Michael will be buried today. Maybe.

Michael Jackson died on June 25th, and it may seem odd that his family hasn't buried him yet, but remember this: the Jacksons are a bunch of fucking retards. But now, just 71 days after his death, MSNBC says today may be the day. Michael Jackson's burial will finally... read more

Nicole Richie is sad or something

DJ AM was laid to rest yesterday at Hillside Memorial Park in Los Angeles. A small private funeral service was held for close friends and family, with Travis Barker the only celebrity on hand. There was someone I thought was Scott Caan but now I can't tell. I like to... read more

This seems inappropriate

Kat Von D did this tattoo of DJ AM for some dude as a tribute and of course the dude who got it put it on twitter because every thing must be twittered and 'pix or it didn't happen'. I don't know how people survived before this. It had to be sheer pandemonium when you... read more

What do Beavis and Butthead think?

The Mike Judge movie 'Extract' opens this Friday, and by coincidence Beavis and Butthead have posted a video on youtube to talk about it. What lucky timing! read more

dj am will be buried today

Adam Goldstein, better known as DJ AM, died five days ago of course from a drug overdose, and even though it hasn't yet been decided if it was suicide or an accident, his family will lay him to rest today at 3pm in Los Angeles. 70 days since Michael Jackson died by the... read more

"dragged his girlfriend around 30ft"

Chris Brown and Joe Francis must be kicking themselves for not thinking of this move, but Hayden Christensen's brother Tove (above, left) was arrested this morning for felony assault with a deadly weapon after DRAGGING HIS GIRLFRIEND 30 FEET WITH HIS FUCKING CAR! When... read more

happy birthday, whatever you are!

Mel B was on hand yesterday in London to help celebrate the 10th birthday of Ultimo (I have no idea. Lingerie? Sounds more like robots but I don't think it's robots). More to the point WENN got pictures of her outside in this kick ass top. WENN is a really smart company.... read more

Affleck is so busted

Ben Affleck got caught trying to feel Blake Livelys luscious titties while they took a break on set of the certain-to-be-terrible 'Valentines Day'. He'll deny it but pictures don't lie. Except for sonograms. Those can be faked. If you don't look pregnant, you're not... read more

Did Aniston have plastic surgery?

The Italian magazine Grazia is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has received Macrolane injections, a relatively new alternative to breast implants in which hyaluronic acid is injected into the breast and then molded into shape. The procedure takes about an hour, lasts... read more

Whitney Houston really sucks

Whitney Houstons much-publicized concert in Central Park, to be aired tomorrow on 'Good Morning America', was cut short today because Oh My God her voice is fuckin terrible. It's all nasally and deep, like an unconvincing female impersonator. Tyler Perry sounds more like... read more

morning headlines

VICTORIA BECKHAM - went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She's married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that dude? She might as well be married to Batman. (the sun) BAD... read more

Chris Brown does remember now

Chris Brown is furious today over rumors that he can't remember the night when he beat the shit out of Rihanna (you better watch your back, rumors. Chris Brown will choke a bitch). He issued a statement to People magazine last night, and this Chris Brown wants to make it... read more