Sexual Assault Allegations Coming For Sitcoms Of Long Ago

January 31, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing swept under the rug will stay there now that every woman in America has decided to tell their own story about attempted sex gone wrong and the subsequent cover up. The blossoming flowers under Winnie Cooper’s shirt was the main reason so many boys watched the Wonder Years but surprisingly her name wasn’t listed […]

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AVN Red Carpet Hotties and Crap Around the Web

January 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hailey Baldwin‘s tit pops out of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The state of Gabrielle Union is still super hot (TMZ) Abbey Clancy nipple in see-through top (TaxiDriverMovie) The hottest porn stars at the AVN Awards (Egotastic) Katelyn Laney strips off sexy lingerie (EgotasticAllStars) Olivia Wilde returns with jaw dropping cleavage (Popoholic) Shiralee Coleman bikini picture moment (HollywoodTuna) Sundance Film Festival 2018 […]

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Amber Rose Learning To Cope With Less Attention In Life

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amber Rose doesn’t sing, act, or have any talent other than boobs and being her rapper boyfriend’s jizz receptacle. The highlights of her “career” include either using her body to attract attention or a man silly enough not to wear any contraception before paying her walls a visit. One can only wonder how many abortions […]

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Flamethrower Weapon Of Your Fantasy Is Now A Reality

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elon Musk made a flamethrower that looks much more fun than the miniature Bic lighter and aerosol can combo that you’ve been using to scare small children and small dogs. Now for a mere $500 you’re able to buy a real flamethrower that looks like a rare item in a Call Of Duty Advanced Warfare […]

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Open Post: Lady Gaga’s Bowel Moving Video For “Joanne”

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga has officially run out of causes to support now that the gays have gotten sick of her and the Dove girl sisterhood feel she took things too far with her weight. Her last-ditch attempt at supporting a cause is standing behind her aunt who’s been dead for a thousand years, as her new music […]

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 82: Mr. Skin and Andrea Talk Porn at the AVNs

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mr. Skin and Andrea got an eyeful in Las Vegas this weekend, after heading out to get up close and personal with all the sexiest porn stars at the 35th annual AVN Awards! This special edition of the Mr. Skin Podcast comes to you live from the porn star packed floor of the 2018 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and […]

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Vanessa Hudgens Lip Sync Battle Against Pork Chop On Drag Race

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The reality series RuPaul’s Drag Race celebrates a subset of LGBT culture with a rich history, providing an international stage for a little-known art form that’s clicked with mainstream media and helped redefine self-expression and inclusion for millions of people. But it wouldn’t be a true representation of gay culture unless an anorexic whore swooped in […]

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Colonel Sanders Role Puts Reba McEntire In Kitchen Where She Belongs

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a piece of piping hot white Appalachian trash, I have been to the original Corbin, KY location of fast food chain KFC numerous times, and judging by the abundance of rebel flags and blown out trailers scattering the area, context clues tell me the original Col. Sanders must have been pretty darn progressive. I kid. […]

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Karlie Kloss Perfumed Hotness and Crap Around the Web

January 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Camilla Cabello nipples of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d You Rather Bachelor Edition: Bekah v Krystal (TMZ) Blanca Blanco topless in the hotel hot tub (TaxiDriverMovie) Karlie Kloss insanely hot at fragrance launch (Egotastic) Audrey Aleen Allen strips off her bikini (EgotasticAllStars) Anna Kendrick drops major cleavage at Grammys (Popoholic) Peyton List should be way more famous (HollywoodTuna) Actress of the Week: Heather Graham (Mr.Skin) […]

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Jen Selter’s Lower Airbag Size Irrelevant After Rude Behavior

January 29, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Instagram sensation Jen Selter sending clues through confrontational behavior that she’s long overdue for some discipline is the same stuff most fantasies are fueled from. That’s if you don’t fall into the category of disgruntled male flight attendant too upset to serve anymore attractive women only Sprite instead of your manhood in a private mile […]

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