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Who’s That Pretty Lady Out For A Bite To Eat?

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kirsten Dunst simply enjoyed a fine meal at Crossroads in West Hollywood yesterday evening, but it’s remarkable how almost every photo of her getting behind the wheel of a car makes her look like she’s completely wasted and ready... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Still Looks So In Love

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because she writes it on Instagram for her millions of idiot fans, Jennifer Lopez really wants you to believe that she’s still just “Jenny from the block” and not a spoiled, arrogant diva clinging to the last few minutes... READ MORE

Jay Z Is Getting Too Old For This Shit

March 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

All the virgin sacrifices and Illuminati pagan blood rituals in the world can’t change the fact that Jay Z isn’t the young man that he used to be, which is probably why he looked a little tired and grumpy... READ MORE

Katy Perry Got Too Much Miley Tongue

March 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | colin| 0 Comments

Katy Perry knows this cheeky sexualized pop star act is just a bit. You do the Kissed a Girl thing and get half naked in your music videos because it sells records. Then you go home and slap on... READ MORE

Irina Shayk Is Old Enough to Be R. Kelly’s Girlfriend’s Mother

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess when you’re 28, you’re a couple standard deviations outside the target range for a classic R. Kelly wet rape. That or looking like Lady Gaga seems to give you a free pass for steamy sexualized videos with... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega Has a Backup Plan

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may recall Carmen Ortega as the model who tried to get somebody famous in professional sports to knock her up before she gets old and unwanted. That narrows the list of part-time models in Miami down. She’s also... READ MORE

Taylor Momsen Painting Her Tits Again

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure why this Taylor Momsen chick keeps painting arrows on her tits but I’m going to go ahead and just guess that her music is awful. It took me a while to figure out why Miley Cyrus... READ MORE

We Won’t Be Seeing Bieber’s Dong On Police Video

March 6, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The judge in Justin Bieber’s Florida DUI case will allow police surveillance video of Bieber in jail to be released with one catch: his dong has to be blacked out. You’ll recall that the lesbian hobbit was arrested a... READ MORE

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