A GOLD KATE MOSS STATUE. FINALLY.

By brendon October 02, 2008 @ 10:41 AM

Artist Marc Quinn has completed a life-sized statue of Kate Moss, made entirely of 18kt gold, worth an estimated 2.6 million dollars.  Quinn has also done a plaster version of the same statue, as well as other projects depicting Moss.  Why?  Because his life is fantastic.

NIKKI BLONSKY WILL KICK YOU IN THE VAG

By brendon October 02, 2008 @ 8:15 AM

Almost exactly two months ago, "Hairpsray" star Nikki Blonsky was arrested at an airport on the Turks and Caicos Islands after getting into a fist fight with Americas Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden.  Details have been scarce since then, but now Golden tells of that fateful day in shocking, vagina kicking detail.   People magazine says…

Golden says (she) was returning from a family reunion for her dying grandfather when Nikki Blonsky became "very rude to my aunt."
An argument erupted between Blonsky's and Golden's families, then Blonsky's father Carl "punched my mom."
"He knocked her out," says Golden. "He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom."
Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki "takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that's when my mom fell out completely," says Golden.
"When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring," says she. "Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that."
Golden says her mother was airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull.
"Her face is still black and blue," she says.

Okay, look I don’t mean to paint with too broad a brush, but if a story starts with a black woman at some kind of counter, I’m already skeptical that she’s the innocent victim.  Black woman love yelling at people behind counters, usually about respect.  Also, fat people aren’t exactly known for their sudden movement and deadly punching power.  They’re known for pants with elastic waistbands and clutching their chest as they fight for air.  They’re not bears. 

YOUNG LESBIANS IN LOVE

By brendon October 02, 2008 @ 5:16 AM

It’s sweet when you see two people make a connection like this.  Even a jaded and combative dickhead like myself can't help but be touched.  It warms my heart.

This post is in response to all the people who complained about the mountains of content on here that they consider homophobic.  On a side note, Eyes up here Ms Titty Looker.

THIS DID NOT WORK AT ALL

By brendon October 01, 2008 @ 7:30 PM

The Jack White and Alicia Keys song for the next James Bond movie finally has a video, and it's way way worse than you could have ever imagined.  Jack White is awesome, but Alicia Keys is ridiculously out of place.  Her voice is way too small for this.  If her voice her was big as her ass, we'd be all set. 

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

By brendon October 01, 2008 @ 6:41 PM

Halle Berry, Leonardo DiCaprio, Natalie Portman, Sarah Silverman, Benecio Del Toro and Tobey Maguire are just a few of the stars in this video that stretches a 30 second premise into 5 excruciating minutes. They begin by telling you not to vote, and then they say it again.  In fact they say it for far longer than is appropriate, but then, buckle the fuck up, because there’s a twist coming that will completely blow your mind. I had to walk around the room for a little while with my hands above my head just to catch my breath.

BRITNEY IS HELPING

By brendon October 01, 2008 @ 12:41 PM

Speaking of Britney, she went by a middle school today in the Bronx, basically just to say hi and sign autographs and get some good press.  And it will work.  She looks good.  She looks really good.  The whole thing was kind of cute.  It makes me think.  There's a school like this right down the street from me.  Should I should do more stuff like this, maybe coach a sports team or repair equipment, instead of what I do now, which is to sell them drugs?

(picture source = splash news)



THE SEX TAPE IS REAL OR SOMETHING.

By brendon October 01, 2008 @ 12:15 PM

The Sun UK says that Britney Spears is attempting to buy the sex tape currently being shopped around by her ex, paparazzo/scumbag Adnan Ghalib.  

It is thought a pornography website is prepared to offer the photographer up to £5million for the footage.  But now she’s staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.  A pal told a newspaper: “Her lawyers have been working overtime. They’ve been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet.”

It really is amazing that Britney is on her way back.  She fell so hard, so fast, and it was just last year.  I guess some people have a hard time dealing with their fame and power.  I had similar problems once, because I'm so handsome.  When I went through puberty, teen pregnancy in Louisiana spiked by 192 percent.



SO UNCOMFORTABLE

By brendon October 01, 2008 @ 10:38 AM

Anne Hathaway was on David Letterman last night, and of course Dave is like a pit bull with a biting problem and he's not just gonna ask what her favorite color is, so the conversation quickly turned to the arrest of her ex-boyfriend for fraud. And it was so awkward and uncomfortable, the only way it could be any worse is if they did a split screen and showed your mom in a sexy outfit trying to seduce one of your friends.