its the tiger woods sext messages

The second porn star that Tiger Woods had an affair with launched a web site today called Sexting Joslyn James, where she, as you might have guessed, reveals all the sexy text messages sent to her by TIger. Or so she claims. Her reputation sucks and many people including... read more

heidi montag is an angel

Forget everything that was written in the post beneath this one, because of course the best way to get huge boobs and not have to deal with a baby is to get DDD implants like Heidi Montag did. What a timely role model she is. She's not slutting around like Gisele just to... read more

gisele bundchen is bouncy

All rational people agree that babies are a pox upon this earth and should be eliminated. Or at least kept in a trunk or something like Harry Potter so I don't have to listen to their incessant screaming and crying and temper tantrums. Unfortunately having a baby gives... read more

sandra bullock has moved out

It wasn't until yesterday that news spread about Jesse James cheating on his wife Sandra Bullock, but she obviously knew about it before then, because she moved out on Monday. People magazine says... The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James... read more

michelle bombshell naked

This easily could have been part of the post below, but Tyler does better in google when I have headlines like 'Michelle Bombshell naked' (full size pic here). According to her bio, she's in med school and 90 percent (90?) covered in ink. Sounds like she'll be a good... read more

sandra bullock must be thrilled

People are always claiming to be the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam, but the girl Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with really is. At least according to the bio on her soft core porn site. Hi Boys, I'm Michelle Bombshell, the... read more

afternoon headlines

KENDRA - is gonna kill me because I was supposed to mention her St. Patricks Day contest sooner than this. So everyone go do this thing for Kendra. I guarantee (*) the winner gets to have sex with her. (*- these statements are not guaranteed) GARY DOURDAN - used the... read more

jesse james cheated on sandra bullock

After she won the Academy Award for 'The Blind Side', Sandra Bullock broke down and cried as she thanked everyone, including Jesse James, her husband for the past 4 years. She would have been crying even more if she had known what Jesse was doing when she was actually... read more

stephanie seymour is why god invented the word "milf"

90's supermodel Stephanie Seymour is in St Barts today, and even though her stupid kids are with her these pictures are still good because half the time it looks like she's trying to drown them. She'll deny that's what she meant, but it was. Admit it Stephanie. Come to... read more

britney spears is single

When Britney Spears began dating her agent Jason Trawick just about a year ago, he was given a great deal of credit for her comeback and seen as a calming influence on her life. So an alternate headline for this post would be: Everybody Panic. The 28-year-old pop... read more

letterman and kimmel > leno

The great Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on Letterman last night, and he and Dave of course talked about the thing they have most in common; hatred of Jay Leno. Sadly Leno's ratings have been better than expected but not as good as they used to be. I guess that shouldn't be a... read more

elin still not wearing her wedding ring

In one sense, the life of Tiger Woods took a huge step back towards normalcy with today's announcement that he would return to golf for the Masters in 3 weeks. In another, more accurate sense, his life is still a miserable hell. Tiger Woods' wife Elin is still refusing... read more