Cleveland after a four-year stint just months after Lebron James signed with the Cavs for the second go-round in 2014, I can safely say that people living there truly have nothing to live... READ MORE

Now You: What’s Your Favorite Movie Of All Time?

June 29, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Dig deep and let us know which movie is your favorite of all time. Maybe it’s an oldie but a goodie, or maybe it’s brand spanking new. Maybe it’s widely-liked, or maybe it’s one that the world looked... READ MORE

Dolly Parton Sued For Damaging A Woman’s Back

June 28, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Dolly Parton is a confusing sight to see. On one hand she has these massive mammaries that look all too welcoming to be motorboated, but then everything else outside of her tits looks like it has already started the... READ MORE

Cable’s Final Cry For Help Calls Daria And Others Back From The Dead

June 26, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s becoming increasingly more difficult each day to justify paying for cable. Commercials don’t come with a “skip ad” feature, and other than live sports, cable television doesn’t offer much. That was until MTV announced the reboots of Daria,... READ MORE