Jennifer Aniston thinks she should marry George Clooney

Jennifer Aniston is such a delight to be around that she cant keep a boyfriend for more than a week, and to put that into perspective, even that women who cut off her husbands dick while he was asleep went on to get engaged and have a 14 year relationship. Perhaps... read more

Mollie Kings trip to the pool was a complete success

Thanks to the quiet dignity of the ... London ... tabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And ... read more

Billy Crystal has still got it

Proving that his powers of comic observation are as razor sharp and lightning fast as they've ever been, Billy Crystal has noticed that the young people of today sure do like vampires. And that was the end of his idea. Nonetheless he took that information and got Helen... read more

The Saturdays are in LA, bikinis

The UK girl group "the Saturdays" are in LA this week to shoot a new video, and yesterday they took a break by the pool. Una Healy (the one in the headline) is my favorite, in part because she has red hair, and as far as being hot girls with red hair are second only to... read more

Angelina Jolie may have adopted another kid (update!)

Most people have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. For example, here she is at the Salt premier last July. The two lines at the bottom say N 43° 41' 21" E 07° 14' 28", and if... read more

Audrina Patridges mom isnt that great

These bikini pictures of Audrina Patridge came out on Friday, then over the weekend people started to figure out Audrinas mom was in some of the pictures too, and now the internet is going all apeshit with dumb MILF and incest jokes. And yes, her mom looks good in the... read more

Angelina Jolie is in Libya

I quickly wanna preface this with what Jennifer Aniston said when explaining why she spent her 41st birthday at a palatial resort in Mexico. "(A friend) said to me, 'You come to Mexico all the time and Mexico is really hurting right now because of the swine flu and the... read more

Ashley Judd was raped and abused as a child

Ashley Judd has written a biography that goes on sale today called "All That Is Bitter & Sweet", and in it she talks about her surprisingly neglectful, abusive, and drug filled childhood. Radar says... "My mother, while she was transforming herself into the Naomi... read more

Kirstie Alley broke her partner on Dancing with the Stars

Maksim Chmerkovskiy had to know he was playing with dynamite when he took Kirstie Alley as a partner on Dancing With The Stars, and last night his hubris finally cost him (clip above, full video here). Us magazine says... No pain, no gain for Maksim Chmerkovskiy. The... read more

Kathy Griffin is in a bikini (I apologize)

Kathy Griffin, who is 50, was in a bikini in Palm Beach earlier today, and it was every bit as unpleasant as you might imagine. She's so pale and pink and wrinkled the first 30 minutes of her foreplay must just be some unfortunate bastard between her legs making puzzled... read more

Jeremy Renner is our new Jason Bourne

Two years ago most people had no idea who Jeremy Renner was. Two Academy Award nominations later and he's starring alongside Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (then is expected to take over the franchise and star in MI:5), in The Avengers as Hawkeye (which... read more

Brooklyn Decker won the Country Music Awards

She looks way better when she wears a bikini or something see through so we can see her tits, but Brooklyn Decker still looked tremendous at last nights Academy of Country Music Awards in Vegas. "This is dumb, why was she there, what does Brooklyn Decker have to do with... read more

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