jon gosselin got yelled at

By brendon October 06, 2009 @ 1:52 PM

Nancy Grace makes her living yelling at people, so Jon Gosselin was very definitely gonna get yelled at when they both appeared on the same panel. That much was obvious. What was not obvious was how ruggedly handsome I was going to look in falls new zip-up sweaters and Steven Allen leather-and-wool gloves. Turns out the answer is “very very”.

this is more like it

By brendon October 06, 2009 @ 12:46 PM

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Kristen Bell and Malin Akerman walked the red carpet last night for the premiere of ‘Couples Retreat’, which is good news for me because I’ve had a crush on Kristen ever since ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’. It might be time to make my move. I finally have a plan in place to impress her. How? Simple. Kill … the Batman. Wait. Wait no that’s for something else. Aww god dammit. I don’t have a plan at all, do I?

(hq jump here.  source = splash news online)

the balls on this guy

By brendon October 06, 2009 @ 11:16 AM

Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin talked to the press and posed for pictures yesterday while insisting that his wife was the troublemaker and he was just a concerned parent looking out for his kids. He did this poolside in LA by the way, while Kate was talking to the press in New York, and the kids were being taken to school by the nanny back in Pennsylvania. Radar says…

Despite his ongoing troubles with wife Kate, Jon Gosselin was all smiles Monday as he posed for a set of shots by a poolside in Los Angeles, California.
The 32-year-old reality TV dad, clad in a white button-up shirt
, black slacks and sunglasses looked more like a teenaged boy preening for Facebook pics than a father-of-eight.
“I’m not the bad guy here,” he said. “I’m the one trying to protect my children, that’s called being a parent, protecting my children. I need to pull them off the television so we can work this out.”

Can’t we just give the kids to the nanny? The kids seem to like her. Look, they’re smiling and hugging and kissing her. Can Jon even name all 8? If you gave him a pen and told him to name all 8, at best he could name the oldest two, then he would just write “Glasses” and “the one who likes Hamburger” before getting distracted and drawing himself holding two bags with dollar signs on them while girls in bikinis run around.

PICTURED: the 8.  NOT PICTURED: Jon or Kate.  source = splash

is that kelly bensimon?

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 4:54 PM

Television personality Kelly Bensimon is seen on October 5, 2009

Yep, it sure is Kelly Bensimon! She was at the beach in Miami today and of course the paparazzi jumped at the chance to get some pictures. It’s not every day that you see Kelly Bensimon in a bikini, presumably. Are you surprised? I know I was surprised. If you had said to me last week that one day soon there would be bikini pictures of Kelly Bensimon on Tyler, I would have said you were crazy.  Especially if that was indeed the appropriate response after I looked up who Kelly Bensimon was.

lady gaga is the real thing

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 2:23 PM

Lady GaGa talks all the time about her wild clothes and explains that they’re merely an extension of who she is, an expression of her creativity, and not some stunt to get attention. And as you can see here on this clip of her pre-fame on some MTV prank show, she’s telling the truth. She’s always been this way. Flip-flops and a scrunchee?!?! Where does she even find this stuff! The moon?!?!

katrina bowden is deceptive

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 2:13 PM

Katrina Bowden sighting in Miami Beach

I feel tricked by these pictures of ’30 Rock’ star Katrina Bowden in Miami this weekend, because she looks amazing in thumbnails, but only “good” in actual pictures. So maybe don’t even open these pictures, and just enjoy the thumbnails. Or do open the pictures and then mush your face into the monitor to see them even closer. Whatever. It’s your life man.

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the reviews are in: lindsay faye baker officially sucks at fashion too

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 1:17 PM

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If you’ve ever wanted to dress like Lindsay Lohan, kill yourself now is your chance! Yesterday was her debut show in Paris as creative director for the French fashion house Ungaro. So is she officially a triple threat? Equally talented at acting, singing, and designing? Um, well, yes, as a matter of fact.

The LA Times said, “Nothing in the collection evidenced any real skill or discernible design work … there’s really no defending this misguided collection, other than as a desperate bid for attention from a house that hasn’t mattered since its founder retired in 2004.”

The London Daily Mail said, “But the collection of mini dresses and blazers received a mixed response and prompted only lukewarm applause.  Fashion critics looked aghast at Lohan’s bra tops and stripper-inspired nipple pasties.”

The London Telegraph said, “There were some truly hideous fashion faux pas. Silver sequinned ‘pasties’, for example, belong in a lap dancing club.”

And WWD – “the Bible of the Fashion World” – called the collection “an embarrassment … the clothes look cheesy and dated.”

Lindsay should still be encouraged because this could have been worse.  For example, instead of calling her runway show “a walk of shame”, the LA Times could have snuck up behind her and thrown a big poison snake on her.

jon gosselin stole $230,000

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 10:17 AM

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Kate Gosselin is a mean unlikable bitch, so you really have to scale new heights if you’re in a relationship with her and you’re the one the public thinks is a jackass. And yet that’s what Jon Goseelin has managed to do. The most recent example: last week he appeared on Larry King to claim he was a new man and wanted to stop the show because it was bad for the kids, while at the same time he was also taking $230,000 out of he and Kates joint bank account, leaving her just $1000 to raise those very same kids.

Jon violated an arbitrator’s rules and pulled hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his joint account with Kate, leaving her with only $1,000, a RadarOnline.com investigation uncovered.
He appeared on Larry King Live last week with his lawyer Mark Heller and said he had an epiphany, adding: “I want Kate and I to mediate. I want us to become friends.”
But within hours of uttering those words, Jon was withdrawing several hundred thousand dollars from his joint bank account with Kate without her knowledge, leaving his estranged wife with only $1,000.
RadarOnline.com has confirmed with multiple sources that Kate routinely pays the family bills from that bank account.

At this point Jon could point to the sky, part the clouds and have it rain hundred dollar bills and most people would still just punch him in the face until they were out of breath.