Rosario Dawson can do this

The last thing I remember was opening the second picture of Rosario Dawson during a photoshoot for the Big Red Book, and then there was this blissful white light, and then I felt a sense of calm, and then I was riding a Pegasus over a rainbow while a talking eagle taught me the true meaning of friendship. She's that hot, people. She's that's hot. [gallery columns="6"]

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Paris Hilton is embarrassing

Watching Paris Hilton stumble and screech through a version of Rod Stewarts "Do You Think I'm Sexy" from her upcoming album is pretty much why God invented the phrase "fucking trainwreck". It's really uncomfortable. And yet she looks so pleased with herself. Watching her try to act sexy is just embarrassing, like watching your mom try to act sexy. But feel free to click here and watch it if you're into that of thing....

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Alyssa Milano is 12

It's hard to say why Alyssa Milano went to a Mets game last week with one retainer and zero bra's. It's a troubling image, the kind you normally only see on Dateline. Girls with racks like that aren't supposed to be wearing retainers. She might as well be licking a giant lollipop with her hair in pigtails. Especially weird since she's a Mets fan. I'm a Saints fan, so I don't know much about how to get a team to win,...

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Kevin Federline is still a jackass

Kevin Federline recently bought a $300,000 watch without telling wife Britney Spears first. Which actually might not be that bad because that's the exact amount he was paid to record an album and tour in Japan. Which actually does make it that bad, because he finally received a pay check for once and immediately pissed it away, so now it's back to Britney to pay for everything. But don't stop hating Kevin now, there's...

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Lindsay Lohan is moving

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly looking to buy a home in London after falling for a mystery man who lives there. The Sun UK guesses that her new love interest might be Harry Judd of the Brit boy band McFly, whom she met while filming 'Just My Luck' and is apparently still interested in. Lohan told Interview magazine: "I want to get a place in London. I kind of like a boy in London." I have no idea what McFly is, and the...

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Michelle Rodriguez is out of jail

Michelle Rodriguez was released from a Los Angeles County jail after serving four hours and 20 minutes of a 60 day sentence for violating her probation. Rodriguez was on probation after a long line of driving related offenses, including driving 90 mph in a 35 mph zone, 83 mph in a 50 mph zone and 80 mph in a 50 mph zone. In 2003, she was charged with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus...

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John Mayer hates George Takei

TMZ has video today of John Mayer adding to the list of people goofing on spoiled fat-ass Brandon Davis. In this short clip taken outside of the club Hyde in Los Angeles, Mayer wonders how hard it might be to design a wig that could drench him in sweat while walking down the street and berating another celebrity. Just like Brandon Davis. Except, in this case, Mayer would yell at George Takei. For some reason. Mayer...

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Jessica Simpson is natural

When you're in a pretend sexual relationship with Jessica Simpson like I am, you see her like this all the time. Like she just woke up, with no make up and her hair a mess. And even here she's pretty. Pretty like a rainbow. A rainbow with thick lips and a kick ass rack. [gallery columns="6"]

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Ben Affleck is tough

Ben Affleck spent his Memorial Day in the emergency room of a Boston hospital being treated for a headache. Affleck's wife, Jennifer Garner, drove him to the hospital at around 2:30 p.m., and Affleck was released about two hours later after receiving treatment in the E.R. Affleck's spokesman said: "Ben Affleck was treated for a migraine at Mt. Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Mass., today. He was released this afternoon,...

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Everyone hates 'the Break Up'

Last week, the New York Post ran a story about the potential box office disaster that is 'the Break Up', starring Jennifer Ansiton and Vince Vaughn. Page Six said, "Tracking surveys indicate potential audiences aren't overly enthusiastic about 'The Break-Up,' ... Aniston is probably one or two steps away from competing with Helen Hunt for HBO roles." And now the first reviews are in from the Hollywood trade papers,...

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Angelina Jolie is frisky

Although there have been few specifics about the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt in Namibia on Saturday, most reports are saying Angelina Jolie underwent a planned c-section. So why would a healthy 30 year old woman choose to have a complicated surgery in a country with less than exemplary medical care? According to one email, it's because of her STD. Herpes, to be specific. "So I had to contribute a tid bit I heard when I...

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Everyone saw 'X Men 3'

'X Men: The Last Stand' grossed 107 million dollars in its first weekend in North America, making it the fourth biggest debut of all time. Only 'Spider Man' (114.8 million) 'Star Wars Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith' (108.4 million) and 'Shrek 2' (108 million) made more in the first three days. It was also the largest opening by far for the three 'X Men' movies. The first 'X Men' made 54 million in its debut, 'X...

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Adrianne Curry is married, insane

Adrianne Curry, who won the original 'America's Next Top Model', was married Saturday in Illinois to Christopher Knight, who played Peter on 'The Brady Bunch'. The pair met while filming 'The Surreal Life' on VH1, then went on to star in 'My Fair Brady', the reality show that chronicled their romance. She is 23, he is 48. The ceremony had a Goth theme, with Currys bridesmaids dressed in blood-red dresses and Knights...

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Gwen Stefani is a mom

Gwen Stefani gave birth to a boy named Kingston James McGregor Rossdale late Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Both mother and child are doing well. It's the first child for Stefani, 36, the second for Gavin Rossdale, 40, her husband of three years. In 2004, Rossdale found out that he has a 16-year-old daughter with an ex-girlfriend. On Saturday, Rossdale said, "Gwen's doing great! She looks...

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Angelina Jolie is a mom

Angelina Jolie gave birth to a baby girl, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, on Saturday in Namibia, Africa. Boyfriend Brad Pitt was at Angelina's side when their daughter was born. Jolie is doing well but is expected to remain in the hospital for a few days before returning to the local resort where the two have been staying since April. Shiloh is the first biological child for both Pitt and Jolie. Jolie adopted Maddox, 4,...

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