Bieber White Boy Dreads And Shit Around The Web

Justin Bieber turnedhis hair into horrible, smelly white boy dreadlocks. You should never have dared him to be a bigger asshole. Behold the horror. (TMZ) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on all fours. Oooh. (Last Men On Earth) Nickey Whelan is topless on "House of Lies". (Egotastic All-Stars) Meanwhile, Claudia Romani has an amazing ass. (Egotastic) Let's look at Kendall Jenner's nipple ring. (Taxi Driver) Rita Ora wears a...read more

Kylie Jenner Fans Stampede Grandpa Outside The Nice Guy (VIDEO)

All Grandpa wanted to do was bring his grade school aged granddaughter to wait outside a bar late night to get a selfie with the Jenner girls. Gramps isn't smart, the overalls and flashlight are a giveaway. But he's got the heart of a lion for the love of his little girl and her severely misguided desires to brush up against slutty fame. It'd be easy to blame lousy parenting. So go ahead. Shit went sideways when...read more

Brandi Glanville Ass Attacks LeAnn Rimes

Every weekend LeAnn Rimes shows up to her step-kid's AYSO game and wonders if a soccer injury could potentially fell the remaining connection her husband has to bio-mom Brandi Glanville. That's about the time that bitch shows up in some kind of breezy stripper outfit with no bra to remind LeAnn that her husband's progeny came out of her twat. Words are never spoken. This is how chick's duel. When the kid gets older...read more

Iggy Azalea Horseback Ass

If cosmic karma existed, the horse would be on top. Look at that fucking ass. The bulging bit of buggery that Iggy Azalea refuses to add to her cosmetic surgery confession list. TMZ and their court house weasel crew report that Azalea owes $400,000 in back taxes to the IRS. They also report she's still wearing the $500,00 engagement ring Nick Young gave her to keep her trap shut about his cheating until it's on film...read more

Kesha Fights On, For Thee

Kesha revealed that she'd been offered out of her Sony contract if she would publicly state Dr. Luke never raped her. Kesha provide no proof that this offer was made, with whom she spoke, or why Sony would make such a deal considering they are winning on every legal front. The suddenly found defender of women's rights posted the claim to Instagram against a photo of her innocence naked in her bed. That's tantamount to...read more

Taylor Swift Dominates iHeartRadio Music Awards

Looking less lifelike than the Scarlett Johansson semen robot, Taylor Swift showed off her Mattel rotocast tits and won every single award at the iHeartRadio Music Awards. She long ago gave up that painful shtick where she pretends she didn't know she was going to win and fumbles for words. Now she just calls everybody her bitches and pisses out of her plastic slit onto the first row of seat fillers. The award show...read more

Scarlett Johansson Robot DTF

Engineer Ricky Ma has createda functioning robot that looks a shit ton like Scarlett Johansson. It's unclear if the robot has any utilitarian purpose or if Ma is just showing off the fact that he's Asian. If you can't imagine why a lonely servo motor nerd would build a life size Scarlett robot that obeys his every command , it's time to break out your Tori Amos cassette and a box cutter. Ma's first commands enable the...read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Losing Territory

Dick Cheney carried arounda Final Solution for gaysuntil his daughter came out. Elliot Spitzer was a stickler for the law until he wanted to bang high-end prostitutes. Or at least until he got caught. Leonardo DiCaprio is speaking out about climate change because aberrations in snowfall patterns affected the making of The Revenant, almost costing him the Oscar he had been preemptivelypromised. People are...read more

Hamilton No Whites Allowed and Flow Boy Carries Tampons in His Fanny on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #39

Studies have shown that a solid percentage of people who watch the evening news suffer from less depression and crotch itch if they simply start tuning out. Reviewing the ten most horrible things that happened in your metropolis on a daily basis is the kind of darkness that sticks with you. The same is true with working in porn. It's impossible not to be jaded about two humans fucking. By the time you're asking your...read more

Farrah Abraham And Jenna Shea Porn Stars Making Not Porn

April Fool's has gone corporate. Every major brand advertiser and mega media outlet pulled some cheap publicity stunt with an April Fool's prank. The conceit going in that you're not expected to be fooled. At best, mildly amused. Valentine's Day used to mean fucking. Now it's just a mall jewelry store trip. The 4th of July means bedding and trucks are on sale. Labor Day is school supplies. The word holiday derives...read more

Beyonce Making Bank (VIDEO)

Somebody wrote Beyonce some words to say about finding inspiration. To workout harder or break through the glass ceiling or just pretend you gave birth to your surrogates baby. Beyonce remembers her dad making her jog with him through the park as a kid to teach her determination. Also as a cover to go fuck his mistresses. Beyonce never forgot that park. Now it's the inspiration for the tens of millions of dollars in...read more

Amber Rose Emojis Her Way To The Bank And Shit Around The Web

Herpes incubation system Amber Rose released a series of emojis in a blatant rip-off of Kim Kardashian. She stands to make a fuck ton of money with these tiny avatars of her ass. Oh, and Western civilization is officially over. You really can be rich in America with no skills. (TMZ) Kourtney Kardashian desperately needs attention, wears lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Solveig Mork Hansen and Ebonee Davis get naked for...read more

There's Nudity in Dexter, Vinyl, and Some British Show, It's the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

It's hard to say exactly when tits left the big screen. Some people blame Star Wars for changing the direction of cinema from movies for grownups to movies for teens. Less nudity, more CGI and loud bangs. Relocating theaters into malls killed R-rated movies as well. You can't stack Porky's that close to the Gymboree. People are going to talk. Almost all the good actress tits have moved to premium television. If you're...read more

Kendra Wilkinson All the Tools in Her Toolbox

Some number of women enjoy watching forced and stage personal family moments of a chick that used to work the pole. Would you take mothering advice from a former prostitute? Don't answer. It's too late. The only exciting Wilkinson moment in the past five years was Kendra discovering the women's softball side of herself and her husband caught stroking she-male pros in Sherman Oaks. The lesbian-homosexual marriage of TV...read more

Bella Hadid in A Bikini

The Hadid sisters claim that they're being bullied by the lifeless French prostitutes working as high fashion models for being too stacked and having female ass shapes. That's body shaming even if they're essentially calling them way more fuckable and worth having around for more than one evening of cigarettes and melancholy sex to the sounds of ribs cracking. This is the sister with the celebrity lyme disease...read more