Nelly Furtado says she is interested in sex with other girls and believes that people are naturally bisexual. When asked if she’s attracted to other women, Nelly says:

“Absolutely! Women are beautiful and sexy! I’m reading a book which claims that people are inherently bisexual to balance their energies. In a way that makes so much sense. As humans, we have both male and female energies … Everybody should have the freedom to experiment. Sexual experimentation is part of human history.”

Obviously sexy girls who make out with other sexy girls are the greatest heroes of all. And obviously that isn’t relevant to any of this. Does it even count as bi if you look like a dude. Like Nelly Furtado. She used to be kind of fresh-faced and cute, now she looks like she just walked out of a Mayan tomb. She’s got a good body, but what the hell is wrong with her teeth. Is she the Cracken? So wait, those can go on land now too. Aw crap! EVERYBODY RUN! NELLY FURTADO IS GONNA EAT YOU!

Source = the Sun UK.


Oprah is not gay – Oprah Winfrey said Monday that she is not gay and any rumors that she is in a sexual relationship with long time friend Gayle King are categorically untrue. Granted, I’ve never heard any of those rumors, but congratulations to Oprah for haunting me with an image even more terrifying than her having sex with a 50 year old man.



Eminem is not in trouble – The man who accused Eminem of repeatedly punching him while relieving himself in the bathroom of a strip club on 8 Mile in Detroit last Thursday has dropped the charges. The man then went back to his job as a respected neurosurgeon.



Paris Hilton is a cackling whore – Saturday, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were both at the same beach house in Malibu, and Paris was her typical spoiled bratty bitch self, making a huge display out of whispering and laughing “very loudly the entire time, snickering behind Lindsay’s back.” Why? Because Lindsay has a job and earned her own money, and Paris just won’t tolerate that kind of behavior.



Carmen Electra is not married – Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are “amicably separating” after two and a half years of marriage, putting an end to months of speculation that anyone knows why Dave Navarro is famous.


I apologize, but I’m so bored with Paris Hiltons attention starved antics, I can’t even pretend to care what she does anymore. (if you do, she kisses tubby punk Brandon Davis and says dumb shit like this: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde – like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana – and right now, I’m that icon.” and makes out with her ferret after it made a break for freedom and hid in the trash.) Besides, I have to believe she would hate being ignored much more than she would if we all called her names. So who cares about that whore. What I care about very much is how pretty Hilary Duff looks since she died her hair dark. Holy crap she got cute. And yet kinda sexy. It’s like wanting to fuck a baby koala. Except, replace that with something that is funny. And makes sense.



Uplifting music has lied to me in the past, but I feel pretty good about this infomercial with Lindsay Lohan. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Lindsay apparently used to have problem skin. You can tell because in this program she was paid 2 million dollars to endorse, they show two pictures when she had a blemish once four years ago. It appears to be the same blemish, shown in pictures taken on concurrent days, but it’s clearly gone now. My god, she’s like a phoenix rising from the ashes! It’s like I’m seeing a whole different person!


These pictures of Tommy Lee and Dave Navarro sure bring back memories. I can barely count the number of times I was taking pictures with some dude and we decided it would be wild if we wrapped around each other and licked tongues, and one of us closed our eyes like he was in love. Oh, wait, yes, I can. Turns out the answer is

Jessica Simpson’s father Joe has reportedly been spying on Nick Lachey for the last seven months, from when Nick and Jessica announced their separation until June 30th, the day they were formally divorced. One incident occurred last spring after Lachey was at a nightclub with future girlfriend Vanessa Minillo and Jessica’s ex-assistant CaCee Cobb. The New York Daily News says:

“Joe called the club people after hearing Nick was there and demanded to see the security videotape. The club declined to cooperate. According to the source: “Joe was looking to incriminate Nick. He told the club, ‘If you ever want to see my daughter there, you’ll give me what I want.’”

What are you, in the CIA now, Joe. Calm down. This is why people think you’re crazy. And trust me, I know a little something about being called crazy. But tell me this, if I’m so “crazy”, then how come God gave me this rifle and put me in charge of punishing the wicked.

That is one awesomely giant bra. Source = New York Daily News



Avril Lavigne married Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley Saturday before 110 guests in Montecito, California. Avril, 21, and Deryck, 26, have been dating since early 2004 and got engaged in June of 2005. Earlier reports had their wedding set for late August, and guests only found out the true date last week in an effort to avoid paparazzi and media. Avril wore a white Vera Wang dress, Deryck wore a white tie and tux, and I wore welding goggles after my computer started to spark while spell check looked over the “I landed here on a spaceship” sounding names of everyone involved.



Source = Source



Some people may have mean comments to make about why Jessica Simpson is covering her stomach in these pictures in Cabo earlier this week, celebrating her birthday on July 10th. And go ahead, people used to say mean things about me too. “What does he know, he’s just a handsome kickboxer from the wrong side of the tracks, he’s got no chance with Jessica Simpson.” But that’s when I get on stage at the high society dinner and give my big emotional speech in front of the entire ballroom, saying how all Jess and I need are each other. And also her tits. The blue bloods won’t approve, but then a slow applause will build across the floor as my views and beliefs are accepted. And that’s when Jessica parts the crowd and comes running into my arms. So go ahead, make your mean little comments, it’s only gonna drive Jess to me faster.