Eiza Gonzalez Eyes’a Poppin’ and Other Crap Around the Web

January 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mandy Moore makes memes of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess The Bachelor beauty’s beach bikini body (TMZ) Bella Thorne, confuses silly Time’s Up with her serious sexual assault confessions (TerribleWords) Blanca Blanco nipples in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Eiza Gonzalez bombshell at Globes Pre-Party (Egotastic) Gabriella Klein‘s colorful topless photo shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Alison Brie unleashes her awesome braless cleavage (Popoholic) Hailey Clauson‘s […]

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John Snow Can’t Hold His Mead

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I hate when celebrities are nothing like the people they play on TV. Kit Harington was kicked out of a bar in NYC like some low ranking serf. How can one go from leader on HBO to famous face loser at a bar so quickly? Kit has the answer. He was looser than the horribly […]

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Lena Dunham Single

January 9, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ha. Haha. HAHAHA. Even though I might be blown up by a missile in four minutes, I’m already counting 2018 as a win, because it will be known as the year that pile of Miss Piggy’s droppings, Lena Dunham, is single again after dating Jack Antonoff for five years. According to one of our beloved […]

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Stassi Schroeder Heils Hitler’s Fashion Sense

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stassi Schroeder just solved the mystery whether women seen on TV are shallow insensitive monsters in expensive clothes and make-up. She’s under fire for her photo describing a recent outfit as “Nazi Chic.” No this wasn’t Hugo Boss’ neo-nazi cruise collection for women but rather Schroeder’s attempt at humor. Clearly she forgot what gender she […]

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Slender Man Movie Insensitive To Slain Teen

January 9, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I believe when the horror genre makes the public aware that a film is based on a true story it sells more tickets. Authenticity is always king at the box office. And the possibility of a situation like The Strangers movie happening in real life made the studio enough money to get the green-light for […]

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Kendall Jenner Defends Ugly Horrifying Acne

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Slam alert. Apparently common consensus for a while has been that Kendall Jenner sports a topographical map of the Alps on her face, and all of the highs and lows and twists and turns were visible during her appearance on this weekend’s Golden Globes red carpet. She was in attendance at the awards show because she’s so […]

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Bill Maher Groped Bob Saget

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bill Maher recently upset a good portion of the population of Black people that purchased HBO Go accounts with the infamous “house nigga” joke that backfired on Real Time With Bill Maher. He was able to save face with a public apology and approval from a black rapper friend that not too many people outside […]

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The Weeknd Pulls Out of H&M

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Swedish retail giant, H&M, made a small oops in their kids hoodie campaign by featuring a black kid with the sweatshirt imprint, “COOLEST MONKEY IN THE JUNGLE”. That took some poor decision making skills. Unless you know Sweden. One of the most horribly racist countries in the world. Sorry, Bernie. The socialist Utopia of goodwill […]

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 79: Emmy Rossum Surprised Naked and SMILF Sex

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week we’re saying welcome back to the Mr. Skin Podcast! Kicking things off is a TV nudity roundup including nude highlights from Emmy Rossum and Levy Tran on Shameless, Louisa Krause and Carmen Ejogo on The Girlfriend Experience, and brand new boobs from The Chi and season two of Cable Girls. We’ve got news about the return of Game of Thrones, but unfortunately we […]

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Viewer’s Choice for Best Breasts of 2017 in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute turns things over to the viewers with their picks for the Best Breasts of 2017. I won’t spoil the list, but I will say that Emily Meade made one heck of an impression on our viewers with her skintillating turn on The Deuce! There’s also a very surprising entry on the list that’s sure to knock […]

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