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Gwyneth Paltrow Ends Her Perfect Marriage to Gay Beethoven

March 26, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember the early days when Gwyneth and Chris were young and in love and almost making eye contact with one another without morbid frowns? Yeah, that pinnacle of raw romantic feeling is over now. Gwyneth Paltrow posted on GOOP... READ MORE

Isabeli Fontana In Lingerie For GQ Romania

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I read GQ Romania because I want to know how the gentlemen of Bucharest are dressing when the sun peeks through the industrial solvent clouds each June and outdoor activity is temporarily declared safe. Turns out it’s mostly ill... READ MORE

Vogue Readers Impotently Angry About Kim’s Cover Win

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To see this coming, you had to be alive and have a functioning brain stem. Many loyal Vogue magazine readers who see the publication as the bible of fashion packaged in glossy commercial print were pissed that cash munching... READ MORE

Kaley Cuoco Inks Betwixts Her Scapula For Love

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may recall that Kaley Cuoco’s wedding to the 667th ranked tennis player in the world was so romantic, that people openly wept at their New Year’s Eve ceremony. To commemorate the true majesty of endless love, the groom,... READ MORE

Kanye West Mentors Teen Girls

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Quite coincidentally, Kanye West has determined that one of the Jenner girls little teen friends, Pia Mia Perez, is going to be his protege he turns into the next Rihanna. This naturally inovlves spending time alone with her in... READ MORE

Kristen Bell Knows Stuff

March 26, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some people might say that a Hollywood actress who pays a fat woman to wipe sand off her belly might be out of touch with the common folk. But Kristen Bell and her consecrated vegan life traveler baby daddy... READ MORE

Puff Daddy Has Returned

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sean Combs has once again changed his stupid name back to Puff Daddy. That’s the moniker he went by when we were first burst onto the scene back in the 90’s by exploiting his friend Biggie’s death for stardom.... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Says Women Should Submit

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga said in a recent interview that not only is she submissive in a relationship but that other women should listen up to their men’s commands as well. Gaga has been lauded as a feminist icon by the... READ MORE

The New Avengers Movie Looks Good

March 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

By the sight of Elizabeth Olsen’s hammer boobs, I’d say the new Avengers movie is looking pretty cinematic. It’s one of ninety-seven comic books movies Hollywood has in production since they decided original films were too hard. I think... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Knows Humor

March 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon provided fodder for people who like to talk about anything to do with race because mimicking decades old, retread social commentary is their comfort zone. Nick donned white face for a fictional character he created called Connor... READ MORE

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