worst baby name ever

Actors Jason Momoa (star of Stargate:Atlantis) and Lisa Bonet (star of several celebrity rehabs) had a baby just before Christmas, and since no one knows who the hell these two are no one bothered to ask the kids name. But now, Jasons mom has gone on to his websites... read more

RONALDO IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE

Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo obliterated his $300,000 Ferrari early this morning after losing control in a two-lane tunnel near Manchester Airport. No other cars were involved and no one was hurt, including Ronaldo, who somehow walked away without a scratch and even... read more

BAR IS SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE

I really need to train some kind of parrot to untie girls bikini tops. [gallery ids="59101,59111,59121,59131,59141,59151"] read more

HOLY CRAP

Okay this Jessica Simpson (?) pic just showed up in my email and I've never seen it before and I've looked around and asked around and no one seems to know what it is or where it's from, so I’m assuming it’s a fake, but I will literally start to hump my screen if it's... read more

HAHAHA, PICK IT UP RUMMY

To recap, in 2003, Michelle Rodriguez was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license. Later in 2003, she was pulled over for... read more

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 18

So many big stars never give good answers to anything; they just sputter out some poorly formed nonsense that is perfectly safe and boring. Lily Allen on the other hand...You never hear the good things about taking cocaine ... the only story is that drugs are bad and they... read more

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BRAD SAYS HE NEVER CHEATED

Brad Pitt tells W magazine this month that he never cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie while they (Pitt and Jolie) were filming "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". Although he should have. Jeez this bitch is ugly. Pitt says..."What people don't understand is that we filmed... read more

ITS MY LUCKY DAY

Everyone in the media agrees that Sarah Jessica Parker is gorgeous and amazing, but keep in mind that everyone in the media is either a girl or gay guy or a gay guy still in the closet. Point being, expect a lot of hand wringing about that withered old hag breaking up... read more

JENNIFER LOVE CHEW-IT IS SAD

Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with her fiancé Ross McCall last week, and even though she's back at work on her show "Ghost Whisperer", she's finding it hard to mend a brokenwait a second when did she get less fat? Oh I swear if she ruins my Jennifer Love Chew-It nickname... read more

GET AWAY YOU CRAZY BITCH

If I were naked, and a girl came at my penis with a wire coat hanger, I would consider it nothing less than an attack, and I would knee her right in the face and then run right to the cops. I’m not joking. Carmen Electrahas other ideas, apparently. Sexy CARMEN ELECTRA... read more

OH GOOD, MORE KIDS

Jennifer Garner gave birth to a little girl last night, the second child for her and husband Ben Affleck. And thank god too. I was really worried we didn’t have enough kids in this country. People magazine says:The actress's rep says: "Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave... read more

SITE NEWS

So yeah the site is a little different now. Thinner, leaner. Like a cheetah. It will take like a month but we're finally gonna have way bigger pictures too. So now we can all see Lindsay's vagina in breath taking clarity. And I can post stuff faster because of a new... read more

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