HOT MILF ACTION!!!

Stephanie Seymour was one of the world’s biggest supermodels just a few years ago, but now she has a family and kids and she just kind of hangs out. Like she did this weekend in St Barts. I forgot she even had kids. She’s supposed to be a real pain in the ass, so this is... read more

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU

Amy Winehouse is back on the loose after a month in the hospital, this time taking a vacation in St Lucia with her family and friends over Christmas, and she’s finally ready to loosen up a little and get to know the pleasures of life. The Telegraph says…The troubled... read more

LISA RINNA IS POSING FOR PLAYBOY

Lisa Rinna is a 45-year-old mother of two, but apparently that’s not enough to stop Playboy from taking naked pictures of her. Despite several strongly worded emails from me begging them too. OK! says…When asked by Extra if she was planning on stripping down for the... read more

KANYE IS SUBTLE

Kanye West was the big star at last night’s 10th anniversary party for Flaunt magazine (this also marks the 10 second anniversary of me hearing about Flaunt magazine for the first time) and I hope his giant bow tie and fur lined tuxedo got him the attention he so... read more

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 15

Lily Allen hit up the Prada store in London last night wearing a see-thru shirt, and only a well-placed jacket kept her being essentially topless. She doesn’t really have the body to pull this look off, but she gets an "A" for effort. It's not that she has a bad body,... read more

PARIS JUST LOST $2,000,000

Oh what the fuck ever. The LAPD says today that Paris Hilton had 2 million dollars in jewelry stolen from her house in the Hollywood Hills last night while she her dumb ass was out looking for new guys to infect, and if I were that insurance guy she better show some... read more

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DONT MESS WITH POSH

David Beckham will arrive in Italy tomorrow to begin a three-month stint playing for international soccer powerhouse AC Milan. Normally a huge wave of interviews would go along with something like this, and while Beckham will do hundreds of the things, he won't be doing a... read more

THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN

There are a few easy ways to know it’s going to be a bad day, even as you’re just waking up: 1. "Why does my asshole hurt?" 2. You’re covered in blood (not yours). 3. A brand in the shape of a pentagram appears on your chest. 4. You’re Vietnamese. Another good way is when... read more

I'M GAY NOW TOO

For an alleged gay guy, Zach Efron seems to rub up on a lot of gold medal winning kitty, and he did it again at a Lakers game Tuesday night. I guess I'm the only one on earth who doesn’t think he’s gay. I don’t see it. Because Vanessa Hudgens is one hot bitch. If being... read more

KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAD NO IDEA

In the fine Kardashian tradition of making up controversies so they can address them on thier websites, Khloe Kardashian has taken to her blog to address the non-rampant rumors and not-flurry of websites who aren’t posting pictures of her wearing fur. These websites then... read more

I'D STILL HIT IT

Halle Berry is still filming that movie that sounds unwatchable, but in it she plays a crazy person. This is Hollywood’s idea of a crazy homeless person. Halle Berry. You may notice Crazy Halle Berry is dressed very much like Sexy Halle Berry, except Crazy Halle Berry has... read more

JUST KIDDING, IT WAS HOMICIDE

Okay so at first the Beverly Hills PD brought in two suspects for the shooting death of Scott Ruffalo, brother of over-rated actor Mark Ruffalo. They were suspected of homicide, but then they were released after telling the cops Scotts death was really an accidental... read more

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