Lindsay Lohan assaulted a waitress

Lindsay Lohan is like Mayhem in the Allstate commercials, except instead of being the smartest raccoon she knows or making sure this stays a 10, she just gets drunk and hits people. In this case innocent bystanders and waitress at parties during Fashion Week. New York... read more

January Jones gave birth

"X-citing news!", Us magazine annoyingly writes, because January Jones, seen here two weeks ago at a Trader Joes in LA, has finally given birth after getting pregnant during the filming of 'X-Men: First Class'. January Jones gave birth to a baby boy named Xander Dane... read more

BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Aniston is dull

In an interview that comes out this weekend in Parade magazine, Brad Pitt confirms what everyone already suspected; that Jennifer Aniston is a soul-crushing bore. After saying how he loves his life now (with Angelina Jolie and their 6 kids) he adds that wasn't always the... read more

Kirstie Alley lost, ahem, 100 pounds

Kirstie Alley told Entertainment Tonight that she's now reached her diet goal and, are you ready to be wowed, is a size 4 after LOSING 100 POUNDS!!! Meanwhile, back in reality, she's a size 12, at best, after maybe losing 40 pounds, but got a flattering outfit one day... read more

Jay Z has a secret child

Last month Jay Z and Beyonce announced that they were expecting a baby, the first child for each of them, unless you count Jay Z's other kid that he's kept stashed away for 9 years as if he were Harry Potter. Radar says in the most convoluted and poorly written way... read more

damn you Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan hosted a party for Lovecat magazine at the Standard hotel in New York last night, and nothing says you're still a big star quite like hosting a party for a magazine that I doubt actually exists on a Wednesday. With your mom. The only reason I care at all is... read more

burglars stole and ate Nic Cages fudgesicle

Why does insane shit like this only happen to Nic Cage. Cage, at the Toronto film festival promoting the film ‘Trespass' about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life. "It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County... read more

everyone loves the Kardashians

On one hand, this anchor from the Philadelphia morning show on Fox was being mean to Kim and Kourtney Kardashian for no reason. On the other hand, fuck them. read more

Gerard Butler sure showed them

Gerard Butler was trying to have dinner in New York last night but was interrupted when the paparazzi tried to take his picture, so he turned the tables and took some pictures of them. Because repeatedly yelling someones name while they have a private conversation and... read more

Helena Christensens still got it

Former supermodel Helena Christensen had breakfast this morning with a friend in the west village in New York. And then after that she cackled maniacally, baked some children into a pie, and turned a king into a newt. (image source = inf) [gallery... read more

Sarah Palin had sex with Glen Rice

Joe McGinniss, the not-creepy-at-all sounding "journalist" who moved next door so he could spy on her, has finally finished his biography of Sarah Palin, and now the Enquirer has "shocking secrets" from the book "that will impact her decision to enter the 2012... read more

Scarlett Johansson is naked

Last night, two alleged naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson leaked online, and even if they're not real they look real enough. So I guess they're real. If you were under the impression that I was some kind of image forensic scientist than I apologize for misleading you.... read more