Anderson Cooper Walked Out Of Star Wars. The Reason Will Shock You

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Getting paid to read off of a teleprompter in between gnawing on Andy Cohen’s taint is very stressful and time-consuming, and if you ever had any doubts, just listen to the reason that Anderson Cooper walked out of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I originally meant for the title of this post to be a joke, but […]

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Bregoli Takes Down Paul, This Is the End of Times

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Fall of the Roman Empire took an excruciatingly long number of tiresome pages to explain. The fall of Western civilization can be more tersely attributed to an interview of Danielle Bregoli criticizing Logan Paul for his dead Japanese dude in forest giggle video. When an emancipated fourteen year old with fake tits and eyebrows, […]

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Piers Morgan Pulls Caitlyn Jenner’s Woman Card

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

British bloke Piers Morgan should be the last man commenting on the attractiveness of American women when the ladies from across the pond aren’t exactly known for their looks. With the exception of a few famous faces hailing from the UK the average woman walking to the tube to go to work looks like Mr. […]

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Blanca Blanco Tomatuh Tomato and Crap Around the Web

January 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Megan Irwin slutty topless shoot of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The hottest shots of birthday babe January Jones (TMZ) Michelle Rodriguez nip slip in the ocean (TaxiDriverMovie) Blanca Blanco strips down despite the weather (Egotastic) Ellen Alexander topless for GQ Russia (EgotasticAllStars) Megan Fox seriously sexy cleavage action (Popoholic) Zienna Eve Sonne Williams the hottest thing in 2018 (HollywoodTuna) Movie Report: Films Celebrating […]

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Emergency Plane Landing After Man Poops Everywhere

January 5, 2018 | WTF | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Just when headlines were getting a little too slaphappy covering the upcoming Survivors Convention known as The Golden Globes, a man has swooped in to save us all by smearing mounds of his own shit all over two bathroom lavatories on a plane heading from Chicago to Hong Kong – causing an emergency landing in Anchorage. […]

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Wealthy Ladies of Hollywood Raking in the Harassment Cash on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #115

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We have always lived in a world where he who carries the biggest stick wins. Only it’s no longer he. And the stick is media sycophancy and the proper hashtag. You can’t blame rich ladies in Brentwood for comparing themselves to blatantly exploited migrant female farmworkers. Everybody takes what they can get. Greedy powerful men […]

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Serena Williams Not Pumped to Full Pump; Drops Out of Australian

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What a difference a year makes. But a year ago Serena Williams was taking home the Australian Open title with a fetus in her belly. She would later claim she knew the zygote was female because only a female could’ve been strong enough to help her to victory. That comment made little sense, but her […]

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Meryl Streep Quickly Revising History

January 5, 2018 | Celebs | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Meryl Streep got caught with her #MeToo lady pants down this past Fall when she failed to exit “play along with the important fellas” mode fast enough to satisfy our nation’s most downtrodden — wealthy Hollywood actresses. Streep made the unforgettable original sin of claiming she never knew of Harvey Weinstein’s three decade long track […]

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Demi Lovato Embraces Failed Eating Disorder In Bathing Suit

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Wow doesn’t the site look so good. And work so well. Our dev people are moving the backend of WWTDD over to a different platform, and I’m just going to take out my frustration on Demi Lovato’s gross body. The sassy mid-tier celebrity has been outspoken about her eating disorder ever since she became famous for […]

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Cher And Kaya Jones Double-Team Defend Cultural Appropriation

January 4, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With selective outrage still being all the rage Cher is getting her share of shame for her aggressions against humanity and American Indians more specifically. Apparently there are no statute of limitations for being called out when it comes to allegations of cultural appropriation.

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