Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 48: Guests Alexis Texas And Ron Jeremy

The podcast has a couple of porn legends as guests this week, AVN Award winners Alexis Texas and Ron Jeremy! Alexis’ Texas-sized ass and fleshlight take the center stage, while Ron Jeremy chats about his adult career, vodka line, and the beginnings of a... read more

Claudia Romani Hits From the Thong and Shit Around the Web

Topless Dutch models, Mischa Barton's sex tape, and more! read more

Jerry Seinfeld Speaks for Many (VIDEO)

A celebrity faux pas occurred on the red carpet of some self-important Hollywood red carpet event when Jerry Seinfeld refused a random hug from a scary fat blond fan who turned out to be Kesha. read more

Ryan Lochte Suicidal For Rio Forgiveness

Ryan Lochte details the fragile state he was left in after his high-profile police arrest at the Rio Olympics in the new ESPN. The accompanying photoshoot shows Lochte cozying up to the pregnant white Laverne Cox. Lochte's redemption parade is marching on long past... read more

Reality Winner, Millennial Top Secret Leaker

The U.S. government is superb at two functions. Bombing the shit out of foreigners and redistributing income with a twenty percent rake for the privilege. For all the rest, count on yourself. Own a gun even if you're sure you'll never need it. And store some Chunky Soup. read more

Iggy Azalea Purple People Eater For Mexico

Iggy Azalea was spotted wearing a two piece bathing suit on a yacht in Los Cabos, Mexico. Mexican paparazzi haven't caught wind that the twenty-six-year-old Azalea is about as relevant as her namesake trailer park flowers.  read more

Kris Jenner Spins Like a Spider (VIDEO)

Kris Jenner has a PhD in the manipulation of the human celery stalks comprising her family's fan base. She can spin an embarrassing loss into a win with legendary agility. read more

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Moving to Farm Country

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari have done remarkably well for themselves by being utterly unremarkable in their chosen professions. That being NFL quarterback and random skinny blond chick from a reality show a decade ago. read more

Bill and Melinda Gates Generous to a Fault

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is dedicated to bettering the lives of the underprivileged and occasionally assassinating Microsoft upstart competitors. A HR benefit they launched some time back is being recycled back in the news likely with a political purpose --... read more

Usher Kid's Diabetes For Manchester Snub

Usher was unable to make it to One Love Manchester this weekend due to his kid's diabetes summer camp drop off. A kid with diabetes. The parent did something wrong.  read more

Amanda Lee's Big Ass Instagram and Shit Around the Web

Plus Halle Berry, Eliza Dushku on all fours, and more! read more

Frenchy Morgan Has to Go

It's hard to believe this chick's neighbors haven't raised the pitchforks on NextDoor to get her tossed from the area. She's hit the pitch perfect combo of gross yet obvious enough that their husbands will still make crude remarks read more