Nicki Minaj And Eminem Are A Thing

May 31, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wish I could have seen the glistening shimmer in Eminem’s eye when he discovered that being transracial was an option in this era. Then I wish I could have been there to watch that shimmer fade as he... READ MORE

Victoria Clay Davinci Load and Crap Around the Web

May 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put hump day to bed with these links, including Marisa Papen's pubes, Whitney Cummings topless in the tub, and the week's best skin-filled streaming titles! READ MORE

T&A Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

May 30, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  In Wanted, Angelina Jolie goes nude while showing off tattoos almost as trashy as she is while in Only God Forgives dedicated tit lovers will catch at nip slip from Yayaying Rhatha Phongam – both on Netflix. Amazon Prime... READ MORE

Gus Kenworthy Killed His Dog

May 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

What really grinds my gears about this whole thing and makes me feel morbidly vindicated is that by adopting this stupid dog, Kenworthy was condemning the South Korean cultural tentpole of dog eating. Look at every member of every K... READ MORE

Roseanne Watching It All Fall Apart After Racist Tweet

May 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Of all the sitcoms to reboot the superior tastemakers of the TV world select Roseanne to save cable. There was a plethora of other shows to pick from. Married.. with Children, “I fit every stereotype of a Jewish woman,... READ MORE

Starbucks To Employees – Leave Room… For Racial Sensitivity

May 30, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This week Starbucks flexed its racial sensitivity muscles by closing 8,000 stores and all but requiring the art school dropouts and prison escapees working the counters to attend a four-hour-long company-wide racial bias meeting. During the powwow (wait, is that... READ MORE

H8er Kim Kardashian Suggests Exercising, Slammed For Fat Shaming

May 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"...or just let people be fat. be all shapes & sizes. time to get with the times Kim. we as women are more concerned in loving one another’s bodies , instead of constantly being pressed by your fat loss... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow Manages To Get Even More Annoying

May 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Do you remember that girl you grew up with that could never fully commit to anything she was involved in? That’s Gwyneth Paltrow. She can’t fully decide if she wants to be an organic-only hussy, online cult leader, or... READ MORE

Vote On The 2018 Fleshbot Porn Awards NOW

May 30, 2018 | advertisement | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

It’s up to you to check out all the porn hopefuls with great relationships with their fathers and VOTE for who’s the hottest, nastiest, and most mentally stable!!! Vote on thrilling categories such as Best Boobs and Solo... READ MORE

Elsa Hosk Hocks Shock and Crap Around the Web

May 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Welcome back to the real world with these sexy links featuring January Jones in booty shorts, Julia Liepa nude, and skin-filled flicks leaving streaming in June! READ MORE