Shannon Elizabeth is being sued

Shannon Elizabeth's ex husband, actor Joseph D. Reitman (this handsome fella) is seeking half of all property and assets the pair accumulated during the five years they lived together before they were married. Elizabeth filed for divorce last June. In his suit, Reitman claims Elizabeth secretly transferred assets acquired before their marriage and contends that he deserves half. He also claims to have sacrificed his...

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Angelina Jolie is prudent

Experts agree that the best time to learn to fly planes is when your super super pregnant. Waiting a few months is discouraged, and in some places, illegal. But once you get to the point where you can tip a women over, and her arms just kind of stick straight out as if you knocked over a saw horse, doctors recommend a first time solo flight. Bull riding and dodge ball tournaments come during crowning. [gallery...

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Vin Diesel is Hannibal

Vin Diesel tells Details magazine that he is still determined to do a trilogy based on the life of Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who crossed the Alps on elephants and came as close as any foreign general ever did to defeating Rome. Diesels production company has set up offices in Spain, where he is retracing Hannibal's steps, hiking into the Alps, and visiting the ruins in Cartagena and Saguntum. And if you...

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Tom and Katie are married. Maybe.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly have been married for eight months. They are said to have wed on a Scientology owned yacht in the Caribbean last July, about three months after they met for the first time and one month after getting engaged in Paris. They were wed by a Scientology chaplain in front of John Travolta and Kirstie Alley among others and exchanged gold rings emblazoned with triangular Scientology...

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Adriana Lima is a virgin

Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima is on the cover of the new GQ behind the headline "The World's Most Voluptuous Virgin." That's right. Virgin. She says: "Sex is for after marriage. (Men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there's no respect, that means they don't want me." Why does this feel like some fable where your deal with the devil makes all your wishes come true, but always with some cruel and...

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Is Jessica Simpson pregnant?

Ted Casablanca on E! drops a bombshell today, hinting that Jessica Simpson may be pregnant. According to "super close sources" who have "never been wrong before", he says: "Britney preggers again? Prolly. More on that tomorrow

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Damon Wayans is denied

Damon Wayans was refused again today for a trademark on the word "nigga" by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Wayans was hoping to start a clothing line called 'Nigga', but was denied the name because of an Act of Congress that makes it illegal to "register a word that is scandalous or that disparages a particular group." He will once again appeal the ruling, but the chances of a different outcome are slim. This...

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Pam Anderson is classy

I'm not positive who David is, but it's obviously someone pretty classy. All I know for sure is that he's the one who wrote his phone number on Pam Andersons giant rack Monday night in London. Look for a guy in a tweed jacket, smoking a pipe, taking up for Hegel's 'Phenomenology' while Pam sides with Aristotle's Syllogism. That will probably be him. Sluttiness like this is just another reason I would still totally...

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Scarlett Johansson is the prettiest

Scarlett Johansson has been named as Hollywood's most natural beauty by a new survey of make-up artists. The 21 year old topped Kate Winslet and Catherine Zeta-Jones because of her "luminous skin and luscious pout" according to a poll of the National Association Of Screen Make-Up Artists And Hairdressers. Orlando Bloom was named as the man who looks the best in real life, followed by Jake

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Charlize Theron is not single

Charlize Theron is angry at reports that started over the weekend claiming she has broken up with longtime boyfriend Stuart Townsend. Theron insists they are still together and very happy. Rumors began when Theron was seen at recent awards ceremonies - including the Oscars, where she was nominated for Best Actress and took her mom as a date - but she insists that is simply because her Irish lover has been away...

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American Idol is everywhere

The domination of 'American Idol' will grow even stronger starting tonight with the arrival of an hour long pre-show hosted by former finalist Kimberley Caldwell on the TV Guide channel. Whatever the hell that is. The show will feature contestants previously voted off and past 'Idol' favorites, plus exclusive footage from auditions, outtakes and post-performance confessions. And Thursday, the Fox Reality Channel will...

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Melissa Theuriau is topless

I'm unapologetically jingoistic, and obviously the French are despicable, but is Melissa Theuriau really that great. Seriously. Really? Obviously she's cute for a newscaster, but Jesus, let's not get carried away. People go insane over her. Her face seems a little pointy, like I could see myself drawing whiskers and a rat tail on her picture. Is she really any hotter than Jackie Guerrido on Univision or Eleonora...

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Isaac Hayes leaves South Park

While not specifically mentioning the 'Trapped in a Closet' episode, in which Scientology was ridiculed, Isaac Hayes asked today to be released from his contract and no longer wishes to provide 'South Park' with the voice of Chef. Hayes has been a member of Scientology for 14 years, but was said to be bothered by a percieved "growing insensitivity toward personal spiritual beliefs" in the media, including the recent...

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Angelina Jolie is to kill for

Rosario Dawson told the Sci Fi channel that 'A Dame to Kill For', the sequel to 'Sin City', is on hold because director Robert Rodriguez is determined to wait for Angelina Jolie to get through her pregnancy, and then hope she'll take the title role. Dawson says: "The film's been kind of postponed because Robert has been interested in Angelina Jolie for the lead. But she's very pregnant right now. So that's putting an...

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Michael Douglas has a short memory

Michael Douglas chimes in about Hollywood marriages in this months GQ, and seems confused that some could take their vows and families so lightly. "You learn to respect something of value and nurture it and treat it well. I mean, don't ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger [and Kenny Chesney]. I don't know how you get married for four months. And Julia [Roberts] with Lyle [Lovett]. There must be some incredible...

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