UK reality star Amanda Harrington left a club in London about 3am this morning, then headed straight for McDonalds. Which I thought was cool. Most models are so fake, but she seems really genuine and down to earth. If she wants I’d be happy to go out with her sometime, and then back to my house so I could explain a little more about how interesting she is.
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When Chris Brown saw these pictures of Rihanna at a Clippers game last night, and that cheerleader with a hot ass right in front of her, he joked, “I’d hit that”. That guy’s a real jerk.
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It may not be true that Beyonce and Jay Z spent $1.3 million to rent out the entire floor of her hospital maternity ward, thus giving their baby a warped sense of entitlement from the very beginning, but they did apparently spend $3,500 on a baby crib, or as Mariah Carey would call it, “a cheap piece of shit.”
Beyonce purchased the pricey NurseryWorks VETRO Lucite crib at a NYC boutique in November, a source tells Us Weekly.
(They’re also) building a 2,200 square foot nursery in their downtown New York City apartment, and the baby will reportedly take her baths in a pink Swarovski-crystal studded Baby Diamond Bathtub worth $5,200.
Not only that, but they even upgraded their real baby by replacing it with an Asian one who has already composed her first symphony.
Yesterday, someone other than TMZ said that Robert Kardashian was not the biological father of Khloe Kardashian, so now TMZ has to do everything they can to undermine that, regardless of how ridiculous it looks.
Today, in a story about Robert filing to have his second marriage annulled, with the headline, “Robert Kardashian speaks from grave: I’m Khloes dad”, they say:
“Robert Kardashian swore that Khloe IS his biological daughter … torpedoing claims by his ex-wives that Khloe was fathered by another man.”
And it would too, if he had in fact sworn that Khloe is his biological daughter. In reality, he said:
“I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more.”
Was he implying that Khloe was his biological daughter? Yes, probably. Did he swear to it? No, absolutely not, and he certainly didn’t say, “I’m Khloes dad.” Still, it’s nice to see that Robert bothered to get an annulment, instead of just chopping off his wifes head like his Heisman-winning assassin client did.
Olivia Wilde couldn’t stop smiling yesterday in Vegas while filming ‘Burt Wonderstone’ with Steve Carell, and who could blame her. He’s fucking gorgeous. Her panties must be drenched.
(note: james gandolfini has gotten even fatter, no one told steve buscemi where the bathroom is. image source = pacific coast)
The pictures are essentially the same(*), but the Australian version of Lindsay Lohans Maxim interview and photo shoot is more entertaining than the American one because their pictures have better quotes.
“I’m more sexual than my friends - more comfortable in my skin. I’m a sexual person, definitely.”
I get that “sexual person” sounds more respectable than “slut”, but if you tan a lot, chain smoke, and bleach your hair, your little euphemism isn’t fooling anyone.
“…my mum has given me a lot of faith. This too shall pass.”
Yeah I bet it will pass too. She’s only been a fuck-up for about 10 years now, that’ll probably just change overnight one day. Probably this week some time. I also like how it says “mum” instead of “mom”. The Australians probably edited that, but it seems just as likely that Lindsay actually said it because in her mind that makes her look worldly and cultured, that she walked in dressed like Steve Irwin and holding a stuffed koala and a boomerang and said “ahoy mates” in a vague accent because she panicked and couldn’t remember “g’day”.
(*) they flipped one from right to left, and I think they added this one.
Kim Kardashian has responded to the report that her sister Khloe may have a different father, saying that, “Robert Kardashian is WITHOUT A DOUBT Khloe’s biological father, and anyone who suggests otherwise is completely full of crap.”
The family has been dealing with wild allegations about Khloe’s biological dad for a while — and even joked about it on their reality show — but one family source is adamant, “She looks just like Robert’s mother.”
If it helps you may actually remember his mother, NFL Hall of Fame defensive end Bruce Smith of the Buffalo Bills.
Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but fuck them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.
The Florida Sun Sentinel reports…
Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.
Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.
“Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”
As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.”
And the Daily Mail adds:
(She) has defended herself by responding to individual tweets saying, ‘chill people - really - my family fishes’.
Yeah, really, everyone just chill. It’s not as if Rosie O’Donnell has ever tried to force any of her personal beliefs on us.
“I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.”
Oh wait never mind. Yeah she does do that. Constantly. Which is why she’s such a hatable cunt. I kill sharks too but I just dive into the water with a knife in my mouth, then surface an hour later wearing a necklace made of it’s teeth. As you can tell, I’m pretty bad ass.
The Belfast Telegraph is reporting that some CEO said something about hunky-dory potato chips, and that was all I read because it sort of makes the ad campaign they’re still in trouble for topical again, and you can never have too many pictures of hot girls with big tits playing Irish rugby.
It’s also good because I’ve been super distracted all day trying to figure out a better way to make .gifs for the page. Because I like those. Whenever I read a post with one I feel like I’m reading a story in the Daily Prophet.
Some people laughed when Jay Z and Beyonce had their little girl last weekend and named her Blue Ivy, and they were right to laugh because Blue Ivy is a stupid name.
But now, in a story titled, “Why Did Beyonce Name Her Baby Blue Ivy?”, Us.com says the answer might surprise you. The answer would also surprise Us.com as it turns out because they don’t know what it is.
Jay-Z (fans) have long known that blue holds a special place in his heart. “My favorite hue is Jay-Z blue,” he rapped in the song “Go Crazy”.
There were even unrealized plans to feature the unique shade on a line of SUVs.
And, Jay-Z has released three beloved Blueprint albums in 2001, 2002 and 2009.
That middle name “Ivy,” reportedly references the Roman numeral (”IV”) for 4 … Beyonce’s birthday is Sept. 4, Jay-Z’s is Dec. 4, they were married on April 4, 2008, and the singer’s latest album is entitled 4.
So, a favorite color and a record name? Seriously? Well good because he also likes the color black, and she was in ‘Destinys Child’, so if they have a son and name him Black Child that would be great. That way I could look at him and say it out loud instead of it just being the subtext in my head.
It’s always been obvious that Khloe Kardashian can’t possibly have the same father as Kim and Kourtney, yet Kris Jenner has stuck to her claim that Robert Kardashian was in fact the father of all three. But now his second and third wives both tell Star this week that Robert never believed Kris, and that they weren’t even having sex (which is how babies are made) when Khloe was conceived.
His second wife, whom he married just months after divorcing Kris, says…
“He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.”
And his thrid wife, whom he was married to when he died, adds…
“Khloe brought it up all the time. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.”
Though she won’t go as far as to state the obvious, Kris has now admitted that she did have an affair while married to Robert. And get this; it was with a bear. So that has to be Khloes dad, right, I mean the pieces all fit!
Steven Soderbergh is an Academy Award winning director, so it was a little surprising to see that his new movie ‘Haywire’ is a pure, unrepentant action film. Even more surprising was that, while big stars like Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, Antonio Banderas, and Michael Fassbender fill out the cast, the star is Gina Carano.
If you don’t know, Gina Carano is not an actor. She’s an MMA fighter, ranked 3rd in the world at one point, with a background in Muay Thai, and who trains with the great Greg Jackson.
Anyway, last night they put the first five minutes of ‘Haywire’ online.
As you can see it was very wise of Soderbergh to have Ginas first scene be with Channing Tatum, because compared to him she looks like Meryl Streep. He’s so dumb looking and wooden, half the time I see him on screen I end up thinking someone paused the movie.
