Jordan Peele Making Lorena Bobbitt Relevant Again

April 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lorena Bobbitt is one woman that should never be glorified or remembered. I get the chills just thinking about her as most women are just like her, all one cheat away from castrating or snipping the shaft of their... READ MORE

Where To See T&A From This Weekend’s Stars

April 8, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Apparently the new comedy Blockers feature’s Gary Cole’s penis, and considering it stars a bunch of young girls, I’m excited to see how the two meet. But Gina Gershon shows tittage in the same flick, and she also went nude... READ MORE

Dave Chapelle Sued For Assault

April 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It takes a certain amount of balls to walk into any entertainment club with outside food or drink. You can easily end up injured by the stocky 7 foot Samoan bouncer forced into a security career due to his... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon Cares That You Care

April 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Game shows are outliving their hosts. Bob Barker will definitely bite the dust before The Price Is Right gets cancelled. Game shows always have memorable people and moments that you don’t want to miss. So you should automatically feel... READ MORE

Blind Item: Closeted Married A-List Actor Raped Guy And Gave Him HIV

April 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This is another long as hell Blind Item, so if you think you’re above sleuthing the married actor pollinating men with his A-list HIV, move right along. After conferring with my co-worker, we came up with these guys who tick all... READ MORE

Tara Reid Owes Her Success To The Dude

April 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes cinematic storytelling can including foreshadowing certain activities an actress may be involved in later on in the story of their own personal careers. Bunny Lebowski offering to suck The Dude’s dick for $1,000 hit the nail on the... READ MORE

Who’s Hotter: Enhanced Ladies Edition and Crap Around the Web

April 6, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Martha Hunt Tans that Pussy of the Day Blac Chyna’s Headphones Deal Still Beating After Stroller Fight Dakota Johnson Cameltoe in Tight Leggings Who’s Hottest: Chloe Ferry, Holly Hagan or Olivia Attwood? Put A Quarter In Julie Anne Clarke’s... READ MORE

Petty And Pathetic Lindsay Lohan Loses Again

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is one of the laziest women around looking for some quick cash. Ever since she’s been excommunicated from elite society her main source of income has been escorting unofficially and the occasional lawsuit. She’s going to have... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Slipping

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Future Hillsong cult suicide casualty Justin Bieber was able to convey the essence of a serial killer’s ransom note made of cut out magazine letters in a new Facebook post about his tattoos. In case you haven’t been... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Demi Lovato Cellu-Lit

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Demi Lovato’s struggle with being the body positive thick n’ juicy celebrity to beat is over now that she’s finally achieved the unsightly weight she always dreamed of. In February Lovato was slammed by h8ers for being a... READ MORE