Stacy Keibler has been a attractive for a while now

By brendon March 29, 2012 @ 7:58 PM

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Some pictures of Stacy Keibler modeling lingerie back in 2008 showed up online today for some reason, and these are news worthy because shut up.

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Uma Thurman is thoughtless

By brendon March 29, 2012 @ 6:53 PM

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The very very very pregnant Uma Thurman spent another day diving off her yacht near St. Barts today, so if you were on the beach in St. Barts, and a mysterious rouge wave wiped out your picnic, you know who to blame.

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Lindsay Lohan still not off probation, done lying

By brendon March 29, 2012 @ 5:32 PM

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People magazine says today that, “As long as she stays out of trouble, Lindsay Lohan’s days in criminal court have finally come to an end.”

That’s pretty much true for all of us by the way, except for Lindsay ironically, because she’s still on probation and will be for another two and a half years. All that happened today was that she finished her formal probation, meaning she won’t have to regularly appear in court for progress reports.

Later People says:

The actress, who is attempting a career comeback (has) signed on to play Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime movie Liz and Dick.

That’s still not technically true, by the way. Lindsay has been saying it for months but whatever. None of this matters. Just last week she was accused of driving into a guys leg and hit and run, probably while yelling, “fuck you knee, you can’t tell me where to drive!”, so it’s not like she’ll be out of jail for long.

James Franco is all up in this bitch

By brendon March 29, 2012 @ 4:22 PM

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Academy Award nominee James Franco filmed some scenes for ‘Spring Breakers’ yesterday in St. Petersburg, playing a rapper named ‘Alien’, who for some reason looks like Gary Oldman in ‘True Romance’. And if you’ve ever heard a Justin Bieber interview, you’ll know that it’s also what Justin Bieber thinks he looks like.

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‘Anchorman 2′ will make that little kitty pur

By brendon March 29, 2012 @ 1:58 PM

Will Ferrell interrupted Conan O’Brien last night to sooth the crowd with a little jazz flute, give him some much needed advice, and then to announce that Paramount has finally gotten their head out of their ass and agreed to let him do a sequel to ‘Anchorman’.

Adam McKay will direct again, Judd Apatow will produce again, and Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and David Koechner are all expected back. Christina Applegate may not return however, but not because she’s on Whore Island. Apparently that’s not a real place, unless you count Australia.

Carson Daly apparently said something homophobic

By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 8:21 PM

On his morning radio show in LA today, Carson Daly was talking about the JetBlue pilot who freaked out, started screaming about a bomb, and telling everyone to start praying, and how lucky it was that the passengers were able to subdue him.

“Most of the people were on their way to some sort of security conference in Las Vegas … it was like a bunch of dudes and well trained dudes … thank god.”

And then he added…

“With my luck, it would be like … ‘this is the flight going to [the gay pride parade] in San Francisco.”

And now PC idiots are blowing that last part out of proportion, putting words in his mouth, and accusing him of being homophobic. Even though what he said was a joke, and sort of right. If nothing else gay guys might be less likely to chase a pilot down and tackle him because it makes them look desperate for a man.

its Selena Gomez at work on her bikini movie

By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 7:07 PM

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Selena Gomez was on the set of ‘Spring Breakers’ today, playing a character is named Faith. Vanessa Hudgens’ character is named Candy. That probably helps explain why Vanessa had money stuffed into her bikini and Selena didn’t. Because girls named Candy know how to party. If you ever meet a girl in a bikini named Candy just ask for a blowjob right then and there. At worst the answer will be, “Weelll, I really shouldn’t…”

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Vanessa Hudgens on the set of ‘Spring Breakers’

By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 6:17 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens is in St. Petersburg, Florida, today filming ‘Spring Breakers’, and as you can see by the money stuffed into her bikini, it looks like a pretty fancy movie. The theatre will probably even pass out those glasses on sticks like rich people at the opera use.

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