Megan Fox is in New York

Megan Fox is in New York today filming Friends with Kids with Jon Hamm, and all that makeup makes her look kind of slutty. Which is to say she looks great. They took a good thing and made it even better. You can say you don't like Megan Fox if you want but it means... read more

Spiderman seems different

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with the direction they're taking this Spiderman reboot. (image source = flynet) [gallery guid=808141] read more

does Charlie Sheen have a sex tape? gee what do you think.

Last week it was reported that Charlie Sheen wanted to buy a house and then fill it with porn stars. A harem, in other words. Of sex slaves. And also "co-stars", as it turns out. The Huffington Post says... Sheen's madam, who goes by the name of Felony, (said) he was... read more

Lisa Snowdon is here to help

Today is being dominated by stories about Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, but now thanks to Lisa Snowdon (an English TV host and model who used to date George Clooney), now there's a third theme: Biritish girls with big tits in bikinis. Stuff like this makes me kind of... read more

Charlie Sheen will be back to work this month

Last Friday Charlie Sheen was asked about his drug addiction and he said, "I'm fine, people don't seem to get it", and yesterday he said all the rumors, presumably about his drug habit, "are crap", so very obviously he isn't doing any sort of rehab while at home. And so... read more

morning headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. "She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter's life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla's life. She was very aggravated." Christ calm... read more

Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay!!!

It was a busy day yesterday for stray cat Lindsay Lohan, including a visit with her probation officer to explain why she stole a necklace while the DA prepares to determine if she'll face prosecution, but now TMZ is saying, poorly, that the case against her might not be... read more

Halle Berry went all Mel Gibson on her ex

The custody battle between Halle Berry and ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took a screamy new turn today with the revelation that Aubry has "numerous emails, text messages and voicemails (of Halle) which document her angry and jealous rages – and they're bad." Radar says...... read more

Audrina Patridge in a bikini for Bongo

Audrina Patridge is the new (ceiling-eyed) face of Bongo, something I assumed was a big honor until I saw, "only at KMart and Sears". She still looks good of course, but do you know what else KMart and Sears have the cornered the market on? White trash and depression. ... read more

Lindsay Lohan only borrowed that necklace

Hold on to your hats everyone, because there's been a development in the "Lindsay Lohan stole a necklace" story, and it turns out Lindsay didn't do anything wrong and this is all someone else's fault and everyone else is lying. Those jerks! Lindsay Lohan claims she did... read more

Charlie Sheens mom is the product of a rape

(NOTE: I should probably write TYLER EXCLUSIVE in all caps across the headline, because thats what this is, but it makes me look needy.) The reason Charlie Sheen continues to get work in Hollywood despite a 20 year crime spree is because he's apparently very likable in... read more

Anderson Cooper got attacked in Egypt

Anderson Cooper and his crew were attacked during the riots in Cairo yesterday, with one CNN reported tweeting that Cooper was punched in the head ten times. The Huffington Post says... The incident came as pro-Mubarak supporters attacked protesters calling for the... read more