Gavin Rossdale And Gwen Stefani Seem Like Pretty Cool Parents

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sure, their bands were perfect examples of how terribly shitty the pop “rock” music of the 1990s was, and, sure, a 47-year old man has no business wearing a choker, no matter how hip or cool he thinks he... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Had A Better Birthday Than You

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner turned 16-years old back on August 10, and she posted the above image of her brand new Mercedes G Class SUV to Instagram to remind everyone that her family is wealthier than everyone else because her older... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn’t Fooling Us

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

People have always thought that black is the best color for fatties to wear to offer the illusion that they’re slimmer than they actually are, so that’s why I assume Jennifer Love Hewitt squeezed her pregnant body into a... READ MORE

Dr. Phil Has Questions

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dr. Phil doesn’t just inuit stuff in his giant melon brain, he goes out and does his research. Like learning if it’s cool to nail a drunk girl. This may or may not pertain to a show he’s putting... READ MORE

Fred Figglehorn Is Gay (VIDEO)

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re not coming out of the closet in Hollywood (NBA, WWE, or the local community theater) these days, you’re simply not working. To nobody’s surprise, that annoying YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn, his name is something else for real,... READ MORE

Sydney Leathers Made Another Sex Tape

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I thought she already made a sex tape, but I guess this is the real real sex tape released today. It certainly looks like sex. As opposed to sexting, which is to sex as watching Food TV is to... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Is Assless

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess you give credit to Taylor Swift for becoming famous without benefit of having an ass. When I think about popular female music artists, I think about girls with big booty shaking asses lip-synching generic thumping Babyface Edmonds... READ MORE

Simon Cowell Has It All

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess Simon won. He’s turned a bunch of amateur talent contest shows into mega hits, he has a good eye for spotting crappy music that teen girls love, he bangs lots of hot women, owns a yacht, and... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne Makes Out With Winnie Cooper

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Forget every bad thing I ever said about Avril Lavigne, her stupid bloated midget first husband, her musical soul robbing Nickelback second husband, her trumped up skater persona, and even her being Canadian and therefore deserving of being locked... READ MORE