David Arquette admits cheating on Courteney Cox

By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 12:01 PM

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Yesterday it was reported that David Arquette maybe had a new girlfriend, 28-year-old bartender Jasmine Waltz, but instead of being happy for him, his wife Courteney Cox decided they should separate after 11 years of marriage.

In her defense, the rumors are true, and Arquette admitted it this morning in an interview with Howard Stern.

(Arquette said) he wasn’t living with Waltz, “but I did have sex with her one time, maybe twice… my sexual encounter made me pretty feel manly.”

Jasmine has also dated Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton’s ex Doug Reinhardt. Which is scary. I assume that after you bang Paris Hilton, you pull out of her poisonous vagina and your dick looks like a cigarette that has sat in an ashtray for 30 minutes. A drooping arc of ash that disintegrates when you tap it. Uhh, no thanks. This is my favorite penis. I don’t want anything to happen to it.

(the pictures are Jasmine with McCartney in August of 09 and her alone last night in West Hollywood. source = pacific coast)

Paris Hilton is topless

By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 9:37 AM

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This week sure has been surprising, and not just because of summers unplanned pregnancies that I’m only hearing about now and need to deal with (time to move!) Yesterday there were new topless pictures of Kim Kardashian, and today there are sort of topless pics of Paris Hilton on some bikini photo shoot in Malibu.

She covers her chest for the most part (except for here) which is weird because her tits are clearly her best feature. If she’s gonna hide anything it should be that big dumb face of hers and her one and a half eyes. Someone go punch her in the stomach. That will fix this problem. Actually that will fix both of my problems in this post.

Monday afternoon headlines

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 6:45 PM

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COURTENEY COX – is single, and has been for a few months. She split from David Arquette after 11 years of marriage because of pictures showing him hanging out with another woman. Hopefully it will be Angelina Jolie, just to watch Jennifer Aniston go all apeshit. (tmz)

MINKA KELLY – is the daughter of a single mom. Who was a stripper. While she raised Minka. If this chick doesn’t do anal, it will shatter everything I think I know about where whores come from. (star)

SPIDERMAN – will have Rhys Ifans as the villain in the reboot starring Andrew Garfield and directed by Marc Webb, though it’s not known what villain he will play. Not that anyone cares. Is this really Spiderman? RV shows have bigger stars than this piece of shit. (hollywood reporter)

SHAYNE LAMAS – is insensitive. She and her awesome tits walked the runway in a breast cancer fashion show in a bikini. They might as well have had her walk to that song, “I Know What Boys Like” for christs sake. (splash)

Kim Kardashian naked, silver

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 4:37 PM

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Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update – W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it’s for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I’ve ever seen.

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a really good model

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 3:56 PM

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Alessandra Ambrosio is down in St. Barts today to shoot for Victorias Secret, and whatever it is they pay her they should double it. This girl knows how to model. Even aviator sunglasses and leopard skin prints. They dressed her up like the lead singer of CInderella and I’d still buy 10 of everything she wore.

(image source = fame)

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 3:22 PM

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Minka Kelly has been named Esquire magazines Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010, and Holy Shit are we still going through this charade? She’s awesome, she’s fantastic, but, honestly, when was the last time you bought a magazine? Might as well name her Miss Wagon Wheel. If I get bored, I’ll probably get up and go to the zoo more times than I’ll buy a magazine this year.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher went to Israel

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 1:57 PM

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On Friday I mentioned that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had sort of a sex party thing with Michael Phelps (not the first time Moore and Phelps have been seen together according to the NY Post and the Enquirer), which is just one of many rumors about their alleged open marriage. But they’re putting on a united front, and this weekend they went to Israel, where Ashton will speak at a conference for Bezeq.

I have no idea what Bezeq is, btw. This Israeli telecommunications company presumably, but Ashton is an idiot. Who would hire that dummy to talk? A better guess is that Demi wanted some unclipped cock and it’s some kind of swingers retreat. This bitch knows how to party!

Halle Berry is a real whore

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 1:16 PM

Halle Berry Meeting Up With Gabriel Aubry In Sherman Oaks

No not really. That would kick ass though, huh? But she did have lunch in Sherman Oaks this weekend with ex-boyfriend (and the father of her child) Gabriel Aubry, then went and hooked up with new boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Look at this guy. Look at his punk ass. Smiling. Moving a bunch of stuff into her house. That French fuck has a lot of nerve, comin in here and bangin our hot chicks. Maybe a visit from Dr. Fist will wipe that smirk off his face, after he prescribes a medicine called American Pride.