leann rimes is disappointing

LeAnn Rimes spent the 4th in Santa Barbara by the pool with boyfriend Eddie Cibrian, and for the most part seemed to enjoy herself in this black bikini. So good for her. At least one of us is having fun with these pictures. Her body is okay but she could use some huge... read more

world cup girl larissa riquelme still wants to get naked

Larissa Riquelme is the lingerie model from Paraguay whose tits made her the World Cups brightest star, and she famously said she'd run naked through the streets if Paraguay won the Cup. The bad news is that Paraguay lost to Spain on Saturday. The good news is Larissa... read more

fuck you sean penn

Sean Penn has an inspirational interview in the current issue of Vanity Fair in which he begrudgingly opens up about his charity work in Haiti, where he's lived for the past 5 months. It's inspirational because it proves you can just lie your ass off in interviews with... read more

you should follow tyler on twitter

Because if you were following Tyler on twitter, when hot girls email pictures like the banner picture girl or this girl with E's, they end up over there long before I can find some transparent excuse to post them on Tyler (like I did, rather poorly, for this one or this... read more

Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa (update!)

Think of the scariest possible thing that could ever happen to a spoiled little brat like Paris Hilton. Now double it. Now double that. Now read this AP report about her getting locked up abroad for possession of marijuana... Paris Hilton appeared briefly late Friday in... read more

friday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It's good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news) CHRISTINA MCLARTY - is an entertainment reporter... read more

karissa shannon is patriotic

This Sunday of course is Americas birthday, when hopefully everyone will take a moment to appreciate how completely awesome we are. Not content to wait, Playmate Karissa Shannon took her unrepentant jingoism down to Malibu yesterday and showed off her hot ass (again,... read more

katy perry is topless

To be more precise, Katy Perry is topless in the UK version of Esquire. And below are three new pictures from the shoot. But she's even more naked, completely topless, in this fake picture from last year that is all over today for some reason (oh. of course). Tomorrows... read more

Lindsay Lohan got punched in the face?

If Lindsay Lohan got punched in the face by some crazy stalker waitress like she claims, than someone needs to go back to face punching school because Lindsay looked perfectly fine and happy a few hours later when she left a club. If it did happen the way she claims... read more

lindsay lohan got punched in the face!

Lindsay Lohan, who by all accounts is a sweet little angel, went on her twitter around 2am because people are always mean to her for no reason. And if her description of the event wasn't awesome bad enough, Us magazine goes into shocking detail... "The waitress has a... read more

(update!) "you'll get raped by a pack of ni**ers."

Everyone should probably say goodbye to Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," Radar Online has learned exclusively. Mel's disgusting words are on audio tape. Radar has heard the... read more

thursday headlines

AFSHAN AZAD - plays Padma in the Harry Potter movies, and hopefully she learned some of those defense spells because her father and brother are in jail today after threatening to kill her. In their defense, her performance was a bit wooden, and those people take shame... read more