kim kardashian is still in miami

Half of these Kim Kardashian pictures were taken yesterday in Miami while Kim was at work. The other half were taken yesterday in Miami while Kim relaxed after a hard day at work. Good luck trying to figure out which ones are which. (source = splash news online) [gallery... read more

down goes lindsay

Of course when I said, "who wants look at Lindsay any more than they have to", I forgot the footage of her falling down last night. Everyone can enjoy something like that. Especially this one. It's not an innocent stumble. It's like a Home Alone movie. She hits the... read more

lindsay lohan has no money

And yes, obviously that picture isn't Lindsay Lohan. It's Scarlett Johansson, in a new poster for 'Iron Man 2'. And it's there because who the hell wants to look at Lindsay any more than they have to. Not me, in case you couldn't tell. We've learned Lindsay was two... read more

its hayden and her boyfriend

"Hi Mr, Panettiere. I'm heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko. I'm gonna split your daughter in half one day." Yeah so Hayden and her boyfriend had breakfast at Le Pain in West Hollywood today. It looks like she should be riding on his back like Yoda. They don't... read more

lindsay fell down again

You know the phrase "falling down drunk"? Well that came about because drunk people fall down a lot. In other news, Lindsay Lohan was out again last night and for the third time in two weeks, fell on her ass as she left a party. Apparently she can only remain upright for... read more

friday morning headlines

COLLEGE HUMOR - is having their Americas Hottest College Girl contest. Remember this hot bitch? Oh good you're nodding (I can see you through your webcam, btw). Well that's Nikki. And everyone should go vote for her. Because she reads Tyler too, and she asked me to put... read more

thursday afternoon headlines

MICHELLE BOMBSHELL - is one of the models used for the plastic surgeon who did such an awesome job on her breast implants. Geoff found this and thought I might want to see some tits. He guessed correctly. (screencap) JEFFREY DAHMER - may have killed Adam Walsh, the son... read more

kim kardashian is f'n hot

Less than 2 years ago, Kim Kardashians ass looked like this in a bikini (and this and this). Today in Miami she filmed a commercial for a diet pill called The Greatest Fucking Pill Ever, and now it looks like this. Although there may be some side effects, like it might... read more

jay leno is a lying scumbag

Jay Leno told Joy Behar (wait what) that both he and Conan O'Brien got screwed by NBC, and considering Jay never should have been fired in the first place, he has a good point. Except that he made it backstage at 'the Tonight Show', and he just glosses over why Conan got... read more

haylie duff is much improved

It can't be easy to have a sibling who is way more famous and sexy than you. I know it still haunts my brother (editors note - zing!). So a while back Haylie Duff went and had plastic surgery on her nose. Among other things, apparently. Bouncy things. Good for her. She... read more

anna paquin is bisexual

All girls are bisexual of course (the ones who say they're not just don't have any hot friends) but most don't have the courage to admit it. That's why you need to ply them with alcohol. But Anna Paquin has given in to desire and tasted her forbidden passion and she... read more

sandra bullock looks great

For the first time since news broke that her husband was banging all kinds of whores, Sandra Bullock was seen in public yesterday. Sort of. John Gotti came back from the dead to drive her from her house in the Hollywood Hills to her agent in Beverly Hills, but she was... read more

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