Elizabeth Olsen Too Real For This World

Elizabeth Olsen is currently being hunted down by every social media sensation on the planet for not opening her mouth and having a bag of horse turds fall out. The actress candidly spills to the Los Angeles Times about her decision to start an Instagram account at... read more

Julio Jones Is Real Life Rose From Titanic

Would a construction worker bring fine white garments to a site and expect to not get dirty? So why bring earrings the price of a small house with you jet skiing? read more

Just FYI: Sexiest 50 Bikini Scenes Of All Time Ranked

The bikini is the caveat of censorship. Our advertisers won't let us show tits and ass without relegating us to exclusively hawking dick pills and women who are in your area. But wedge a piece of fabric between a woman's ass cheeks - really make sure it's feeling that... read more

Lindsey Morgan Juggy Comic-Con Appearance and Shit Around the Web

WWE Divas vacationing, Paula Bulczynska in see-through lingerie, and more! read more

Miss Teen USA 2017 Sponsored By Naughty Lingerie Company

Last year Miss Teen USA made the big female empowering move away from swimsuits and to the more modern fashion trend of athletic wear. That's code for yoga pants and sports bras. read more

Joanna Krupa Doesn't Prove Non-Stank Puss

The most recent update in this tale of love and yeast is that Krupa has yet to turn over medical records from her gynecologist proving a grade-A vag. Now Glanville is filing that the case be thrown out since Krupa has had more than enough time to produce the records since... read more

Gina Rodriguez Masturbation Absolution

Priests have screwed up whole generations of Catholics, telling girls they should feel guilty for tickling the taco all while luring their male classmates into the confessional for a diddle. read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features Anatomic Blonde Charlize Theron (VIDEO)

  Charlize lezzes out with Sofia Boutella, Girls rides off into the sunset, and the rare Meryl Streep nude scene, all in this week's Mr. Skin Minute! read more

Tara Reid Goddess In Gold

This Thursday Tara Reid took to the red carpet to slam last week's h8ers (re: me) in a revealing see-through gold dress complete with bologna pasties and a thong. What exactly is revealed? Boobs that are breathtakingly asymmetrical by about four inches. read more

Robert Pattinson Pilfering Porn Dealer

Say what you want about Robert Pattinson, but I’ve got to hand it to him. When his lesbian girlfriend cheated on him in broad daylight, he at least had the cojones to dump her ass.  read more

What Happened

As a general rule, don't create a title for a controversial project that an eight year old can easily mock. Like Pol Pot's 'My Special Garden' or Stalin's 'Siberian Dreams'. Hillary Clinton isn't in a category with either of those two despots, but only because she's... read more

Rick Ross Keeps It Real

Rick is dead set on proving his macho street cred after a couple of pussifying incidents involving his former work as a correctional officer. read more