Roman Polanski’s Little Girl Rape Victim Is Grown Up and Writing a Book

July 27, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For some reason people are shocked that Samantha Geimer is using a photo of herself at the age of 13 as the cover image of her autobiography centered heavily around her 1970’s rape by director Roman Polanski. Though she was 13 when she was raped and the photo was taken by Polanski himself a couple […]

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Kim Kardashian Wanted to Apologize to Kris Humphreys on Skype

July 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Word is out that Kim Kardashian felt heartsick that Kris Humphreys never believed she loved him and that their wedding was just a financial scam for reality TV. So she wanted to set up a Skype chat with Kris to apologize to him, make it right, and let him know she really did love him […]

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Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

July 27, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It takes a confident woman to birth a couple or three kids and still wear a skimpy bikini bottom out in public. You’ve got to make sure all that junk is tucked away properly, like folding up a sleeping bag tight enough to get it back into its case, you can’t half-ass that shit or […]

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Justin Bieber Spit On A Bunch Of Fans

July 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What the fuck is this kid’s deal with spitting on people? Bieber was photographed hocking a loogie off his balcony onto a crowd of adoring, if misguided, fans below. Last week we told you that he was in trouble again after he got into an altercation with a dude at a club and spit in […]

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Heidi Klum’s Mom Is Her Racy Instagram Photographer

July 27, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum revealed that she taps her mom with the responsibility of snapping her half-naked Instagram photos. Nobody really knows their kids body better than a parent I suppose, in some creepy kind of way I’d prefer not to think about. Someday, I’d like to have kids that grow up to ask me to take […]

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Victoria Silvstedt Upskirt In Saint Tropez

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Amanda Bynes Leaves the Psych Ward

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes is out of psychiatric hold and back under a blanket. I thought maybe the blanket was a metaphor for how she’s been devastated by the media culture. But now I think she’s just trying to hide the fact that she’s looking more and more like the boy from Powder. What does the future […]

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Miley Cyrus Poses Nude For Charity

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is a girl who benefits from the black and white medium. Also closing her mouth and and being naked and being Photoshopped. I’d wear her naked on a t-shirt for charity. Even if that charity is for skin cancer who has tried desperately hard to get people to stop being naked. Photo Credit: […]

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The Girl from The Wonder Years Films an Avril Lavigne Music Video

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Talk about the confluence of artistic powerhouses. Winnie Cooper and Avril Lavigne hooking up can only mean one thing — epic music video. I almost can’t wait not to ever watch it. I might be tempted, I do love Winnie Cooper, but I’ll never last through the VEVO commercial. Sk8ter boi, out! Photo Credit: FameFlynet, […]

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Amanda Bynes Parents Want Custody Since She’s Fucking Nuts And All

July 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes’ parents will go to court today to try and prove that the former child star needs to be in their care because she is, you know, fucking krazy with a K. We told you about Bynes’ being picked up for starting a fire in an old lady’s driveway and dowsing herself and her […]

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