Ali Larter played a little tenis yesterday in West Hollywood, and at one point it seems she had to adjust her panties. A lot. And she did it right there on the court. Right out in public. Which is a little weird. Go inside perv, have some dignity, this isn’t Alabama for fucks sake.
Fox has made 1 billion dollars off the Simpsons during it’s 23 year run, but this season will be the last unless the cast agrees to a massive pay cut by tomorrow. Re-read that part about Fox making a billion dollars and you’ll get an idea about how excited they are about that idea.
Fox wants “The Simpsons” for one more season at most — and only if it can pay 25 to 30 percent less for it, an executive close to the show told TheWrap. The disclosure comes as producers have agreed to salary cuts to keep the show going, and the show’s six voice actors have been asked to decide by Friday whether they will agree to have their payment cut almost in half.
TheWrap reported Wednesday that, as ammunition in their salary dispute, the actors have commissioned a study estimating the show has made $1 billion in profits over its 23-season run. The study projected that the studio will eventually make about $2.9 billion from the show.
They should probably agree to the cut because that show has sucked for at least 15 years. If I were Fox I would threaten to just re-air the fist seven seasons in order. I’d explain how those would be way better and wouldn’t cost a dime. And if that didn’t work I’d tell them the cookies they just ate were poisoned.
Tom Cruise attended the wedding to ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ producer David Ellison (son of Oracle founder Larry Ellison) this weekend, and as apparently happens at this sort of thing, at one point some guy got up in Cruises face and did a little dance thing. Which I guess means a challenge was issued. To which Cruise answered. Also with dancing.
Um, hey Hollywood. This is why everyone thinks you’re all queer.
Leonardo DiCaprio is reported dating Australian model Alyce Crawford now (pictured below), but that’s because he’s not dating Blake Lively anymore. And if you believe top magazines, the reason he’s not dating Blake Lively anymore is because she dumped him.
“Blake wasn’t ready to move to the next level,” an insider tells the new Us Weekly, out now.
After meeting last November and kicking off their globe-trotting romance in May of this year, “It was just too much, too quickly,” the insider explains. “Blake wasn’t ready to settle down.”
“He’s looking for someone to eventually start a family with…That’s not where she’s at. She’s only 24!”
Adds another source: “He’s more mature. They’re not in the same place right now.”
Wow this chick is an idiot. All she had to do was have one kid and she’d have been set for life. He’s probably gonna make like half a billion dollars by the time he’s done, whereas she’s an actress. NFL cornerbacks and drug mules have better job security.
The Daily Mail has the first pictures of Russell Crowe playing Supermans dad, or at least smoking cigarettes in Supermans dad costume. As you can see they have him with the S on his chest, which apparently is not an S but the family crest which is why Superman wears it later, though to be honest that explanation seems like bullshit. I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what an S looks like.
With new details about him cheating on Demi Moore coming out every day, Ashton Kutcher was seen leaving an office in LA, and he looked pretty depressed. Maybe because he was trying to go to the Hipster Dipshit Hat store and they were closed. Awww, just go back tomorrow honey, it’ll be ok.
Steve Jobs, the CEO and founder of Apple, died today at the age of 56, presumably from pancreatic cancer which he was diagnosed with in 2008. The Wall Street Journal says…
His family, in a statement released by Apple, said Mr. Jobs “died peacefully today surrounded by his family…We know many of you will mourn with us, and we ask that you respect our privacy during our time of grief.”
The company didn’t specify the cause of his death. Mr. Jobs had battled pancreatic cancer and several years ago received a liver transplant. In August, Mr. Jobs stepped down as CEO, handing the reins to Tim Cook.
“Apple has lost a visionary and creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being,” Mr. Cook said in a letter to employees. “We will honor his memory by dedicating ourselves to continuing the work he loved so much.”
Fuck. This blows. I know there will be some douchy nerds out there too cool to admit how great Apple is, but they can go fuck themselves. Apple products are better then every other similar product by a million miles. Apple is awesome. I feel like someone in my family just died, except this is way worse because my family isn’t all that great.
Ali Larter left a hair salon in LA today, um, looking like this. With wet hair and no bra. The fuck, was someone chasing her? It’s as if she ran out of the place. This makes me think she didn’t pay, the scoundrel.