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NFL Managers Want to Nail Blake Bortles’ Hot Girlfriend

February 28, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Highly rated college QB Blake Bortles got stuck with a stupid name. But name’s are only stupid when you’re not making NFL starting QB dollars with hot blonde girls begging to make your dick smile. Blake Bortles’ girlfriend Lindsey... READ MORE

Miley’s Ass Came Between the Thickes

February 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The split between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton began with Miley Cyrus’ dry humping antics. Apparently the trouble with the celebrity love birds began at the now notorious VMA performance in which Miley air humped Robin Thicke on stage.... READ MORE

Kaley Cuoco And Ryan Sweeting Couldn’t Look Happier

February 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What is it about the airport that makes minor celebrities look like they want to blow their brains out so much? Obviously, flying sucks and being around so many random losers is a pain in the ass, but people... READ MORE

Through Rain, Sleet Or Snow, Famke Janssen’s Dog Will Take A Crap

February 27, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Any good dog owner knows that some shitty weather’s never going to stop a pet from having to go outside and drop a steamer, and so Famke Janssen stood on a corner in Manhattan yesterday in the rain so... READ MORE

Sinead O’Conner Still Knows How To Party

February 27, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last time we checked in with Sinead O’Connor, she was professing her love of anal sex on the internet before marrying a random stranger for a week, and then she was offering Miley Cyrus advice on how not to... READ MORE

John Mayer Will Be Banging His Next Celebrity in T-Minus 30 Minutes

February 27, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

E! Online, the purveyor of single-ply entertainment news, has reported that Katy Perry and John Mayer are no longer a couple. Just yesterday they announced that Katy Perry looked like she was wearing an engagement ring from the love... READ MORE

Bo Osinski Will Flash Whatever It Takes to Get Your Guard Down

February 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This 138 Water Girl is back. I thought she’d been absorbed for parts, but I guess her nipples are still intact because I can clearly see them right there on the beach where children walk and Daniel Baldwin boosts... READ MORE

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