Vanessa is naked again – UPDATE

By brendon August 05, 2009 @ 4:51 PM

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Vanessa Hudgens leapt from “High School Musical” and into my heart two years ago when naked pictures she took for boyfriend Zac Efron ended up online (fall in love all over again here). I have no idea what the back story is to these brand new pics that leaked this morning, but luckily there’s not a single person on earth who cares for the time being, so that worked out nicely.

SEXY UPDATE – added two more full size and there are six more that are little more than thumbnails, so I patched them together, poorly.  and for the record, she’s 20, turns 21 on december 14th. she was 18 when the last ones were taken, so don’t freak out on me.

Lindsay Lohan is helpful

By brendon August 05, 2009 @ 3:06 PM

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This mysterious strangers’ identity was once thought to be an unsolvable mystery, but it turns out it’s Lindsay Lohan.  She probably thought she was hiding but in reality she looks way better like this.  She should cover her alligator skin and dumb blond hair as much as possible, and just draw the viewers eyes to her big tits and tight little ass.

Before going out, Lindsay should try on different skin tight tops, all with no bra.  If her hands turn purple after about 3 minutes, that’s good, that’s the shirt to wear.  And keep doing the thing where she covers her eyes, that way I don’t have to be discreet while I stare at her tits.

(hq jump here)

Being Leo DiCaprio looks fun

By brendon August 05, 2009 @ 12:15 PM

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Leonardo DiCaprio is single these days, and that can only mean one thing. Whores. In this case Spanish ones as he and some friends spend some time on the beaches of Ibiza. To be honest these whores are kind of ugly, but they’re all probably millionaire models, so that’s good enough. It would be like driving the Batmobile. In reality it’s mostly plywood held together with duct tape and there’s no engine so you have to Fred Flintstone your ass around a showroom, but still, you drove the Batmobile dude. Nice.

(hq jump here. source = flynet and splash)

Good riddance jackass

By brendon August 05, 2009 @ 9:48 AM

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Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off “American Idol”, saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago:

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I’ll miss being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon.

There is so much wrong with the second half of that statement I don’t even know where to begin.  At best she was useless.  More often she was a drunken menace, and usually it wasn’t even clear if she was talking to the right person because her “advice” rarely had any relevance to anything that had happened on stage.  Listening to her is like reading a transcript from some other language done by someone who only barely speaks English.  And they had to do it in a hurry.  And someone had just whacked them in the head.

By popular demand

By brendon August 05, 2009 @ 7:48 AM

Many were wondering if there was an mp3 version of the NAS and Nick Cannon song from this video yesterday, because NAS is a victim of his own talent and accidentally gave the music he was trying to make fun of an infectious beat. God only knows why people assumed I would have that, but I went ahead and made one anyway (dl it on mediafire here, sendspace here, rapidshare here).

Another way to say this is that people wanted some racist propaganda to go, and maybe share with their friends, and they thought to themselves, “hey I bet that guy from Tyler will have some”. I’m not entirely sure how to take that.

I do apparently but that’s not the point.

Melrose Place is gonna suck

By brendon August 04, 2009 @ 5:50 PM

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The cast of the the new “Melrose Place” has been gathered for the first time to present them to the media, and, um … really? If your plan is to get a bunch of sexy girls, and Ashlee Simpson is the hottest one, your plan has gone horribly wrong. You could get hotter girls by dialing the numbers written on bathroom walls. From left to right, they are: The One No One Likes, EEOC Proof of Compliance, The One No One Likes Mom, Halloween Decoration, Angerina Jorie, and AnnaLynn McBoard.

Afternoon Headlines

By brendon August 04, 2009 @ 4:53 PM

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RIHANNA – will request a less restrictive restraining order against Chris Brown tomorrow when he is formally sentenced for assaulting her. The current order demands he stay at least 50 yards away at all times. The new order would drop that, and state that he merely not “annoy, molest, or harass” her. If I were them I would add “punch in the face” just so everyone is on the same page. (source = radar)

GI JOE – Last month it was rumored (here) that the movie was an unwatchable mess and the director had been fired. Paramount denied it. Now they won’t screen it for critics before they release it Friday.  Also their changing the title to “Star Trek: Revolution”. These seem like good signs. (source = the ap)

JESSICA SIMPSON – went to a park yesterday with her friend Ken Paves and his dogs, and she even gave the dogs some kisses. Then the dogs walked away. I can’t imagine that’s gonna help her self confidence any. (hq jump here. source = fame)

God Jennifer Aniston sucks

By brendon August 04, 2009 @ 4:12 PM

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Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of this months Ellle magazine, and you may find this hard to believe, but during the interview she brings up her love life and lays out why you should feel sorry for her, then says she doesn’t want anyone to feel sorry for her. I don’t anticipate any problems with accommodating that. E! says…

“I’m not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It’s fine. I can take it,” she says of how it’s hard to find a decent man in this town.
“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting getting on with her life,’ so be it.”
Nevertheless, she’s taking her lonely-lady role-model status very seriously: “I support women, men, anybody who is in a place that’s not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.”

Why can’t a great girl like this find someone to settle down with? If there’s one thing guys love in a new girlfriend, it’s one who constantly obsesses over the status of their relationship and clings to him like they’d been pushed out on to the wing of a plane. And if she has old lady hands and a big nose? Well that’s just the icing on the cake.

(hq jump here. source = splash news online)