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Poor Corey Feldman Is Down To One Angel

March 7, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Maybe it’s because it was only Thursday and his regular Angels don’t get out of bed for anything less than a straight to video movie premiere, but Corey Feldman‘s entourage looked pretty sad yesterday in Beverly Hills. Normally flanked... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Blac Chyna Are Like Two Peas in a Hooker Pod

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine what Kim Kardashian finds in common with a former stripper who’s got a bastard baby with a rapper, big fake tits, and butt implants. But Blac Chyna has been named Kim Kardashian’s official bestie, inheriting... READ MORE

Get a Prius, I Want My Fucking Guacamole

March 7, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I didn’t bitch when your carbon footprint caused the once lush and fertile valleys of sub-Saharan Africa to dry up leaving behind hordes of starving tribesmen. And when your combustion engines and bacon caused a typhoon drenched Philippines to... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Is Completely Natural

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj is desperate to refute criticisms that her alluring looks are a by-product of cakes of makeup and showy wardrobe. She’s out to prove  that she looks amazing makeup free. It’s a bold move for a celebrity to... READ MORE

12 Years a Slave Has Ended Racism

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

All the buzz at the vegan juice bars this week is about how 12 Years a Slave won Best Picture at the Oscars, despite at least two Academy voters admitting they didn’t even watch the film. They voted for... READ MORE

Kate Usmanova Has an Ass and a Half

March 7, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody goes crazy when a white girl shows up on the beach with a nice ass. It’s similar to how they celebrate the one dude from Mexico who competes in the Winter Olympics or how everyone gasps when an... READ MORE

Andrew Garfield May Have Let Down Cancer Boy

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to Page Six, Andrew Garfield broke the heart of a little kid with cancer. Garfield was set to present at the Oscars with 5 year old Miles Teller, a little boy battling cancer who loves superheroes, when he... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Gets Her Tits Self-Tanned (VIDEO)

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The E! Channel has arranged for Khloe Kardashian to guest host their canned laugh track gay squeezer Chelsea Lately while Chelsea Handler is on her BBC adventure staycation. Khloe makes perfect sense as she’s both been fired from her... READ MORE

Behold The Justin Bieber Piss Video

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The video absolutely no one was waiting to see, Justin Bieber pissing in a cup in jail, has been released onto an unsuspecting world. The video was taken during Bieb’s arrest for being a drunken douchenozzle in Miami a... READ MORE

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