Kirsten Dunst is as hot as ever

Remember when Kirsten Dunst was a huge star? That was weird, huh? But it's true. And it drove me insane. She was my nemesis. Not only was she disgusting to look at, with her cold clammy fishlike skin and creepy little baby teeth offset by two big giant fangs, but she was... read more

Eva Longoria flashed David Letterman

Eva Longoria was on David Letterman last night to promote her new cookbook (wait, what), and since she's not afraid to dress sexy she dressed sexy. And by that I mean she wore some very short shorts and a super tight jacket and that was it. An outfit like that doesn't... read more

Rosa Blasi has a book to promote

Ever heard of Make It or Break It? Yeah me neither. Apparently it's on ABC Family, and "follows a group of teen Olympic hopefuls as they train and prepare for their day in the spotlight." Well Rosa Blasi is on that show, and her day in the spotlight begins right now... read more

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to be his third "goddess"

When you surround yourself with one kind of person long enough, you start to think all people are like that. Date a bunch of dirty whores for a year or two, then go out with an accountant and she's gonna look pretty surprised when you nonchalantly pound it in her ass. In... read more

LeAnn Rimes is photogenic

When LeAnn Rimes took the court Monday night to sing the National Anthem before the NCAA basketball championship game, it was hard not to notice that she looked like hell, a boney horse-legged mess. So to fight back at rumors wondering if she has an eating disorder,... read more

the star of 'Teen Mom' is in a bikini

Just to be clear that's not Jenelle Evans, the star of Teen Mom, in the headline. That's Page 3 model Leilani Dowding on Miami beach yesterday, about 10 minutes before she finally took off that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water (NSFW). Now... read more

Jennifer Aniston thinks she should marry George Clooney

Jennifer Aniston is such a delight to be around that she cant keep a boyfriend for more than a week, and to put that into perspective, even that women who cut off her husbands dick while he was asleep went on to get engaged and have a 14 year relationship. Perhaps... read more

Mollie Kings trip to the pool was a complete success

Thanks to the quiet dignity of the ... London ... tabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And ... read more

Billy Crystal has still got it

Proving that his powers of comic observation are as razor sharp and lightning fast as they've ever been, Billy Crystal has noticed that the young people of today sure do like vampires. And that was the end of his idea. Nonetheless he took that information and got Helen... read more

The Saturdays are in LA, bikinis

The UK girl group "the Saturdays" are in LA this week to shoot a new video, and yesterday they took a break by the pool. Una Healy (the one in the headline) is my favorite, in part because she has red hair, and as far as being hot girls with red hair are second only to... read more

Angelina Jolie may have adopted another kid (update!)

Most people have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. For example, here she is at the Salt premier last July. The two lines at the bottom say N 43° 41' 21" E 07° 14' 28", and if... read more

Audrina Patridges mom isnt that great

These bikini pictures of Audrina Patridge came out on Friday, then over the weekend people started to figure out Audrinas mom was in some of the pictures too, and now the internet is going all apeshit with dumb MILF and incest jokes. And yes, her mom looks good in the... read more

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