A Day Without a Woman Survival Guide

What can be said about A Day Without a Woman other than chicks are shitty at picking out fonts. Also, wearing red before Memorial Dayis somewhat gauche. Organizers are quick to note men are fully invited to participate. Less quick to explain their obvious absence from any... read more

Katy Perry Valiant Breakup Hair Cut

Women like to cut their hair after a breakup. Guys mostly try to fuck their previous girlfriends. I can tell you which costs less. Both will get your friends talking. read more

The Fine Art of Subtly Is Lost on The Russians

Nadeea Volianova has been dragging around Hollywood for a couple or three years now. She claims to be a Russian pop star. That's the best part about moving halfway around the world. You can makeup a backstory for yourselfthat'snearly impossible todiscount. read more

Nick Cannon Full Meltdown (VIDEO)

It took over 30 years, but Nick Cannon has finally done something halfway interesting. This entailed him appearing to be hopped up on either booze or drugs or both and doing a bunch of weird shit such as finger blast a doll which he was pretending was Nicki Minaj. read more

Ciara And Russell Wilson Weirdos

It's tough to tell whether or not Russell Wilson is about to perform anilingus on his pregnant wife while he pretends she's Channing Tatum. Is he gripping her belly like a crystal ball because he's trying to read the fetus' fortune? Namely, is it mine? There's already one... read more

Julianne Hough Bikini Bachelorette Party And Shit Around The Web

Julianne Houghand friends had a bikini-filled bachelorette party on a boat. Is she still a virgin as promised? You'll have to close-up on the photos there, amateur gyno detective. read more

George Michael Killed by Excess

The official coroner's report was released on George Michael's death at age 53 this past December. You may be surprised that he wasn't killed by an excessive run of drugs or alcohol or boyfriends. Twas a busted heart and fatty liver. read more

Kim Kardashian Icing on the Oceans Eight Cake

The all female cast remake of Oceans Eleven continues to bring in tons of female celebrities playing themselves at the "Met Ball Gala" where the Oceans gang will rob all their jewels. For Kim Kardashian, Oceans Eight represented not only a chance to take part in a... read more

Flurry of Models With Big Tits Learning to Love Themselves

If you've learned anything from living post-2015, it's that strong women embracetheir curves. The curves themselves are a source of power. So, very similar to muscle but requiring less exertion. read more

Harrison Ford Gets to the Choppa

Several states have moved and failed to pass legislation making it harder for old people to drive.Maybe force them to take a road test where they distinguish between gas and brake. Stores do love their front windows. read more

Emma Watson Expansive Feminism

Feminists used to have tangible goals. We don't want to be raped when we wear short skirts. If my husband fucks the nanny, I get to take the kids and he pays for our new apartment. Tampons in every ladies room, not just the classy joints. read more

The Many Faces of Still Fat Rob Kardashian

People magazine reports that Still Fat Rob Kardashian is diabetic and depressed and too dangerous to be left alone with his hooker baby. In contrast, Us Weekly reports that Kardashian is feeling fantastic, committed to healthy living, and coos aloud for the daddy time he... read more