50 Cent had a rough night

50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan. "I can't believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit." "Got dam it motherfuckers I'm having a... read more

Jessica Alba forgot something

Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering what was at stake, I don't think it's unmanly to admit... read more

Britney might be getting married again

Britney Spears is still in a bikini at a fancy resort on Maui with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, whom she's dated since March of '09, and yesterday they spent some time at a church there. Was this related in any way to the cover story for this weeks OK magazine, which... read more

like nothing ever happened, part 3

And after her meetings in Santa Monica, I guess Lindsay changed clothes and went to the gas station. And, umm… holy shit. I can't even remember why I was mad at her. Something wonderful happens whenever she puts on a tight shirt that shows off her huge tits, she just... read more

like nothing ever happened, part 2

Lindsay Lohan had some meeting in Santa Monica yesterday, and granted she looked kind of awesome, but showing off her big tits and making my penis flush with blood was never her problem. She was always tremendously good at that. Where the hell did she even find a shirt... read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is "full of shit", in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let's see someone blab that you're dating that fug bitch and see... read more

this is Hollywoods Most Amazing Body

Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of People this summer for their issue about the best bodies in Hollywood. She went from fat to fabulous and now her body is amazing (their words, not mine). And yet every picture had her hiding behind something. Whenever she's in a... read more

Mariah Carey admits she's pregnant. Sort of.

Way back on June 2nd, the rumors began that Mariah Carey was pregnant, but she never said anything about it, and then it all sort of died down. Until this weekend that is, during a concert in Brazil (pictured above), when she looked slightly fatter than normal and the... read more

like nothing ever happened

Lindsay Lohan had two DUI's, was given probation which she didn't complete and 90 days in jail which she didn't serve, but she's famous so last night she was at Chateau Marmont until 1am, then she hopped behind the wheel and headed off into the night. So if you live in... read more

Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini, part 2

Britney Spears spent another day in Hawaii and another day in a bikini, and it's all relative but once again she looked pretty good. She didn't look great or anything, but considering how insane she was just a few years ago, she looked amazing. If I were her and had her... read more

Elin Nordegren has done her first and last interview

Elin Nordegren hasn't said a word to the press since it was revealed that her husband Tiger Woods would stick his dick in a beehive if he saw one in a club, but Friday People magazine will publish Elins first - and last, according to her - interview, given over 4 days in... read more

Olivia Wilde is in a bikini

You know how you've just been sitting there all day, not looking at Olivia Wilde in a bikini? Well come over here, because she has a better idea. (image source = pacific coast news) [gallery guid=808528] read more