Forever 21 Sued For Sneaky Peaky Porn

The main focus of every corporation in existence is to make as much money as possible. That means cutting corners and squeezing every penny possible to turn a profit. Even if that means doing something strange for change on the side. read more

J Lo Does Coffee Better Than You

The green and white cup is the status symbol of stupidity. But that still didn’t stop J Lo from pimping out her carry around cup as if even owning a travel mug wasn’t already obnoxious.  read more

John Cena Flipped His Discounted Ford GT

Cena took possession of his GT and promptly did what any half-intelligent person would do with the opportunity to unload a supercar at a sizable profit, he flipped it to a new owner. read more

Alison Brie Leads a Brunette Extravaganza in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute

On this week's edition of the Mr. Skin Minute, brunette beauties Alison Brie and Lizzy Caplan co-star in The Disaster Artist. read more

Elliot Spitzer Liked His Leash Taut and His Bottom Stuffed

We live in hard times, when a man can't trust his top price Russian escort to keep his kinky secrets. That may be unduly tough on Russians. Most whores can't be trusted. Neither can the politicians they serve at The Plaza. read more

Selena Gomez: Woody Allen Sexual Misconduct Who?

When all the jizz finally settles and we look back at the Weinstein era of sexual assault allegations in Hollywood, the overarching lesson will be the same one that it's always been - money makes the world go round. Or maybe, a clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad... read more

Geraldo Rivera Fondling Bette Midler, Things Are Getting Yummy

 If you love hearing about unattractive senior citizens harkening back to sexually inappropriate fondling 45-years earlier, this is the story for you: read more

Barbara Fialho Feelin' Fine and Shit Around the Web

Chrissy Teigen birthday babe, Amazon Original nudity, and more! read more

Jodie Sweetin Sweating Over Child Support

I heard women love when men are assertive and take charge. So I’m trying to figure out why Jodie Sweetin isn’t smiling when her ex-husband Morty Coyle is trying to strong arm her for more child support. read more

Rob Dyrdrek’s Secretary Belittles Bouncer

There’s a plethora of reasons why a bouncer wouldn’t let a woman going full retard already outside of the club inside, but my guess on why she wasn’t able to get in was because no one knows who she is.  read more

MTV Does Reality Spring Break TV With Southern Twist

When the audience you attract averages the IQ levels most often associated with man’s best friend they too will return to devour vomit. The Jersey Shore show is back, sort of.  read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Loves Threesomes

Not many men get to shake the hand of the man currently banging their ex wife but Chris Martin is cut from a different cloth. Not only is he on great terms with Gwyneth Paltrow but he’s also up for doing brunch with her and her new boyfriend Brad Falchuk. read more