There’s nothing worse than a literate porn star. These girls who are smart enough to get into elite private colleges but still taking dongs up their ass for cash just like to talk way too much. Daddy didn’t hurt... READ MORE

98-pound Puerto Rican singer Marc Anthony may have to pay a shit ton more child support to Dayanara Torres, his lady just before Jennifer Lopez. Anthony had to disclose his net worth in a court case in which Torres claims... READ MORE

I don’t care if you’re Gary Glitter or Michelle Rodriguez, when you’ve had your fill of young British girls, it’s time to head to Thailand to get your head on straight. Gary only took his clothes off when well... READ MORE

People who say that a music artist shouldn’t need to get naked to sell music obviously don’t like really crappy music sung by girls who everybody just wants to see naked. Ipso facto or some shit like that. The... READ MORE

Sam Worthington has been slapped with a restraining order by the paparazzo he attacked. We told you about an incident in which Sam went all Clash of the Titans on a celebrity photographer named Sheng Li. The dude apparently... READ MORE

You’ve got to admire Lena Dunham. When most actresses receive two years advanced notice on a showy promotional shoot, they might do a sit-up or lay off the pork rinds every other Tuesday. Not Lena Dunham and not when... READ MORE

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They say the fourth time’s the charm when it comes to aging rock stars pitifully clinging to their youth looking for a lifetime of love and happiness. With failed marriages to Elaine Bergen, Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson under... READ MORE

Another day of filming on the set of the Entourage movie, and it’s another lack of surprises from Hollywood’s most unoriginal minds. If you had any hope that this movie would be more than just hot girls in tight... READ MORE

When Derek Jeter finally retires from being forced to like Alex Rodriguez at the end of this baseball season, there will be a lot of questions surrounding his next move, including which girl he’s going to have a lot... READ MORE