You’ll occasionally see a brainy NFL player. They’re the guys tearfully quitting the game early because they’ve just read studies on long term concussive injuries. Once in a while, you’ll encounter a smart gang member. They’re always getting themselves... READ MORE

Lesbian lesser born hobbit Justin Bieber is trying to make a plea deal with his neighbor’s lawyers over the infamous egging incident. The LA County DA asked to meet with Bieber’s undead lawyer Howard Weitzman to discuss the deal.... READ MORE

Kardashian matriarch and all around horrible person Kris Jenner is being stalked and extorted over a possible sex tape. It seems like some creeper claims he has a sex tape of the reality “star” and is threatening to release... READ MORE

I’m not certain the world needs another teen heartthrobs Hunger Games type book series for kids too illiterate to read real science fiction. Any time a story synopsis leads with ‘Set in a dystopian future…’ it’s going to be... READ MORE

While we don’t know if Miley Cyrus and her friends were performing this obnoxious rendition of “Baby Got Back” at the very moment that her tour bus was on fire, it is pretty fun to imagine that was the... READ MORE

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TLC announced yesterday that at some point in June, it will air a one-time special featuring Kate Gosselin and her eight children to answer the biggest question on every asshole’s mind: “Why haven’t those poor children been taken away... READ MORE

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The Duke porn star who was outed by one of her douchebag friends was a guest on HLN’s Dr. Drew On Call yesterday, during which the host and a panel of perfect so-called experts did their best to talk... READ MORE

I’m getting really fucking close to learning this girls name. I’m perhaps one solid wardrobe malfunction away from assigning the frontal lobe power required to pronounce a foreign name. It’s too late for the current generation, but it would... READ MORE