John Mayer drove his new sky blue and orange Ford GT to his personal trainers house yesterday before going to a gas station and then to have lunch with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Hopefully the big number 6 John has on the side will be enough to make him stand out in a crowd. Maybe he should put Christmas lights around it and a siren on the roof just in case.
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I like to think I have a reasonably favorable impression of white people, but then Sex and the City made 60 million dollars and I remembered that a huge number of us are fucking idiots. I love blaming bad things on minorities but that one falls squarely on us whites. No sisters were putting down 15 dollars to see Sarah Jessica Parker whine about the Prada fairy bag for two hours. Anyway, Cynthia Nixons girlfriend, that hunk in the gray sport coat above, is a manly dyke. Shocking, yes?
SEX AND THE CITY star CYNTHIA NIXON confesses her lesbian lover CHRISTINE MARINONI hates wearing women's clothes.
The actress – who has been dating Marinoni since the end of her marriage to Danny Mozes in 2003 – once tried to encourage her partner to wear feminine clothes.
But Marinoni was not interested.
She says, "She only wears men's clothes. She won't even wear any kind of women's shoes.
"I bought her a pair of cowboy boots that were from a women's department, and she was like, 'Don't do this again.'"
That might be the best barometer ever to gauge someone’s level of gay. When cowboy boots are too feminine, that will win the gold medal for most amount of gay, and then proceeding to threaten your partner will set the world record. (picture source = inf daily)
The prosecution rested yesterday in the R. Kelly child pornography trial in Chicago. Their final witness was a 27-year-old woman named Lisa Van Allen, who testified that she had a three-way with Kelly and the alleged victim, who was around 13 at the time. It turns out that’s illegal. EW says:
Van Allen testified that Kelly taped their trysts and alleged that last year he offered her $250,000 to recover one of the tapes. She told the court that Kelly seemed obsessed with taping his exploits and claims he carried around a bag full of the homemade videos. ''He carried it everywhere with him,'' she said. ''Wherever he was at, the bag would follow him.''
The defense beings tomorrow, although let's face it they’re screwed. You're not gonna find very many people in favor of fucking little kids. And the ones who are will probably not defend it while on a jury in a courtroom surrounded by cops and jail cells. Trust me on this. Don’t worry about how I know. Mind your own business. No, you're a pervert. No you are.
Initially, as Tatum O’Neal was being arrested after buying cocaine and crack on the streets of New York City, she claimed that her actions were simply for a role she was researching. The bad news is that may have been a lie. The good news is that the new lie is even dumber. Us magazine says…
Former child star (and recovering addict) Tatum O'Neal says the death of her 16-year-old Scottish terrier almost caused her to relapse.
"There's no excuse for what I did," the 44-year-old actress — who was arrested after allegedly buying crack and cocaine Sunday in NYC — told the New York Post on Monday, the day of her arraignment.
Three weeks ago, O'Neal said, "I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena. That seemed to set me off.
"She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words."
Tatum needs to stop. First of all, Scottish terriers are not immortal. They all die at some point and, I don't have any official stats in front of me, but I'm willing to bet most of the owners don't turn to crack afterwards. Second of all, they suck. I have dogs and they’re awesome but Scottish terriers suck. There’s no way anyone would be that upset if one died. They could all die and the world’s only worry would be what to do with all those god damn red plaid doggie sweaters and bonnets with elastic straps. Thirdly, we started with, "I wasn’t doing crack I only bought it for a role", then went to, "I did crack because my old annoying yappy little disease ridden dog died". This is not heading in the right direction. Based on this next she’ll say she did it because "it was really bright out today". Or, "that dealer had really good prices."
This page isn’t about politics or anything but the huge breaking news right now is that Hillary Clinton and her big giant ankles will finally concede the Democratic nomination for President to Barrack Obama. No one gives a shit what I think about politics so I’ll just stop right here. On a side note, "Barrack" is how the cartoonish Chinese shop keeper in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie would say "black". "Rook at dat barrack man ova dere." Just seems ironic.
source = yahoo news
Amy Winehouse, who is 24-years-old by the way, looked radiant yesterday as she arrived back at her home in London after a day in court for the start of her husbands trial. Which is bad news. I was hoping they would break up. I catch myself daydreaming about her all the time lately, mostly whenever "Hey There Delilah" comes on. I like to pretend it's our song and I'm singing it just for her. Then I pretend we're on our way to a picnic, riding a tandem bike down by the stream. Then playing footsie in the grass and giggling. *sigh*. Oh Amy, a thousand miles seems pretty far, but they've got planes and trains and cars, I'd walk to you if I had no other way.
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Last night on the Denise Richards reality show, Denise ended things by calling People magazine reporter Lycia Naff a "cunt". And quite frankly Naff deserved it because she sat there smirking like an ass and blowing her off while Richards was trying to explain something. I would have called her a cunt too. Then I would have bonked her on the head and ripped open her shirt to reveal her terrible secret. Lycia Naff is actually … THIS WOMAN! Dun-dun-dun!!! That’s right. Lycia Naff was the hooker with three boobs in "Total Recall". Eat my righteous fists, Future Whore!
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I think Jessica Alba might be pregnant. I can't put my finger on it, I’ve just got this feeling.
(full size picture here. I don’t know what country sent a photographer to hide in Jessica Albas trees while she tried to relax in her pool, but I think it might be those pervert French. I still have my suspicions that they were behind Pearl Harbor as well. YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS FRANCE!!!)
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