Tom Sizemore Sued For Allegedly Seducing Child

May 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Thank God these generic sexual assault accusations don’t follow the same guidelines of Walmart’s 30 day dissatisfaction policy. Otherwise women wouldn’t be allowed the opportunity to ruin a man’s image after they randomly remember being groped eons ago. Aren’t... READ MORE

John Oliver Into Used Jock Straps And Koalas With STDs

May 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

John Oliver’s face looks like the Groucho Marx funny nose glasses combo, so I’d expect a man who always looks like he’s in a Party City incognito mask to be into some weird things. But into weird things is... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski’s Feminism Is Showing

May 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Brave and pioneering women have gone down in history for advancing women’s rights and helping them inch towards equality. But none of them could have anticipated that their greatest accomplishment would be to allow Emily Ratajkowski’s skankiness to... READ MORE

Things That Are Random And Stupid: Chicago Comes Down With Selena Gomez Lupus

May 11, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well Selena, you crazy meth head ALLEGEDLY you. Ya did it. Selena Gomez’s lupus 2018 tour has officially convinced people that it’s not a fake disease celebs use to score prescription painkillers and cover up their tit jobs... READ MORE

Willow Smith Once Watched Will Smith Plow Jada

May 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Celebrity offspring sex ed is definitely different or slightly the same as anyone else’s depending on which side of the tracks you grew up on. Walking in on your mom pegging your dad is something maybe some have experienced... READ MORE

Katya Elise Henry Hot Heinie and Crap Around the Web

May 10, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links we've got Willa Holland topless, Blake Lively presenting some pokies, and Cannes Film Festival Best Actress Winners Nude! READ MORE

Elisabeth Moss Kinda Sorta Maybe #MeToo-ed A Little

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  How does the song go – When you wish upon a #MeToo, makes no difference if you were actually #MeToo-ed. Ya I think that’s right, at least if you’re Elisabeth Moss, who opens up to Marie Claire about... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Stormy Daniels Squirting On Stage While Stripping (VIDEO)

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I don't quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show... READ MORE

Uma Thurman Death Proof And Desperate

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Some women just never stick to their guns, no matter how heinous the crime is of the offender. Or how deviant the sexual commentary coming from this person happens to be. Quentin Tarantino almost killed Uma Thurman in a... READ MORE

Elon Can’t Keep Mouth Shut; Costing Him $2 Billion

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everyone needs to pull out their book of adult fairy tales and pray that Elon Musk doesn’t become an intellect supremacist. Elon doesn’t give a damn about much outside of making the entire Earth and planets next to it... READ MORE