Jessica Simpson is a good interview

MSNBC has a transcript of the halting interview Jessica Simpson gave with Access Hollywood yesterday and it really brings to life all the stammering pauses and awkward wrangling. Things got icy when Jessicaread more

Matthew McConaughey is sexy

Word on the street - and in todays New York Post - is that People Magazine is set to name Matthew McConaughey as its "2005 Sexiest Man Alive" later this month, but the mag is confirming nothing just yet. Said a People spokesman: "Lots of sexy guys are up for this year's 'Sexiest Man Aliveread more

Kelly Brook in Three, part 3

My computer does very little actual computing. Theres not a file somewhere filled with codes I'm trying to crack. It's pretty much only for stuff like this. Watching Kelly Brook wet and naked. Like in this, the third clip leaked online from the movie Three. This scene is probably the one she's most upset about and the reason she's suing the producers to stop its release. Not only because of the (hopefully) simulated...read more

Enrique Iglesias has no penis

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Sharon Osbourne really hates Madonna

Just about a month ago, Sharon Osbourne said she'd like to punch Madonna. Fearing that was too subtle, Osbourne now tells UK mag Word: "It's like dressing up with [Madonna]. One day you're in fucking gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a fucking dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids poetry looking like a fucking librarianread more

Lindsay is not really thinking this

IMDb says today that "Lindsay Lohan is considering taking time out from her music and movie career to go to university and study for a degree." It claims that Lohan would make the same choice the Olsen twins made and enroll at NYU, mostly as a matter of convenience. "I would go to NYU. I'm a New York girl, and it's easy to get to London and LA from here." Lindsay, honey, I don't know how to break this to you, but,...read more

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Halle Berry is pregnant

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Janet Jackson is plus-sized

I knew Janet Jackson had put on a bunch of weight in the last year or so, but holy crap. Maybe I should admire her for trying to get back in shape, but I'd admire her more if she hadn't based her diet on chocolate bacon. How does anyone end up in that pose for pic 3? She either just had a skydiving accident or some light jogging was enough to damn near kill her. This chick used to be ripped. Now I'd be lying if I...read more

Elisha Cuthbert is still not naked

Elisha Cuthbert tells Arena Magazine that she will never go fully nude in a film, even though she knows many of her male fans would love it if she did. She was able to witness thier frustration first hand when she hid in the back of a theatre for a screening of Girl Next Door. Elisha said: "I'll never be fully naked in a movie. I just don't feel comfortable with it. Secondly I think you can be a leading lady and not...read more

Jake Gyllenhaal is wild

Jake "I'm ordinary in every way" Gyllenhaal admits he was once arrested for stealing a pair of Speedo's. He says he was dared by a friend to try on a racing suit and then walk out of the Speedo store at the Beverly Center in Los Angeles, but he was quickly stopped by mall security. Says Jake: "A friend of mine dared me actually, at one point, to go into the store and to put on a Speedo and to walk out of the store in...read more

Kirsten Dunst is single and crazy

Kirsten Dunst announced her breakup with longtime boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal during a recent press tour of the UK to promote Elizabethtown. When asked about her boyfriend, Kirsten curtly replied, "I don't have a boyfriend." Wow. A bitchy response to a perfectly reasonable question. Who would have thought. Dunst later called the reporter a bitch behind her back. Seriously. It just goes to show you cant judge a book by...read more

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Alright, so the "comments" section after each post is being a little moody right now. Sorry about that. I appreciate the emails, but rest assured I'm working on it. Except, replace the words "working on it" with "hoping Ryan will work on it". And then add on the words "who is hoping that Corey will work on it". So yeah, I expect this to be resolved any second now. update - things seem better now. thanks. note - I'm...read more

Thomas Haden Church is Sandman

Sony Pictures has put up the very first image of Thomas Haden Church as Sandman, one of the two villains in the upcoming Spider Man 3. The other is still rumored - but not confirmed - to be Topher Grace as Venom. How the same director could cast a snaggletooth Garbage Pail Kid like Kirsten Dunst, but follow that up with completely great and perfect actors like Church and Alfred Molina is beyond me. Iread more

Lucy Clarkson is naked and wet

Pictures like this have to be at least partly why America kicks so much ass, why the USA is a magical world of freedom where dreams and justice come true. Because we don't have monkey business like this going on. Like UK model Lucy Clarkson walking around a hotel pool naked. Mind you, these shenanigans aren't part of a professional photoshoot on a closed set. No, this is a little something the Brits like to call...read more

Brooke Burke never ever looks bad

I spent like 20 minutes trying to think of an intro to these pictures. Sadly, this was the best one. Truth is, even though 'the Boondocks' calling me racist is hilarious fun on a Sunday night, it just dawned on me I left shirtless Matthew McConaughey as the headline all weekend. And I should prolly do something about that. I only barely care about the pictures of Brooke Burke below. She looks great and I like it when...read more