flight 1549 pics

I realize this has nothing to do with Lindsays tits or Paris Hilton blowing dudes, and I swear we’ll get back to that in just a minute, but yesterday some geese decided that, instead of flying up and towards Charlotte, US Airways flight 1549 should fly down and toward... read more

get out of there plane

Stop it plane. You are a plane. You are not a boat. Get back in the sky! You can not swim!(UUHQ copy of this pic, one of the very first taken of Flight 1549 after it crashed in the Hudson River in NYC yesterday, here. picture source = Splash. and yes of course i realize... read more

american idol is a really good show

I don’t really do impressions, I’m not a professionally trained impressionist, but here’s my impression of hundreds of dudes last night when Casey Carlson (homepage here) walked out to audition for American Idol.GUY: (looks at Casey)GUY: (looks at girlfriend)GUY: (looks... read more

jenifaa yopez is violent

Star magazine says today that the strained relationship between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony has turned violent in the past few weeks. Oh I know right? after months of fighting the couple's fiery marital brawls have escalated to a whole new level. Sources close to the... read more

fat bitch

The Daily Mail is bitching today because they say Lindsay Lohan has lost too much weight, much like she did a few years ago when she was strung out on coke. And do you know how I know she was strung out on coke? Because I just published it on a popular website, and her... read more

ow wow, look, its, um, that person

My taste in music apparently isn’t shitty enough to know who or what Lady GaGa might be, but there she was, caught by the paps as she went back to her hotel room in London last night. She’s a big deal these days, so I decided I should listen to one of her songs, so I went... read more

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go f yourself dignity

Verne Troyer is one of the contestants on the UK show "Celebrity Big Brother", and the Daily Mail says that last night as part of a challenge they made him dress up like a teddy bear and eat a pot of honey. Why a stuffed animal would eat anything, much less honey, is... read more

ricardo mantalban died

Actor Ricardo Mantalban, perhaps most famous for his role as Mr. Rourke on "Fantasy Island", died in his Beverly Hills home yesterday at the age of 88. People magazine says...His son-in-law Gilbert Smith says Montalban had been in declining health for months and died... read more

i think we should vote for her

Emily Wynne-Hughes is the girl with the orange hair from last nights American Idol, the very first one to get sent through to the next round. She was also an employee of the tattoo shop when Britney went nuts and shaved her head (here). But more to the point, she’s the... read more

speaking of ads

On the heels of the release of Victoria’s Beckhams Armani ad comes this, a first look at Katie Holmes as the face of the Prada brand Mui Mui. The theme for the campaign is : Things That Are Boring.[gallery columns="6"] read more

brandon davis is an idiot, broke

Kim Kardashian was hanging out with Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis last night, which by itself means very little, and as it turns out when combined with other things still means very little. Because she’s a talentless nobody with a big tits and he’s a talentless nobody with... read more

oh you hot little bitch

Right around Halloween it came out that Armani was paying Victoria Beckham 20 million dollars to pose for their new underwear ads (more here), and today the Daily Mail has the first few shots from that campaign. I love this hot little bitch but these are a little... read more

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