2018 Emmy Winners Are Kind Of Okay

September 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Darren Criss really went out on a limb to portray a gay man for American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace, and was rewarded accordingly with a win. Let's see. I hate John Mulaney, Bill Hader is homophobic, Thandie Newton... READ MORE

CBS CEO Leslie Moonves Leaving After Sexual Assault Allegations

September 10, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Imagine for a second, if you will. Being so hard up for attention that you’re willing to talk to Ronan Farrow. This is the stage four thirstiness experienced by six women who came forward in a piece written... READ MORE

Announcers Filling Air Time While Naked Man Runs Through L.A. Traffic To Get You Through The Week

September 6, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, does anyone here watch Drugs, Inc? It’s damn great. If we can’t have that narrator detailing the every move of this carjacker and obvious PCP aficionado running through L.A. traffic buck nude, then at least we have these chucklehead announcers.... READ MORE

Azerbaijan’s Most Wanted: Dan Bilzerian

September 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

King Douche Dan Bilzerian is probably easier to dislike than the idea of Tess Holliday being on top of you for hanky panky. He pissed off Medal of Honor member Dakota Meyer after he portrayed himself as Captain Miller... READ MORE

Survey Finds Airplanes Are Best Place To Masturbate In Public

August 31, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Those of us, I mean, you, who are chronic public masturbators know that getting caught comes with a stiff sentence. Amirite. But thanks to information on airplane seat masturbation, we know it’s a relatively safe space to live... READ MORE

Female Tennis Player Warned For Taking Off Shirt During US Open (UPDATE)

August 30, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After changing her shirt during a break afforded to tennis players at the US Open due to extreme heat, Frenchie Alizé Cornet noticed that her fresh shirt was on backward. Before starting the match, she took it off - with... READ MORE

Open Post: What The Hell Is Up With The Catholic Church?

August 28, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  A new investigative report published by Buzzfeed News details the abuse and alleged murdering of children that took place at the hands of nuns and priests at a Catholic-run orphanage in Burlington Vermont. The lengthy piece takes about two... READ MORE

PPF (Poor People Fight) Breaks Out At Chicago Go Bananas Family Fun Center

August 28, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

PPFs (poor people fights) were popularized pre-Internet on shows like Jerry Springer and COPS, so their ubiquity nowadays online makes sense. We were primed and pumped and ready for viral PPFs. READ MORE

Not So Blind Item: This Actor Will Never Be Cast In This Iconic Role

August 26, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"As I previously told you, as much as this foreign born A- list dual threat actor would be great for an iconic role, the producers, no matter how much they try to leak otherwise have insisted they would never... READ MORE