do people not know this?

Lots of websites have some old black and white pictures of Dita Von Tease today, supposedly "never before seen" nudes. I don't know what to call whatever the hell it is she does now, but she used to be naked all the damn time. That bitch is horrible looking. She's pale... read more

'twilight' is complicated

A new clip from ‘Twilight: New Moon' went live on iTunes today, and … umm ... what happened? Am I thinking of something else? Wasn't this about vampires? Are we starting over? I'm not gonna watch it either way so they can be wolves now if they want, but since when are... read more

morning headlines

The Tuesday morning headlines are brought to you by this guy. Either one really. MADONNA - is cheap. She made 110 million dollars last year, yet only gave $459,000 to charity. This may sound thoughtless, but keep in mind: Madonna is a mean old bitch. (hollywood reporter)... read more

rawr. hey there sexy whats up?

The stale cigarettes you smell right now can only mean one thing. Actually it could mean lots of things, but in this case it means Lindsay Lohan was in New York last night to attend her court ordered alcohol education classes party! In this case, at some Versace event... read more

lindsay got a restraining order

Maybe the reason Lindsay Lohan looked so stressed out and tired, and suspiciously like King Koopa, two days ago in court is because she's scared her own dad may try to kidnap her. I'm joking of course. It's because she was drunk the night before. And it's not that he... read more

go kill yourself paris hilton

Paris Hilton is just one of many who are doing cameos in a new movie starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton and Dwayne Johnson, and in fact she had just one day of shooting, but she made the most of it by acting like a spoiled... read more

shauna sand is fighting the tape

You may have to wait until you make your own sex tape with Shauna Sand to see a Shauna Sand sex tape, because despite the professional lighting and camera work of the tapes she made, she's still claiming she never intended for them to be seen by the public. Shauna's... read more

you wont believe this

This would normally sound like a story that a tabloid simply made up, but in this case it's about Jennifer Aniston crying over Brad Pitt, so really all bets are off. Jennifer Aniston drunk-dialed Brad Pitt, and got the shock of her life when Angelina Jolie answered. Jen... read more

Lindsay Lohan is above the law

In July of 2007, Lindsay Lohan was charged with 2 DUIs, 2 counts of possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility, driving on a suspended license, drinking underage and fleeing the scene of an accident. Her BAL was .12 on the first DUI, .15 on... read more

'paranormal' could break records

The spooky haunted house movie ‘Paranormal Activity' opens wide today after a limited release last week where it made an astounding 8 million dollars. To find a theater near you just follow the screaming. The people who own it will also be screaming, because this should... read more

dumbass is about to lose everything

On the fist of this month, Jon Gosselin and his Rent-A-Center lawyer had TLC by the balls. Jon wanted to expand on the ever desirous Jon Gosselin brand, and if TLC didn't cave, he was gonna shut down 'Jon and Kate Plus 8'. They tried to intimidate him, but he showed them... read more

why halle? why?

If there was a chart to measure hotness, Halle Berry would get the top score and then 100 more than that, and then this GIF. Or maybe this one. I don't really know GIFs work to be honest with you. Point being, normally she looks terrific, and she was off to a good start... read more