Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 12:12 PM


Just 72 days after Kim Kardashian made 18 million dollars off her wedding to malleable doofus Kris Humphries, she’ll reportedly file for divorce later today citing “irreconcilable differences”. Next up will come the divorce brought to you by, then her new dates sponsored by eharmony.

Kim Kardashian was Poison Ivy

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 10:59 AM


Kim Kardashian went to her halloween party in New York (without her husband, by the way) dressed as Batman villain Poison Ivy. Her costume didn’t have real poison ivy on it of course, so if you had sex with Kim Kardashian this weekend, the rash you have now isn’t from that.

(source = inf)

Heidi Klum makes necrophilia sexy

By brendon October 31, 2011 @ 10:36 AM


Heidi Klum held her annual Halloween party at TAO in Vegas this weekend and, as always, she had the most elaborate costume there, this time wearing this muscle diagram thing complimented with some sexy heels. So this is sort of what Heidi Klum will look like after she dies and I dig her up and take her on a date.

(image source = splash)

Mark Wahlberg says Tom Cruise fakes his stunts

By brendon October 28, 2011 @ 3:28 PM

Mark Wahlberg was on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and when the topic of Tom Cruise doing his own stunts for ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ came up, he essentially said he didn’t believe those stories. He also said he doesn’t bother doing his own stunts and relies on doubles to do all the work. For the record if there was any way to get his doubles to do all the acting from now on too, that would be great.

Britney looks… um… “healthy”.

By brendon October 28, 2011 @ 2:37 PM


Britney Spears began the UK leg of her Femme Fatale tour at the O2 arena in London last night, and for some inexplicable reason she wore this bikini top and daisy dukes. Seriously. WTF. Is “femme fatale” an ice cream flavor?

(images = flynet, story = daily mail)

Charlie Sheens TV show will be on FX

By brendon October 28, 2011 @ 1:09 PM


Considering how fantastically insane Charlie Sheen was just a few months ago, it would be ridiculous to think that he just sort of magically healed overnight and pretend all that other stuff never happened and then go into business with him. But Hollywood is dumb like that so that’s what they’re gonna do.

Specifically FX has ordered 10 episodes of the sitcom based on ‘Anger Management’, with Sheen producing and starring in the Jack Nicholson role. On top of that they have the option to buy 90 more if the initial ratings are good and if by some miracle Sheen is still alive 3 months from now.

(source = EW)

Jessica Biel needs to go home and change

By brendon October 28, 2011 @ 10:52 AM


“Hey. Where did you get those clothes… at the… toilet store?”

(image source of jessica biel last night in new york at fashion group international’s 28th annual night of stars = splash and getty. is she being sarcastic or something? the fuck is she wearing?)

a stuntman died on Expendables 2

By brendon October 28, 2011 @ 9:39 AM


An unidentified stuntman was killed during a planned explosion while filming the now ironically themed ‘Expendables 2′ yesterday in Bulgaria. This awesome Bulgarian newspaper has the poorly translated details (note: if you read it like Borat, the story becomes less sad).

A foreigner who performed stunts during the filming of the sequel to hit Hollywood action “The Expendables” has died on set in Bulgaria.
Two other stunt performers have been injured in a incident at a water reservoir at the town of Elin Pelin, outside of the Bulgarian capital Sofia, that took place Thursday night.
The incident occurred while filming a stunt with a fake bomb explosion in a rubber boat in the water reservoir.
bTV said the incident with the stunt performers has been confirmed by the authorities, with unofficial reports saying the movie for which the stunts were performed is “The Expendables 2″

If I were that guy I would still want them to use the footage. He gave his life for this stupid movie and now he’s not even gonna be in it. It reminds me of this show I saw during shark week that said sharks will sometimes bite someones arm off or something and then spit it out because they don’t like the way we taste. Really, asshole? That was my arm, I needed that, I don’t think it’s too much to ask that you actually eat it. Sharks can be real dicks.