Miley Cyrus Nude For V Magazine

By Lex November 10, 2015 @ 10:14 AM

Miley Cyrus Nude V Magazine
Miley Cyrus doesn’t have long to live after tonguing The AIDS piano. Not to mention that Victoria Secret model’s bunghole sans dental dam. Why not go down swinging. A quickie album seems out of the question given the time constraints of current audio masking technology. Take off your clothes and snap some pictures. Please pass the Shea butter. My gender neutral vagina is cracking.

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Kim Kardashian See Through to the Chops

By Lex November 10, 2015 @ 9:46 AM

Kim Kardashian See Through Lace For LACMA
It’s unclear if Kim Kardashian is using her hand to be demure, or to prop up the heavy head of her ass baby. This is the danger in having yes-men running your wardrobe team. You need at least one courageous gay dude to stand up and say, I can see your fucking fetus in that dress. You’re not a Filipina hooker, you’re KimK Super Fucking Star! Blowjobs behind the Henry Moore landscapes. This fancy building doesn’t pay for itself.

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Bai Ling Sideboob At We.TV Event

By Lex November 10, 2015 @ 8:19 AM

Bai Ling Sideboob At We.TV Event
Bai Ling DIY’s props to barely cover her breasts at red carpet events she may or may not be invited to attend. Shit gets done differently in Hong Kong. You don’t wait to see the character of open inviting house. You just show up. Who complains about a chick that keeps in shape and likes to flash her tits? Your girlfriend does.

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Jennifer Garner Slouching Into Single

By Lex November 10, 2015 @ 7:09 AM

Jennifer Garner Tank Top And Spandex In LA
There’s that moment when a woman decides it’s time to get her ass up and off to the gym. It’s typically not long after her husband fucks the nanny. Jennifer Garner got the rep for mom jeans and loose fitting tops during her homemaking days. Ben always told her how beautiful she looked before he went off thrice a week for bowling overnighters with the guys from the plant. She’s only 43. There’s time for one more round of romance and light pegging with a gay nuanced executive in the industry. Turn that muffin top frown upside down, Brentwood divorcee. There’s life to be lived.

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Jessica Simpson See Through

By Lex November 09, 2015 @ 12:46 PM

Jessica Simpson See Through Top In NYC
Jessica Simpson is married, she’s not dead. Also, buzzed not drunk. And puffy not heavy. She’s still got those magnificent tits that along with her ability to lip-synch and be from Texas made her famous fifteen years ago. Origin stories of most billionaires go deeper into detail. There’s not much else to this one. Make shit. Sell shit. Hope your gay preacher dad doesn’t sleep with your husband. What are those black leather pants doing hanging over the chair? Daddy! He’s incorrigible.

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Larry David Gets Paid And Shit Around The Web

By Jack November 09, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


On last Saturday’s SNL, Larry David called Donald Trump a racist to his face. Though it was part of a bit, David is now entitled to a $5000 bounty a pro-immigration group offered to anyone in the SNL audience that would do the same. Five grant is a shitload of illegal roach coach tacos, my amigo.

Watch what all the hoopla is about. (TMZ)

Olivia Culpo bikinis with the best of them. (Last Men On Earth)

Sarah Hay and some other topless ballet dancers do their thing on Flesh and Bone. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Eiza Gonzalez shows off her booty in a revealing swimsuit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Warm up with these hot girls on the beach. (The Chive)

Binky Felstead has a stupid name but big old titties. (Hollywood Tuna)

Naya Rivera’s milk jugs are out of control. (Popoholic)

50 Cent Ass Licking

By Lex November 09, 2015 @ 11:45 AM


Vivica A. Fox implied in an TV interview that 50 Cent might be gay.  50 Cent started the battle with a comment that Fox’s current show Empire was slipping heavily in the ratings because it was filled with slightly to modestly gay things like two dudes having sex. Fox, who used to date 50 Cent, implied that 50 was the pot calling the kettle black and that that her ex-boyfriend might have been on the down low with Soulja Boy. Fox later apologized to Soulja Boy though everyone had to admit his rapper name was pretty fucking gay. 50 Cent was less amused:

Oh No!!! Now she things I’m gay because I let her lick my Ass. LMAO. Wait, I didn’t want her to, she forced me, my hands were tied. 50 Shades of Grey.

I might’ve gone with ‘bitch B pathetic’ and left it at that. The whole ass reaming and being tied up by an older lady run is not the best hetero credentials. It’s been a rough year for 50 Cent what with the bankruptcies and the lawsuits and his club tapes not moving so much. You probably don’t want to get in a dirty laundry battle with  your former girlfriend. She can kind of act. You’re living off your rep. Consider taking some more bullets. It might get Soulja Boy to return your late night texts. Look at you two. Adorbs.

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Miley Cyrus Forever a Show Stopper

By Lex November 09, 2015 @ 10:23 AM

Miley Cyrus Licks The Piano At The LGBT Vanguard Awards
Miley Cyrus received a standing ovation at the LGBT Vanguard Awards when she licked The AIDS piano to prove her epidemiological knowledge gleaned through ‘some grade school’. Miley was honored at the ceremony for her homegrown gender fluidity science. It’s a settled science much like global warming and 15th century geography. As with all speakers during the evening, Cyrus reminded the crowd that the LGBT community cares about people more than the rest of the world. Then she peed on Dustin Lance Black and called it a night. The dreadlocks were due by 10am the next morning to avoid losing her deposit.

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