Talk all you want about Tiger Moms or PTA Moms or JAP Moms, there’s nobody fiercer than Stripper Moms. Kendra hasn’t worked the private party dance scene in a few years, but you don’t just shake your georges-in-the-garter roots.... READ MORE

Canadian chode Drake is now officially and exclusively dating Rihanna. The two annoying superstars have been rumored to be hooking up for a while. This has reportedly caused tension between Drake and Rihanna’s former lover, Chris Brown, who thinks... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus spent the weekend dodging frivolous lawsuits by recording a new single with The Flaming Lips’ frontman Wayne Coyne, and the song in question that she’s loaning her trademark hillbilly twang to is the Beatles’ “Lucy in the... READ MORE

Ever the caring provider and girl with huge breasts, Nicki Minaj posted a series of photos from her new music video shoot for the song “Senile” on Instgram yesterday, and they actually answer some very important questions about the... READ MORE

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A very well-respected and honored member of the Jewish religion, Madonna showed off her appreciation for the costume party angle of Purim by posting a shot of her dressed as Daenerys from Game of Thrones on Instagram yesterday. Get... READ MORE

I’m not sure why Scarlett Johansson is so blurry, maybe she’s sad. This movie Under the Skin will likely be as boring as the rest of Scotland, no offense to Scotland, naturally. There are worse things than boring. Look... READ MORE

I feel like this Venezuelan fitness instructor would make a good wife. Especially if you were wagoning out to settle the West. She’s strong and firm and has a solid breeding ass. I don’t know what a breeding ass... READ MORE

Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab. Again. You’d have to think Anger Rehab has a pretty high rate of rule breakers, and Chris is one of them. He got tossed out of the last place for throwing a... READ MORE

Fuck, I was pulling hard for this guy with the 132-pound nut sack. He survived surgery to get his ginormous gonads removed and his junk entirely rebuilt only to fall to diabetes and a heart attack. That’s just God... READ MORE