Khloe Kardashian Wasting Away to Just Implants

Khloe Kardashian has taken to wearing glasses in public. Don't be fooled. She's not smart. Khloe's friends such as they are also 1099 freelance employees are expressing concern that O.J.'s daughter is becoming too slender. read more

U.S. Women's Soccer Racking Up Lesbian Scores

It'd be juvenile for lesbian chicks to keep score on how many straight married women they can turn. But if they were, they'd be winning. Female athletes in particular seem to be picking off formerly straight married women who are suddenly remembering in their 30's and... read more

Larsa Pippen Keeping Up Appearances

Larsa Pippen is handling her pending divorce with Scottie Pippen by putting on a brave face and going to the beach daily in Miami. This is also how she handled her marriage and what served as her primary occupation for the past many years. read more

James Packer's Ex-Wife Fucking Seal

It's unclear if Seal is the white Sting or Sting is the black Seal. Either way they're both tools and don't give a shit. Guys will stoop to any level imaginable to get laid. If that includes pretending to be a Buddhist, so be it. Chicks are really dumb. Or at least the... read more

Hillary Clinton's Human Moment Not Actually Human

The stranger who happened to run into Hillary Clinton walking her dogs had met her before multiple times and in fact her parents had hosted a Clinton fundraiser at their home. Sounds like old money. read more

UFC Rings Girls Dig Deep To Be Mannequins (VIDEO)

Internet memes thrive when they provide for two prerequisites: tits and a very low barrier to entry. Much life like itself. The new craze for people seeking attention online is the mannequin challenge. read more

Russell Brand Raising Baby Gender Neutral

Russell Brand intends to raise his new baby gender neutral, without all those horrid expectations of boys or girls put upon them solely by society. Is that a vagina? No, it's a social construct. Same reason you can't throw a spiral. Tackle me and I will cry. No, I'm not a... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Maybe Fucking Scott Disick Again And Shit Around The Web

Kourtney Kardashian goes on a bikini romp in Mexico with Scott Disick. More babies to follow. Everybody has their thing. read more

Erika Jordan Protests Trump With Tits and Bullets

The forever lasting election cycle consumed the media and lazy news outlets and proved to be a huge boon for cheesecake models. Big fake tits don't get you noticed in this town like previous generations. You throw in a Trump or Hillary nod and suddenly you've got... read more

Scarlett Johansson 'Ghost In The Shell' Whitewash

People who don't want their failed run of unintelligent politically correct epitaphs to end merely because the election is over are now criticizng the casting of Scarlet Johansson in the lead role of naked chick in the Japanese classic Manga, Ghost in the Shell. read more

Made for TV Baby Forced to Suck on Blac Chyna Titty

It's unlikely an infant could suckle milk through the periodical table melange inside Blac Chyna's tits. Like trying to slake your thirst off a cement k-rail after a brief shower. read more

Bella Hadid Changed Chokers

In the midst of post-election turmoil by up to one-tenth of one percent of the population, the nation is completely missing out on numerous important news stories. The Taliban have claimed more territory in Afghanistan than they've had since 2001 before the invasion.... read more