It used to be that when Argentineans fled to Miami, there was some kind of Nazi manhunt underway. Now it’s just swimsuit models with sweet asses in thongs on the beach. I’m not implying that’s worse, just less interesting.... READ MORE

Flamboyant ice skater Johnny Weir and his husband Victor Voronov are getting gay divorced after a couple years of fabulous marriage. The triple toe-looping star released a statement saying that he and Voronov have not been happy for a while and... READ MORE

Kanye West announced he has a new song in the works just for his fair bride at their Big French Wedding in May. The working title is (Tap That) Sugar Bear Bitch or something similarly romantic. Just imagine Yeezus... READ MORE

Charlize Theron still looks pretty good. Sean Penn must be better at tempering his rage when he learns nobody is watching Ronan Farrow on MSNBC or Guantanamo inmates are not being permitted to watch Buzkashi matches in high definition.... READ MORE

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Hey everyone, look at Miley Cyrus being nonchalant and edgy again! She wants everyone to see this bruise on her ass, but people are going to lose their shit, y’all, when they realize that her finger is touching her... READ MORE

I guess I’m old. I remember when you used to go to a restaurant for some chow and then you thanked your server with a tip and left. There were few lingering emotional connections, just a fucking burger and... READ MORE

I don’t understand Dancing with the Stars. Who are the stars? The hard looking Crimean immigrant dancers? The slag of former childhood stars, retired athletes, and Teen Beat covers from the 80’s they dope up and dress in sequins... READ MORE

There’s nothing worse than when somebody takes a stunt too far. Like when you agree to lay on the golf course and have a tee and ball placed in your bare ass cheeks for cash, like many women do... READ MORE

There’s a place in Utah I think, maybe it moved since last I checked. It makes all the celebrity perfumes. They send the celebrity team a list of a few artificial smell ingredients they can check off to personalize... READ MORE