The new judge in charge of Lindsay Lohan will issue a “surprise, unspecified ruling” today between 1:30 and 3:30pm pt, which is widely expected to follow the advice of doctors at UCLA and release Lindsay from rehab, possibly as early as today.

Which will lead to an immediate relapse, according to a source that spoke to OK! magazine…

“Of course her UCLA doctors think she’s fine. Lindsay, as much as I love her, is an actress. The best in the business. And she can convince just about anyone, except a drug test or a Scram bracelet, that she doesn’t have an addiction problem. But she does.”
“And I hate to say this because it sounds like I’m wishing her the worst, but she will relapse when she leaves UCLA, unless she spends more time in an in-patient rehab,” the source adds. “Her system may be cleaned out of pills right now, but unless she gets away from the bad friends she has in L.A., and unless she gets into serious family therapy, the weakness in her personality will resurface.”
“Don’t think for a minute that she’s going to walk out of UCLA completely clean and sober,” the source close to Lindsay warns. “She’s on medication that is legal, yes, but she’s still on pills. And Xanax and such are mind altering. Have you ever taken an Ambien or Xanax? You’re high, right? So though she may be clinically prescribed these meds, it triggers that reaction in her that makes her want to take more and more and more the minutes something doesn’t go well in her life.”

Can the court at least make her wear a little bell or something, maybe even a cow bell, so the rest of us know when she’s around and to stay in our homes where it’s safe.

Even though Lindsay Lohan had cocaine on her both times when she was arrested for DUI’s in May and July of 2007, she’s now taking the position that her insane behavior over the years wasn’t because of drugs, but because she was mistakenly given Adderall.

And so she would like the court to apologize. For treating her as if she was using drugs like cocaine. Which, to recap, she was.

According to Lindsay Lohan’s latest medical report from UCLA, the actress was not addicted to cocaine as once suspected.
Instead, it is believed she was misdiagnosed as having Attention Deficit Disorder and given the prescription drug Adderall, which may be to blame for triggering her often bizarre behavior.
Now Lohan apparently wants some form of apology or compensation from the courts.
“Lindsay is fuming – she is really upset that the courts put her through all this,” a source told Pop Tarts. 

Please note that in 2009 there were 5.2 million prescriptions written for Adderall and another 25 million for similar ADD medicines, so it’s apparently considered safe, but in Lindsay’s case it drove a sweet and innocent girl into a downward spiral of madness.

She was a hard-working honor student, but then one day her doctor made a mistake and by nightfall she was a cannibal. It makes perfect sense. They should have one of those little stickers on the prescription bottle to warn people about this.