It’s hard to imagine thinking Justin Bieber is more of a douche nugget than before, but watching this compilation of his Judd Nelson in Breakfast Club canned disaffection during a civil deposition elevates this Lollipop Guild thuglifer to an... READ MORE

Jay Z won’t be Kanye West’s best man at his wedding this coming May. Kanye asked Jay Z to stand at his side while he intentionally fucks up his life and marries the world’s most notorious money-crazed hooker. But Mr. Z... READ MORE

There are many ways to define the word hero. But if you’re my wingman when I hit on Kendall Jenner and you can maneuver her San Francisco Bay Bombers half-sister ten paces stage right, you are the fucking wind... READ MORE

If you’re like me, you’re thinking, boy, I wish there was a way I could combine my admiration of all things Paris Hilton with my passion for the luxury lifestyle represented by the island nation of the Philippines. Well,... READ MORE

Nothing says you’re over a painful breakup like quickly marrying an online gaming ads dude you meet at Burning Man. For those not familiar, Burning Man is the annual event in the desert of Northern Nevada where young professionals... READ MORE

Nobody really favors beating women. At least, not out loud. But if anybody knows something about assaulting women, it’s Naomi Campbell. She was born with an incredible skill for abusing female subordinates with implements of her modeling world —... READ MORE

Elisabeth Moss shows gratuitous side boob in a spread in New York magazine. Moss, who plays the highly fought-over copywriter Peggy Olsen on Mad Men, talked about her work on the show, her brief marriage to Fred Armisen, and... READ MORE

It’s day five of her commercial feeding frenzy in Miami and you wouldn’t believe the kind of gunk that’s built up in Victoria’s Silvstedt’s vagina. It’s similar to the miscellaneous refuse of a ’80 LeSabre ashtray. Lots of Wrigley’s... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus skipped her costume change and hit the stage in her underwear in Milwaukee so she wouldn’t miss her mark for the concert crowd of bellowing below average bell-curvers frothing to hear her dulcet tones. But, I’m confused.... READ MORE

When I reach the front of any line and I’m not rewarded with a free turkey or a hummer, I get pretty fucking disappointed. If I did the slow shuffle for an hour only to find myself in front... READ MORE