Salman Rushdie made fun of Kim Kardashian

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 4:19 PM


It’s nice to see that even brilliant writers like Salman Rushdie aren’t above mocking Kim Kardashian on twitter.

1. The marriage of poor kim #kardashianwas krushed like a kar in a krashian.
2. her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?
3. But kardashian fell klean outa fashian.

I don’t actually know what the fuck that means but a guy who won the Booker Prize and was knighted for his work in literature is now making fun of Kardashians on the internet just like I do. We’re practically equals. I wonder if downloading porn all morning is a big part of his writing process too.

(source = entertainment weekly)

AnnaLynne McCord is a tease

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 3:32 PM


AnnaLynne McCord was on the set of ‘90210‘ in Hollywood yesterday, because apparently that show is still on the air, and whoever gave her those pasties, thus preventing me from seeing her tits, can suck it. I hate you and I hope someone pushes you in front of a train.

(image source = splash)

its the James Bond ‘Skyfall’ cast

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 2:22 PM


There was a photocall in London today for the next James Bond movie, horribly named ‘Skyfall’, starring Daniel Craig as Bond, Javier Bardem as the villain, Berenice Marlohe as the sexy foreign girl you won’t be able to understand, and Naomie Harris as some field agent who is totally gonna get killed.

Adding to the already good cast will be Ralph Fiennes (probably as another villain) and Albert Finney (probably as M’s boss). Even more promising is that it will be directed by Sam Mendes, at least one very good writer has taken a whack at the script, and the incredibly great Roger Deakins will be the cinematographer, so even if it’s dumb it’ll at least look fantastic. It’ll be the Megan Fox of movies.

(image source = getty)

Justin Bieber has pretty weird taste

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 1:43 PM


Mariah Yeater is still standing by her claim that she got pregnant after taking Justin Biebers virginity (when she was 20 and he was 17) in a bathroom after one of his concerts last year, and from the looks of her myspace pictures, if nothing else this definitely looks like the kind of girl who would fuck a stranger in a bathroom. So her story has that going for it.

Kim Kardashian is really sad :(

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 1:22 PM


Kim Kardashian hasn’t been successful at all in convincing anyone that her marriage and almost instant divorce was anything more than a publicity stunt and trick to get lots of presents, so she’s gonna step things up and cancel her public appearances so she can focus extra extra hard on frowning in front of the paparazzi.

Kim has pulled out of a scheduled appearance at an Australian horse racing event — which would have nabbed her $153,000 for a one-hour appearance — to return home to Los Angeles and deal with the fallout from her divorce.
In a complete turnaround, the ubiquitous reality TV superstar, who was being paid to appear in the Swisse vitamins marquee at Saturday’s Stakes Day said she would be unable to attend the event in the wake of her divorce from basketballer Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage

Keep in mind that she was already in Australia and had been for a few days to promote her skin care line at a department store, but then public opinion turned against her, and suddenly she doesn’t have the courage to do appearances.

Hopefully Khloe made it back ok too. I heard that when the aborigines saw her one went to the edge of a cliff and blew into a conch shell and then a bunch of the tribes got together for the first time in over a hundred years. It had something to do with a painting on one of their cave walls and then they all got a bunch of nets.

Lindsay will serve only a few minutes in jail

By brendon November 02, 2011 @ 7:09 PM


Despite all the tough talk and stern looks from the judge today when she sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 30 days in jail, the apparent reality is that she will, once again, be released almost immediately and not spend even one day in jail because of overcrowding.

Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released.  As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”

Wait, didn’t the Sheriff say he’d make sure there was room for Lindsay this time? That was rhetorical because yes, he did. But it’s hard to even even mad about this anymore, it’s happened so many times. The best we can hope for is that they put her in a really old cell for those 10 minutes and she swallows some asbestos somehow.

Bethenny Frankel is surprising

By brendon November 02, 2011 @ 5:54 PM


Bethenny Frankel of Real Housewives of ‘New Jersey’ was on a beach in Mexico today, and it turns out she looks pretty good in a bikini. Which is helpful because her face is so manly her daughter would end up thinking she’s one of those kids with two dads.

(source – bauer griffin)

Megan Fox knows how to dress

By brendon November 02, 2011 @ 3:11 PM


Just in case you’d forgotten how hot Megan Fox is, she wore some skin tight jeans and a sweater to run some errands late yesterday to run some errands around West Hollywood. There’s no sign however of her husband, my mortal enemy Brian Austin Greene. And if he knows whats best for him he’ll keep it that way.

(source = inf)