Worst kept sex secrets in Hollywood: 1.Travolta is gay. 2.Kevin Spacey is gay. 3.Whitney is gay 3. Tom Cruise is not. 5.Jake Gyllenhaal is. And these pictures should help dissuade any doubters. Jake couldn’t look any gayer unless he was in a sailor suit and covered in semen. And since his boyfriends pants are unzipped in picture 3, that was probably on the menu. Publicists and managers have crafted the whole Jake/Kirsten Dunst thing for a few years, but everyone knows he’s gay. And hell, if those were his choices, who could blame him. I’d rather put my penis in a mousetrap than Kirsten Dunst. It doesn’t take Freud to figure out that anyone who would punish and degrade their penis by rubbing it against her probably wishes they didn’t have one.

For the record, Jake and actor Austin Nichols at a Laker game Saturday night.


Page Six says that Janet Jackson has been given an order from Virgin Records, saying that they will not release her latest album until she looses weight. Says a source:

“Janet had a really bad year. After the incident at the Super Bowl, it just went downhill. Her album ‘Damita Jo’ was a flop. Then her brother Michael had the child-molestation trial - it just wasn’t good to her. This new album is supposed to be pretty good, but Virgin feels it can’t market it without Janet being back in fighting form, so they have hired her a personal trainer and put her on a diet. She has to lose at least 20 pounds.”

Uhh, I could make a space shuttle faster than its gonna take Janet Jackson to get back “in fighting form”. She’s closer to riding around the supermarket on a Lark than touching her toes. Imagine the horror of being a gynecologist and seeing ‘Janet Jackson’ on your patient list. A few years ago, you would have cheeked your teeth and put on a little cologne, now it would be like pulling apart a burnt gilled cheese.



AVN News says that after an informal survey of dancers at the world famous Scores strip club in New York, ‘Sugar Ray’ lead singer Mark McGrath is consistently voted by the strippers as the nicest and friendliest of celebrities and was singled out on top because of his tipping. Pamela Anderson is also said to tip well and is known for occasionally inviting girls back to her hotel room for an after party. Christina Aguilera is famous for recently paying the club to stay open after hours to keep husband Jordan Bratman happy, and then topped that with $500 an hour in tips to each of the dancers who stayed. Colin Farrell is also a crowd favorite. An average visit for him includes dropping thousands on lap dances and drinks and then moving the party back to his hotel room.



I’ve only been to a strip club twice in my life. I never really got the point. But when you’re rich and famous and you can drop piles of cash and get strippers back in your hotel, that’s a pretty awesome idea. I’d rather just go to some bar and talk to a girl. Because it’s the inside that counts. Can I get to a girls insides. That’s what counts.


You probably shouldn’t dress like a ghost when you’re as pale as Lindsay Lohan, as she did over the weekend at Berlinale (the Berlin Film Festival) at a screening for ‘A Prairie Home Companion’, but a baggy dress will hide it if you just did a powder keg of coke and haven’t eaten for 10 days. Probably coincidence. Lindsay does look pretty damn hot here, but she’s so pale she almost looks blue. Which reminds me, how are you guys with knots? Cause it turns out I’m horrible with them. And one of the models in the hottub is starting to not look so good.

Woody Harrelson smells bad even in pictures.


I was really hoping to find the video before posting these pictures of Dannii Minogue - the sometimes singer/model/actress/but mostly sister of Kylie - as she got drunk and naked and damn near f-ed at the Puss N

John Paulus, the ex-Green Beret in the news this week after claims he had hot gay sex with Clay Aiken, was on the Howard Stern show on Thursday giving all the details you might imagine hot gay sex with an angry closet homo would include. Aiken denies any such tryst and still claims to be heterosexual, but Paulus says he has a towel with Aikens DNA and goes into detail about Clay and his alleged sexual tendencies, including fisting, unprotected anal and the need to be dominant. How that little lady was able to dominate a Green Beret wasn’t as clear. I guess it’s like when you see a high school wrestler win a state title even though he has no arms and legs. I feel bad for the guy who has to wrestle the guy with no arms or legs. Cause you can either get pinned by this guy or you can dump him out of his wheelchair and beat the crap out if him. Neither one of those sound great.



I can’t remember where I was going with that, but I do remember that I didn’t wanna think about Clay Aiken fisting a guy. But if you’re into that kinda thing, you can hear audio clips from the Howard Stern Show on Sirius radio yesterday, part 1 here and part 2 here. And obviously, this is Stern uncensored, so there is NSFW language here.