Tom Cruise is still braver and/or dumber than me

When we last saw Tom Cruise, he was hanging off the side of the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, running along the side of the 124th floor, filming stunts for Mission: Impossible 4. But clearly that's for pussies, so today Tom was sitting on top of the tower, at the very peak of... read more

Erin Barry is getting dumped now too

The bad news for Tony Parker is that Eva Longoria is divorcing him because he was "sexting" with the wife of one of his teammates. The good news is she's single now too! OK! magazine says... A local San Antiono TV station, KENS 5, exclusively reports that former Spurs... read more

Eva Longoria got revenge

When Eva Longoria found out her husband Tony Parker was "sexting" with Erin Barry, the wife of Parkers San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry, she knew her marriage was over, but that's not what she told Parker. Because she wanted to exact some sort of revenge first. Why... read more

Ke$ha was just as sexy in high school

Some people wonder why Ke$ha wears so much glitter and paint and all these distractions. Those people clearly haven't seen her yearbook photo from Brentwood High School (go Bruins!), about 20 minutes south of Nashville. Maybe it's because the picture is a grainy black... read more

Dina Lohan told Fox this is "defamation of character"

Way back in December of 2006, Lindsay Lohan sent out a drug fueled text telling other celebrities that they should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, even though she doesn't know what that means. "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say.... read more

Natalie Portman is a good actress

This red band trailer for Your Highness looks shockingly bad and unfunny, and apparently they knew it too because they included footage of Natalie Portman taking her clothes off. And at that point the trailer looks wonderful. I would do so much damage to this girls ass,... read more

Glee made fun of Lindsay Lohan and Dina doesnt like it

Last night on Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow played a substitute Spanish teacher who tries to relate to the students by working Lindsay Lohan references into her lesson plan. Specifically about what a screw-up she is, by asking things like, "how many times has Lindsay been to... read more

Afternoon headlines

EVA LONGORIA - has finally put an end to 30 hours of rumors and filed for divorce from Tony Parker, essentially ending their 3 year marriage. Who know pro athletes liked to sleep around? Not me! (e!) COWBOYS AND ALIENS - has a badass teaser trailer out today, starring... read more

Renee Zellweger knows how to pick workout clothes

This is why everyone hates women. Renee Zellweger wears a pair of tights to the gym that looks like something you'd wear to be an anatomy class model, oh, but if I get caught looking at her toaster, suddenly I'M the pervert here right? What does she have on under that... read more

Tony Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria

Despite denials yesterday, at least in regards to whether or not Tony Parker filed for divorce, Us magazine goes on sale today with a cover story claiming that Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria for over a year. Well, not really cheating, but close enough to piss... read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

SALVATORE GIUNTA - was awarded the Medal of Honor today, the first living recipient in almost 40 years. The LA Times has a transcript of the Presidents speech here, and Giunta has a twitter page here (update - maybe just go to the US Army page for now), so if you wanted... read more

Eva Longoria is getting a divorce

Hey, remember that post 5 minutes ago? This one. The answer is "yes". Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting divorced ... TMZ has learned. Parker filed for divorce yesterday in Texas. The "Desperate Housewives" actress and the San Antonio Spurs star married back in... read more