holy shit, seriously?

We're finally almost done with these god awful 'Twilight' movies (part one of the finale opens November 15th, part two opens this time next year) but you'll be haunted by their whiney memory forever if you visit the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, because today Robert... read more

Salman Rushdie made fun of Kim Kardashian

It's nice to see that even brilliant writers like Salman Rushdie aren't above mocking Kim Kardashian on twitter. 1. The marriage of poor kim #kardashianwas krushed like a kar in a krashian. 2. her kris kried, not fair! why kan't I keep my share? 3. But kardashian fell... read more

AnnaLynne McCord is a tease

AnnaLynne McCord was on the set of ‘90210‘ in Hollywood yesterday, because apparently that show is still on the air, and whoever gave her those pasties, thus preventing me from seeing her tits, can suck it. I hate you and I hope someone pushes you in front of a train.... read more

its the James Bond 'Skyfall' cast

There was a photocall in London today for the next James Bond movie, horribly named ‘Skyfall', starring Daniel Craig as Bond, Javier Bardem as the villain, Berenice Marlohe as the sexy foreign girl you won't be able to understand, and Naomie Harris as some field agent... read more

Justin Bieber has pretty weird taste

Mariah Yeater is still standing by her claim that she got pregnant after taking Justin Biebers virginity (when she was 20 and he was 17) in a bathroom after one of his concerts last year, and from the looks of her myspace pictures, if nothing else this definitely looks... read more

Kim Kardashian is really sad :(

Kim Kardashian hasn't been successful at all in convincing anyone that her marriage and almost instant divorce was anything more than a publicity stunt and trick to get lots of presents, so she's gonna step things up and cancel her public appearances so she can focus... read more

Lindsay will serve only a few minutes in jail

Despite all the tough talk and stern looks from the judge today when she sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail, the apparent reality is that she will, once again, be released almost immediately and not spend even one day in jail because of overcrowding. Two... read more

Bethenny Frankel is surprising

Bethenny Frankel of Real Housewives of 'New Jersey' was on a beach in Mexico today, and it turns out she looks pretty good in a bikini. Which is helpful because her face is so manly her daughter would end up thinking she's one of those kids with two dads. (source - bauer... read more

Megan Fox knows how to dress

Just in case you'd forgotten how hot Megan Fox is, she wore some skin tight jeans and a sweater to run some errands late yesterday to run some errands around West Hollywood. There's no sign however of her husband, my mortal enemy Brian Austin Greene. And if he knows... read more

Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 6 days

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail today after admitting to violating her probation, but that will get knocked down to 6 days of actual jail time due to overcrowding. After that she must adhere to a strict timeline for completing her community service (all of... read more

Justin Bieber got some girl pregnant

A 20-year-old girl named Mariah Yeater has filed court papers saying that Justin Bieber got her pregnant after they had sex in a bathroom after a concert last year, which is surprising since he's clearly gay. Here's her romantic recap, according to Radar... "Immediately,... read more

Lindsay is extra extra sorry this time

Two weeks ago, Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled that Lindsay Lohan has violated her probation (again) and tomorrow she'll be back in a court room for her hearing. If found guilty (which she is), Lindsay could get as much as 18 months in jail (which she won't). The Los... read more