Reese and Jennifer tour New Orleans

Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner and Cicely Tyson are among a delegation of Hollywood stars who toured devastated parts of New Orleans yesterday to meet with families and children trying to adjust to life after Hurricane Katrina. Witherspoon, who was born just an hour away in Baton Rouge, said: "I don't think you get a real clear perspective unless you come down and see it. The children need attention right now." I...

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Star Jones is getting fired

The producers of 'the View' will announce this week that they are firing Star Jones and may fill her spot with former talk show host and Oprah Winfrey BFF Gayle King. Although always despised by 'View' matriarch Barbara Walters, Jones' fate wasn't sealed until Meredith Vieira left to work at 'Today' and was replaced by Rosie O'Donnell. Sources say: "(Firing Star) was always Rosie's condition of joining the show, and...

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Who is into Donkey Punching?

Page Six runs today what historians will remember as the greatest blind item of all time, namely: "Which Hollywood hellcat supposedly has a sick sexual fetish for something called the 'Donkey Punch?' The starlet was having sex with a much-older boyfriend a while back and begged her shocked bedmate to 'hit me in the face' at the peak of their passionate lovemaking." I don't mean to be pedantic, but a Donkey Punch, of...

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Jessica Simpson is a redhead

Jessica, my sex robot, is 5'2" with big tits and red hair, so you may think that Jessica Simpson with red hair is some sort of fantasy come to life. The hand job of tomorrow - TODAY! But something went horribly wrong in the translation here. The mincing gay wad always in pictures with her lately is Ken Paves, her stylist, and how this queen keeps his job is beyond me, because all he does is make her look like hell....

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Britney Spears is not happy

Britney Spears is said to be extremely depressed while dealing with her second pregnancy and she's not in the mood to sit at home and grow while her idiot husband and his idiot friends live it up in Vegas on her dime. A source tells Page Six: "Kevin (Federline) asked Britney for money to go to Las Vegas in two weeks, and she shut him down. Britney told him that she won't be funding his trips with his friends any...

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Tom Cruise is taller

Tom Cruise is generally said to be 5'7" tall, while fiancee Katie Holmes is about 5'9", so it seemed odd to some when the couple was eye to eye Thursday night at the Los Angeles premier for 'Mission: Impossible 3'. About the only ounce of independence left in Katie is that she still wears hilariously high heels when the two appear in public, this time "white patent leather Roger Viviers that come with a 3 1/4-inch...

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No one saw 'Mission: Impossible 3'

Despite mostly positive reviews, 'Mission: Impossible III' opened to less than expected numbers this weekend, causing many to wonder if the poor public perception of star Tom Cruise may have been a factor. Opening in over 4000 theaters, 'MI3' made only $48 million over the weekend. Box office estimates had the movie making at least 65 million. The AP says: Industry analysts had expected the movie to open in the range...

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Who is this mysterious stranger?

Jessica Simpson reportedly wore a fake mustache so she could spend the night drinking in a bar without being recognized. Simpson is said to have been photographed in the "disguise" during a night out in Spain. A member of the London Rowing Club told the London Mirror: "When she finally said she was Jessica Simpson, we just laughed at her because she was wearing this dodgy moustache. Eventually she got out her driving...

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Kellie Pickler is still here

I like putting up pictures - mostly because I can barely read - but also because it's the best way to show what a skin crawling nightmare Hollywood can be. If I just told you that Kellie Pickler was at a party and having her picture taken with a former American Idol finalist and some guy who looked like a retired international jewel thief, it might sound fun, even charming. But as you can tell, the reality is much...

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Cinderella is Playmate of the Year

From Reuters: "A former Walt Disney World dancer who used to dress up as Cinderella and Snow White was named Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Year on Thursday. Kara Monaco, 23, an aspiring actress from Lakeland, Florida, received a check for $100,000, a car and a sports motorbike from Playboy Enterprises Inc. Monaco, a blonde, hopes to leverage her new role to boost her modeling and acting career." Is it me or did...

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Katie Holmes is fat

Katie Holmes was a surprise guest last night at the Los Angeles premiere for 'Mission: Impossible III', just 16 days after giving birth to her daughter Suri. Pulling up to Grauman's Chinese Theater in a black Bugatti Veyron (the world's fastest street legal car) fiance Tom Cruise stepped from behind the wheel, then opened the door for Katie in the passenger seat. People.com says: "As the festivities continued, someone...

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Charlie Sheen likes the fellas

More good news for Charlie Sheen. Last week, he was accused by wife Denise Richards of abusing her and being addicted to drugs, gambling, sex and online porn. He was also sued by an ex girlfriend who claims a character on his TV show is based on her, and he may or may not have killed a hooker. But as controversial as those relationships were, at least they were with girls, as God intended. But now, a private...

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Tom Cruise is a really good dancer

A lot of experts say that Tom Cruise is the greatest dancer of our generation. A lot of experts are 100 percent right. [gallery columns="6"]

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Paris Hiltons vagina is magic

Photographers outside the home of Paris Hilton say that recently dumped ex boyfriend Stavros Niarchos was a pathetic crybaby mess when he showed up late Monday night and begged Paris to take him back. TMZ says: "Stavros arrived around 1a.m. and spent an hour crying and ringing her door bell, begging to be let in. At one point, Stavros was spotted sprawled out on her driveway. Around 2 am Paris finally let him in and...

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Ummm....

Good news if you always wanted to know what it would look like if you hired a drag queen dressed like Christina Aguilera to blow you. Bad news if you like candids from the set of the new Christina Aguilera video where she hasn't done something insane with her hair, thus distracting you from her kick ass body. [gallery columns="6"]

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