Chrissy Teigen Reminds Women Kids Are Optional

Wealthy women carry the burden of having to endlessly chatter over child bearing decisions. The majority of women in this world wait for the grunt that signals nine months from now they're going to be pushing out another kid they don't want. read more

Indians Ditching Snapchat

The subcontinent flexed its muscle by driving Snapchat's app rating to one star on iTunes after Snap CEO Evan Spiegel said expanding into poor ass countries like India and Spain were not on his agenda. Spiegel declared Snapchat to be the app of the idle rich then plowed... read more

Tomi Lahren All Over The Place

Tomi Lahren is the official embodiment of the hot chick who's been coasting on looks her whole young life. Once they turn forty she will sue you for not trimming your trees as head of the Homeowners Association. Also, start talking shit about the effects of porn on... read more

Kendall Jenner Sycophants

Kendall Jenner is by far the most talented Kardashian. She's devoid of human spirit, but she is good looking and isn't saddling around a bottle of ketchup that's been injected into her glutes by her mother, that counts for something. read more

Charlize Theron Bathtime Boobage (Mr Skin Minute VIDEO)

Finding someone to contestCharlize Theron's hotness would be a challenge. The 41-year-old lends her bangable looks to this weekend's The Fate of the Furious. Those seeking to avoid a theater filled with 13-year-old boys and future lesbians of American can stay home and... read more

Murdered Somebody? Call Jose Baez

Florida attorney Jose Baez successfully defended Aaron Hernandez in the 2012 double murder of two dudes outside a nightclub who maybe spilled drinks on him inside. Since his first murder conviction, we've since learned the former Patriots tight end is something of a guy... read more

Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Body And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa has been accused of many things. Some along the lines of Melania Trump. Some along the lines of a can of tuna left out on the counter over a lost weekend. She's never not been accused of looking pretty fucking amazing in a bikini. read more

Ask Tyler: Dating Hot Women

Ask Tyler: I hope the men who read this know that you are joking when you say that you have to be a dumb shit to date attractive women. read more

Jenna Elfman Reddit AMA Scientology Disaster

Scientologist Jenna Elfman made the mistake of thinking Reddit users give a fuck about her ABC series Imaginary Mary. The former celebrity was trolled hard during an AMA or “Ask Me Anything” by Redditors wanting to know what fucking Xenu is like. read more

Fancy Boys Prep Schools Rife With Pederasts, Go Figure

Social issue outrage will result in half dramatic overstatement and half dramatic understatement of the underlying problem. Campus rape hysteria led to grossly exaggerated sexual assault stats on college campuses, leading to the Obama Administration to announce straight... read more

Kathy Griffin Bare Naked Validation

Fans of Kathy Griffin fall into two categories: gay or Kathy Griffin. The 56-year-old comedian took the Lady Gaga route by pandering her shtick to a subset of people with limited options. read more

Eli Manning Used Jocks Dealer

Eli Manning was named in a civil suit by memorabilia dealers claiming he sent them fraudulently game worn helmets and jerseys and presumably jocks. The merchandise was simply new shit marked up by the Giants equipment manager to look worn. read more