Ruby Rose Wet Play (VIDEO)

For all the over-saturation of lesbians in contemporary media, there's no denying they're far less annoying to take on vacation. Tattoo covered Australian model and gender fluid cause celebre Ruby Rose took a jellyfish lash to the thorax dipping off the yacht in Ibiza.... read more

Elena Della Donne Announces She's Gay and Still Can't Dunk

The time to make a splash with your lesbian coming out might be before you're 6'5" and pretend dunking in the WNBA. Or before posting Will You Marry Me girl on girl pictures on social media and having your chick help you rub down after games in the locker room. read more

Orlando Bloom Bare Cock Paddling Katy Perry

If you love famous man dick, the Internet has a present for you. Orlando Bloom took his bare cock and Katy Perry out on a paddle board in Sardinia, because that's what you do when you do whatever the fuck you want. Bloom seems super gay, but it turns out he's just British... read more

Amanda Knox Has A New Alive Boyfriend

Seven time acquitted murderer Amanda Knox is having a grand time in her native Seattle boning some asshole hipster who is most likely using her for his own publicity. As evidence, her name is stenciled on his jacket. read more

Melania Trump Goes Lesbo

If you ask any mainstream media outlet, Donald Trump is now spiraling out of control as if he hasn't been a ludicrous buffoon trolling anyone outside of his immediate family for the past year. The same could be said for his whore trophy wife Melania Trump. read more

Alicia Vikander Cleavage Peeks And Shit Around The Web

Let's check out Lara Croft's, (Alicia Vikander), cleavage. I mention Lara Croft so I don't have to mention the past five indie tranny movies and you'll still want to look. read more

No Country for Old Men With Tits

E! is canceling I Am Cait after two seasons of what they unashamedly referred to as a documentary of a transitioning transexual. That sounded more grown up than Gay Bruce Gets Tits and Rides a Party Bus. Which is what the show was, though somehow producers managed to make... read more

Melissa Lori in A Bikini

In the old days, a tiny chick with small tits could never get her nude body in the door of glamour modeling. Upon finally making it naked onto the porn version of Playboy run outside of international law from a boat anchored off Cyprus, this chick from Queens noted... read more

Petition To Stop Film Critics from Being Critical To Suicide Squad is the limp pale dick at the BBC party that is the Internet. If anybody tells you they signed a petition, look at them as if they just announced they stuck their finger up their ass to determine their colon health. Fans of the Suicide Squad comic... read more

Cara Delevingne No Clothes No Problem

Cara Delevingne is the perfect rich chick who knows how to get exactly what she wants. Mostly top end modelings gigs and other hot chick vagina. Delevingne is twenty-three and already rivaling Bradley Cooper and Leo DiCaprio on model tail conquest lists. She's fishing... read more

Sharon Osbourne Cries Over Ozzy's Wandering Dick Diagnosis (VIDEO)

Sharon Osbourne took to her talk show to tearfully announce that her husband Ozzy Osbourne was entering sex addiction therapy, or would be, after a summer rock tour with Black Sabbath. So, the worst place for a sex addict. The table of supportive women and one extremely... read more

Taylor Swift Knows The Game

After being caught lying about her involvement in Kanye West's shitty song, Taylor Swift did the smart thing and shut the fuck up for the allotted amount of time before you're issued a new victim card. It seems unlikely Swift will ever acknowledge the fact she was busted... read more