08.26.2005 kelly carlsons mind is in the gutter





Kelly Carlson (no relation to Carl Carlson) says in the September issue of Stuff magazine that the worst advice anyone has ever given her is that size doesn

08.25.2005 brittany murphy was a 21 year old virgin





According to Contact Music, Brittany Murphy was a reclusive teen until her mom insisted she left the house to date guys when she was 19 and didn

08.24.2005 its fun to make ryan cry





No good reason to put up these pictures of Christina Aguilera and her fiance walking their dogs on Sunday, except its fun to point out to Ryan on GMask that beer bottles, little kids with blue hair and big mean dogs get more action off his dream girl than he does. And really, isn

08.24.2005 you’re about to hate yourself





These are the pretty much the only pictures anywhere of the opulent new mansion that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are on the verge of buying in the Hollywood Hills. Its described as a villa with a “European feel with painted frescoes on several ceilings, decadent column pillars and grand courtyards … It also boasts grand sweeping staircases leading up to the front door and spectacular views of LA.”



If anyone can remind me what Nick Lachey has done to deserve this incredible life he

08.23.2005 arnold is pretty smooth





This old picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up online yesterday and it totally reveals the secret to having people like you and scoring with chicks. I hate to say that all the pictures I

08.22.2005 jessica is kind of patronizing





The Sun UK is reporting that Jessica Alba has admitted she has a crush on Hollywood veterans Morgan Freeman and Sean Connery. The stunning actress says she thinks older men have great sex appeal.

“Morgan Freeman, Sean Connery, Robert Redford, Michael Caine. I have this thing for older men. They’ve been around and know so much. Jessica also loves the chivalry shown by older men, adding: “Carry my bag. Open a door for me. Pull out my chair.”

The image of Cash Warren going down on Jessica Alba now seems as charming as a teddy bear picnic, at least compared to the image of Morgan Freeman rolling off of her, sweaty and flushed and trying to catch his breath. So thanks for that, Sun UK. Although, in a sense I guess I find this encouraging. The People Magazine 50 Most Beautiful list is nothing but a big popularity contest these days (it used to be about the beauty), so I haven