Look, you hate Lindsay Lohan, I hate Lindsay Lohan, and everyone knows she’s still the same spoiled cunt she’s always been and she’s never gonna have any semblance of a career in Hollywood again, but for some reason she’s still considered to be news. I assure you, if I could make todays headline be that Kate Upton and Megan Fox made a sex tape, I would do that. But I can’t so instead it’s about Lindsay and her bullshit.
Lindsay Lohan will be in a Los Angeles courtroom on Thursday morning because the Los Angeles City Attorney wants to revist LiLo’s partying while under house arrest, Radar is exclusively reporting.
Lohan has a scheduled progress report hearing and Judge Stephanie Sautner has ordered the actress, 25, to appear. Typically, defendants do not have to appear unless there is an issue.
You may remember there was a lot of confusion after Lindsay failed an alcohol test while under house arrest. The sheriff, the probation department, and the judge all thought she was subject to tests, but apparently that order had lapsed. Then the judge refused to renew the order, and today the DA will try, again, to have it reinstated.
Keep in mind, Lindsay told Vanity Fair she used drugs in December of 2005. 6 years, 5 trips to jail and 6 trips to rehab later, and she still is. She failed a drug test for cocaine on September 17, 2010. She failed a test for alcohol last month. She drank WHILE IN REHAB at Betty Ford. Yet the DA actually has to beg the judge to have her tested for drugs and alcohol. Because everyone deserves a 14th chance, according to the judge. “I’ve just got a lucky feeling this time,” she’ll probably say.