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Rihanna Gives Just a Nipple’s Worth of Damn

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Singer’s have always been seen as style statements, regardless of their knowledge of the daunting science of fashion. Sometimes, when these chicks veer toward the clanging side of the intellectual bell curve, designers just say they ‘like dressing them’,... READ MORE

Leave Kim Novak Alone

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Novak became the butt joke of the Oscars last night for looking like every single other woman in that audience is going to look sometime in the next three decades. For Goldie Hawn, about four more days. You... READ MORE

Jennette McCurdy Has Overcome Her Body Issues

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women like to complain about how women complain about not looking good enough. It’s the female circle of life. I guess it sucks. I’m not sure body shaming articles like Jennette McCurdy’s in the Wall Street Journal are going... READ MORE

Chris Brown’s Temper Abides

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Musical prodigy Chris Brown has been ordered to stay in anger management rehab for another two months. The judge thinks that Chris is still too much like a teen girl on her first period to be released into the free... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes Is Switching Majors

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve been following Amanda Bynes since they unplugged the MacBook power cords from her temporal lobes then you’d know that the formerly unsteady driver has returned to pursue a degree at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising.... READ MORE

Venezuela’s Government Hates Jared Leto

March 4, 2014 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

The crypto-Commie fuckers in the Venezuelan government think that Hollywood is out to get them. That’s because a couple of times during last night’s Oscars, Hollywood ceased auto-fellatio mode long enough to show support for anti-government protesters in Venezuela.... READ MORE

Brie Larson Got the Crappy Prom Dress

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Independent Spirit Awards are held every year the day before The Oscars so Hollywood can pretend their works of true art aren’t shat out by the exact same corporate entities that pay the bills with Transformers and Ride... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Got Back Just in Time

March 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re throwing a The AIDS party, you’ve just got to have Kim Kardashian. The kung-fu gripping porn star made her way back from hooking across the European continent in time to celebrate with a bunch of other girls... READ MORE

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