Kris Jenner Still Dropping The Simpsons

For those who admire people who use all the tools in the tool shed, behold the vapid apparatus known as Kris Jenner. Or as People refers to her, America's favorite momager. And so they shall continue to do so if they want access to those adorable grandkid photos.   read more

Rihanna Fucking Rich

It took several hours for the Internet to uncover the name of the dude seen making out with Rihanna in a pool in Spain. That provided a ton of speculation for people who are consumed with the love lives of people more romantically successful than themselves. read more

Rita Ora Perfect Pokies and Shit Around the Web

Well rounded Chinese cheeks, beautiful naked athletes, and more! read more

Lindsay Lohan Invites Beyoncé To Her Birthday Party

The woman who fell through the cracks of society and then got gnawed on by sewer rats before being flushed out to sea "has major plans for her upcoming birthday!" according to news sites. Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter to send out a birthday invite to Paris Hilton, Britney... read more

Danielle Bregoli Pleads Guilty

Danielle Bregoli, who has been fourteen with fake tits for the past five years, copped to some fairly serious charges in juvenile court in Florida, where she simply had to be from.   read more

Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend Caught Banging Ten Other Chicks

There's a point at which cheating becomes somewhat impressive. Like when you're caught fucking twins. Or banging ten other women your girlfriend or wife doesn't know about. Both rappers. Go figure.   read more

Michelle Rodriguez Girl Power Move

Michelle Rodriguez has made herself a mini fortune portraying a tough chick in a wife beater in various movies where she has to snarl but look feminine enough to fuck the leading man. Trick of the trade onscreen. Offscreen she's fucking the leading lady.    read more

Britney Spears Doesn't Lip Sync

In a new interview, Britney Spears dispells those nasty rumors that she lip syncs during live performances. You have to move your mouth to lip sync, so, she's right. The autotune dial on Spears' tracks is turned all the way up to Rosie the Robot. Beep boop bop you... read more

Miranda Kerr Accepts Gifts Graciously

Miranda Kerr is the latest celebrity forced to hand over wildly expensive gifts sent by Jho Low, one of the shady investors working with the Malaysian Prime Minister to funnel billions away from the nation's economic development fund. Low is the same guy who sent Picasso... read more

Kate Beckinsale Rebound Boy Sex With Actual Boy

Doing well is the best revenge. Trite, but true. In terms of broken relationships, that means fucking somebody younger, hotter, and more socially relevant than whoever broke your heart.  read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 51: Topless Alison Brie And Gillian Anderson's Shaved Bush

Today is a great day in nude history, because today we are discussing Alison Brie’s skinsational HD nude debut on Netflix’s GLOW. It’s hard to top that, but we’ve also got some terrific boob-tube T&A from I’m Dying Up Here, Casual, Animal Kingdom, Riviera, and more. read more

Karlie Kloss Jacket, No Shirt and Shit Around the Web

  Miranda Kerr laundering money, Ashley Haas’ avocados, and more! read more