Kim Kardashian's Hotel Concierge Pens an Open Letter

Kim Kardashian has previously implied that the dude who ran the front desk at her high-end Parisian hideaway was either involved in the robbery of her crown jewels and multiple iPhones, rendering her unable to post selfies. read more

Dr Dre Kind Of Not A Woman Beater

Sony is producing a Lifetime cardboard set movie called Surviving Compton: Dre, Suge & Michel'le. Yes, your mom will call you and tell you she finally saw Straight Outta Compton. Michele'le is a former R&B chick who recorded albums on Eazy E's Ruthless label and... read more

Ben Affleck Handle With Care

Last year Ben Affleck appeared on an insufferable PBS show called "Finding Your Roots" and it turned out that his roots were people who owned and beat and raped slaves. Affleck is against slavery because he's really progressive so he requested that PBS edit this out of... read more

Paris Hilton Big in Belgrade

If you want to know the world's most in demand DJ, look no further than the intellectually underrated Paris Hilton. The devil-may-care blonde heiress and her structurally impossible pushed up B-cups have been touring big deal club parties from Italian Fashion Week to... read more

All the Kardashians and Jenners Canceling Their Bookstore Appearances

Lots of big shit has gone done in the wake of Kim Kardashian's Pink Panther bandits / insurance fraud victimization in Paris. As a for instance, Kim hasn't posted to social media in almost several hours. read more

Who Doesn't Want A Free 4K Samsung TV? Fuck You Say

In honor of what will soon be our next worst President ever, also whatever local ordinances on dog shitting you're voting on in November, Mr. Skin has launched their Erection 2016 campaign. It's not the best pun ever, close to the worst. But if you VOTE, you get entered... read more

Kill All Clowns

The copycat mayhem of men dressing up as clowns to live out Internet memes in real life has come to its natural conclusion. That is creepy pedophiles and dregs of society with broken frontal lobes playing out their Purge night fantasies in circus clown costume. A few guys... read more

Evan Rachel Wood Topless A Lot (Mr. Skin Minute VIDEO)

It's unfair to judge a girlfriend based on her past relationships. Unless that past relationship was Marilyn Manson. You can overlook her past as an eco-terrorist and the previous boyfriend who's now in prison for arson. But the thought of Marilyn Manson's cock in the... read more

Matt Hates on Demi Lovato and Derrick Rose Sex Belts on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #62

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we discuss women oppressed by their own make-up artists, Grant Stobl's inclusive pronoun designation policy protest, why Derrick Rose is obsessed with something called a "sex belt", honor Kiefer Sutherland for his functional... read more

Sean Penn Is Fucking Vincent D'Onofrio's Daughter And Why You Should Care

All middle aged guys have a good laugh about their divorced buddy who's chasing much younger women. Until he starts fucking your daughter. That's remarkably less funny. It can get a man to rethink his progressive posture on gun control. read more

Kylie Jenner Shows Some Midriff And Shit Around The Web

Kylie Jenner unleashes her midriff and some serious cleavage. You have to pay to play. Or wait a year for the nudes. read more

Megan Rapinoe Takes to the Player's Tribune

There is no doubt the American population has an obsession with professional football. Such is the source of the undue amount of attention to a second string quarterback in the league taking a knee during the National Anthem. He wasn't the first professional athlete to do... read more