This Is Probably The Best Powerball Winner Ever (VIDEO)

August 15, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

A group of 16 co-workers in New Jersey purchased one of the winning tickets of the recent $448 million Powerball jackpot, and they’re living proof of why you should probably reconsider telling your stupid co-workers to fuck off every... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Got All Sexy For Terry Richardson

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Terry Richardson is the favorite fashion photographer of many celebrities, from Kate Upton to Cara Delevingne, and he’s pretty great at getting them to stand around, make funny faces and put on his nerd glasses while their clothes slowly... READ MORE

The Harriet Tubman Sex Tape Was a Huge Success (VIDEO)

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Update: Yeah, I guess Russell Simmons didn’t like this turd sticking around so much in the public eye so his lawyer contacted our lawyer, and, you know… the video is gone. But not possibly forgotten. I like Russell Simmons... READ MORE

Paparazzi Made Kendall and Kylie Jenner Illiterate

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner is the latest young famous person to come out with the bold stance of hating the paparazzi. According to Kendall logic, she and her sister Kylie were forced to drop out of school because of all the... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Turns 30

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody loves Mila Kunis. Not only does every guy want to bang her, but every girl I’ve ever met lists her as a girl they find hot. That’s some magical power right there when you can get both genders... READ MORE

Bethenny Frankel In A Bikini

August 15, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bethenny Frankel is all torn up over her recent divorce. They do say the death of your second two-year marriage is always the one that gets to you. Now Bethenny is doing what all great women do after failing... READ MORE

Kendrick Lamar Starts a Rap Feud

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kendrick Lamar started a Twitter feud with pretty much every rapper in New York. It all started when Kendrick called out pretty much every single other rapper in his lyrics on Big Seans’ Control, including the following blanket assertion:... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow Pisses Off Her Fellow Authors

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says unpretentious fun like Author Night in The Hamptons. Especially when Gwyneth Paltrow shows up with her freaky-eyed Children of the Corn, her husband, Gay Beethoven, and an entourage of body guards and publicists and takes over the... READ MORE

Ben Affleck: Courageous Politician

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is the latest Hollywood self-important figure considering entering politics. Affleck has been very vocal about his political beliefs over the years, using his fame as a soap box to tell the world what he thinks about important shit.... READ MORE

Mayim Bialik Shares

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You might think Blossom has been blogging the details of her divorce just to get attention, or gain admittance to the League of Extraordinarily Angry Ex-Wives, but, no, she’s doing it to help other women. Other Jewish women in... READ MORE