morning headlines

JASMINE FIORE – model mayhem is terrific, but it might be time to take Jasmines profile down. Especially since her last post said "please shoot me". I wasn't even looking for this and found it, despite only browsing around for 10 minutes. Well, under an hour at least. 1... read more

lindsay is a good influence

It goes without saying that the Lohans are dumb as rocks, so someone over there thought it would be a good idea for Lindsay to take her 15-year-old sister Ali to bars, in hopes that Ali would be more like Lindsay, who is washed up at age 23 precisely because she spent... read more

the President calls Kanye a jackass

Most Democrats these days are socialist pussies who are offended by everything and their solution to anything entertaining is to fuss over it like some kind of woman and then add a tax, and President Obama may be all or none of those things for all I know, but at least... read more

there he is!

Anyone else getting this awesomely timed ad? God damn Scotch, the dog just died. Give her a minute. read more

Paris Hilton is a good person

Paris Hilton was in Milan, Italy last night, and during an event at a "gay friendly" club, she initially refused to hold a sign that read, "Stop Homophobia". Later she said it was a misunderstanding. I was so impressed, I went and told her so. ME: Hey Paris. I'm glad you... read more

Alessandra knows how to dress

Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio had a kid this time last year, but you'd never know it by looking at her as she strutted around Manhattan last night in damn near nothing. Is there anything on earth better than a hot girl who dresses slutty? Actually yes,... read more


Say what you will about Jessica Simpson, but she's an optimist, as you can tell by the fact that she has taken to twitter to help find her dog after it was STOLEN BY COYOTES! My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!... read more

Kanye really is sorry

Kanye West honored his commitment and appeared on the premier of the Jay Leno show last night, but before performing with Rihanna and JayZ he sat down and HOLY SHIT someone take away this dudes belts and shoelaces before he kills himself. I think its safe to say he... read more

aw screw you, kanye

You were gonna see this later today anyway. Might as well get it over with. read more

1952 - 2009

In January of 2008, Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with Stage IV pancreatic cancer. Stage IV is the final of the five stages (0,1,2,3,4), meaning the cancer had already spread to other organs. Given just weeks to survive, he continued to travel with his wife of 34 years,... read more

afternoon headlines

KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he's a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone... read more

who wore it better?

Not only did Elinu, the High Priest in the 1956 movie ‘the Mole People', work the same hat as Lady GaGa (left) 50 years earlier, but he looked sexier doing it. And yes, I am in a position to judge GaGa based on looks. I know I'm hot. It's part of who I am, and it's just... read more