Taylor Swift Charms 96 Year Old Male Fan

Today in fake news, Taylor Swift performed a heavily documented private concert for the friends and family of a 96 year old WWII veteran named Cyrus Porter who is supposedly her "biggest fan." read more

Emily Ratajkoski Naked Christmas Card

For Christmas, Emily Ratajkowski apparently sent her friends and family Christmas cards she took of herself while naked. Happy Holidays, Aunt Bethel. The kids are really fucked up these days huh? No, just your niece. read more

Carrie Fisher Death Announced

55 million people die every year, but it's the ten Western celebrity deaths a year that are the most poorly handled. Carrie Fisher suffered a massive coronary on a flight last Friday from London to Los Angeles. read more

Cindy Crawford Hangs With Her Teen Model Daughter

Cindy Crawford has been on a running rant about trolls on social media complaining about her aging looks. Something you simply don't expect when you're fifty and still posting half naked selfies and magazine shots of you with no clothes on. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 25: Top 10 Most Skinticipated Nudes of 2017

Happy Nude Year!2017 is already shaping up to be a banner year for nudity. Mr. Skin, Andrea, and Jimmy reveal the most skinticipatednude scenes debuting in 2017. read more

Ashley Graham Might Be the Big Finish (VIDEO)

Not sure how long the Advent lasts in the world of plus sized women models, but they're still cranking out these videos. Ashley Graham in a tight corset is no way to get Jesus hankering for a comeback. read more

Sarah Michelle Gellar RIPed the Wrong Dead George

Celebrity RIPs on social media are still a work in progress. Even beyond the mention of the loss of the talnt, the personal impact statement, and the obligatory tie-in pun, there's the desire to not be last in with the virtual Hallmark. read more

Kelly Bensimon And Barely Legal Daughter Sea Bensimon in Bikinis

There's no more stark visual refence of time than seeing an eighteen year old girl in her bikini and her forty-eight year old mom going even tinier on the two piece. read more

Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon Best Lesbians of 2016 Hands Down

The best lesbians are the fake hot ones who make out a lot half naked in photos for money. Followed in second by that chick on your company softball team who has a level swing and pounds the ball repeatedly into short center. read more

Mariah Carey Shows Off Her Famous Body And Shit Around The Web

Mariah Carey and her massive yabbos bikini and lingerie their way into our hearts. She may not be for you, but surely you have an awkward uncle who also tugs one out regularly. read more

Lena Dunham Fattest Mermaid

There's a reason you don't see corpulent mermaids, presumably they have to tread water nearly 24 hours a day, only stopping to fuck 80's movie stars. There are also not giant tubs of red vines or Jamba Juice locations or whatever Lena Dunham is doing to increase her thigh... read more

Miley Cyrus Buzzkill

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to eviscerate the increasingly consumer driven nature of Christmas while wearing four separate Christmas themed outfits that she purchased. She also bought a Christmas light necklace, antlers, and a big red and green bow for her head. read more