Winning an award at the Glamour Magazine Women of The Year Honors is pretty much the most important thing in the world, and once you do your life will never be the same. For example, if your coffee table is wobbling, you can shove it under one of the legs. Ta-da!
Last night in New York, Katherine McPhee was seemingly invited to the 2009 edition, and it’s hard to figure out if her blond hair is better than her old dark hair. It’s also hard to figure out how someone with such promise two years ago fell off the face of the earth. It might be because her album was awful, and you normally only hear music that bad when an automatonic bear is singing to you about pizza. It might be that.
(source = getty and wenn)
The home movie of Jennifer Lopez made in 1997, legally held up for now but still being shopped around be her first husband Ojani Noa, at first sounded pretty boring. Now it sounds pretty boring and then interrupted by a scene so awful just the description of it makes my dick shrivel. People says…
The video, called How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story, reputedly includes Lopez, now 40, wearing skimpy clothing and supposedly being spanked by Noa. It reportedly also contains a fight between her and her mother.
Jennifer Lopez is an A-cup with an ass so big she has to buy her pants at the circus, so just the thought of her acting sexy and getting spanked is disgusting. All girls should be exactly like UK model Vikki Blows. Short and skinny with big tits (nsfw pic here. and here. and here and here). If you don’t look like her, then you need to go away and not come back until you do. And just so any recent high school graduates know, that last line is also on the application filled out by any girls who want to work at Tyler.
(vikki blows has maybe never taken a picture with her shirt on, thankfully, and i cant even look at jlo right now, so instead here are old pictures of ‘g.i. joe’ star rachel nichols in a bikini)
Heath Ledger has been dead for almost two years now (1.22.08) and until today no one had any idea that he was dating Lindsay Lohan when he died. Probably not even him, because the latest audio tape from Michael Lohan is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Radar says…
Dina Lohan drops the bombshell that her daughter Lindsay was secretly dating Heath Ledger when he died and his death devastated her.
“She was dating Heath when he died,” Dina reveals to Michael. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?”
Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay’s life too: “Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”
She said that the actor’s death was a terrible shock to Lindsay. “That f****d her up,” Dina says.
This story does make a lot of sense, especially if you know anything about Lindsay Lohan. She has a quiet dignity about her. Secrets and discretion are her specialty. It must run in the family. Notice how casually Dina talks about Lindsay - who had been 21 for just a few months - being drunk all the time and taking pills she almost certainly didn’t have a prescription for. Dina is too regal to judge others. No, if Lindsay wants something like that, she should find some type of guardian or protector, a “parent” type if you will.
Britney Spears has been criticized in the past for her parenting skills, and as you can tell by these pictures of her in Australia today, seen in her room on the way to the pool with her kids and boyfriend Jason Trawick, those criticisms are 100 percent justified.
JASON: “Brit honey, wheres Jayden?”
BRITNEY: “Oh I lef’em over by that open window. He was dancin’ and jumpin’ aroun’ an havin fun. Is’he still there? What? Wadya say? Baby you gonna half’a talk louder, there’s this siren outside ana buncha screamin.”
(source = splash news online)
AVATAR - will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it’s already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times)
RIHANNA - is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks she should have kept her mouth shut after he punched her in the face a few dozen times. Instead she went and narked. That’s fucked up. He trusted her, and she betrayed that. What a bitch. (the sun)
BRITNEY SLAMMED DOWN UNDER - is without question the laziest suggestive headline ever written. (the sun)
LINDSAY LOHAN - was seen outside Crow in West Hollywood crying as she left Friday night. Probably because they ran out of cocaine. (star)
RAMPAGE JACKSON - was on set to film for ‘The A-Team’ in Vancouver today. Here the stuntman for Jacksons character ‘BA Baracus’ is going down the side of a building for some reason. Maybe ‘cause he didn’t have no time fo’ no jibba-jabba. (inf)
I don’t know much about Christian Serratos, but she’s in the ‘Twilight’ movies, she’s 19, she’s hot, and now she’s naked as the latest celebrity in the PETA “I’d rather go naked…” campaign (temporary full size copy here).
This tie-in makes a lot of sense if you think about it. PETA fights for animals, and in the first two minutes of ‘Twilight’, Robert Pattinson kills a deer to drink it’s blood. The message is: don’t kill animals, unless you plan to eat them alive. They deserve to die in miserable agony and unbridled terror. Wait. Okay I might not know what the message is to this. Let me come back to this one.
