Coke Tries To Pull "New Coke" a Second Time

You only get one chance to run a successful marketing ploy. Coke managed to boost its sales exponentially back in '85 by introducing New Coke and then giving in to "popular demand" a few months later to sell suckers Coke Classic. read more

Britney Spears Walmart Workout Video

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 27, 2017 at 11:52am PDT   Britney Spears looks like a personal trainer who was found barely alive after a ten-day bender in a lengthy new Instagram video. Her eyes say "I've seen horrors" while her hair says "The... read more

Top Flight Security Turned Felon On First Day

A true crime story from the instant gratification culture of millennials. They need the short version of everything they're involved in, even crime.  read more

Elizabeth Olsen Too Real For This World

Elizabeth Olsen is currently being hunted down by every social media sensation on the planet for not opening her mouth and having a bag of horse turds fall out. The actress candidly spills to the Los Angeles Times about her decision to start an Instagram account at... read more

Julio Jones Is Real Life Rose From Titanic

Would a construction worker bring fine white garments to a site and expect to not get dirty? So why bring earrings the price of a small house with you jet skiing? read more

Just FYI: Sexiest 50 Bikini Scenes Of All Time Ranked

The bikini is the caveat of censorship. Our advertisers won't let us show tits and ass without relegating us to exclusively hawking dick pills and women who are in your area. But wedge a piece of fabric between a woman's ass cheeks - really make sure it's feeling that... read more

Lindsey Morgan Juggy Comic-Con Appearance and Shit Around the Web

WWE Divas vacationing, Paula Bulczynska in see-through lingerie, and more! read more

Miss Teen USA 2017 Sponsored By Naughty Lingerie Company

Last year Miss Teen USA made the big female empowering move away from swimsuits and to the more modern fashion trend of athletic wear. That's code for yoga pants and sports bras. read more

Joanna Krupa Doesn't Prove Non-Stank Puss

The most recent update in this tale of love and yeast is that Krupa has yet to turn over medical records from her gynecologist proving a grade-A vag. Now Glanville is filing that the case be thrown out since Krupa has had more than enough time to produce the records since... read more

Gina Rodriguez Masturbation Absolution

Priests have screwed up whole generations of Catholics, telling girls they should feel guilty for tickling the taco all while luring their male classmates into the confessional for a diddle. read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features Anatomic Blonde Charlize Theron (VIDEO)

  Charlize lezzes out with Sofia Boutella, Girls rides off into the sunset, and the rare Meryl Streep nude scene, all in this week's Mr. Skin Minute! read more

Tara Reid Goddess In Gold

This Thursday Tara Reid took to the red carpet to slam last week's h8ers (re: me) in a revealing see-through gold dress complete with bologna pasties and a thong. What exactly is revealed? Boobs that are breathtakingly asymmetrical by about four inches. read more