March 13, 2014 |
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One day, when she’s old enough to understand the difference between being a shameless attention-seeker and having some goddamned self-respect, baby North West is going to ask her mommy and daddy how they got famous. Kanye West will, of...
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March 13, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
How many times have you been out with your friends pretending not to drink because you’re on probation and you ended up writing down a list of everybody you’ve ever doinked on lined pre-numbered paper? Yeah, same here. But...
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March 13, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is back to doing what she does best. Pouting quietly in her underwear. She had her run as a Transformers actress, but all that got her were some dismal reviews and Michael Bay giving Jason Statham a...
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March 13, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Bobbi Kristina Brown wants everybody who’s worried about her to take a chill pill. She has a couple in her purse if you don’t have your own. She says she just takes after her mother, Whitney Houston. That ought...
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March 12, 2014 |
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Kim Kardashian was in a car accident in Beverly Hills yesterday but unfortunately no one was hurt. Kim was driving around Beverly Hills listening to the Yeezus album, because someone has to, when she went to turn left. A...
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March 12, 2014 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Selena Gomez didn’t need no rehab. Just look at her stomach. She’s all better. The drinking and drugs and being addicted to loving that evil walking scrote from Canada are secondary issues compared to getting her abs tight. If...
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March 12, 2014 |
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Britney Spears wants to get married in Elvis’ Graceland mansion. Brit is talking to Lisa Marie Presley to see if she will let Britney get hitched to her latest boyfriend, David Lucado, in the famously garish house. Elvis’ home is...
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March 12, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
If you look at Courtney Stodden and you see a dumb cluck Barbie trying to tramp her way into a job, then you are probably giving her way too much credit. She’s just an autonomic brain stem with big...
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