Beyonce Samples Space Shuttle Challenger Audio For Shitty New Song

January 1, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Beyonce is in deep shit for sampling audio from the Challenger explosion for her new song XO. Jay Z’s baby mama thought it would be a good idea to revisit a national tragedy and take a clip from the... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Go Skiing

January 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s time for the trees to give a little something back. Photo Credit: FameFlynet READ MORE

What’s Making Robin Roberts and Aaron Rodgers So Happy?

January 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Robin Roberts is definitely gay. I know, because she told me and the world so. Last year she went on the air to announce she had cancer. Now she’s gay. Next year she’s going to hold a press conference... READ MORE

Ava Sambora in A Bikini Playing Volleyball

January 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ava Sambora is right at that target Phil Robertson age for marriage. I’m sure Richie Sambora would be open to granting his blessing. Not like he age-gated all the girls rushing backstage at Bon Jovi concerts back in the... READ MORE

Phil Robertson Preaches Young Love

January 1, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Phil Robertson is back with more nuggets of inbred swamp redneck wisdom. This time he is advising the men folk to marry girls when they are 15 or 16. The Duck Dynasty star was explaining the ducks and the... READ MORE

Britney Spears Wardrobe Splits Open in Vegas

January 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I hate to say I told you so, but Britney’s going to need some space-age type teflon seams to keep her snug outfits from rupturing nightly during her show in Vegas. You can’t just expect traditional fibers to hold... READ MORE

Katie Holmes Got Scientology Stomach

January 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess all those years with Tom listening to his tortured lectures on why copulation between a man and woman was not meant to take place in this Fourth Galactic Cycle took its toll on Katie Holmes. Just look... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Boobs Revisited

December 31, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Someday not far off, Jennifer is going to put her boobs away in the closet, along with that publicity machine that puts out so many happy stories about Jennifer’s life as a bon vivant. Chinese cups can only suction... READ MORE