Lady Gaga is fan friendly

By brendon December 21, 2010 @ 12:11 PM


Lady Gaga is known for having a good relationship with her fans, but apparently that doesn’t mean you’re allowed to feel her tits, because she got upset about it yesterday in Paris when one if them did that. In the fans defense, if you don’t want people touching you to see if something is real, maybe you shouldn’t give them the impression that you might be a ghost from the Titanic.

(source = pacific coast news)

Tracy Morgan had a kidney transplant

By brendon December 21, 2010 @ 11:44 AM

(why would a 42 year old have organs randomly shutting down? maybe the story Jay Mohr told on Opie and Anthony about him and Tracy doing PCP is related in some way)

Tracy Morgan has had diabetes since 1996 but, and this is gonna amaze you, but he says he didn’t really take it seriously or take care of himself until 2006 when he got sick and almost had his foot amputated. But since then he’s turned things around and things are going great.

Oh wait never mind no they’re not.

Tracy Morgan had a kidney transplant and will miss at least two episodes of the NBC sitcom.
Morgan had successful surgery “on or around Dec. 10,” and the show’s writers will work his absence into the show by saying he had “some sort of meltdown because of a good thing that’s happened to him.”
Morgan, who plays Tracy Jordan on “30 Rock,” could miss up to three episodes, depending of his recovery, with his missed episodes slated to air in March.

You can’t help but be impressed by NBC’s obvious concern. About their TV show at least. Not so much for their employee. “We need to stop casting, you know, those people. They’re always getting diabetes, I think they like it,” NBC probably said.

Lindsay Lohan is still drinking while in rehab

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 5:53 PM


On October 22nd, Judge Elden Fox went against all common logic and the recommendation of the Los Angeles DA by sending Lindsay Lohan to rehab instead of jail for repeatedly violating her probation after a DUI back in… I don’t even know anymore. It seems like 50 years ago. I remember I had to get my parents permission to go online and read the story when it happened, and the internet kept going down when the phone rang.

But the judge bought her bullshit story about wanting to change, just like the judges before him, and gave her another chance. So with 59 days down and 14 to go, let’s see how Lindsay is doing in rehab. TMZ says…

Lindsay Lohan (and her) roommates had a party a week ago last Saturday night, (and) the booze was flowing.

Are you surprised? I know I was surprised.

We’re told Lindsay and her roomies were staying at a satellite house at the Betty Ford Clinic. The roommates were “drinking heavily” and somehow the Betty Ford people found out and busted them.
The roommates were moved back to the main facility at Betty Ford, which has more supervision.
As for Lindsay, we’re told there was no evidence she had been drinking, but we’re told after the incident Betty Ford officials decided Lindsay could not leave the area for Christmas.
We’re also told Lindsay has gone back to the main Betty Ford facility, not for punishment but for “intensive therapy.”
By the way, sources connected with Lindsay are telling us she went out with two of her roommates the night of the party to a bar. We could not independently confirm the story, however, again, we’re told there’s no evidence Lindsay was drinking.

Um, yes, there is evidence she was drinking. The evidence is that she’s Lindsay Lohan. She’s a drunken loser who doesn’t give a fuck and thinks knows she’s above the law.

Just for posterity’s sake, let’s flash back to what the judge told Lindsay on October 22nd.

“Let me be clear; I’m going to do exactly what the DA wants if you violate the program in any way, if you leave the program early, and if you test positive.”

What the DA wanted was to throw Lindsay in jail. “Exactly” what the DA wanted was to throw Lindsay in jail for a long time. This is only a guess but I assume holding a house party while in rehab is a violation of the program. So will Lindsay be going to jail now? Oh, gosh, I wonder what the answer will be. Hold on to your hats because I bet it’s surprising!

Black Swan looks like a good movie

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 3:44 PM

One reason why Black Swan got so much attention is because there’s a scene where Mila Kunis essentially pounces on Natalie Portman and goes down on her. Another reason was Darren Aronofskys ability to tell a complex story about a downward spiral into madness. But really it was that first one, about lesbians and pussy.

Vanessa Hudgens had a birthday

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 2:39 PM


Newly single Vanessa Hudgens celebrated her 22nd birthday this weekend at Pure inside Caesars Palace in Vegas, and that could mean only one thing; lots of pictures of Vanessa looking over her shoulder with that slutty little pout she does. What’s that Vanessa, you want me to stare at your ass? Don’t Mind If I Do!

Monday morning headlines

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 9:56 AM


TRON – easily won the weekend box office with $43.6 million, which was disappointing considering Disney thought it would make at least 50, but not disappointing considering this movie sucks. (deadline)

LINDSAY LOHAN – has moved to a new undisclosed rehab facility because she felt threatened after receiving crank calls at her Betty Ford “sober house”. I wonder what the calls said? If they were the ones offering Lindsay 50 dollars for a blow job, my offer still stands, baby. (e!)

JACK BLACK – is a hoot! He was the star of the Gulliver’s Travels premiere this weekend, and look haha, his shirt says “I See Small People”! OMFG LOL! Do you get it? It’s a reference to that movie from 11 years ago! And now he’s pretending to use karate on me! Oh no haha! Don’t hurt me! You’ve already broken my funny bone, haha! (God I fucking despise this asshole.)

Megan Fox is in a bikini

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 8:00 AM


Megan Fox gave her seemingly loveless marriage another shot this weekend when she went to Hawaii with her husband whose name I can never remember, and put on this sexy bikini.

She’s obviously real thin here, which is great, but that means her boobs are now smaller, which is not great. Why does it have to be one or the other! If Sophie’s Choice had been about a guy, instead of choosing which dumb ass kid would live, it would have been about that.

(source = bauer-griffin)

Cameron Diaz is a GD monster

By brendon December 20, 2010 @ 7:34 AM


Do we ever send anyone good down to Mexico? Or is it just fug, out of shape whores like Cameron Diaz (who was there again this weekend with Alex Rodriguez), Jennifer Aniston, Chelsea Handler, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan? I’m pleasantly surprised they haven’t declared war on us at this point.

(source = inf daily and splash news online)