Kendra Andrews In a Bikini

August 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Outside of the family tendency toward gunts, Erin Andrews sister Kendra is kind of hot. You don’t have to rent a hotel room next to her and drill a hole in the wall to see her mostly naked. So,... READ MORE

Leif Garrett Advises Justin Bieber

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When asked if he has advice for Justin Bieber, Leif Garrett might consider saying something like, ‘As a drug abuser, alcoholic, and ex-con for the past thirty years, I’m the last person to be giving anybody advice.” But, instead,... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde Is Really Good Looking

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde is a particularly fetching young lady. I can’t help but feel that if I had a girlfriend who looked like Olivia, I would go out socially far more often. In fact, every night. I’d swing one arm... READ MORE

Prince Gets Meta On His New Album Cover

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Prince’s new album cover for “Breakfast Can Wait” isn’t a picture of the real prince, it’s Dave Chappelle. The picture is a screengrab from a classic sketch on Chappelle Show in which Charlie Murphy tells the tale of playing... READ MORE

Toni Braxton Still Worth Seeing in Concert (VIDEO)

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Toni Braxton was recently muttering about retiring from music to focus on the craft of acting. After almost four TV show guest appearances and a reality show where she plays herself, it’s no wonder Toni is impassioned by the... READ MORE

Dick Van Dyke Almost Gets Roasted In Car

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dick Van Dyke narrowly escaped dying in a car fire when he was saved right before it blew the fuck up. No, this didn’t happen on the set of the set of  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2: Tokyo Drift.... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Take on Kandyland

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t help but feel the Howe Twins are spinning their wheels in their effort to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Lots of activity, very little progress. I wish I could get them in a room, sit them down,... READ MORE

Lady Gaga In A 50’s Convertible With No Pants

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga took a ride in an old convertible without any pants on to celebrate the debut of her music video ‘Applause’ on Good Morning America. Throngs of moderately retarded fans cheered in the streets of New York as... READ MORE

Russian Athletes Kissing to Protest Russian Bullshit

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kseniya Ryzhova and Tatyana Firova decided to kiss during their gold medal ceremony for winning the 4×400 relay race at some important world track and field event in Russia. The female athletes wouldn’t say for sure whether or not... READ MORE