Harry Styles Let One Direction Eat His Candy Thong (VIDEO)

June 24, 2013 | video | Brendon| 0 Comments

This video is almost a week old, but it’s worth sharing because it’s both great to see that idiot kids are still violently hurling random objects at the guys from One Direction at their shows and Harry Styles still isn’t fooling anyone. There have always been questions about Harry’s preferences, what with his zest for […]

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Lais Ribeiro In A Bikini

June 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you have a chance to opt for being young and hot and Brazilian, I’d go for that. You’ll never buy yourself another drink in your life. Also, you get to leave Brazil. Sure, you can go back during non-riot season, and in between the months shopkeepers are allowed to gun down the homeless, but, […]

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Aaron Carter Got His Ass Kicked

June 24, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

A quick journey into the caverns of wisdom that make up Aaron Carter‘s Twitter and Instagram accounts would lead you to believe that the 25-year old singer uses social networking solely to get laid, and you’d probably be right. But he also uses it to let his followers know that he’s the baddest mother fucker […]

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Naked Bar Refaeli Makes Shopping Look Fun

June 24, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

I don’t know what’s happening behind that giant Louboutin bag that Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli posted to her Instagram account yesterday, but I have a hell of an imagination and can give it the old college try. I’m guessing there are two, maybe three breasts behind there, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a […]

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Abercrombie & Fitch Back Down to Taylor Swift Twit Army

June 22, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The most ruthless and heartless power in this world is young teen-aged girl music fans. They will cut your fucking heart out and lap up your blood as your fade from your mortal coils. Bieber fans are notorious for their online death threats of any woman associated with their teen lesbian idol. Taylor Swift fans […]

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LeAnn Rimes In A Bikini

June 22, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two types of crazy. The kind where you’re mumbling in the streets pushing a shopping cart full of shredded plastic. And the kind where you’re a celebrity with enough draw and money to let your crazy leak out in little eccentric bursts. That’s Leann Rimes. The thoughts bubbling in her brain right now […]

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Amanda Bynes Got Her New Fake Titties Removed

June 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

She gave ’em a whirl for about a month, but batshit crazy Amanda Bynes just got her new implants unimplanted. You might recall among her addled non sequitur Twitter rants last months were photos of her newly enhanced tits. They along with her nose job and the voices in her head telling her how pretty […]

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Aaron Hernandez Had a Killer Offseason

June 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Aaron Hernandez is a pretty talented dude. Solid football player for the Patriots. Like many guys in the NFL, when he has a little down time from the season, he enjoys hanging out with thugs, late night strip clubs, and brandishing weapons. It was that or golf and golf is fucking boring. Hernandez is about to […]

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Islamists Declare A Jihad On Russell Brand

June 21, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Russell Brand had to cancel his tour dates in the Middle East over concerns for his safety. You might remember Brand from such films as Forgetting Sarah Marshall or as the dude who used to fuck Katy Perry. Russell was planning on playing in Abu Dhabi and Lebanon on his Messiah Complex tour as a […]

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