afternoon headlines

BRUNO – the red-band NSFW trailer hit today (here or the source), and it’s filled with amazing advice, including how to defend your self against a man with two dildos. Oh of course, the backwards kick! Next time is gonna be different. (source = trailer park)JENNIFER... read more

megan fox in dt magazine

I don’t know what DT magazine is but Megan Fox is in it, and of course she took her top off. She does that all the time because, as she explained in an interview once, when she’s naked she feels alive. I only feel alive when I'm dancing. Can our two worlds... read more

gizmo likes attention - update

Viet Cong spy Tila Tequila distracted everyone outside One Sunset lounge last night by flashing her bra and panties. Meanwhile, while everyone was looking at the breasts, North Korea began fueling long range rockets. Coincidence? C’mon man, you can’t afford to be this... read more

like some kind of supermom

If you think there’s no bias against the Lohans, maybe you can explain how people are always saying parents should spend time with their kids, yet when Dina brought her 15-year-old daughter to a bar, THEY REFUSED TO LET HER IN! What is this, Russia?!?! When a 46-year-old... read more

morning headlines

JOHN MAYER - gawker says his new song is about a “woman obsessed with another man and can communicate only indirectly, for example through national tabloid magazines.” But they don’t name the woman, instead they say something about Jenifer Ansiton. Hey Gawker, WTF? (... read more

britney is a master criminal

People magazine says that Britneys “life has gone from soap opera to spy novel” after the testimony yesterday in court by Sam Luftis sister Christina, who said Britney contacted her to secretly attain a prepaid cell phone to make calls without her fathers knowledge.... read more

evening headlines

WOLVERINE – the X-Men sequel won’t hit theatres for another month, but a nearly finished print leaked online last night around 7:30. The source of the leak is still unknown, but I assume that Dougray Scott somehow did it. (source = variety)MADONNA – her lawyer confirms... read more

pretend britney is super hot

The new Candies ads featuring Britney Spears went online today, and it’s a little insulting for them to insinuate that Britney still looks like this (uh), but other ads tell you that turning on your thermostat causes dollar signs to escape out the top of it, and they act... read more

megan fox might be weird

Megan Fox rushed right into Bar Marmount last night (perhaps anxious to enjoy some award winning Three Olives vodka) and one thing is clear: she’s not stuck up. The winner of the Handsome Man Contest let her in, then she hung out with some filthy hippie who sells candles... read more

EXCLUSIVE - the Lindsay sex tape

A plan is in place for Lindsay Lohan to release two hardcore sex tapes. She has refused this offer several times already, but competing groups are now driving the price to insane heights. The producer loaning her the Maserati is not the only one in porn trying to get her... read more

morning headlines

BRUNO – the first cut of the follow-up to “Borat” has received an NC-17 rating. Maybe because of the scene where the black baby he bought arrives in a cardboard box at the airport. Or because you can see the baby in pictures of Bruno having gay sex. And yet he’s still a... read more

what is your deal, buddy

I don’t know why that old man is so pissed off, or why he’s wearing a bikini, but Pam Anderson hit the beach in Malibu yesterday and while her kids were playing in the water, she sat nearby with a sewing needle and patched up a pair of their shirts. Which is actually... read more