Britney Spears is now in trouble

TMZ now says that the LA County Department of Children and Family Services has contacted the LA County Sheriff's Department in regards to the pictures showing Britney Spears driving with her baby on her lap without proper child restraint. But, apparently, none of this was Britney's fault. It was all someone else's fault. Quoth Britney: "I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both...

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the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue

Good news if you're a fan of ghost white asses, because the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue is about to hit newsstands, but not without some near legendary behind the scenes headaches. This is the issue with designer Tom Ford as guest editor, the issue that at one point was to feature everyone naked, the issue where Rachel McAdams walked out of the cover shoot because she refused to pose nude. Luckily for me and my penis,...

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Mariah Carey is private

Annanova says today that Mariah Carey doesn't like eating in public because people stare at her, so she'll usually only eat at home, and sometimes even puts on a bib so she can lay around and eat in bed. "I am just like, whatever, nobody is looking at me for once! That's why I don't really like to eat in public. When people say, 'Mariah never eats in public,' I'm like, 'You're right.' " Yeah, that's what we all do,...

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Little kids hate Mischa Barton

Cmon, little kid, you almost got her

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Britney Spears is completely unfit

Yeah Britney, you don't sweat the details, do you baby. Like putting your new born infant in a child seat. You know, to protect his young life. Yeah, that would have taken forever. Fuck that. Propping him up in your lap in front of the windshield while you drive with one hand is just as good. Hey, could you do me a favor, when child services takes your baby and has you arrested cause your unfit as a mother and a...

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Britney Spears is fat

Britney Spears has reportedly been approached by several weight loss companies to enroll in their program and endorse their "healthy living" plans, but a source says that Britney is tired of dieting and the hard work required to look as she once did. Britney is said to have refused millions because she's comfortable with her new weight, despite the fact that her idiot husband is said to be calling her names such as...

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Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2

Sex kitten reader Krista sent in this video link, and it starts with a couple of naked chicks, so naturally I just assumed she was coming on to me. Then I saw Sharon Stone and tons and tons of deviant sex and full frontal nudity and assumed maybe it was a commercial for fucking. You know, to promote fucking. But then a screen came up that said 'Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction', and I put my pants back on and thought,...

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Nikki Cox engaged to Jay Mohr

Comedian Jay Mohr and actress Nikki Cox are engaged and plan to marry next winter. Cox, 27, stars on the NBC drama 'Las Vegas', which is where she and Mohr, 35, met when he made a guest appearance on the show last fall. It will the first marriage for Cox, who was previously engaged to Bobcat Goldthwait. Mohr was married to model/actress Nicole Chamberlain from 1998-2004 and has one son from that marriage. I'm not sure...

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Lindsay Lohan is in love

My dad never gave me a lot of advice, but he would slap me in the back of the head if I did something stupid. Which is kind of like advice. One thing he did say was that if I end up dating a few different girls at once, come up with one nickname for all of them. I mention this because apparently it was a big deal that Lindsay Lohan was at Olympus Fashion Week in New York over the weekend wearing a gold 'J' around her...

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Busta, 50, DMX, Missy duck bullets

At least a dozen shots were fired and one man was killed in Brooklyn yesterday on the set for the video shoot of 'Touch It (remix)' by Busta Rhymes. Busta, 50 Cent, DMX, Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliot and Lloyd Banks were all on set at the time. While filming the video a little after midnight, the crew asked for quiet from the extras and members of the various entourages. That's when a man some claim was wearing a G-Unit...

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Jenna Jameson on Howard Stern

So apparently, when Jenna Jameson confessed to hooking up with Jenny McCarthy on Howard Stern on Wednesday, she admitted to a hell of a lot more than just making out, as I previously thought. In fact, Jenna says Jenny went down on her in a Vegas bathroom, and then later in a Vegas nightclub. And while sex in a casino bathroom may not seem super comfortable, it's better than sex with a lego model of Marissa Miller. All...

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Jessica Simpson is rich

Jessica Simpson has been offered $35million to stay with Columbia Records, her label since 1998. The deal will pay her for four original albums and a Greatest Hits album, and make her the youngest recording artist to ever recieve such a lucrative contract. A spokesperson for Columbia told the Hollywood Reporter: "Jessica Simpson is one of the most consistent, hard-working artists we have on our roster. She really has...

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Jenna Jameson is on the sybian

And now finally some stills from the Wednesday Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio, when Jenna Jameson rode a sex machine and had an orgasm live on the air. This was the same show where Jenna confessed her Halloween make-out session with Jenny McCarthy. It seems she refused to actually mount the thing, so she just kind of rubbed up against it. I guess being penetrated by a robot is beneath her now. Well la-di-da your...

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Britney Spears is angry

Britney Spears is said to be furious after idiot husband Kevin Federline took their four month old son to have his ears pierced. The two reportedly had a huge fight while Kevin was walking with baby Sean to a piercing shop in Malibu. Britney was adamant that she didn't want her son pierced, not just because he would look like "trailer trash", but also because he hasn

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Paris Hilton - still a whore

The New York Daily News says that Paris Hilton is

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