Stephanie Cook Models In A Bikini For A Water Ad

August 17, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have no clue who Stephanie Cook is. Nor do I care. All I know is she is helping to promote the drinking of more bottled water so that we as a species can live. Before the 1980’s, there... READ MORE

Pam Anderson Pleases Men

August 17, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s great how two soul mates can get back together after years of being apart and having sex on camera and making babies and contracting diseases from scores of other people and it’s like they were never apart at... READ MORE

Behold The Anthony Weinermobile!

August 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some marketing genius came up with the perfect advertisement for a New York hot dog truck: The Anthony Weinermobile. The hot dog truck hit the streets of Manhattan a couple of days ago and handed out free eats. The Weinermobile... READ MORE

Madonna Turns 55, Lourdes Ready to Take Over

August 17, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Madonna had a good run. She made a shit ton out of precious few natural resources. She’s like Hong Kong. But now she needs to turn the chieftain stick over to her daughter Lourdes. Lourdes has tools her mother... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian And Kris Jenner Sumo Wrestle (VIDEO)

August 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kris Jenner show did reasonably well in opening weeks as Kris kept insinuating that Kim and her baby would be on the show to spike interest among the bored housewives and trainables that form the core of her... READ MORE

Kanye West Booed At Dodger Stadium

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye “Yeezus Chrizzle” West was booed at a Dodgers’ game on Wednesday. Our lord and savior was at the stadium watching the Dodgers take on the New York Mets. When the Jumbotron cameras focused in on him during an... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Not Naked Is Not Smart

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every woman is beautiful in her own way. For Lady Gaga, that way is butt naked and drawing attention away from her mug. Strapping on clothes and colorfully painting the grill is a major misstep of public presentation. It’s... READ MORE

Laura Prepon Leaving ‘Orange Is The New Black’

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Laura Prepon announced she will not be coming back for the second season of Orange is the New Black on Netflix. Everybody is coming up with their own fake public reasons why this is disappointing when mostly they’re just... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Is The World’s Greatest Model

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’m the kind of fella who likes his woman to have a little meat on the bones, specifically in the breast and tail regions, so when it comes to fashion runway models and their stick figure frames, I typically... READ MORE

Michael Vick Paid $111,000 For An Image Rehabilitation Service

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to the court documents from his bankruptcy filing in 2008, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick (above with his wife at a January charity event) paid $111,317 to Sitrick & Company to help him perform a complete image makeover... READ MORE