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Anne Vyalitsyna In A Black Bikini At The Beach In Miami

March 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Gravity Wins Best Picture! Meh, Maybe, Who Knows

March 1, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I get it. You’re being hurtled uncontrollably through space just like your subconscious is in turmoil over your daughter becoming another somber schoolyard tag statistic. It’s gravity that’s weighing you down woman. Holy fuck that would be a horrible... READ MORE

Deimante Guobyte In A Striped Bikini

March 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t begin to pronounce this girl’s name. I bet if I were Lithuanian, I could speak it effortlessly and hold my potato-brewed liquor four times better. She’s a model currently dating Maxwell, whose name I can pronounce but... READ MORE

Rihanna Dresses Lightly in Paris

March 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The more expensive the clothes, the less they cover. Which makes sense, because you figure people who can afford a $2,000 outfit probably have the resources for a personal trainer or twenty bucks for a Vegan sprout salad at... READ MORE

Don’t You Walk Out on Seth Rogen (VIDEO)

March 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Let’s concede the fact that Congressmen as a group are a swollen zit of incompetence, alcohol abuse, and petty ambition. Even the well-meaning Mr. Smiths quickly get assimilated into the polished turd  of big dollar democracy. Largely a group... READ MORE

George Lopez Needs a Nap

March 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

George Lopez has been working way too hard. His fourth eponymously titled TV show is about to debut on FX, with the hope that this time somebody non-Hispanic in America will chuckle. He’s also still working the stand-up circuit,... READ MORE

Man Arrested For Cow Porn (VIDEO)

March 1, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Two men were arrested in Herkimer, NY for covering themselves in Jell-O and videotaping themselves fucking cows. Apparently, Reid Fontaine and Michael Jones had been calling on the slutty cows on the Herkimer dairy farm for a while. The... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Is One Super Crappy Escort

March 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian has to be the world’s most disappointing hooker. She’s the classic underachiever, a high draft pick that simply doesn’t pan out in the world of whoredom. Kim accepted $500,000 for a date night with Richard Lugner, the... READ MORE

Robin Thicke Wants Paula Patton Back (VIDEO)

March 1, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Robin Thicke is trying everything he can think of to get Paula Patton to take him back. He’s apparently sending thousands of dollars worth of flowers to her house because he saw that work in a movie once. I... READ MORE

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