Parkour Predator Was Evil Love From Above For Jodie Sweetin

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I hope President Trump doesn’t cancel video games forever after some guy attempted an Assassin’s Creed kill using Jodie Sweetin as his target. Sweetin was most likely going to rest after her Oscar worthy performance on Fuller House but... READ MORE

Stacey Dash Is California Congress Dreaming

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stacey Dash wants to run for political office because why not? Being completely clueless about politics worked for Hope Hicks in her high position, so Stacey going to take her stab at it. She’s running for Congress in California... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Areola Fun If You Care

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski's career highlights include catfishing douchebags onto a semi-deserted island in the Bahamas for the fake Fyre Festival and advocating date rape alongside Robin Thicke in his music video for Blurred Lines, so already we know that she... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 87: Mama Mia—Top 10 Naked TV Moms Revealed

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week on the Mr. Skin Podcast, everyone's favorite celebrity nudity expert has got his mind on the mommies and the mommies on his mind! READ MORE

Amber Tamblyn Gets Real About Jews

March 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amber Tamblyn is arguably the least talented and most annoying of the Rose McGowan-y Amy Schumer-y washed-up old hag-y Hollywood coven plaguing the industry with a curse of zero fun forever, and most of you would be hard-pressed to... READ MORE

Celeste Day at the Beach and Crap Around the Web

March 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Barbara Palvin looking sexy, Best Actress winners nude, and more! READ MORE

Three Billboards in Los Angeles, California

March 5, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You’ve officially made it when Vice News decides you’re edgy enough for an almost four-minute mini documentary. The same conservative street artist wearing shirts with the slogan “Mohammad is a homo” is back to slam the Oscars this time... READ MORE

Emma Watson Debuts Times Up Tattoo

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, if any of you own a pair of scissors and aren’t mentally disabled, you should ring Emma Watson, because she’s in need of someone with those exact qualifications to replace the person that created this hairstyle.... READ MORE

Guess That Plastic Surgery Victim

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game – Guess That Plastic Surgery Victim. We pretty much have the pick of the botched litter thanks to last night’s Oscars, but one actress really stood out in terms of how much she... READ MORE

Tori Spelling Spilling Her Emotions All Over The Place

March 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

  Tori Spelling’s terrible decisions in life are finally starting to catch up with her and she’s not handling it well. A wife, mother, and woman sharing similar facial features with a manatee had her home visited by the... READ MORE