Johnny Depp Is Hanging Out With One Direction Now

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp has always liked to hang around with rock stars, make cameos in music videos and even perform on some albums, but it looks like the 50-year old’s mid-life crisis is getting a little worse than we’d previously... READ MORE

Rihanna Shows Of Her Butt In A Bikini

August 14, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like when people have problems but declare them null and void because they ‘own them’. Fat people do this a lot. Their rotund carcasses barely contained in elastic pants like an enormous human sausage. But they own that... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston And Angelina Jolie Almost Flew On A Plane Together

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It has been eight years since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt divorced so he could go about not feeling guilty over having crazy monkey sex with Angelina Jolie every day for the rest of his life, and while the... READ MORE

Jenelle Evans Failed Her Drug Test

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

MTV’s switch to low rent reality programming was a small price to pay for never having to see a Sugar Ray video again. Still, they have killed a lot of cast members or sent them to jail or got... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa In A Bikini

August 14, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa really reaffirms the American dream for people around the world. The noble notion that even a simple girl from a humble Polish background, if she’s really fucking hot, can come to America, become a famous model, sleep... READ MORE

Hannah Anderson’s Kidnapper’s Dad Also Liked to Kidnap Teen Girls

August 14, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember that guy that kidnapped his friend’s sixteen year old daughter and ran off with her so they Amber Alerted millions of cell phones to be on the lookout for his blue Nissan. The car not a a single soul... READ MORE

Kourtney Shows Support for Khloe

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The role of big sister truly is like a second mother. Which placed Kourtney Kardashian in the position of consoling her little sister Khloe in her time of marital strife. Not so much marital strife as her husband banging... READ MORE

Lake Bell Gets Painted Nude

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Body painting seems to be a big thing these days. Who doesn’t see a naked girl and think, man, I’d like to paint her to obscure her best stuff. I guess it turns naked girls into art and that... READ MORE

Oprah Lied, Switzerland Died

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t fuck with Oprah. She’s big and rich and vindictive. But, somebody has got to speak truth to fat power and that somebody is the anonymous store clerk from the Swiss store where Oprah claims she was the... READ MORE