tila tequilla forgot something

Tila Tequila looks like Gizmo from Gremlins, which is actually more insulting for Gizmo than it is Tila, but at least she’s dedicated to being a slut. She dresses slutty all the time. Good for her. Too bad she doesn’t have a bigger rack. I think another good idea would be... read more

gisele and tom got married

Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady got married yesterday around dusk at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica. Us magazine says...The ceremony was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of... read more

gwyneth paltrow is better than you

As you may know, back in September, Gwyneth Paltrow started an advice website called Goop. She said, "My life is good because I am not passive about it", and she wanted you to know that one of the reasons she's a millionaire actress is because she invests in what’s real... read more

i think im in love

Lady GaGa walked the red carpet for what appered to be a Blacks-On-Blonds gang bang video, but in reality was the opening of the VIP Room Theatre. I don't know what that is, and quite frankly I have no intention of looking it up. Is it really any wonder she always wear... read more

ben stiller is suspicious

It should have seemed suspicious when Ben Stiller did something funny at the Academy Awards Sunday night, because I don’t have a time machine, and going back to 2001 would be the only way to see something like that live. Page Six says...Ben Stiller ... had "a meltdown" at... read more

lindsay is doing great

Sam Ronson must have some kind of salt lick between her legs. You lick it and absorb tons of vitamins, because Lindsay had a glow about her yesterday in Beverly Hills. She was just radiant. In fact I bet we start to hear a lot of pregnancy rumors in the next few weeks.... read more

sydonie herrera is here to help

Sydonie Herrera is essentially naked in the latest issue of S magazine. I don't know what S magazine is, but that's cool because I don't know who Sydonie Herrera is either. I know what she's not. She's not a pasty moonfaced lump like Kelly Clarkson or a bony C3PO lookin... read more

whats photoshop?

Kelly Clarkson stopped by the BBC studios in London yesterday, and something was different from when I saw her on the cover of "My Life Would Suck Without You". I can’t quite put my finger on it. It's not the ear rings. The lipstick? Oh this is gonna haunt me all... read more

teri hatcher is not bad like this

Someone sent these pictures of Teri Hatcher in Cabo, and I think they're new but I'm not positive. I am positivethat sheshould arrange for all of her pictures to be taken like this. From as far away as possible. Because here she looks okay for once. If the photographer... read more

danneel haris in maxim

Site note: some or all of the media previously associated with this post has been modified or removed. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Danneel Harris does her second photo shoot for Maxim in the March issue of that horrifically stupid magazine (both shoots... read more

sharon stone forgot something

It was easy to miss these pictures of Sharon Stone from Elton Johns Academy Award party, because it’s Sharon Stone at Elton Johns Academy Award party. Not exactly Megan Fox at the Blowjob Olympics. No one cared. Except for her, as it turns out, because she went to the... read more

marisa miller is ... um ...

These aren’t especially exciting but neither is today so there you go. It's Marisa Miller backstage for some fashion show with no makeup on. And it’s pretty eye opening. I assume in some other pictures she shits in her pants or strokes her cock, since she's so determined... read more