Can this picture really be Alaska Governor and now Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin? Palin was second in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant, so I guess it's possible. If so, it's an awesome strategy by McCain. Why try to defeat your opponent when you just seduce them.
This really sounds like he’s just trying to brag, but David Duchovny checked himself into a rehab facility last night because he's addicted to sex. Okay David, we get it, you get tons of ass. Enough already.
David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein, tells People exclusively. "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.
This guy really is a pervert, as you can tell but these completely unrelated pictures from the set of "Californication". Even the blurry background chicks have huge tits. Was that David’s idea? Did he force the producers to do that, and then did he bang her? Uh, yeah sure why not. Either way, rehab for sex addiction is probably not nearly as hot as it sounds. I like to imagine it's a room full of giggling cheerleaders in nothing but panties with their names across the ass, but more likely it's girls with too much eye shadow and scars on their wrists who cry if you get em in reverse cowgirl. Boo-hoo.
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Very obviously Michael Lohan wasn’t going to sit quietly on the sidelines after his daughter Lindsay called him out, and, predictably, here we have his response to her response to her girlfriends response to his statement, all of which has been done through entertainment websites or myspace.
"Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins.
She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control? I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay.
Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.”
Boooring. Look, it's Lindsay dressed as a cheerleader on the set of Ugly Betty. And you can tell that show is made for girls and gay guys because that's the lamest cheerleader outfit ever. What did they spend on that, like a dollar? It’s the kind of cheerleading outfit goth girls wear to make fun of cheerleaders.
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If you received a note from someone and the first sentence of that note said…
If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life- don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world-
Where would you assume you would have found that note? Is the answer, a) in your email. B) in your mailbox. C) on their public myspace. Keep in mind Lindsay Lohan is the one who wrote the note. And it was to her dad. Hey guess what…
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I'm not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
I admire Lindsays discretion. She really took the highroad, but will her dad get the hint? She should probably get one of those plane banners to say MICHAEL LOHAN SUCKS to fly by the beach just in case.
High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale is ugly, I don’t think anyone has come here today to dispute that, but she did look better yesterday as she walked around LA. I think the secret is for her to wear a bunch of goofy crap around her face that distracts from her terrible nose job. Get a Viking helmet with those big horns or a spinning bowtie and she could be a model. This was all much more flattering in my head before I started to type.
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Hilary Duff's parents have been in a pretty nasty divorce for a few months now, and yesterday is going to do anything but help. Us magazine says that her dad Bob was ordered to spend 10 days in a Texas jail for contempt of court after he violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval. He also has to pay $12,500 to bankroll Hilarys 21st birthday party. That may seem like a lot, but it's exactly half what Hilarys mom was asking for.
The bad news is it seems things will only get more bitter and nasty from here on out. The even worse news is, if the fuckups you read about on this page don’t make you feel good about your own family, nothing ever will.
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Katy Perry had a mold made of her 32DD breasts for some … thing. Some organization. About breast cancer. I think they’re against it, but that’s really just a guess. I found it a little hard to focus.
Yesterday E! reported that Lindsay Lohans GF Samantha Ronson was in talks to write her biography, a plan that didn’t sit too well with Lindsay's dad.
"I've shut up about this long enough," Michael said. "She's using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest."
To which Lindsay replied:
“He’s out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love."
And now Samantha has chimed in as well, writing this on her myspace:
SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied
i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
Eh, whatever. These whores are getting boring fast, and Lindsay is ugly now so I kind of don’t even care. What I do care about is that someone took all the vanilla at Starbucks this morning. Damn you! A pox on the scoundrel who took my precious vanilla!
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