Wahlberg-Williams Pay Gap Could End All Time and Space

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kevin Spacey man-man rape situations caused a whole series of ripples in Hollywood still now circulating to the shores as overblown imaginary tsunamis. With the re-shoots required on All The Money in the World such that Christopher Plummer could replace everybody’s favorite TV President and off-camera dick groper, producers were forced to sign up […]

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Kimberly Garner Burgundy Bikini and Crap Around the Web

January 10, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum‘s nipples for Harper’s Bazaar (DrunkenStepfather) Stassie v Jordan: Who’d You Rather Workout Babes (TMZ) Hilary Dattilo, HS Girls Volleyball coach sleeping with her girls, GTFO! (CaseyAnthony) Alessandra Ambrosio pokies in a wet bikini (TaxiDriverMovie) Kimberley Garner wows in tiny maroon bikini (Egotastic) Hanna Melessi is a topless, tattooed beauty (EgotasticAllStars) Victoria Justice busts out jaw dropping cleavage […]

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Bam Margera Still A Jackass, DUI And Rehab

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bam Margera is just a guy you can’t expect much from. He capitalized and made a career from the glorification of degeneracy. There are only so many times you can fly a kite attached to your ass with anal beads before you realize you’ve made a few wrong turns in life. With enablers like Johnny […]

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Greta Gerwig On Woody Allen: “If I Had Known Then What I Know Now”

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

“If I had known then what I know now” alert. Self-assessed indie darling Greta Gerwig went from being that girl in Frances Ha – the number one movie recommendation from Netflix’s home screen for the past five thousand years – to being a female-forward progressive adorable stunning brilliant charismatic indie wunderkind and director of the 2018 Golden Globes-winning flick […]

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James Franco Latest Labeled Sexual Deviant After Golden Globes Win

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

James Franco is being accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women after winning a Golden Globe for The Disaster Artist. Although many actresses are pointing the finger at Franco, Ally Sheedy is the lady who got the ball rolling. I can think of no better time to ask these women “why wasn’t anything said before” […]

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Justin Timberlake The Gender Mole Blows Cover

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Timberlake believed he could fly under the radar and failed horribly. Wonder Wheel was a Woody Allen release that mostly went unnoticed by many and those who did see the film didn’t encourage others to check it out. Justin felt like he was in the clear but according to the logic and reasoning of […]

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AMPAS Admits Ousting Weinstein Early Was A Mistake

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Weinstein knew Hollywood would be nothing without him and that’s most likely the reason why he allegedly became a sexual predator. Too big to fail. Since the surge of moral epiphanies taking place where “harassment” has gone on for so long tossing Weinstein out of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences so quickly […]

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Catherine Deneuve and Other Frenchies Tell American Actresses to Stay in Their Lane

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are so many valid reasons to dislike the French. They get almost everything wrong. But even the biggest dick you know once said something that made total sense, even if it’s hard to admit it. Legendary French actress, Catherine Deneuve, and a hundred other annoying French female persons of the arts and academia and […]

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Bella Thorne Sexually Assaulted Until Age Of 14

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne was sexually abused as a child. This is about as shocking as finding out that Mama Ariel Winter, Crystal with a capital C, whored out her daughter to anyone that would have her from the second she could stand on two feet. With Thorne, it’s more like since the age she could lay […]

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Carrie Underwood May Sue Wendy Williams for Facelift Accusation

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s kind of odd to sue somebody for saying what at least every non-gullible celebrity watcher in the world is also thinking. That Carrie Underwood disappearing from the public eye for six weeks with claims of having an accident and requiring stitches and healing to her face was likely a cover story for some plastic […]

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