By brendon February 10, 2012 @ 5:12 PM
No one asked for it, bet here are pictures of Naomi Watts and Robin Wright at the beach anyway, filming ‘The Grandmothers’ today in Sydney, and the pictures are every bit as sexy as that title implies. It’s like a grainy Lands End catalog.
(image source = bauer griffin and pacific coast)
By brendon February 10, 2012 @ 3:55 PM
Madonna was on Ryan Seacrests radio show this morning, and even though her entire career is based on being a “scandalous” attention whore, she thinks it’s juvenile and desperate when other people do the very same thing.
Madonna says her Super Bowl experience was filled with “warmth, love, and support,” but when it came to M.I.A.‘s digit malfunction, (she) was not happy.
“I wasn’t happy about it. I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity — it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager…irrelevant thing to do.”
That’s right Madonna. What M.I.A. does is “punk rock”, and flipping off a crowd is a “teenager” thing. After that Madonna told Ryan about the time she caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. “I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…”
(source = getty and access hollywood)
By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 8:20 PM
The Sun and INF posted two new pictures of Macaulay Culkin today, and even though he looked “worryingly emaciated”, his manager told E! that he’s doing great, and “in perfectly good health.” Which can only mean that his manager is Willem Dafoe, and thinks that this is what people are supposed to look like.
(image source = inf daily)
By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 8:04 PM
Janice Dickinson was out at BOA last night, and the models of today really should look at her as a role model and do the things she does. And by that I mean wear invisible shirts, and be so worn down and defeated by life that they’d have sex with me.
(image source = fame)
By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 4:24 PM
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are in Australia today, and she’s in a bikini drinking champagne in a hot tub with some other random girls who are also in bikinis, and he’s holding a naked babies penis up to his face. He must really really like that babies penis.
By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 2:58 PM
‘This Means War’ had it’s big fancy premiere last night in Hollywood, and not only did Reese Witherspoon stop and sign tons if autographs for the fans, but she more or less showed them her tits too. Because some actors are actually friendly. Lindsay Lohan came along after that and gave one of her fans a handjob, but that was more because she needed $20.
By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 1:39 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger went on his WhoSay page last night, because apparently he has one of those, and posted this picture with the caption:
“After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.”
He probably is having a great time lately because ‘Expendables 2′ was filmed in Prague and Hong Kong, ‘The Last Stand’ was in Mexico, and ‘The Tomb’ is in Louisiana. It’s really given him a wide variety of maids to bang.
By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 12:47 PM
Kylie Bisutti won the Victoria’s Secret Model Search in 2009 when she was just 19, but now she’s decided she shouldn’t model bikinis and lingerie anymore because she’s religious, and somehow that means her husband is the only one who should see the sides of her tits.
“I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith,” Bisutti told FOX411.
“I’m Christian, and reading the Bible more, I was becoming more convicted about it.”
“My body should only be for my husband and it’s just a sacred thing. I didn’t really want to be that kind of role model for younger girls because I had a lot of younger Christian girls that were looking up to me and then thinking that it was okay for them to walk around and show their bodies in lingerie to guys.”
Ahh, and yet in the Parable of the Talents, Jesus talks about a master who gives his servants some money, and instead of investing it, one of the servants says, “I went away and hid your talent in the earth.” And he’s punished. So it’s a sin if we don’t use the gifts God has given us. And tits like that on a 19-year-old are definitely a gift. Trust me, I look at tits all day, those are special.
So look Jesus, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but if we work together on this we can get this girl back in bikinis. I can either be your best friend… or your worst enemy!