Ellie Goulding Is Trying Too Hard

November 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the many, many, many problems with pop music today is that aspiring stars care way more about appearances than they do about actual talent. That’s why we spend more time talking about how far Miley Cyrus wedged... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin’s Daddy Is Not Homophobic, Okay?

November 18, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Ireland Baldwin is the rare Hollywood double threat these days, in that she’s becoming more and more famous not only because she’s the daughter of famous people, but also because she posts a lot of pictures of herself in... READ MORE

Kanye West Took Higher Education Down A Notch

November 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have done so well in ruining the future of America by teaching kids that all they need to do to get famous is ride coattails or make shitty, lazy sex tapes, the... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Dry Humps R. Kelly on SNL (VIDEO)

November 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Watching Lady Gaga perform over a pre-recorded track on SNL was a valuable lesson in why you should never utter shit aloud like ‘Well, this can’t get any worse.’ Because that’s the Candyman call for R. Kelly to appear... READ MORE

Nina Agdal Isn’t Wearing Much

November 16, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A crappy car and a hot girl without a top on. That’s all a man really needs to be happy in this life. Maybe the new PlayStation 4 and a Costco sized pack of beef jerky. A crappy car,... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Trots Out Gay Hairdresser to Prove He’s Not a Homophobe

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the gay tide turning against him, Alec Baldwin quickly rushed to his gay hairdresser for an impromptu bona fide on being anything but a homophobe. Of all the hairdressers in the world, Alec Baldwin chooses the rare gay... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Remains A Rebel

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga struggled to seem counterculture last night in Times Square while executing a major H&M corporate promotion coordinated with the release of her ArtPop album. It’s such a coup d’état for us to be in such a corporate... READ MORE

138 Water Shoots Getting Better

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The 138 Water cult decided to step up their game for their seventy-ninth photo shoot by getting Playboy Cybergirl Dani Mathers to take her top off. I guess it works. I’m kind of thirsty and I sure do want... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Banishes the Word ‘Cocksucker’ From His Vocabulary

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no end to the manner in which Alec Baldwin is able to devour education and knowledge and translate it into evolved and progressive thought. For instance, one of his dear gay friends, Rich Ferraro, let Alec know that... READ MORE

This Is So Much Better, Miley Cyrus

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus made half of the country spit out its coffee in disbelief when she told the BBC that she considers herself to be “one of the biggest feminists in the world.” Maybe that’s why she... READ MORE