Nic Cage may have dropped his son when he was drunk

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 4:47 PM


As you know, Nic Cage was arrested 8 days ago in New Orleans because he was drunk and yelling at the police, which they hate, and he reportedly grabbed the arm of his annoyingly hot wife Alice Kim during an argument about where they lived. Now on top of all that, a new report says he maybe dropped his 5 year old son too. The Daily Mail says…

The New Orleans police report reads: ‘At some point, Mr Cage fell while holding their son. The fall caused the five (5) year old child to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee, and she [Alice] then recovered the child.’
A witness, it is reported, described a different story, saying he saw Cage ‘pull the male child to the ground by his hand’.
The report went on to note that a ‘child abuse detective was notified’.
Alice refused police permission to interview their son – but a photograph of the injury was taken.
Police described Cage as ‘hysterical’ and ‘irrational’ when they interviewed him after the incident.

Jesus, how could they tell. Nic Cage always seems hysterical and irrational. I wouldn’t be surprised if he dropped the kid on purpose because he thought it might be filled with candy.

Lindsay Lohan will be on the Tonight Show tonight

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 12:33 PM

Yesterday, just two days after taking her 5th mug shot, Lindsay Lohan taped an interview for the Tonight Show that will air Tuesday, and this morning the Today Show had a clip of Jay Leno asking her a question. So let’s play a game.

One of these quotes is from her answer to Jay, one is what she said to a judge in July of 2010, one is from an interview in February of 2010, and one is from an interview in March of 2009. Guess which one is from yesterday and you win 3 months of WWTDD Pro. That’s a $9,000 value.

LENO: “At what point did you realize, ‘Oh my God, I could lose this, this could slip away from me?’ ”

LINDSAY 1 – “I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them.”

LINDSAY 2 – “I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career…I take responsibility for my actions.”

LINDSAY 3 – “I just want to live the dream that I’ve worked so hard for since I was 4 years old.
“My past is my past and it’s been a long one, but I’m growing more and learning more day by day.
No one is perfect … You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself.“

LINDSAY 4 – “Being young and being in the position I was in, you don’t really take the time to appreciate what you have … But I’m not a kid anymore, I’m 24, I’ve made a lot of mistakes and I recognize that. I’m in the clear now, and as long as I stay focused, I can achieve what I want to achieve.”

I know it was subtle but my point is she says this shit all the time. It’s kind of sad. Maybe she could have been more than she is but she was born to two white trash retards and this is what you get. This is why we need to take away kids bike helmets and hand them lit fireworks taped to a dodge ball. That stuff used to kill or at least maim all the clumsy, slow witted dumb asses. The rope swing was their natural predator. Now they grow up and have 8 fuckin kids all exactly like Lindsay.

(1 = February 2010, 2 = July 2010, 3 = March 2009, 4 = yesterday)

Rachel Bilson is in a bikini, part 2

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 10:14 AM


Yesterday morning there were tons of pictures from the weekend of Rachel Bilson in a red bikini on a beach in Barabdos. Long story short; her ass is fantastic.

But there were also pictures of her in a black bikini, and I set those aside to post later in the day. Now, some might assume I forgot about that and then played Portal and then took a nap, but maybe that’s not the case at all. Maybe I was just waiting for the right moment. Which is now. Because I wanted this to be special for you. Why do you always have to be so negative.

(image source = fame and flynet)

Hayden Panettiere showed off her misspelled tat

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 9:40 AM


Hayden Panettiere went to the Tribeca Film Festival on Sunday in this sexy backless dress that showed off her tat. It says, “Vivere senza rimipianti”, which is Italian for, “To live without regrets”.

The good news is that probably means she’s slutty. The bad news is it’s spelled wrong, something she talked about on the View yesterday..

“Here’s the thing, if you’re going to get a tattoo in a language, just don’t ever go to that country. Or a country where anyone speaks that language…
“It’s not like, ‘Oh I wanted this and now it says, ‘I love apples’. It’s ‘live without regrets’ but it has one extra ‘i’ (the third word starts “rimi…”, it should be “rimp…”) and it’s so minor that people who spoke fluent Italian are like, ‘Egh, that looks right.’ And of course I’m reading in a newspaper that it’s wrong…”

The other bad news is that she was there with her boyfriend, boxer Wladimir Klitschko. He’s the unified heavyweight champion, but he’s from Kazakhstan just like Borat so it’s kind of hard to take him seriously. You want him to say “king in the castle, king in the castle!” when he sits on his stool between rounds but he never does so fuck him. Or maybe I just need to learn more about Kazakhstan. Perhaps will have some information. I’ll check there first.

Paula Abdul will probably be the fourth X-Factor judge

By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 3:45 PM


As Simon Cowell closes in on the final two to fill out the judges panel for the American version of the X Factor, it’s clear he wants a mix of personalities, ranging from the cool respected professional (LA Reid) to the emotionally unstable drunk (guess).

“I’ve always wanted Paula,” Cowell told Deadline. “Always been very vocal about that. I missed her the second she left the show ["American Idol"]. Always loved working with her even though she can be a pain. And I’ve been consistent about this. I don’t know what it is about her, but I’ve always clicked with her. You just have to get that chemistry, and she’s right. I’ve never found anyone better than her. I think there’s a good chance it will be her. We’ve agreed that we would meet as many people as possible, and now we’re reaching the deadline we’ve got to make the decision soon. But I think she’s got a really good shot.”

So the four judges will probably be Simon, Reid, Paula and Cheyl Cole from the British version of Factor. Which means it won’t be long until we see Paula drunk and telling a losing contestant, “You’ve just been X-Factored!”, because she doesn’t really understand what the deal is here.

Charlie Sheen got dumped by Bree Olson

By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 1:51 PM


If there’s one thing I know about porn stars, it’s that they’re perfect girlfriend material. Steady as a rock, they are. So I was surprised when pictures of Charlie Sheen on his Torpedo of Truth tour last week only showed him with one goddess, only one of his two girlfriends, and zero hot ones. Where was Bree Olson?

That was rhetorical, by the way. She went home, and she went on twitter.

“It feels SO GOOD to be home! I was very homesick so it’s good to be back with my family and friends. I love home, Dr.Sniffles & you guys!”

And now Sheen says she’s officially broken up with him, he got punked by Dr. Sniffles, and she did in a text message no less. The Hollywood Reporter says

The actor kicked off the show by revealing that one of his goddesses, Rachel “Bree” Olson, had broken up with him via text message. During the Q&A session later, one fan asked Sheen how he handled two women at once without turning to polygamy. He replied, “Not well, because one left.”

Not only did he get dumped, but he had to give away tickets to this show in Ft. Lauderdale, and even then it was only about a third full. Aww, poor Charlie. Looks like someone could use a pick-me-up bouquet. It has a teddy bear holding a heart!

(image source = splash news)

Nicole Scherzinger is a good dancer

By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 9:26 AM


Nicole Scherzinger dressed up like a sexy Indian and danced around this weekend to shoot the video for ‘Right There’, the first single from her new solo album. Back when she was in the Pussycat Dolls, people would say the band wasn’t very good but she was the best one. Of course one of the reasons the band wasn’t very good is because she was in it. It was a “good news – bad news” kind of thing.

(image source = pacific coast)

Rachel Bilson is in a bikini

By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 9:25 AM


Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are apparently not broken up like they’re supposed to be, and to prove it this weekend they were on the beach in Barbados.

If you don’t know, Rachel is the perfect looking one in the red bikini. Hayden is the pasty one with a sunken chest and ropy little arms, the one who looks weak inside and out. He’s probably gonna want to punch me after publicly insulting him in front of his girlfriend like this, but luckily Hayden Christensen is a pussy so I don’t foresee a problem.

(image source = fame and flynet)