J Woww Shows Off Her Cleavage

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t remember what J-Woww does anymore except for show up to events and show off her tits. So I looked it up. Turns out she shows up for events and shows off her tits. Usually she has that little truck stop troll hanging alongside like a diseased monkey pet. Oh, yeah, there she is. […]

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Justin Bieber Cleared on Hit and Run Charges (VIDEO)

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to say who to root for in a showdown between teen lesbian Justin Bieber and the paparazzi that hound him everywhere he goes. It’s like you’re a North Korean train driver running off the tracks and you have to choose to run over either Dennis Rodman or The Supreme Leader during their summer […]

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Kaidence Donda West Is the Name of Your Destroyer

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you had Kaidence in the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby naming pool, you may just have won a $500 gift card. I’d use it quick before the child grows up to bring a hellish apocalypse upon the human race. Maybe you have a few weeks until she learns to breathe fire and teleport […]

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Courtney Stodden Boob Job Surgery (VIDEO)

June 19, 2013 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I know I’m starting to get a reputation. This is just like back in high school when I put out for every girl who would have me in any way possible. Only now it’s showing tit jobs. Eh, you’ve got to be known for something. Here’s a first look at Courtney Stodden getting those new […]

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Stoya Ruined Porn For Dad (VIDEO)

June 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Porn star Stoya was asked by the Huffington Post what her parents think about her career as one of the most well known video jizz targets out there. Her answer: “My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him“. She says that whenever dad goes to Redtube for some good old fashioned […]

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Courtney Stodden Got a Boob Job

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden just got her tits done. The reality fame seeking veteran stripper looking teen says it’s because she hates bras. But looking past her obviously inane excuse, this is a business upgrade. When your business is ultimately porn. Courtney’s much older squat husband insists that the enlargements were not his idea. Considering he likes […]

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Kerry Rhodes Isn’t Gay, He’s Kim Kardashian’s Baby Daddy!

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kerry Rhodes, the infamously rumored gay NFL star, outed by his own boyfriend in a video on this very site, now is telling his buddies via text that he might be the Kim’s baby daddy as he was nailing the Kardashian nine months ago around the same dates that Kanye was. Man this could be […]

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Ireland Baldwin Isn’t Super Proper

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Is it wrong to show famous teen models bending over in short shorts? Yeah, probably. Thankfully, girls don’t get vaginas until they are legally ratified, so I’m pretty sure we’re not showing anything statutorily indiscreet. Have to wait for the guys at the NSA to rule on this one. Photo Credit: PCN

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Charles Saatchi Chokes Nigella Lawson Over Lunch

June 18, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo credit: jean-paul/The U.K. Mirror Not cool, Charles Saatchi. You can’t go grabbing your celebrity chef wife around her neck right there at lunch. Spousal abuse is about secret shame and in-home terror. Even a child molester knows to carry on their craft in church basements and the backs of cable TV repair vans. Yes, […]

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Drake Vs. Brown: It Could End Really Badly

June 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Drake and Chris Brown continue to have their bitchy little prick waving contest over Rihanna and Drake is afraid it’s going to end “badly”. I don’t know if he means gunned down in the street badly or that time Audrina and Lauren fought over Ricky Bobby on The Hills sissy girl badly. I’d go with […]

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