Scott Disick Takes a Page From Kayne, Breaks Down

This is a lesson to learn for anyone taking the Kardashians lightly. They're not real celebrities. All of them are famous for doing absolutely nothing. There are forces beyond his control working in the background. Hang in there, buddy. read more

Farrah Abraham Selling Used Panties, For Charity

The amount of ways women can earn income is almost unlimited. I wouldn't be able to fetch anywhere near the asking price Farrah Abraham is asking for a personal garment that has graced genitalia.  read more

Ezekiel Elliott Seems Shafted

As a general rule, the NFL league office and The Commissioner will make the absolutely unjust and unfounded decision in nine out of ten given opportunities. They're the billionaire version of The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight. Fourth graders with a modicum of common... read more

Miley Cyrus, Millennial Guide

If you turn the lights out and say the word millennial three times in the mirror Miley Cyrus will appear behind you to take a "selfie for the gram." read more

Unwrap Reese's Pieces on This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron, and more! read more

Jamie Foxx Goes Public With Katie Holmes

There's only so much a wife can endure when her husband refuses to respect Oprah's furniture. Not only did Tom Cruise damage the upholstery of others, he damaged his marriage as well. This left Katie up for grabs to the next ready and willing Hollywood bachelor, Jamie... read more

Hollywood Greenlighting 'Illegals'

Hollywood proved completely impotent in swaying recent elections, but they can damn well make movies and TV shows about the enlightened life. In response to the stepped up enforcement of immigration laws, Tinsel Town is green-lighting the shit out of projects casting... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Braless in Venice and Shit Around the Web

  Crossfit babes work it out, Danica Patrick does yoga, and more! read more

Ladies of the Flies and Jenner Girls Ripping Off Mexicans on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #100

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we remind everybody that all your beloved entertainers of yesteryear are all now broke and renting rooms in Van Nuys, wonder how L'Oreal wandered into such bad tranny territory, consider the odds that we're going to pay to see the... read more

Low Ratings For Kylie Jenner Show May Kancel Her Kareer

Anything Kardashian family related gets an abundance of attention. So when news that Kylie Jenner is starting to blow on camera, it's actually not something you want to see.  read more

Rodman Going to Fix This Shit

Kim Jong-un likes to party with the world's least judgmental drunks because even an autocrat grows weary of his yes-men when it's time to get funky. Also, the thirteen year old concubines are starting to get their periods. read more

Amber Rose Buys Rapper Promise Ring

Diamonds are really the only way you can get a rapper to double take before he takes the panties of some other stripper off. If you wanted your celebrity musician boyfriend to be loyal to you, you should have dated a Jonas Brother. read more