size 2 in Hawaii, part 2

By brendon August 04, 2009 @ 11:58 AM

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Yesterday there were bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt playing basketball (here). Today there are more pics from the same vacation, this time of her playing tennis. In both she’s surrounded by a fence. It’s like being at a really crappy alien zoo. If it were the San Diego alien zoo, they would have Megan Fox with waterfalls and trampolines. This is like some dirty Alabama roadside zoo where a guy with three fingers feeds her by hand.

(10 more here.  hq jump here)

Afternoon Headlines

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 1:14 PM

JESSICA BIEL – made her stage debut this weekend in the musical “Guys and Dolls”. That’s her above singing “If I Were A Bell”. But her run was just for three nights. I hope she does more performances next week. Because while she was doing that, I could break into her house. (source = ok)

DREW BARRYMORE – has over 200 dolphin figurines, and is convinced she was a dolphin in a previous life. Another possibility is that she smokes way too much fucking weed in this one.  (source = yahoo uk)

BRITNEY SPEARS – went back to her blond hair yesterday. This is why I think the “headline” posts are so important. So something truly important doesn’t get lost in the fluff.  (hq jump here. source = splash and fame)

Annalynne McCord is smart

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 12:00 PM

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AnnaLynne McCord spent another day in a bikini yesterday in Malibu, prancing around and huddling together with her sister and a friend. This is going in the right direction. She looks terrific every single time, but she’s in a bikini so often that I’m getting desensitized to her innocent frolicking. These three better start pulling at each others tops and giggling immediately.

(13 more pics here. hq jump here. source = pacific coast news)

This hot bitch is 46

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 10:18 AM

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Nicollette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu yesterday with the worlds happiest dog, and it’s crazy to think that this sexy bitch is 46-years-old (Nicollette, not the dog). Her house must be on some wormhole that bends the laws of time and space. Like if we could see the living room, President Lincoln would be wrestling Charlemagne.  And upstairs there would be a gorilla in glasses and he’s looking at this huge LCD world map with a red digital clock counting down, and the gorilla is standing upright with his hands palm-to-palm and pressed up against his lips, and he’s surrounded by a bunch of generals who look real frazzled.

(33 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)

Size 2 is in Hawaii

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 9:05 AM

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Even though Jennifer Love Butter is a size 2, she’s always hiding her ass for some mysterious reason.  Which is why, even though she spent the weekend in Hawaii with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy, these are the only pictures of her in a bikini. Kennedy went swimming, but she was busy “modeling”. Presumably for From The Neck Up Magazine because her other 95 percent is a complete mess.

Didn’t she used to have tits? No one part of her body matches any other. Skinny face, huge ass, thin legs. She’s just a bunch of different parts thrown together, like Frankenstein.

And I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but look at that poor bastards body language. He’s not hanging his head because he dropped something. Hot Sexy Roots just said, “Oh my God, you’re that guy from Scream. No way! Me and my girlfriends love you, you are so funny. What are you doing, are you here with someone?” And now he’s looking for some of that poisonous coral so he can stab himself in the heart with it.

(10 more pics here. hq jump here. source = fame)

Miranda Kerr is S O L

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 8:45 AM

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Miranda Kerr is cute and all, but to be honest I’ve never really understood her appeal.  So she picked a bad weekend to go around Australia modeling bikinis if she wanted to get attention. Especially since last time she was topless.

Next.

(35 more here. hq jump here. source = fame and pacific coast)

Katy Perry does it again

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 6:45 AM

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Katy Perry did her best to look hot this weekend in Miami on her way to the Katy Perry Pool Party (i have no idea). So she wore a nice little pink bikini. Then of course she ruined everything, as is her habit, by putting some aquamarine wrap thing over it (this), like a less-fuckable Statue of Liberty.

Not that it really mattered. Even in the bikini, she’s hot, but in a very boring and antiseptic way. She’s hot like the fighting Notre Dame guy is Irish, or Grandparents Day is a holiday. Sorta but not really.

(42 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)

Todays top story

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 5:01 AM

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What with all the Megan Fox-ness going on the past few months, it’s been easy to forget that Jessica Alba is 1A on the list of “Girls I Would Have Sex With Even If They’ve Been Dead For A Few Days And I Had To Reanimate Her Corpse With Jumper Cables”. So, ya know, congratulations Jessica. I bet she’s really honored to know that even if she died I would still do it with her.

(23 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)