March 19, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Scarlett Johansson is pretty smart. She managed to carefully navigate a response to being called out in Dylan Farrow’s ‘I Got Fondled And Nobody Gives a Shit’ letter as one of the actors who should be ashamed to be...
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March 19, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s been a long day. I just want to kick back and check out a coked out just okay looking supermodel drinking wine on a yacht in St. Bart’s. Kate Moss is perfect for that. I think she’s got...
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March 19, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Some people just can’t let shit go. So Jenny McCarthy turned the killer kids disease clock back a couple hundred years with her campaign over the last several years to scare the shit out of people from vaccinating their...
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March 19, 2014 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
I come to this tale with a little jealousy. I’ve been wanting to vomit on Lady Gaga’s face long before this fancy pants performance artist came and spit up colored milk all over her damaged koala looking frontside. I...
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March 19, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The true tragedy of that missing Malaysian jet liner has yet to unfold. As far as collateral damage, I can tell you that my plans to never ever visit Malaysia have been extended by ten more years. It’s not...
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March 19, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
This Jennifer Nicole Lee fitness instructor slash I guess she’s a model likes to do that peekaboo trick with her bikini bottom where she almost shows you her waxed cooch. This could be seen as sexy, or the most...
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March 19, 2014 |
celebrity |
editor|
Farrah Abraham has just released an autotuned monstrosity called Blowin. Yes, it’s really called Blowin but she means “Blowin all the bullies away” and not in a “I’m blowin’ James Deen until I can no longer taste my own...
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March 18, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
In life, people will only measure you on your improvement in situation. People love to say shit like ‘Hey, you lost weight’ or ‘I heard you got a big promotion!’ Nobody ever says ‘That’s great that you used to...
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March 18, 2014 |
celebrity |
editor|
Legally registered asshole Kanye West plead no contest to battery charges and was sentenced to two year probation and anger management classes. The charges stem from an incident in July when West lost it on a photographer named Daniel...
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March 18, 2014 |
video |
editor|
The Duke porn star known as Belle Knox, whose secret career was outed by a really unimaginative frat boy at her school, appeared on The View yesterday to talk about why, among other things, she got into porn in...
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