Based on the holiday photos that Mariah Carey posts on her Instagram account, we could probably make a case that the private greeting cards that she sends to friends and family are downright pornographic. Nick Cannon’s 44-year old wife... READ MORE

People in Australia must love their news as boring as humanly possible, because that’s the only reason that would explain why anyone over there would give a crap about Khloe Kardashian‘s appearance on the morning show Sunrise today. The... READ MORE

George Washington exploited slaves, Christopher Columbus was a heartless racist, and Martin Luther King Jr. liked to bang women not his wife. But what St. Patrick did might have out-assholed all of his fellow holiday honorees. There were never... READ MORE

You don’t just get handed the title of international model. First, you have to model, second, you have to model internationally. I haven’t seen international model Jenna Bentley’s enormous yabbos since the scandal with her grinding on top of... READ MORE

It’s not divorce that fucks up kids, it’s their bio and step moms coming to their Little League showing off their tits to outdo each other that will get you into a small animal torture pathology. Eddie Cibrian made... READ MORE

Who says you can’t go home again? Pamela Anderson is back together with her first-person POV erotic documentary film producer ex-husband, Rick Salomon. Apparently her teen boys are getting along with him famously during their week back from their... READ MORE

The Kardashian publicity machine came up with the line a few months back that Bruce Jenner is still very much a man totally into sports and riding his motorcycle and flying his remote controlled helicopters. They also mentioned bear... READ MORE

Used to be you could be from Paraguay and tell people you were whoever you wanted to be and they had no way of looking you up. But now digital media and a fifth grade knowledge of Spanish has... READ MORE

The rumors of Seinfeld actor Wayne Knight’s death have been greatly exaggerated. Over the weekend a bullshit fake TMZ website claimed that the dude who played Newman on Seinfeld had died in a traffic accident in Pennsylvania. Many Facebook... READ MORE

May I politely ask, is my ballot filled out correctly so that I won’t be shot in the jowls by Russian soldiers? Who the hell gets a 97% vote in a legit ballot? You can’t get 97% when you... READ MORE