Monday afternoon headlines

SUPERMAN - is being produced by Christopher Nolan and written by Nolan and David Goyer (they directed and wrote ‘Batman Begins' and ‘the Dark Knight'), and today it was announced that it will be directed by Zack Snyder, who directed ‘300' and ‘Watchmen'. Will it be in... read more

Coco and her bikini are here to class things up

It was a real feast for the eyes in Miami today when Coco (the model, not Conan O'Brien) went to the beach. Personally I like girls who are short and skinny, because I'm a suburban white kid and not some god damn weirdo, so the nicest thing I can say is: hey all you... read more

Oprah Winfrey and her gay lover went camping

(NOTE: the picture in the headline is an artists depiction of what this story would look like if it was awesome, as opposed to gross) If there's one thing that all straight women love, it's camping, so no wonder Oprah Winfrey and her longtime companion Gayle King went... read more

no one went to visit Lindsay Lohan in rehab

Everyone hates Lindsay Lohan of course, for a million perfectly valid reasons, and if you needed even more proof, INF Daily says that yesterday was the first day she was allowed to have visitors in rehab at the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California, and the only... read more

Britney Spears might be free to go all apeshit again

2008 was awesome. Not only was I was bangin this hot Asian chick with huge jugs, but Britney Spears had gone completely crazy. She shaved her head, flashed her kitty (NSFW), showed her boobs, got 5150'd, ate lots of cake, and made a bunch of dumb faces. It was a simpler... read more

Ashley Tisdale and her bikini are disapointing

Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend, whose name I forgot to write down but who cares, were at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and it was every bit as dull and unsatisfying as you might imagine. She's allegedly 25 but her bikini still hangs off her and bunches up in this... read more

"Ma'am can I get you a coat or something?"

Lady Gaga wore a dress made of fishnets and hair when she performed at The Oak Room in New York City two nights ago, even though no one in attendance appeared to be happy about any of it. (image source = splash news online) [gallery guid=808421] read more

That's Gisele Bundchen. That's not Tom Brady.

Gisele Bundchen certainly is a friendly lady. While her husband Tom Brady is back home in Boston preparing to play the Dolphins Monday night, she's in Paris having foreplay with some guy two guys. "Gawd dammit! I knew thaat spic whoor was ganna be a praablem," said every... read more

Lea Michele is a covergirl

There's no point in denying it, ‘Glee' has taken over Hollywood. Which is good news for "Glee' star Lea Michele, because now she gets to do things like be on the cover of major magazines, something she would have never thought possible before the show. "I grew up in a... read more

its Lindsay Lohan in rehab (guess which one is Lindsay)

Lindsay Lohan really is in rehab apparently, down in Rancho Mirage, California, at the renowned Betty Ford Center, and here are the very first pictures to prove it. As you can see, it's rehab Lindsay-style, meaning slutty clothes, coffee and cigarettes. Will this be the... read more

Miley Cyrus is getting really slutty, part 2

Miley Cyrus is worth a ton of money, but she still constantly manages to look trashy, like she did last night on her way to Voyeur in Hollywood. The fact that she emerged from the trash, in this case literally, didn't help. If you were walking to a club in Hollywood on a... read more

Ashley Greene knows how to dress

Adobe is pretty full of themselves considering their main product is Photoshop, which they charge 800 dollars for, and that's mostly used by people like me to investigate any possible celebrity camel toes and x-ray their shirts. That company needs to mellow the fuck out.... read more