Lindsay Lohan likes sex

Lindsay Lohan says she's not nearly the little hussy she's portrayed as in the media, and is really much more interested in monogamy than random sex. "Sleeping around is not something that interests me, but the act of love is an amazing thing. It's groovy. You've gotta have some fun and let those emotions out." She doesn't exactly deny quick relationships with Chad Michael Murray, Jared Leto, Jonathan Rhys-Myers,...

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Sharon Stone is deep

Sharon Stone says she wanted her full-frontal nude scenes in the upcoming 'Basic Instinct 2' to be jarring for the audience when they see it in context. "I thought that when I ultimately did do the nude scene it should be done in a startling way that would be disturbing and threatening. By the time the film is released, I will be 48 and I wanted to do the nudity in a way that's quite brazen. I wanted her to be very...

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Sarah Jessica Parker is a monster

Hello Magazine has an article this morning about how tough it is for Sarah Jessica Parker to leave her kids to make million of dollars filming movies no one will ever see, which I don't care about either, but I had to preface this with something. God she's disgusting. This is her at the press conference in Germany for Failure to Launch. I didn't roust her out of bed and take these or sneak into her gingerbread house...

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Jessica Simpson is concerned

Jessica Simpson will follow in the footsteps of her idol Angelina Jolie and go to Washington D.C. later this month to lobby members of Congress on behalf of Operation Smile, a charity that surgically repairs cleft palates for impoverished children around the world. A source says: "She's in the phase of her life now where she wants to use her celebrity for good. She's flying in on her own dime. This is her Angelina...

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The Chupacabra will sign your book

Nicole Richie almost never gets mentioned on this page. Because, you know, why in the hell would she. She doesn't do anything. I don't do posts on my paperboy either. She is currently filming the new version of 'the Simple Life', which nobody watched on Fox, and now nobody will watch on E! And she's still peddling her book, which, based on that massive stack behind her, didn't sell a single copy. Here she is at a...

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Lindsay Lohan is patient

For some reason I watched this video of Lindsay Lohan being absolutely mauled by the paparazzi a hundred times, as she does stuff as fascinating as leave a tanning salon in the middle of the week. It's easy to call her a drunken freckled mess - and fun too! - but it really would suck to be surrounded by these animals all day, every day, everywhere you go. This is why I've rejected a life of fame and glamour. I only...

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Cross your fingers

Paris Hilton was banned from the Vanity Fair Academy Awards party last Sunday after the mag trimmed the guest list to A-Listers only, so instead she went to Elton Johns Oscar party, always considered to be one of the nights best. The party is actually a fund raiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation, with tickets costing 2500 dollars each. But, hey, guess who didn

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George Clooney is devastating

The Vanity Fair cover story on Teri Hatcher, in which she reveals she was molested by her uncle for three years starting at age 5, says she was prompted to tell her story after secretly dating a famous Hollywood "Mystery Man" who left her "emotionally shattered" after dumping her. Today, Page Six claims the Mystery Man is George Clooney and the relationship that so completely devastated her was a brief fling they had...

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There's no way this happened

Star magazine is ready to go to press with a story saying that things are through between Jessica Simpson and Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, and that Levine dumped Jessica though a text message. Star says: Adam Levine lets Jessica Simpson know it's over

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Paris Hilton is diseased

Part of the ongoing drama involving Paris Hilton and Brian Quintana - a former close friend of Hiltons who recently won a restraining order against her, keeping her at least 100 yards away at all times - is that Quintana testified that his relationship with Hilton turned ugly after Quintana informed Stavros Niarchos, Hiltons boyfriend at the time, that she had an STD. Quintana said: "I wanted him to be aware of...

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Mariah Carey is melting away

Mariah Carey says the reason for her ripped physique lately is because she's been working out so hard in the gym. Maybe a little too hard. Maybe. She told the London Mirror: "I've been working out like mad - you can even punch me in the stomach and feel how tight that is. But I've gotta slow it down, cos the other day someone told me I was losing my ass - and I don't want to lose that." Mariah Carey must be working...

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Sharon Stone is really smart

Sharon Stone arrived in Israel on Tuesday for a five-day trip sponsored by the Peres Center for Peace, founded by Shimon Peres in 1996 to improve relations with Arabs. Tuesday also being International Womens Day, Stone suggested that women should become more involved in the Middle East peace process, because women consider thoughts and feelings more than men. Stone said: "I think (men and women) need to be a team. We...

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Christina Aguilera is fun

The bad news is that Christina Aguilera is so drunk in these pictures taken this week after a friends birthday party in South Kensington, she's prolly gonna die from alcohol poisoning. The good news is that will make it a lot easier to get anal. The really good news is that she was probably down for that anyway. The really bad news is that Jordan Bratman was the only one who benefited. [gallery columns="6"]

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Natalie Portman is really smart

Natalie Portman surprised students as a guest speaker at a Columbia University 'Terrorism and Counter-Terrorism' class on Monday, when she spoke as part of the MTV-U series 'Stand In'. Natalie is currently out promoting 'V for Vendetta', in which she plays a terrorist striking out against a fictional totalitarian British government. Natalie, who has a degree in psychology from Harvard, used her big brain to dazzle the...

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Who is this sexy minx?

How arrogant and in love with yourself to you have to be to go out in a dress with a plunging neck line when your implants look like this. Does Vivica A. Fox, seen here at the Soul Train Music Awards Monday night, have a mirror. Or a friend. Did her plastic surgeon have hooks for hands? I wouldn't wear a thong if I had elephantitis, how about you do me the same courtesy. For once in your life, stop being such a pain...

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