conan is moving to tbs

By brendon April 12, 2010 @ 2:07 PM


Ever since the dimwitted inbreds at NBC fired Conan O’Brien and replaced him with lying scumbag Jay Leno, it’s been assumed he would eventually move over to Fox and go head-to-head with Leno at 11:30. But Fox is also run by idiots (I hate you), so Conan fans weren’t real happy about that either. Luckily…

(Conan) is joining TBS to host a late-night show that is expected to debut in November. O’Brien’s show will be followed on TBS’ schedule by George Lopez’s “Lopez Tonight,” which will move to midnight.
“In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theater, and now I’m headed to basic cable,” O’Brien said in the statement. “My plan is working perfectly.”

Well I think Conan is being sarcastic but this seems like a really good fit. NBC sucks. No one watches that shit. Seriously, their motto is, “Brought to you in living color”. Their shows are so shitty the nicest thing they can think to say is that at least they’re not in black and white. That’s like someone showing you a picture of their stupid baby and all you can think to compliment is the hat it’s wearing. “Oh, it’s a stork with a football. That’s … that’s great.” NBC’s motto might as well be, “This channel is free”.

something looks different

By brendon April 12, 2010 @ 12:50 PM


A game for the Nintendo DS based on the hit Lindsay Lohan movie “Mean Girls” will be released on October 31, 2010, just in time to capitalize on all the buzz. But when compared to the movie poster, something about the game looks different. I can’t quite put my finger on it. The font? Is it the font? Maybe popeater knows.

In lieu of Lohan, the cover instead features Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert and Amanda Seyfried, who played the trio of super-popular girls known as “the plastics.”
Has Lohan been filtered out because of her damaged image in real life? Do marketers view her as toxic?

They probably just assume, rightfully, that Lindsay will be dead when this comes out in 6 months and they didn’t want to freak people out. That seems totally reasonable. Brittany Murphy has a better chance at being alive on Halloween than Lindsay does.

jessica simpson chopped off her hair. or not.

By brendon April 12, 2010 @ 11:06 AM


Yesterday Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves posted a few pictures on Twitter showing Jessica with what might be a super short (and kinda hot) haircut.

Paves posted a photo of Simpson, 29, smiling on a plane, her sunny blonde locks seemingly chopped off to a 60s-inspired pixie cut.
“Carol Brady who :)?” she joked.
“Stopped in West Palm and picked up my Aunt Sandy…off to Atlantic City!!!” Paves wrote.
A second photo showed Simpson’s elfin look in profile. “In flight hairdo fun!” she wrote.
Paves quipped of the look: “Aunt Vikki came along too!”

Holy. Christ. Is this seriously the kind of stuff these two say to each other? I’d rather have been on the Polish Presidents plane this weekend than Jessicas. But, whatever. So did Jess get a haircut, or is this just a wig like similar pics Paves took of Kim Kardashian back in June? Hopefully she got a haircut, because she looks pretty good with it. And maybe if she can’t hide under a mane of hair, she’ll lose some weight before they have to cart her fat ass around on a hand truck.

heidi montag and her bikini are doing great

By brendon April 12, 2010 @ 6:38 AM


Heidi Montag went to Liquid in Vegas this weekend, her first time in a bikini since the rumor that she got some sort of plastic surgery. I never looked into that because it’s probably just some lies spread by flat chested girls who are jealous of Heidis hot body. Flat chested girls are always doing stuff like that. I also heard that they steal. This is why I don’t trust them.

girl / camera / tyler

By brendon April 10, 2010 @ 12:42 PM


Friday afternoon headlines

By brendon April 09, 2010 @ 5:31 PM


LOOK AT THIS PICTURE - this one right here. It’s two Tyler readers in Australia in some Windows 7 contest. They told me to post their picture. I’m not sure how this helps but I agreed because I’ll do anything as long as the girl ordering me around does it with that super hot Aussie accent. And also because I thought their shirt said ‘Jugs For Windows’, and it was some kind of “put em on the glass” competition.

PAM ANDERSON - has to be reminded to wear a bra and panties on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. And also to the mall. And to her kids school. And when climbing a ladder and when wearing a white cotton dress in a rain storm. But specifically, in this story, on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. (us)

TIGER WOODS - made his return to golf yesterday at ‘the Masters’, and the TV ratings are up 50 percent from last year. Even more amazing is that he’s in a position to win. They should make him play with the other end of the club from now on. (the ap)

MICHELLE HUNZIKER – is having a nice vacation on Miami Beach. She’s been there all week, at least according to these pictures. And the tracking device I taped to her purse. (splash news)

leave kim and i alone

By brendon April 09, 2010 @ 3:52 PM


Fine, okay. Yes. Kim Kardashian and I are spending some time together, okay. I didn’t want it to come out this way but yeah. Kim is a really special lady. So yesterday I got my blue and yellow swim trunks and we tried to spend some time alone on the beach in Miami. Are we “dating”? Look, I don’t know what to call it, okay. To be honest I think maybe she’s just looking for a good time right now, you know what I mean buddy.

(source = splash news online)

nicole scherzinger has an unfair advantage

By brendon April 09, 2010 @ 2:30 PM


Nicole Scherzinger took a break during rehearsal for ‘Dancing With The Stars’ in LA today, which raises an intruguing question: Why the fuck is Nicole Scherzinger on ‘Dancing With The Stars’?

Isn’t she a little too famous for this dumb show? How is this even allowed? She was essentially a professional dancer for the past 10 years. No one thought that might give her an advantage. You know, in the … dance competition? This stupid show is practically rigged. Every year they get people like Nicole and athletes and then ask the camera, “But can that talent translate to the dance floor?” Oh you mean world champions like Jerry Rice and Emmit Smith and Ocho Cinco, who make millions because of their brilliant hand-eye coordination and ability to move in a rhythm with exact timing and precision? How will that translate to dancing?

Quite nicely, as it turns out.