Will Teresa Giudice Turn On Her Husband Like She Turned on Swimsuits That Fit?

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to an unreliable gossip blog quoting an unknown attorney not involved at all with the Guidice case, Teresa Guidice may try to get a plea deal by turning on her husband in the couple’s mutual fraud case. It... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin Goes To A Tattoo Shop

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ireland Baldwin was caught coming out of a tattoo shop in Studio City. I think we all know why young women go to tattoo shops. That’s right. She’s getting a tattoo. Putting myself in the mind of a 17-year... READ MORE

Tara Reid Rambles About Sharks And Whales Fucking (VIDEO)

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tara Reid is dumber than a bag of mentally challenged hammers. She appeared on Shark After-Dark, (which is part of the whole Shark Week thing), on The Discovery Channel with her fellow Sharknado co-star Ian Ziering. She told the... READ MORE

Ali Lohan Moves; Lindsay Helps

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ali Lohan was moving some of her shit in New York to a new apartment, and everybody was wondering what happened to her boobs. At least, I was. They done gone disappeared. Maybe in one of the bags. It... READ MORE

Kelly Brook’s Man Cheats On Her, There’s a Lesson Here Somewhere

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Professional male athletes are as stupid and horny as the rest of guys, they just have an easier time finding the girls to be stupid and horny with. Danny Cipriani plays rugby, which I’m told is a real sport... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Sticks Out Her Tongue and Says ‘Ah… I’m Still Fucking Here’

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian isn’t going to show herself until she loses some of the twenty stones she put on in baby weight carrying her first bastard baby ever to full term. So, like March, 2017. But staying out of the... READ MORE

Rambo Talks Shit About John McClane

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sylvester Stallone is talking mad action hero shit about his former Expendables castmate Bruce Willis. A couple of days ago it came out that Willis wouldn’t appear in Expendables 3 and he would be replaced by the walking corpse... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg Wants Everybody To Lay Off Of That ‘Little Bastard’ Justin Bieber

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg recently sat down with the Sun to talk about his new film, 2 Guns, and he was asked his opinion on the recent troubles of pop star and bucket-pisser Justin Bieber, who is also currently being accused... READ MORE

Naomi Campbell In A Bikini

August 8, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Naomi Campbell isn’t bad looking when she’s not currently beating you with her Blackberry. She does like to whack people with her cell phones. I think she’s done it about a half-dozen times, though mostly just to her submissive... READ MORE

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Is Really Good At Going To The Gym

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Supermodel and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley took a break from being incredibly attractive and dating Jason Statham yesterday so she could go to the gym and still look incredibly attractive. In fact, she looks like she barely even broke a... READ MORE