why did kanye do it?

There may never be any way to know for sure why Kanye West stormed the stage last night and interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted Best Female Video at the MTV VMA's. Oh wait never mind. It turns out there is a way, and that way would be to look at the pictures of him... read more

Kanye really is a dick

I don't know what phrase means the exact opposite of "Breaking News", but if you know it, write it down on a post-it note and stick it on your computer screen in front of the headline, because the (insert phrase here) from last nights MTV VMA's was that Kanye West is an... read more

Now this seems worse

The ABC News affiliate in San Diego says sources have given them an account of what happened the night before the physical confrontation between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman. And to be honest it's kind of hot, at least until the part where she gets choked and thrown... read more

how is this illegal?

'The Vampire Diaries' is a show on the CW, apparently, and I didn't bother to look up what it's about because I'm pretty sure I could guess what the answer would be, but mainly because that's not the point to this. The point to this is that Georgia sucks. The LA Times... read more

I am gonna kick your ass

Megan Fox was the sexy center of attention for last nights premiere of 'Jennifer's Body' at the Toronto Film Festival, but she unknowingly sentenced this poor bastard to the beating of a lifetime. Does this nerd think he can just waltz in here and turn my world upside... read more

ahh, yes, of course

Charlize Theron showed off a healthy orange glow as she signed copies of her Vogue magazine cover at the Dior store in New York City yesterday. Things started off with a solo photo shoot, then she did some pictures for something called, "A History Of Gay Stereotypes In... read more

jessica is in rio

Jessica Simpson is in Brazil this week to film scenes for her VH1 show, ‘The Price of Beauty'. Jessica travels around the world and interviews women about what they go through to look good. Jessica doesn't speak any of those other languages, and she's endorsed around 50... read more

that looks painful

Tila Tequila was in Beverly Hills yesterday, and for the first time we got to see some of the damage done by Shawn Merriman last weekend. You can almost see the outlines of his hands in the bruises on her arms, but considering he's an all-pro linebacker and she could be... read more

afternoon headlines

The Thursday afternoon headlines are hosted by Italian actress Maria Grazia Cucinotta. As the Venice Film Festival draws to a close, it may be another year before we see her huge MILF rack again. Sometimes girls email me and ask if they should get implants and if I'm... read more

lady gaga is unimpressed

Has everyone heard of this South African distance runner named Caster Semenya? She won a gold medal in Berlin last month at the World Championships, and once she became the center of attention, it started to occur to people that she looked like a man. Oh and there's good... read more

youll never believe whos fighting

Remember that interview Lindsay did with E! back in March? This one. It was when she said all this: "(People) need to stop saying (Sam and I are) fighting. "I'm really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear... read more

morning headlines

The Thursday morning headlines are hosted by this sexy ass German guy who shuffles around in a circle for over 5 minutes to ‘Sunshine' by alex M.O.R.P.H. At the 3 minute mark, just when you think things are starting to cool down, the music kicks back up and his hot moves... read more