Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Maybe.

So is Angelina Jolie pregnant with the child of Brad Pitt or not? The definitive answer is "maybe". News of the World says today that the couple are expecting and found out for certain when Angelina had a scan at St John's Hospital Health Center in Santa Monica last month. According to a "friend" (a "friend" who doesn't mind blabbing personal secrets to unsavory newspapers): "It's early days yet so they're more

Paris Hilton might be in trouble

Page Six says today that Paris Hilton might be in trouble with the $10 million slander suit filed against her last year by Zeta Graff, who was the girlfriend of Paris Latsis before he dated Hilton. A source close to the case said Hilton admitted lying when she planted a story in the press that Graff attacked her in a jealous rage at a London club. According to the source, Hilton admitted that Graff never attacked more

Mariah Careys sister is a whore

Mariah Carey must really have some awesome PR people, cause as TMZ reminds us again this morning, Alison Carey, Mariah's older sister was arrested in Long Island last year for prostitution. For the second time. Alison pled guilty and is on probation. It would be hard for her to not plead guilty, since she often advertised on Craigslist and Eros. And as awesome as it sounds to bang the sister who kinda looks like more

Scarlett Johansson is in love

The New York Post says today that Scarlett Johansson - who previously said she didn't believe in monogamy - is now so serious with boyfriend Josh Hartnett that she is now living with him in his Manhattan apartment. The two have been dating since they met in April on the set of 'the Black Dahlia', and by most accounts Hartnett is doe-eyed in love. Maybe all the squinting kept him from noticing that his inamorata more

Gwyneth Paltrow is still an idiot

The National Enquirer says now that Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin have decided on a name for their upcoming second child. The name - which was chosen by Martin because it had "character" - is 'Capone'. So now their kids are named 'Apple' and 'Capone'. And for the record, naming the second kid after a psychotic killer isn't gonna make the playground any safer. The name 'Apple' is tougher than the more

Lindsay Lohan is ready for action

Alright, so this is my first real post since before Christmas, and I barely even turned my computer on in the last 9 days, so while I look for stuff to make fun of, here are pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini taken on New Years Eve. At least I think this is Lindsay Lohan. I donread more

Happy Christmas everyone

Alright, so, Christmas break starts right now, gotta pack and head to the airport. Hope everyone has a safe and happy Christmas, or whatever it is you do or do not celebrate this time of year. See you next week, although I'll prolly get bored and post randomly before then. more

Britney Spears might have gone too far

Page Six says today that US magazine is perfectly comfortable with the lawsuit that Britney Spears has filed against them, claiming she and Kevin Federline never screened a sex tape that they made, as US reported. Janice Min, US Weekly editor, has told friends she is ready for a fightread more

Scientologists are fun!

MSNBC says that more and more Hollywood stars are joining Tom Cruise with unhinged and uneducated rants against psychiatry. Lisa Marie Presley, Priscilla Presley, Danny Masterson, Jenna Elfman, and Catherine Bell were just a few of the big names who attended the opening party of a museum in Hollywood called "Psychiatry: an Industry of Death." "The state-of-the-art museum documents that psychiatry is an industry more

God, I hate her so much

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think being a saber-toothed hag is a handicap, at least not in a strict legal sense. Please note that it appears to be raining, so the kid in the wheelchair is now exhausted and wet. But Kiki wanted coffee, so I'm sure he'll understand. You can click on the picture for a bigger version, by the way. Thanks to hot-sounding reader Brooke for this, although 'Thanks' might not be more

Courtney Love is delightful

The New York Post says today that Courtney Love is broke and wants to raise cash by selling the song catalog of Kurt Cobain and Nirvana. She is said to be asking for 100 million dollars. She may or may not have put her pinky to her lips and cackled when she set the price. Love has supposedly lost weight and is sober these days, but that's probably cause she's broke. Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic famously fought more

Is Jessica Simpson the next Bond girl

Jessica Simpson is the latest name being considered to play the female lead in the next James Bond movie, as Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron have now taken themselves out of the running. According to IGN FilmForce, Simpson is set to audition for the role of Vesper Lynd - a Russian double agent who seduces James Bond - for the upcoming remake of 'Casino Royale'. Scarlett Johansson is also thought to be a name on more

the Hilton Family Holiday Card

Sex-kitten reader Jill was nice enough to email in the Hilton Family "Holiday" card today, and it of course features Paris, Nicky andread more

Michelle Rodriguez is dangerous

E! Online says that 'Lost' star Michelle Rodriguez pretty much lost (see what I did there - zing!) her mind when she was arrested for drunk driving in Hawaii last week. According to a police report, Rodriguez was "argumentative and rude" to the arresting officer when she was arrested for posting a 0.145 blood alcohol content, twice the legal limit. According to the report, Rodriguez screamed: "I don't fucking more

Jessica Alba is mistaken

I'm not saying I don't wanna see Jessica Alba in slutty lingerie, because I very much do wanna see Jessica Alba in slutty lingerie, but it's nice to know that girls are as clueless about guys as guys are about girls. Cause guys don't really give a shit about lingerie. Seriously, despite what your desperate to get laid boyfriend might have told you. Sure it's great on Victorias Secret models, but only because that's more