kate gosselin is still a delight on ‘dancing with the stars’

By brendon March 30, 2010 @ 11:23 AM




Kate Gosselin is famous because she had a cable show called ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8′ and her condescending attitude was so relentless that her male partner couldn’t take it anymore. But that’s all changed. Now she does all that on ‘Dancing With The Stars’.

During dance rehearsals, (her partner) Tony Dovolani, quit. That’s right, quit. As in took his mic off and walked out. Their problems simply began with a lack of communication. As Tony feels undermined by Kate, she feels as though he isn’t taking into consideration with how she learns. Alas, Tony returns after saying he quit and leaving Kate in tears. She thanks him for returning, saying, “A lot of people quit on me in life.”
The trainwreck that ensues is too painful to watch. Kate’s stiff and robotic movements were not nearly as bad as the frightened, frozen look on her face during her jive. She forgot most of the choreography and frequently spoke to Tony mid-dance, presumably to ask what the hell she was doing.

The best part of the video is the end because Kate looks so bewildered, as if this impossible man, who has been on the show for 9 seasons, is a monster who doesn’t know how to teach dancing right. She says “I don’t get it” again and again. And of course she doesn’t get it. She’s a fucking moron, whose only talent was to have kids flying out of her vagina, one after the other, like it was a slide at a water park.

kim got dumped because of the sex tape

By brendon March 30, 2010 @ 10:32 AM

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According to Kim Kardashian, she broke up with Reggie Bush because he wasn’t ready to settle down and get married, but consider this: women are black hearted monsters and they lie.

Kim Kardashian was dumped by Reggie Bush because of her sex tape.
“Reggie’s mom just could not get over the fact that Kim had a sex tape. Reggie and his family are very conservative, and he told Kim that a marriage is never going to happen between them because of the tape.”
Kim is said to regret the video more than ever now as she believes she would still be with Reggie, 25, if it had never been made public.
“She’s still crazy about him. If she didn’t have the sex tape, she could have been Mrs. Bush.”

I like Reggie but his mom sounds like a horrible person. She just wants to censor independent filmmakers like Kim, to stop them from expressing their opinion about love. Why don’t you go back to Russia bitch. If a hot girl wants to get naked and film it while she has sex, I may not like it either but her voice has a right to be heard.

(image source = splash news online and wenn)

kelly brook is the winner

By brendon March 30, 2010 @ 7:15 AM

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I was all pouty about comcast and their shitty service yesterday, so I forgot to post these pictures of Kelly Brook in a new campaign for Ultimo lingerie. Aw she’s just fantastic. Beautiful face, huge breasts, long hair, huge breasts, that sexy British accent, and let’s not forget about her huge breasts. If God had a girlfriend, she’d look like Kelly Brook.

(source = splash news online)

ricky martin claims hes gay

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 5:49 PM

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Ricky Martin has gone on his website to talk about his upcoming memoirs, and he talks a bit about his mindset for this whole thing, but then out of nowhere he drops the bombshell that he’s sexually attracted to other men! Just when you think you know someone too.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.
What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.
I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

It must feel good to stop living this double life. He’s had this secret bottled up inside for so long, now he can finally be free. And since he was flamingly gay before, that means the new Ricky could break every record for Most Amount Of Gay.

people are already writing lindsays obituary

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 4:50 PM

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Apparently the rumors about Lindsay Lohans drug addiction paint a picture of a life so out of control that news outlets are already writing her obituary, so they’ll be ready when she drops to her knees for the last time.

And right on cue, Saturday night she left a party in LA while some unidentified white powder exploded out of her shoes. Her heels were huge and there was so much smoke it looked like dry ice in a KISS video. Was it baby powder? Donuts? Who knows. In her defense, it seems unlikely that it was coke. You can tell by the way she’s not on all fours licking the bricks.

(source = pacific coast news)

mindy mccready has a sex tape

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 4:33 PM

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Mindy McCready has had a gold record, a platinum record, and 12 singles in the Billboard top 100, including two top 10s and a number 1. But that all ended in 2002. Since then she’s only made the news for drinking an impossible amount of alcohol and revealing an affair with Roger Clemmons that began when she was 15 (he was 28). If all this sounds like the kind of girl who would make a sex tape, you guessed right. Fox says…

Vivid Entertainment, the company that released Kardashian’s video, is releasing a sex tape starring controversial country crooner Mindy McCready and a former boyfriend named “Peter.”
A source close to the situation said that McCready and her ex engage in explicit sex in the XXX video. But that’s not all.
(She also talks about)her alleged affair with married pitcher Roger Clemens. In fact the video is interspersed with graphic details of several raunchy romps with a slew of stars.
“Baseball Mistress” will go on sale on Vivid.com on April 19.

McCready hasn’t had anything to say about this yet. She was probably too busy running off to sleep with someones husband.

divorce is now inevitable

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 3:38 PM

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Sandra Bullock has spent the past few weeks in Austin, Texas, hiding from the media as stories of her husbands infidelity came in like waves. But this weekend she returned to LA, and it’s safe to say absence from Jesse did not make her heart grow fonder. Popeater says…

“It’s over,” a friend of Bullock tells me. “After everything that has happened, it is impossible for them to get back together, even though I’m sure she still loves the man she thought he was.”
Sandra is already back in the Hollywood Hills home she lived in before her marriage and never sold. Neighbors remarked about all the activity at the house with cars coming and going in the last few days.
“Sandra has returned home to face the problem head-on. She isn’t the sort of woman to bury her head in the sand and hope everything will go away,” said an insider. “As painful as this is going to be, expect Sandra to cut out the cancer very soon.”

I can’t even get a girl to make me a sandwich, much less share her 100 million dollar fortune while I bang some whores, so if this retard can talk his way out of this I may have to change my opinion of him.  Not because I would respect him, but because I’d be scared he’d drop a chandelier on me with his mind or something.

katy perry seems fun

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 3:00 PM

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Katy Perry wore a sexy blue wig and super tight dress to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards this weekend, and if she enjoys unwrapping a package and having things at chest level discharge all over her face, I may have discovered my soul mate.