Justin Bieber is a total badass

Justin Bieber flipped off the paparazzi last night in London on his way to have dinner at Mr. Chows with some friends and whoever this girl is. She's probably his little fuck slave now. Justin Bieber takes what he wants. These paparazzi should stay out of his way and go... read more

Britney Spears wore this bikini

Britney Spears is down in Rio this week for her Femme Fatale tour, but today she's at her hotel with her boyfriend and mom and two kids. In fact she's out by the pool. In this tiny, bright green bikini. If I were her dad I'd show these to the judge who gave him the... read more

Kristen Stewart was "sexy"

The tabloids are losing their mind today because Kristen Stewart, who is plain and ordinary in every way, wore this dress with a slit up the side at the 'Twilight' premiere last night. Unfortunately she's so awkward and boyish that she stood there with her leg at a 30... read more

Jennifer Love Hewitt isnt fooling anyone

I don't know how this works because women's bodies are a baffling mystery, but Jennifer Love Hewitts tits are half the size they used to be while her ass has at least doubled. And instead of working out and getting implants before going to last nights Hollywood premiere... read more

Jerry Sanduskys lawyer is a pedophile too

If you watched Jerry Sanduskys interview on NBC last night, then you saw his attorney, Joe Amendola. His first job in defending his client will be to put aside any personal feelings he may have about an adult having sex with a minor. Because he's into that too, and he... read more

its the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar

When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that's when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For this it's Chrissy Teigen, who I already sort of know a little bit. Needless to say... read more

the Jerry Sandusky interview (full video)

As if he wasn't smug enough already, Bob Costas somehow got a phone interview with Jerry Sandusky that aired last night on NBCs 'Rock Center', and despite being a pompous jackass he actually did a really good job. Especially at getting Sandusky to creep everyone the... read more

Brad Pitt will retire in 3 years

Brad Pitt told the Australian version of 60 Minutes that he plans to retire from acting in three years, when he'll be 50, so that he can spend more time producing. Then he said he hopes Australia gets swallowed up by the ocean. Brad Pitt has controversial opinions! ... read more

Jerry Sandusky has an interview on NBC tonight

NBC has sent out a press release saying Jerry Sandusky admitted to showering and "horsing around" with young boys but denied that he is a pedophile in an interview that will air on 'Rock Center' tonight at 10 pm/9 CT. "I say that I am innocent of those charges," said... read more

Kelly Brook is really good at twitter

I have no idea who Leigh Francis is, but last night he sent a tweet to Kelly Brook asking, 'Is this real Kelly brook or a dirty old hairy man pretending to be Kelly brook?" Shockingly, and I say that because what he wrote wasn't clever or capitalized correctly, she... read more

Jennifer Nicole Lee is very famous

Fitness expert Jennifer Nicole Lee went rollerblading in Miami yesterday in a bikini, and that's not really relevant to anything except that I really love whores. (source = splash) [gallery guid=807338] read more

Jerry Sandusky is at the airport?

(SECOND SELF SERVING UPDATE - TMZ took their original story down, and now admit it wasn't him. here's a cap of what they had before) TMZ has a picture that they say shows Jerry Sandusky at LaGuardia airport in New York this morning, and even though the guy doesn't look... read more