Abby Wambach Marries Her Teammate

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Helping to dispel the myth that most female athletes are lesbians, U.S. soccer star Abby Wambach married her teammate this past weekend in Hawaii. Abby and her wife Sarah Huffman both play for the Western New York Flash, a... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Milks A Cow

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham milked a cow during an interview in the meat packing district. Lena’s really smart and completely self-aware so I assume she picked up on the irony. Maybe even the cow did as well, we’ll never know. Photo... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan And Dina Lohan Switch to Bikes

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and her mom made quite the scene pedaling around Manhattan like a regular old family. The Lohans figured out many advantages to bicycling. There’s no law against drinking and biking, when you fall asleep at the wheel,... READ MORE

Sylvie Van Der Vaart Went To The Beach Again

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dutch model Sylvie van der Vaart announced earlier this year that she and her soccer star husband Rafael van der Vaart had separated, so she has naturally spent most of the year being photographed at the beach while wearing... READ MORE

Avril Lavigne Might Be Pregnant With A Nickelbaby

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger and his wife Avril Lavigne attended something called the Huading Awards in China on Monday, and I’m guessing the event honors outstanding achievement in making people physically ill any time they hear a specific music artist’s... READ MORE

Jimmy Kimmel And Kanye West Are Friends Again (VIDEO)

October 10, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

After their little Twitter feud last week, Jimmy Kimmel welcomed Kanye West on his show last night so they could clear the air about the rapper’s grievances with the talk show host’s decision to parody his recent interview with... READ MORE

Kylie And Kendall Jenner Drive Balls With Dad

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just a couple hours into separation from Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner already looks like somebody who had the weight of the world lifted off his shoulder. If that weight was a lying cheating puppet master with a vagina... READ MORE

Hey, Down Here. Check Out Kelly Osbourne’s Boobs

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Not much has worked for Kelly Osbourne looks wise. But if there’s one solid fall back, it’s show your tits off like you really mean it. A scraggly looking dude with a giant shlong can’t really just let his... READ MORE

Malin Akerman Was A Dirty Active Teenage Traveler

October 10, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Malin Akerman described her slutty teenage years to pasted-together talk show host Chelsea Handler. In the soon to be cancelled show, The Trophy Wife, Akerman plays…well…the trophy wife of an older dude. So, Handler asked her if she’d ever slept... READ MORE