Corinne Olympios Ends Her Investigation

Unlike various House and Senate subcommittees, Corinne Olympios knows when to end an investigation. At or about the time your high priced attorney confirms your future civil case is a big zero. read more

Donal Logue Missing Child Search Complicated by Pronouns

Gotham actor Donal Logue's large framed teen, Jade, went to meet a friend near the Barclay Center in Brooklyn Monday night and never returned home. Logue and his ex-wife Kasey Walker turned to Twitter asking for the public's help in finding their "child". read more

Jemele Hill Reminds People They Can't Not Watch ESPN

On a sports media panel hosted by Yahoo!, so take that for what it's worth, Jemele Hill of ESPN provided the answer as to why ESPN has shifted noticeably into what some might refer to as the politically progressive. Or as it's known more commonly in media journalism, 94... read more

Jay Z Laments His Menage in 4:44 Album

You have to credit Jay Z with providing he and his wife's audience and the broader consumer public exactly what they want. With a straight face, unashamedly, we now own $300 million worth of homes in Bel Air, honey, if you're wondering why we do this. read more

Kate Bock by the Ocean and Shit Around the Web

Tara Lipinski bikini honeymoon, Maitland Ward shower selfies, and more! read more

Jessica Biel Dumping and Serena Williams Pumping on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #91

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast, we answer Shonda Rimes question as to why nobody took her seriously when she was super fat, crush the religion that is Serena Williams idolatry, defecate on the Fearless Girl championship rings, Matt tries to but fails to... read more

John Mayer Passes on Katy Perry Sex Gold

John Mayer took a pass when asked about Katy Perry's comment that he was better in the sack than Orlando Bloom and a couple other celebrities Katy Perry has fucked. Or largely a pass. read more

Selena Gomez' Netflix Show Causing Suicides

Selena Gomez was the figure head producer for Netflix's show 13 Reasons Why, based on the novel of the same name that touched suicidal leaning teenaged girls across the nation. Troubled teen boys like anime tentacle porn.  read more

Jenna Jameson Breast Feeding Trump Supporter

There are a hundred times more fake breastfeeding rights moms in Hollywood than there are Trump supporters. Give Jenna Jameson props for being the incredibly rare BOTH. read more

Cara Delevingne Discriminated For Glamour

Being young, rich, and attractive is more difficult than it seems. According to supermodel Cara Delevingne. The twenty-four-year-old dons her Prada battle gear to wage war against discrimination in the new Glamour. Her bisexuality is apparently under scrutiny by even her... read more

Emilia Clarke Run Over By Bus For New Rolling Stone

Emilia Clarke foregoes sex appeal in favor of Aileen Wuornos chic for the new cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. Wuornos if she face swapped with the Kim Cattrall of 2040. Making Clarke look anything other than highly fuckable is a challenge. read more

Kris Jenner Still Dropping The Simpsons

For those who admire people who use all the tools in the tool shed, behold the vapid apparatus known as Kris Jenner. Or as People refers to her, America's favorite momager. And so they shall continue to do so if they want access to those adorable grandkid photos.   read more