Chef is back on South Park! Kinda!

Barely a week after Isaac Hayes quit 'South Park' as the voice of Chef, Chef will return to 'South Park' for the premier of Season 10 tomorrow night, March 21. The episode is desribed like this: The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef

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Hey everybody, sorry about the comment section being down. We just have a little tweaking to do, nothing major. Tech Genius Corey noticed that the threads weren't sextastic. In fact, they weren't sextastic at all. He really opened my eyes. I apologize for the inconvenience, but they shouldn't be down long. Thanks again. Or sorry. Whichever one of those applies. [gallery columns="6"]

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Kirstie Alley is lovely

Kirstie Alley says: "I have been in Scientology for over 25 years. In those years I have worked hard to make my dreams a reality. Very few dreams have escaped me and I am extremely thankful now for my successes both professionally and personally. The role Scientology has played in my life has been vital. Without it I simply cannot imagine where I would be right now

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Sophie Monk is new

Aussie actress Sophie Monk seems to be rolling along pretty well lately. She was in that unwatchable 'Date Movie' last month, which is at least work, and she has the female lead in 'Click' with Adam Sandler this summer. But thank God for the blonde hair and kick ass rack. With any luck the boys in school didn't notice those teeth and her last name. Her parents might have well as named her Chip. posted by Brendon,...

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Sting loves strippers

Sting, a well known fan of the strippers, is finally putting his expertise to work and opening his own strip club. The New York Post says: "We hear that the former Police chief is set to launch a satellite of Hollywood burlesque bar Forty Deuce on West 21st Street and 10th Avenue - and among his backers is regal rock legend David Bowie

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Spike Lee has a point

Spike Lee, director of the upcoming 'Inside Man', has spoken up about the acceptance speech of George Clooney at this years Academy Awards. Clooney took the trophy for Best Supporting Actor, then used his time on stage to congratulate Hollywood for its liberal values and progressive thinking, citing Hattie McDaniel's win as Best Supporting Actress in 1939 as proof. But Spike questions whether or not that role was...

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KFeds still got it

I downloaded this exclusive new track from Kevin Federlines MySpace, but when I tried to listen to it, my speakers jumped off the table and ran into the shower. I didn't even know the little guys could do that, I can't even begin to guess how they got the water on. Hear KFeds MySpace exclusive here Posted by Brendon, 10:46 PM, Source = MySpace Angelas sexy good looks are both her blessing and her curse. As is her...

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Kanye West's Mission Impossible song

Good news for people who like songs that only say "kanye" and "impossible" for 5 minutes, because the Kanye West song to be attached to the end credits of 'Mission Impossible 3' was leaked online last night. If, however, you like songs that use more than 2 words in the lyrics, this may not be for you. I'm being sarcastic of course. Kanye is the greatest song writer ever. On this, he rhymes "hospital" with "gosspital"...

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Nick Lachey has a type

Nick Lachey is purportedly continuing his tireless quest of vapid hot girls with low standards, dining out with Laguna Beach alum and pseudo-socialite Kristin Cavallari earlier this week. The two were spotted breaking bread at SoCal haunt Stanley's Restaurant, where Cavallari "was definitely flirting. She was laughing and flipping her hair back. They seemed to be enjoying the conversation," according to one anonymous...

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Site News

I'm sure this ranks right near the top of whatever it is they use to measure things people don't care about, but up until now, this has pretty much been a one man gig. As far as the writing goes, it was just me. Brendon. Hello. But from now on, Emily, who you may have read on College Humor (this little minx) is going to post here as much as she gets around to it. She's not very funny. Or smart. Or hard working. And I...

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Sienna Miller has moved on

Even though rumors are that Jude Law has been haggard and miserable since he was dumped by Sienna Miller, she's moved on quite easily, and now seems to be fairly serious with her 'Factory Girl' co-star Hayden Christensen. Last week she went to Toronto to meet Hayden's parents - where they were caught kissing in his car, as seen below - and this week friends of his are saying he's confessed to being in love. And since...

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Snakes on a Plane trailer

"Why does Hollywood hate the audience" is a question that has haunted man since the dawn of time. Call me a master detective if you want, but I'm going to suggest that this trailer will do anything but help. [gallery columns="6"]

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Tom Cruise is a bully

Tom Cruise blackmailed Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night's airing of the 'South Park' episode about Scientology by warning that he would not promote 'Mission Impossible 3' if they did. Comedy Central and Paramount Studios are both owned by Viacom. Paramount is the studio relying on 'MI3' to be their summer blockbuster. The Scientology episode first aired last November, and was set to rerun Wednesday night, but...

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Its fun out here for a pimp

Three 6 Mafia, Oscar winners in Best Original Song for "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" from the movie 'Hustle and Flow', have apparently not found a place for the statue on their mantle just yet. Instead, they carry it with them wherever they go, and basically use it as an all access pass. IMDb says: (they) rolled up to hot spot Lobby last Thursday and were told only four people would be allowed per table, because the...

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Angelina Jolie is popular

Angelina Jolie is the woman most lesbians want to have sex with, according to the dozens and dozens of readers of the gay magazine 'Diva'. The magazine says, "She's our undisputed dream-girl sending pulses racing and sales rocketing every time she graces the magazine." The magazines top ten: 1. Angelina Jolie - 2. Portia De Rossi - 3. Gina Gershon - 4. Sharon Stone - 5. Jodie Foster - 6. Queen Latifah - 7. Halle Berry...

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