Alessandra Ambrosio In A Bikini

September 5, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alessandra Ambrosio took off her hat at the beach today, so she’s probably already dead. As you may know, any direct contact between rich or famous women and the ultraviolet rays of the sun are a virtual death sentence.... READ MORE

Kate Upton Is Your Model of the Year

September 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s important to Kate Upton that you remember that she’s not a sex object. I’m not sure what we’re supposed to do with this admonition specifically, Maybe review her grade school art folder as you whack off to her?... READ MORE

Ariel Castro’s Family Is Pissed

September 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Evil motherfucker Ariel Castro was found hanging in his cell yesterday and his family and lawyers are demanding answers. You’ll recall that Castro got the awesome sentence of life + 1000 years for the brutal rape, kidnapping, and torture... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson Has Big Boobs

September 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s never a good idea to quiz a woman on her previous relationships. A man takes what he can get in this world and ever looks forward. If you start investigating shit from the past, you’re only going to... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Releasing New Album on Veteran’s Day

September 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you happen to be a young woman who feels like nobody understands you, or a young man who feels like even those misunderstood girls wouldn’t understand why you have the heel of your mom’s best shoes wedged up... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Know What A Feminist Is

September 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone’s favorite Backdoor Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, is back with more stupidity. In this thrilling episode she doesn’t know what a fenminist is. Like, she’s never heard the word before. You’d think that by the time you reach your... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Wants To Show Her New Mom Boobs Off in Playboy

September 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In an upcoming episode of the heavily staged reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a still pregnant Kim talks about wanting to pose for Playboy again after she pops out her demon seed (the bastard to become known... READ MORE

Sydney Leathers Showed Off Her Plastic Surgery (VIDEO)

September 4, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

With Anthony Weiner continuing to pour gasoline on the tire fire that is his New York City mayoral campaign, his former online mistress, Sydney Leathers, is still taking drastic steps to help her feel confident in pursuing a career... READ MORE

Claudia Jordan In A Bikini

September 4, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments


Mila Kunis Hates Buying Groceries

September 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mila Kunis was out shopping for groceries in Los Angeles yesterday with an older woman, who I assume is either her mom or Ashton Kutcher‘s stylist, and she did not look pleased at all that people were taking her... READ MORE