Bar Rafaeli bikini pictures

By brendon August 10, 2010 @ 4:20 PM

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Bar Refaeli and boyfriend Leonardo Dicaprio are on a yacht off the coast of Sardinia today with Naomi Campbell and her Russian billionaire boyfriend, and they went diving in front of the paparazzi because it was easier than mailing everyone a pistol with reasons and instructions on how to kill yourself.

(source = splash news and inf daily)

Candice Swanepoel is from the future

By brendon August 10, 2010 @ 3:17 PM

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Victoria Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, and Erin Heatherton premiered the ‘Incredible by Victoria’s Sectret’ clothing line in New York City today, and vindicated what every movie from the 60′s said we would be wearing in 2010. Skin tight jigsaw day-glo stripes and go-go boots. All that’s missing is a fishbowl on their head and a gun that says ZAP in lightning bolt letters when you fire it.

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Kelly Brook is naked in Piranha 3D

By brendon August 10, 2010 @ 2:15 PM

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The UK magazine Nuts has a few blurry still pictures of Kelly Brook swimming naked in ‘Piranha 3D’ (probably with porn star Riley Steele because they shot bikini scenes for this last June, pictures here) and this movie is doing the right thing by leaking parts of this scene. It’s Kelly Brook. Naked. In 3D. That’s big news.

I just hope it’s in 3D when they release it on blu-ray too, because, at least in America, you can’t masturbate at a blood-soaked horror movie without everyone judging you.

Lindsay Lohan got special treatment in jail, part 4

By brendon August 10, 2010 @ 1:21 PM

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It’s hard to deny that the sheriff of LA county is a pussy who loves celebrities and goes out of his way to make sure the law doesn’t apply to them, and today there is yet another story about the fancy treatment Lindsay Lohan got to prove it.

Radar spoke to a woman named Katie who arrived at the same jail the same day for the same crime as Lindsay. Surely they received the same treatment, right?

“She spent a lot of time in her cell, but she also went to the medical clinic several times a day.”

This is where Lindsay would watch a private TV and use the phone, a claim also reported by the New York Daily News.

Lohan also got a brand new jail uniform everyday, while other inmates just got a clean pair once a week – if they were lucky.
“One employee of the jail had to spend his day searching the entire place for any books by Ernest Hemmingway for Lindsay. Those are the only books she would read.”
Katie also says Lohan was granted her commissary order when she arrived to the jail on Tuesday, July 20 even though all orders are supposed to be placed by Monday night in order to receive them.

But no matter how hard he tries, jail is still jail, so after a few days Sheriff Lee Baca just lets famous people go home.

“I was sentenced to 30 days because of a violation of my probation for not attending an alcohol education class,” Katie says. “The same thing as Lindsay.
“Lindsay served 13 days out of her 90 day sentence whereas I had to serve 20 days for a much lesser sentence.”

So the celebrity served about 15 percent of her sentence, while the non famous piece of shit served closer to 70 percent, for the same crime. If there was one word to describe the sheriff, it would be “dickhead”. If there was two words, it would be “dickhead” twice.

tuesday morning headlines

By brendon August 10, 2010 @ 11:16 AM

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KARISSA AND KRISTINA SHANNON – are the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner, and they kissed at the Playboy Mid Summers Night Dream party Saturday (full size pic here). I think one of them even used some tongue. If I weren’t in a Starbucks right now I’d masturbate to this until a ghost came out of my penis. (pacific coast)

SNOOKI – says she didn’t like being in jail for public intoxication 10 days ago, and that, “I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there.” Have they made the Jersey Shore porn parody yet? Because that line and this scene would be good for that. Then Deputy Lasagna and Officer Bigballs could train her. (mtv)

KELLY BROOK - was at the Playboy Mid Summers Night Dream party too, but she didn’t kiss any other girls so she didn’t get to be the banner picture. I’m tough but fair.

maybe Ashley Greene didn’t ruin the bikini party

By brendon August 09, 2010 @ 5:42 PM

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Ashley Greene hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and all the pictures so far are pretty damn boring. But Splash just released some more, and I guess they sort of help. I still don’t know why there aren’t more. There better have been something pretty god damn fascinating at this party. Anything short of this and these punk ass photographers have some serious explaining to do.

Justin Bieber got hit in the face with a water bottle

By brendon August 09, 2010 @ 3:56 PM

In between songs at a concert in Sacramento, some music lover in the audience did what all of us were thinking and threw a water bottle at Justin Biebers face. Is there some kind of brick shortage I don’t about?

Montana Fishburne was a prostitute

By brendon August 09, 2010 @ 1:00 PM

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Montana Fishburne, the 19-year-old daughter of Laurence Fishburne, has her fist porn dvd coming out in 2 days, but you could have watched her have sex in 3D last year. When she was a prostitute.

Court records obtained by E! News show that Montana Fishburne was arrested last year for prostitution.
(She) pleaded no contest in a Hollywood courtroom to criminal trespass, a misdemeanor, and the court agreed to drop charges of solicitation and loitering in a public area for the purpose of prostitution.
She was sentenced to two years’ probation and 15 days in jail, but was able to do community service instead of jail time.
As part of her probation, Fishburne was also ordered to not charge money for sex; have sex in a public place or a place “exposed to public view”; hitchhike or otherwise engage drivers in conversation; and loiter in alleys or public streets “with the intent to solicit acts of prostitution.”

This chick is a real inspiration. Shackled with the hardship of wealth and opportunity, she fought back by walking the streets as a prostitute, and now she’s famous! She’s proof that dreams really do come true, especially if you’re dream is to drive to the valley and have a stranger with a camera come in your mouth.