wait, who the hell is that?

Wait, that's the girl Mel Gibson has been sleeping with? Well then who the hell was that other chick? Obviously this is the real one because Mel took her to the premiere of "Wolverine" ("More like Whore-verine", Robyn Gibson would say later) last night. I don't feel too... read more

more distractions

Okay I still need to figure some stuff out here with the new software. I don't think I'm in love with the font. Feel free to email me if you have any ideas. No need to write and tell me that I suck, because that's very much assumed. In the meantime, look over here, it's... read more

site news

Oh dear God I thought this day would never come. Finally, Tyler has a new publishing software. It's a work in progress, so please don't freak out if things are a little dicey. Whatever it is you hate right now will be different in a week. Unless you hate Kirsten Dunst... read more

pants are hard

You can’t see it in these but Lindsay is in Hawaii on her Blackberry looking up directions for pants. The search is just showing her how to make pants or buy pants but that’s not the problem, she already has the pants, they're sitting on the floor in that guys room right... read more

finally, the video

I don’t know why I said “finally” because it’s not as if I cared, but the video for Katy Perrys song “Waking Up In Vegas” hit today (see it here), the video where she wore that kick ass top in the banner, and it showcases once again her unique talent for making huge... read more

julia roberts really likes profanity

Julia Roberts gave a tribute to Tom Hanks last night for the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and for some reason that required tons of scathing profanity. The New York Daily News says..."Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee,"... read more

hef wants holly back

It was early October when Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially broke up, but really it had been over for about two months before that. Still, Hef says in a new interview that Holly is the "love of his life" and he'd welcome her back anytime. Things like her current... read more

is that gollum

When you’re super pale and skinny and your bones poke out of your skin, it might not be the best idea in the world to crawl around over rocks near the ocean, like Lindsay did yesterday in Maui with her fug sister and one of the Hair Bears. Someone is gonna throw a net... read more

mels woman might be pregnant

Even though they had been drifting apart for years and she suspected him of having an affair, Mel Gibson's wife only filed for divorce after hearing that Mel had gotten his girlfriend pregnant. The Sun UK says...ROBYN, 53, ended their 28-year marriage after OKSANA... read more

this is gonna be a good movie

The upcoming movie "Jonah Hex", starring Old Fashioned Megan Fox and presumably other people, is now filming in Louisiana, and since I don’t actually know what cowboy dancers or whatever it is she is wore to work back then, they’ve got the green-light to just go for it.... read more

brad pitt is cool

Brad Pitt is one of the most famous people on earth, but he went relatively unnoticed this weekend when he took his boys Maddox and Pax to Niagara Falls. Probably because it’s Brad Pitt, one of the most famous people on earth, and he’s wearing a little 2 dollar poncho... read more

beyonce looks terrible

I don't know if there's been some kind of misunderstanding but Kim Kardashian is terrific looking from the waist up(*). There was no need to change anything there in any way, so the move to blond hair is perplexing. She looks like a pale Beyonce or fat Jenna Haze, and... read more