Amy Schumer's Autobiography Sounds Awesome

Someone wrote a series of anecdotes best described as porn for fat chicks and slapped Amy Schumer's name on it. read more

Renee Zellweger Blowhard

Renee Zellweger is lying about why people care about her lying about the fact she suddenly looks like Lorraine Bracco's younger cousin. read more

Britney Spears Switcherood Her Super Duper Naked Gay Music Video

Britney Spears' label hired visual artist David LaChapelle to make Britney's Make Me music video highly provocative and wall to wall gay men in banana hammocks. When Make Me was released this past week, all the oiled down topless gay dudes and Britney writhing naked had... read more

Bruce Jenner Canceled Tits and Sharon Osbourne Staged Tears on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #55

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast we discuss Sharon Osbourne explaining why she's not a shitty lay, defending people who call Hillary shrill since they have science on their side, my continued and pointless defense of Rio as a host city, how Taylor Swift compares... read more

Toni Braxton Discovers Cure for Autism

It was just a decade ago that Jenny McCarthy and her team of scientists living in her brassiere discovered the cause of autism, now singer Toni Braxton has found the cure. All future Surgeon Generals and CDC chiefs will be chosen from currently airing CW shows. read more

Adriana Lima Olympian Tits And Shit Around The Web

Adriana Lima will take part in Olympics opening. She doesn't fear Zika because fear leads to hate which leads to suffering. Also, her tits are generously lubed in mosquito repellant. read more

Danny McBride Staring at HBO Tits (The Mr. Skin Minute Video)

As far as Danny McBride plays the same funny blowhard loser comedies go, Vice Principals is no Eastbound and Down. But every show running on premium cable knows it needs to slip in some naked women no later than episode three of the first season. It's a handshake to the... read more

Heidi Klum Mom of Four Tits Impressive

Heidi Klum and Nick Cannon went to the Drake concert together. Heidi wore a dress that showed off her braless tits. Nick Cannon wore a tank top and his grandmother's antebellum black hair wrap. read more

James Harrison Ain't Raising No Wussies, Part Two (VIDEO)

James Harrison is one of those old school ballers who would be more admirable if he wasn't such a huge dick. Harrison was known for being a hitman at the linebacker position. A warrior who put his own health and the health of his opponents on the line every game. That's... read more

Ruby Rose Wet Play (VIDEO)

For all the over-saturation of lesbians in contemporary media, there's no denying they're far less annoying to take on vacation. Tattoo covered Australian model and gender fluid cause celebre Ruby Rose took a jellyfish lash to the thorax dipping off the yacht in Ibiza.... read more

Elena Della Donne Announces She's Gay and Still Can't Dunk

The time to make a splash with your lesbian coming out might be before you're 6'5" and pretend dunking in the WNBA. Or before posting Will You Marry Me girl on girl pictures on social media and having your chick help you rub down after games in the locker room. read more

Orlando Bloom Bare Cock Paddling Katy Perry

If you love famous man dick, the Internet has a present for you. Orlando Bloom took his bare cock and Katy Perry out on a paddle board in Sardinia, because that's what you do when you do whatever the fuck you want. Bloom seems super gay, but it turns out he's just British... read more