Sofia Vergara is a good actress

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 4:15 PM


Sofia Vergara filmed some scenes for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday in West Hollywood, and her dress showed off her tits so here are the pictures. Sarah Hyland was there too but I’m shunning her because she doesn’t have big tits like Sofia does. Hey, you wan’t to be ugly, fine, that’s how you’ll be treated.

(source = pacific coast)

Eddie Murphy out as Oscar host

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 3:30 PM

Brett Ratner is the one who convinced Eddie Murphy to host the Academy Awards on February 26th, so now that Ratner has been fired for saying “fag”, Murphy is stepping down too. Maybe because he really really likes saying “fag”.

(source = hollywood reporter)

Madonna stole her new single

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 2:32 PM

The first single from Madonnas next album leaked yesterday, and about 30 seconds after that Nicola Roberts fans were online pointing out that it sounds suspiciously like Roberts’ song, ‘Beat of My Drum’ (listen to that here).

Both songs feature cheerleader-style choruses with Madge’s track, which is produced by William Orbit, featuring the lyrics: ‘L-U-V Madona’.
While on Roberts’ song, which peaked at 27 when it was released earlier this year, the chorus goes: ‘L.O.V.E/ Dance to the beat of my drum/ Dance to the beat of my drum.’

I didn’t really listen to either one of these songs but Madonna is a mean old selfish bitch so if someone says she stole a song I totally believe them. Hell, they could tell me she was raising those African kids to harvest their organs later and I would believe them. In fact I bet if someone checked their blood type they would match Madonnas. What a coincidence.

(image source of madonna looking like an old timey bank robber 4 days ago at a kaballah center in new york = splash)

Kris Humphries has a really good twitter

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 1:34 PM


Wouldn’t it be awesome if Kris Humphries not only had his real twitter but was also writing this identical looking fake one too. So he could talk shit about Kim Kardashian with impunity. Probably not the case though. God forbid these dullards ever do anything even remotely interesting.

Nonetheless, here’s a few highlights…

– “@KimKardashian: I can’t express how proud I am of Rob for getting to the semi-finals!”
I can’t express how shitty you are for divorcing me!

– “@KhloeKardashian: Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier”
Unfortunately for you, neither does Photoshop

– In the week since announcing our divorce, Kim has been rammed senseless by more black dudes than the Colts’ offense

– People say Kim’s in hiding. I think she’s just catching up on all the black cock she missed out on while we were married.

– “@KhloeKardashian: Woah… Jet Lag is serious stuff”
So is marriage. Might wanna tell your sister.

– “@KhloeKardashian: OMG! Wheat Thins has a new limited time sweet cinnamon flavor. Why am I so excited about this?”
Because you’re an idiot.

– I’m painting my penis black in hopes that Kim will take me back :(

You can buy Michael Jacksons deathbed

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 12:47 PM


Michael Jacksons mansion in Holmby Hills and pretty much everything in it are going up for auction next month, including the bed that he died and probably molested kids in, presumably with new sheets. They should throw in a showerhead from the Penn State locker room and make it a theme.

(source = the ap, and heres a list from the auction house of whats for sale)

Joe Paterno will retire at the end of the season

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 12:17 PM


The AP is reporting now that Joe Paterno will announce later today that he has decided to retire at the end of the season, and HOLY FUCK you have got to be kidding me. They’re gonna let him coach the rest of the season? He shielded a guy who was raping kids! Here’s a quote from Sports Illustrated

Pennsylvania Attorney General Linda Kelly said on Monday that the inaction of Penn State… “likely allowed a child predator to continue to victimize children for many, many years.”

And clearly Penn State still doesn’t give a fuck. Paterno knew as much as anyone, in fact he knew more. Mike McQueary is the GA who says he witnessed Jerry Sandusky raping a 10-year-old boy in the shower, and obviously Paterno and the AD believe him because McQueary got promoted to wide receivers coach after the incident and he’s been there ever since. He accused a coach who had been there for 30 years of molesting kids and Paterno didn’t tell him to fuck off so obviously he believed him. And he did nothing. And now, at least on the surface, he gets to retire on his own terms. This is stunning. They should fire his ass immediately and shoot him off campus in a catapult.

Brett Ratner got fired from the Oscars

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 11:02 AM


Brett Ratner has been forced out as producer of this years Academy Awards telecast, and yes it’s because of Hollywoods predictably typical PC bullshit. Deadline says…

This comes hours after Academy president Tom Sherak said he was standing behind Ratner despite his using the word “fag” in a Q&A to promote Tower Heist, and speaking graphically about his sex life on the cable TV show Attack of the Show and also in a phone interview with the Howard Stern show.
Now, the biggest question is: Will Eddie Murphy stay on as Oscar host?

Brett Ratner is an asshole and a terrible director but holy shit this is stupid. He obviously wasn’t saying anything homophobic. But now the show needs a new producer and a new direction. Here’s a few suggestions…

- make the losers leave.
- If the winner is ugly just bring the statue to them and let them wave from the crowd.
- If the winner is some foreigner hire a fake interpreter and have him say stuff like “America sucks” and “wow there are a lot of blacks in here.”

what the hell

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 10:24 AM


Wait, the Easter Island “heads” have bodies? Am I the only one who didn’t know that? And why did they bury them? How did they bury them? What day is it? Where am I? What the fuck is going on?

(source = mental floss)