Kristen Stewart Rankling the Lesbians

Because lesbian relationships necessarily involve two chicks you can always count on twice the crazy. It makes lesbian life rather dramatic when both people in a relationship might at any time light the other person's possessions on fire or toss their shit in the street.... read more

Jessica Biel Bikinis With Timberlake And Shit Around The Web

Jessica Biel shows off her bikini body while on vacation with Justin Timberlake. They're probably moving to Canada soon. read more

Miss Bumbum Girls Bikini Pageant

The annual Miss BumBum contest took place in Brazil for the tenth time this year. That thing seems to occur on a calendar of whenever Paolo's backyard is available and his old lady is out of town. Still, it's better than Miss Universe and the Presidential election... read more

Alicia Arden Voted, What Did You Do?

It's hard to describe the level of grief taking place in Los Angeles and similar environs over the demise of Hillary Clinton. It's more than merely the protest marches, the angry social media rants, and the threats to move to Canada. read more

BJ Novack Fucks Instagram Model

BJ Novack was on The Office and some other shows and now has syndication money. He apparently spends part of his time perving out on Instagram models, but since he has a lot of disposable income he follows through with fucking some of them. read more

Miley Cyrus Finds Clarity

There will be a peaceful transition of power because Miley Cyrus just released a crying Facebook video where she promised to respect Donald Trump. Call off the tanks. It's unclear if she actually voted. read more

Khloe Kardashian Shows Off Her Tits And Shit Around The Web

Khloe Kardashian would like to remind you she's still alive by showing you her tits. If they appear cold and blue, she's probably lying. read more

Rocking the Vote Ain't What It Never Was

To every institution, media outlet, and youth oriented marketing firm which ever used or borrowed the term, "Rocking the Vote", it's never ever actually worked before. As a brief FYI, twelve year old Katy Perry fans can't vote. read more

Lady Gaga Compensating For Something

There's an inverse relationship between how ostentatious someone's outfit is and how interesting they are or good their music is. That would put Lady Gaga in the category of campaigning for Hillary Clinton because she's a real policy wonk. She's dressed kind of like a... read more

Travis Tritt Not Down With Beyonce

Beyonce performed with the Dixie Chicks at the Country Music Association Awards because even exceptionally shitty white trash pandering music isn't safe anymore. If something is labeled Country now, it by definition blows. read more

Finally, the Topless Protestors (VIDEO)

American's don't know shit about scary elections. Try Nicaragua or the middle school in Mosul. We simply like to pretend that our elections are big deals and that voting is a noble deed. As in, I waited in line two hours this morning to vote so I could show you a picture... read more

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavy Treats And Shit Around The Web

English hottie Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off her tits. Quick. Look before Jason Statham calls you a homo and sucker punches you. read more