Russian Athletes Kissing to Protest Russian Bullshit

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kseniya Ryzhova and Tatyana Firova decided to kiss during their gold medal ceremony for winning the 4×400 relay race at some important world track and field event in Russia. The female athletes wouldn’t say for sure whether or not... READ MORE

Damn, Lena Dunham

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You guys can have Kate Upton and Erin Heatherton, because Lena Dunham is the only woman I’ll ever need. Look at her being all sultry and sensual on the set of Girls yesterday in New York City and flaunting... READ MORE

Amy Poehler And Aubrey Plaza Are Making The Nerds All Hot

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza attended the Hollywood premiere of something called Afternoon Delight yesterday, and that must have had all of the hipster comedy fanboys going crazy, because these girls are like Viagra to them. To make it... READ MORE

Kanye West Will Appear On The Kris Jenner Show

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the only redeeming qualities that Kanye West has had is the fact that he seems like he despises Kris Jenner, which is hilarious because she tries so hard to make everyone believe that her life and family... READ MORE

Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton Having the Bitch Fight to End All Bitch Fights

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody knows how the war began, just that it’s been bloody. Well, not exactly bloody, but lame and retarded and taking place on social media, naturally. Apparently it all began early this year when Lady Gaga got a hip... READ MORE

Paulina Gretsky Is Engaged

August 20, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It came down to the dude who works the afternoon shift at Jiffy Lube and top ranked professional golfer Dustin Johnson. Wayne Gretzky’s daughter chose the professional golfer to let experience up to eighteen months of marital bliss before... READ MORE

Selma Blair Won’t Stop Breastfeeding Her Kid

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have it on questionable authority that Selma Blair is now starving her pre-school aged kid just so he’ll latch on to her motherly teat the minute they get themselves out to a shopping center, farmers market, or other... READ MORE

Joey Chestnut Tastes Defeat In Gyoza Eating Competition

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Joey Chestnut, the Michael Jordan of eating like a fucking pig, lost the World Gyoza Eating Championships to up and comer Matt Stonie. The contest was held at the Japanese American Cultural and Community Center in L.A. where Chestnut,... READ MORE