Porn Actors with The AIDS Want You to Be Safe

September 21, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The smell of thrice fried mingus has been noticeably absent from the still summer air the past several weeks in Los Angeles as porn filming has been on hiatus since stars Cameron Bay and Rod Daily came back positive... READ MORE

Dina Lohan May Soon Be Homeless

September 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Useless sack of stage mom shit Dina Lohan may soon lose her home to foreclosure. It seems that Dina forgot to pay the mortgage on her Long Island house. She’s fallen behind on house payments before, maybe because she... READ MORE

Snooki’s Own Tits Disgust Her

September 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure why Snooki picked just her tits, but apparently the little marmot is disgusted by her own boobs since giving birth to her first bastard baby last year. My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my... READ MORE

Sophie Simmons In a Bikini

September 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sophie Simmons is growing up big. Fast, I meant to say fast, fuck. Now Gene Simmons is going to Krav Maga the shit out of my neck. As long as I’m going down, I might as well point out... READ MORE

Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Playing The Eagles

September 20, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

A woman in South Carolina stabbed her boyfriend for listening to The Eagles. It seems that Vernett Bader, (she’s single now, boys), was watching TV when her live-in boyfriend started playing the fucking Eagles. She asked him to turn it... READ MORE

It Won’t Be Long Now Until Miranda Kerr Is Single

September 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess Orlando Bloom was a thing for the ladies when he was swashbuckling in Pirates, now he’s doing Romeo and Juliet on Broadway and putting around town with his motorcycle helmet pretending that his hot wife is not... READ MORE

Sky Ferreira and Pretty Boyfriend In a Shitload of Trouble

September 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t remember much about Sky Ferreira, except she had some weird kid singer relationship with Michael Jackson. Weird because she’s a girl I mean. Either way, every alumnus of Neverland Ranch eventually seems to find their way into... READ MORE

Jon Gosselin Is a Happy Waiter

September 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jon Gosselin is now waiting tables to try to pay the rent on his crappy cottage in the woods. It’s his rundown fortress of solitude where he’s hiding from his horrid ex-wife and bill collectors. But he’s happy. Because... READ MORE

Tara Reid Looked Kind Of Normal Again

September 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tara Reid is a 37-year old with a history of hard partying, so obviously her best days are behind her and we’ve definitely seen some of her worst days already. But when she showed up to the Legends Beyond... READ MORE