Lacey Schwimmer is cunning

Despite the fact that she's been on 'Dancing With The Stars' for 5 seasons, Lacey Schwimmer still isn't very famous, and I rarely remember who she is when I see her, so it was very crafty of her to go to the pool at Hard Rock this weekend, take off most of her clothes... read more

Michael Jordan + Adolf Hitler = Kanye West

Apparently my grandmother isn't the only one who mentions basketball players right after reminding everyone of the days when one particular race was rounded up and sent to labor camps. Because Kanye West performed in London this weekend, and his mind works the same way.... read more

Blake Lively saved the day

Like the guy who still hangs out at his high school three years after graduation, Cameron Diaz made everyone feel uncomfortable at the Teen Choice Awards last night, so it's a good thing Blake Lively was also there to turn that frown upside down. It's like seeing a... read more

Tyra Banks is still young and sexy

Tyra Banks was also at the Teen Choice Awards last night in LA, because why wouldn't she be? The kids today love models from the 90's. That's why, when it was time to pick an outfit for the big night, she walked right into that Halloween store and bought the finest wig... read more

Cameron Diaz is the choice of teens

Cameron Diaz was at the Teen Choice Awards last night, I suppose as some kind of prank. Teens don't really like old ladies. Maybe it was a test to see if anyone would help her across the street or ask her about her grandchildren. The good news is she looked better than... read more

George Clooney really is dating Stacy Keibler

Life and Style will print literally anything, so not everyone believed them on Wednesday when they claimed that George Clooney was dating Stacy Keibler now. Son of a bitch. Just over a month following his announced split from Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney is now... read more

Lindsay has friends (up to a point)

When you're a famous actress, if someone like Coldplay has a concert, not only would you get "kick ass" seats, but you wouldn't even have to pay for them. They'd be a gift from the lead singer, because your friends with people like that. And then after the show, you'd go... read more

Rihanna in a bikini + site news

Okay first of all, I sort of need to apologize because the page sucked this week. More so than usual, I mean. I ran out of adderall and there was some issue with my prescription, and you know how slow and dull witted I normally am? Okay well that's me ON adderall. Divide... read more

Nicki Minaj had a little slip

Nicki Minaj performed on Good Morning America this morning as part of their Summer Concert Series, and there was almost no point during her song when her nipple wasn't showing. So it went horribly but who the hell thought this was a good idea anyway? Do Nicki Minaj and... read more

its Anne Hathaway as Catwoman

Christopher Nolan has tried to make his Batman moves seem grounded in reality, so you'll never see a bad guy say "ICE to see you" and then spray you with ice and Batman doesn't carry shark repellent on his belt. But I guess that get's tiring and so when it came time for... read more

Kate Bosworth has blue hair

Kate Bosworth went to the Coldplay concert in LA last night and showed off her hot new blue hair. Lindsay Lohan was there too and since someone else was getting attention she'll probably try something like this now too. But why not raise the bar, Lindsay? Might I suggest... read more

when did Heather Locklear get breasts

Heather Locklear is in London today for Samuel L. Jacksons Shooting Stars charity golf tournament to raise money for the Make A Wish foundation, and apparently her wish was to get breasts for the first time in her life. And her wish came true. What a heart warming post... read more