Because she did the voice of Smurfette in the movie, Katy Perry dyed her hair blond for the premiere last week, but now the Smurfs are dead to her and she’s back to dying her hair goofy colors like pink. Which is actually kind of hot. More girls should dye their hair pink. It’s like they’re living a double life, it would be like fucking Wonder Woman.
The cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ packed up and moved out of their Seaside Heights rental for the final time yesterday after filming seasons 4 and 5 of the show back to back. Most of the cast will now move on to various spin-off projects, but at least they went out the same way they came in; idiotic, repulsive and with no trace of dignity.
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At any point during it’s first 8 seasons, I could have described ‘Two And A Half Men’ as being about as funny as a funeral. And now that’s literally true, since that’s how they’re going to explain replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher.
Charlie Sheen’s character Charlie Harper is indeed dead and the season premiere will feature his funeral. Charlie’s girlfriends will come back for the occasion, and his house indeed will be put on the market. The episode will feature potential buyers coming to see the house (as I reported earlier, the list is expected to include real-life celebrities and stars from Men co-creator Chuck Lorre’s other series), with Ashton Kutcher among them.
Wait, this show is a comedy, right? And comedies are things with jokes, with light hearted topics so people can just relax and laugh for a while? I have to ask because either I dont know what a comedy is or CBS doesn’t. Im starting to think its CBS.
Justin Bieber went swimming in his underwear this weekend in Miami, and, um… seriously? He’s almost 18. Isn’t anyone gonna take him to the doctor and find out why he still looks like this? He is a boy, right? Are we positive? Because if not I need to take these pictures down before I get arrested.
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Rihanna is back home in Barbados today for the end of Crop Over, a festival celebrating the end of the sugar cane harvest. And today they had the Grand Kadooment Parade, which is why she’s dressed like this. Or maybe this is how they always dress. I don’t even know where the fuck Barbados is to be honest with you.
The Barbados Tourism Department says…
It is ‘Kadooment Day’ and the `Last Lap’, this is when a culmination of the Island`s top Costume Designers and Bandleaders, masquerade with thousands of revelers in front of judges along the streets, climaxing at the Spring Garden Highway.
You get an ‘A’ for effort Barbados Tourism Department, but I’m still not going, because this sounds like Mardi Gras but instead of drunk sorority girls showing their tits for beads, it’s old ladies dunking a doll stuffed with hay in chicken blood and then stabbing it. For beads.
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Hugh Jackman spent the weekend with his kids in St. Tropez, France, but what started as a fun day at the beach quickly turned ugly. As these shocking pictures clearly show, first he kicked his little girl in the face, probably because she violated one of his many strict rules. Then he dragged her into the deeper water, presumably to hold her under for up to 2 minutes at a time.
God damn you Hugh Jackman! She’s just a little girl, leave her alone!
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That headline is a blatant lie, by the way, but it really helps my google placement when I have the words “selena gomez” and “bikini” and “naked” in a headline. I tried to work in “blowjob” too but I don’t have that much headline space. Someone needs to look into that.
If it’s any consolation she did wear a little bikini at her hotel pool in Orlando yesterday, and then untied the straps when she laid on her stomach. So did I use photoshop to crop the pictures and zoom in on her ass and cleavage with serial killer like precision?
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‘The Dark Knight Rises’ filmed in Pittsburgh over the weekend, and if you liked the first two Christopher Nolan Batman movies but thought they needed more fighting on courthouse steps, good news, because that shit totally happens in the third one. Specifically Batman fighting Bane on some steps. And though he’s not listed by the paparazzi agency and I can’t find any mention of him, that also looks like the first picture of Joseph Gordon Levitt, who plays a beat cop named John Blake.
Oh, um, “spoiler alert”.
Actually, after that Marion Cotillard arrived and ruined all kinds of shit that I probably didn’t want to know about, so, seriously, THERE MAY BE HEAVY SPOILERS HERE. Don’t keep reading if you don’t want to know.