Madonna has still got it

If this was a message board, the thread title for these pictures of Madonna, today in New York directing a movie called "W.E.", would have a .gif of the word HOT with flames coming off it, to make sure no one missed all the sexy pictures inside. (image source = fame)... read more

Taylor Swift was scared of Kanye at the VMAs

When someone has a conversation interrupted by stranger who later apologizes several times, the survivor typically goes on to lead a normal life. But others are so haunted by the event, they must confront their attacker musically. And so last night at the 2010 VMA's,... read more

Megan Fox forgot her make up

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green took Brian's son Kassius to the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto yesterday, and as you can see, the great thing about dating a naturally beautiful girl is that she doesn't have to wear make up or put on sexy clothes to look good. In... read more

Katy Perry won the VMAs

Katy Perry was the hottest one at last nights VMA's, but mostly because, as always, no one else really tried. But her evening of triumph got off to a bad start when the guy in the Moonman costume tried to punch her in the face. My exclusive sources tell me it was because... read more

Lindsay Lohan was on the VMAs

Lindsay Lohan made a special appearance last night during the intro for the VMA's, and her acting in this sketch should answer a lot of her skeptics. If anyone has been claiming she can't stand awkwardly in a hallway and add nothing to a joke, they've got some... read more

Lady Gaga wore a meat dress to the VMAs

MTV continues to schedule the VMA's on the same Sunday as week 1 of the NFL, and I mention that as my way of asking, "Anyone know what happened at the VMA's?" Because that shit is boring and I didn't watch it. According to Us magazine, the winner for Video of the Year... read more

Lindsay Lohan has red hair again

Lindsay Lohans downward spiral all began when she started dyeing her hair blond, even though girls with red hair and big tits are the second best kind of girl, only behind Asian girls with big tits. If I dated an Asian girl with big tits and red hair, after a few weeks... read more

you'll never guess who this is

Are you ready for the answer? It's pretty unexpected so brace yourself. It's Britney. Spears. Oh, I know, right? She went to a Johnny Rockets in Calabasas yesterday, which is strange because you would assume she would still be at the hair salon. Until they finished her... read more

Seriously?

Let me get this straight: Jessica Simpson, who has doubled in size since June, pulled her hair back, put on a saggy dress, then looked in a mirror and said, "Nice. Okay. We're done here, this is it. I'm going to a fashion show, that will be on TV, and have lots of... read more

Halle Berry has taken a new lover

Halle Berry has been seen a lot with ex boyfriend Gabriel Aubry lately, which sort of makes sense since they dated for 4 years and had a little girl together in 2008, but since they broke up in April, she hasn't had much of a social life. "Will this gorgeous millionaire... read more

Lisa Marie Presley is a drunk

Lisa Marie Presley landed in a heap on the stairs to her London hotel, but to be fair, she was incredibly drunk. Based on my experience with dozens of stoned suburban white girls, it's safe to say they're not natural climbers. I have one of those Scooby Doo levers that... read more

Miley Cyrus knows how to dress

Miley Cyrus went to Panera Bread for lunch this afternoon, and… seriously? Is this how the young people are dressing these days? To go to Panera Bread? I can't shake the feeling that I got screwed. I'm gonna call all the girls I went to high school with and tell them... read more

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