guess who gets mentioned here

This is the first I’ve heard of it, but apparently Jennifer Aniston used to be married to Brad Pitt. Elle magazine somehow got Jenn to open up about those days for their latest issue, probably by using some kind of torture. "I don't owe anybody anything. I don't owe... read more

miley is a serious runner

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Justin Gaston went for a jog near her house in Toluca Lake, and like most runners she wore denim jean shorts and a bikini top and shoes with a heel the thickness of a tortilla. In other words, standard running gear. It wasn’t for attention.... read more

adam lambert might be gay

I used my Jump To Conclusions mat after seeing these pictures of American Idol finalist Adam Lambert on Vote for the Worst, because I wanted to know if he might be gay. I landed on Accept It, so now it's official. Burning Man is like the Gay Olympics, a race to see who... read more

melissa theuriau is not from here

French newscaster Mélissa Theuriau was in Miami with her monkeyman husband and his creepy arm this weekend. She looks terrific considering she had a kid just three months ago. I can’t even begin to guess how that dude is doing this. I assume it has something to do with... read more

megan fox is ridiculous

Megan Fox seems to get better looking by the day. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Her vagina could have a snapping mouth come out of it like the queen in Aliens and I’d still take my chances. (image source = pacific coast news)[gallery id="10058"] read more

this is so uncomfortable

These pictures of Melissa Theuriau and MonkeyMan are creepy. He's like a little pygmy. Or retard. It looks like a sexual assault. Like she's one of those crazy nurses who molest retarded patients. She would bring him apple slices and then lick his neck when they were... read more

the good kardashian is in miami

I can't remember which one is Kourtney and which one is Khloe, but the one who doesn’t look like something you’d see in the woods under a net really is the hottest of all the Kardashians. And she spent the weekend in Miami relaxing by a pool. Also pictured: her giant... read more

tila tequilla is a big star

I don’t like those goddamn Vietnamese because they tried with great vigor to kill my dad for several years, but I do like Asian chicks with big tits. Needless to say my penis is in quite the quandary right now. When last seen he was down by the ocean, sitting on a rock... read more

melissa theuriau is in miami

Just a few more picture of Melissa Theuriau and MonkeyMan. It really is remarkable to see one of the most beautiful women in the world with someone this visually disturbing. The fact that this dude not only got this girl but married her and then had a kid with her should... read more

bouncy bouncy

Jennifer Tilly is a hardcore poker player, and Saturday night she played in the Seventh Annual World Poker Tour Invitational in LA. More importantly, she made her case as the worlds hottest 50-year-old. And by that I mean, “tits”.[gallery id="10063"] read more

chris brown is really sorry

As part of the big reconciliation weekend for Chris Brown and Rihanna in Miami today, just three weeks after beating the shit out of her, Chris held a little pool party for some bitches, Zero percent of whom were Rihanna. It’s kind of touching to see him take this so... read more

look out rihanna!

Chris Brown and Rihanna are in Miami this weekend of course, and that bitch better mind her manners unless she wants another one of these. (image source = mavrix online)[gallery columns="6"] read more