There Is Chaos In The House Of Bieber

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the recurring themes in any story involving Justin Bieber being a prickish little douchebag asshole is the presence of his “entourage” members and aspiring rappers Lil Twist and Lil Za (seen above at a Billboard party in... READ MORE

Oh Hey, Joanna Krupa’s Breasts

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Real Housewives star and model Joanna Krupa doesn’t exactly try very hard to keep her amazing body a secret from us perverts of the world, between her generous Instagram posts and her actual job. But it’s still pretty awesome... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens Shook Her Ass With YLA

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens took the stage as a performer for the first time in four years at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles last night with the girl group YLA that she recorded the single “$$$sex” with earlier this year. The... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Is Milking Those Boobs

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody mocked Courtney Stodden when she got insanely big tits. Everybody but her doctor, her mom, and me. Her doctor got paid. Her mom made a vow when Courtney was a child to never ridicule her semi-retarded daughter. And... READ MORE

Ellen Pompeo Cares About Diversity

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sure, who didn’t fucking love the Emmy’s? Well, besides the kids of Jack Klugman and Larry Hagman who both got jobbed by Dead Cory Monteith, try Ellen Pompeo. Not only did she not like the Emmy’s, but she was... READ MORE

Now You Can Bone A Fake Farrah Abraham Vagina

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham, America’s favorite backdoor class act, is back to squeeze out some more money from her fleeting fame with a line of sex toys. The fake vagina and rubber tits were cast from molds taken of her actual... READ MORE

Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini

September 25, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Where do women learn to pose like this? I can barely manufacture a basic smile for a photograph. I feel awkward and always end up looking like a jackass in a Kinko’s sample brochure. Are these chicks going to... READ MORE

Lena Dunham’s Dick

September 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A bizarre piece of Lena Dunham fan fiction has hit the web that first appeared on Craigslist. Some strange/fucked up individual with a thing for doughy annoying chicks decided to post the piece in the “missed connections” section, AKA... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Strips Down In Rolling Stone

September 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus knows how to commit. For her Rolling Stone interview she got the words ‘Rolling Stone’ tattooed onto the bottom of her feet. That’s so fucking punk. Then taking off her top and grabbing her own tit. I... READ MORE

Kanye West is the Master of Time, Space, and Dementia

September 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West clears up many mysteries in his interview with Britain’s BBC Radio 1, which admittedly he only met up with since he thought it stood for Big Black Cock. Kanye is first and foremost a romantic, so he... READ MORE