Whitney Houston really sucks

Whitney Houstons much-publicized concert in Central Park, to be aired tomorrow on 'Good Morning America', was cut short today because Oh My God her voice is fuckin terrible. It's all nasally and deep, like an unconvincing female impersonator. Tyler Perry sounds more like... read more

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VICTORIA BECKHAM - went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She's married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that dude? She might as well be married to Batman. (the sun) BAD... read more

Chris Brown does remember now

Chris Brown is furious today over rumors that he can't remember the night when he beat the shit out of Rihanna (you better watch your back, rumors. Chris Brown will choke a bitch). He issued a statement to People magazine last night, and this Chris Brown wants to make it... read more

Nice job spaz

The Jonas Brothers sang all of their amazing hit songs last night in Toronto, but it was a feast for the eyes as well when the boys took to the sky and showed off their athleticism (video of it here). Thanks in part to a trampoline, they flew to heights of zero feet,... read more

Chris Brown doesn't remember

Chris Brown has recorded an interview with Larry King to air Wednesday night, and in this preview clip Brown says he doesn't remember the night when he "punched (Rihanna) in the left eye. He then drove away and continued to punch her in the face ... (this) caused her... read more

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MACUALAY CULKIN - is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jacksons 7-year-old son. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and Michael had to explain why there was a bowl of a... read more

DJ AM died of an overdose

The death of DJ AM is unofficially being considered an overdose, not a suicide, but let's dogpile onto the sadness because the reason he was taking so many drugs was because he became addicted to the anti-anxiety medicine Xanax, and this led to a relapse into other... read more

DJ AM has died

Adam Goldstein, more commonly known as DJ AM, was found dead this afternoon in New York City from an apparent drug overdose. He was 36-years-old. Here's a rough time line of the events so far: - at around 5pm, a male friend who hadn't been able to reach him went to AMs... read more

Michaels death ruled a homicide

Hey did you hear that Michael Jackson died? No for real. And today the Los Angeles County coroner officially ruled his death a homicide, saying a lethal dose of the sedative propofol directly caused his death. In part the statement said: "Cause of death was established... read more

Megan Hauserman seems nice

I can't host it here, but back in 2007, when Megan Hauserman was a contestant on 'Beauty and the Geek', a picture went around that showed a blond, reportedly Megan, on her knees giving oral. Is it really her? Maybe. Look it was two years ago, and I'm not good with names.... read more

We are so screwed

Seeing bears scale walls on ladders puts us one step from living in "the Golden Compass", where armored bears form an army of indestructible killing machines, but at least their discovery of this Rosetta Stone, the key to unlocking new ways to catch and eat us, was a... read more

Mischa Barton is a bad liar

Mischa Barton tells People magazine that the reason she was 5150'd last month, meaning she was held against her will for at least 72 hours pending a psychiatric evaluation after police deemed her to have a mental disorder that made her a danger to her self or others, is... read more