hahaha, get out jackass

Adnan Ghalib of course is that poser nerd who somehow worked his way into Britney’s life last year when she was on the verge of a mental breakdown. Ideally he’d get hit by a comet or ripped apart by horses, but if he got convicted and deported to Afghanistan, that would... read more

katie holmes has pretty hair

Katie Holmes walked the red carpet with some sassy hair extensions last night in Tokyo for the Japanese premiere of “Valkyrie”. Although for some inexplicable reasons I can’t find good pictures of it anywhere (the banner is from the Sun). I have to follow my heart and... read more

paul rudd is friendly

The guy who talks movies for Opie and Anthony (fuck you CBS) said last week that he saw I Love You Man at a screening and he basically embarrassed himself he was laughing so hard. I don’t know if you’re picking up on this but the movie opens next Friday. It stars Jason... read more

more violence in the rap world

Joaquin Phoenix was doing a show last night in Miami at the Fontainebleau hotel when a heckler in the crowd got on his nerves, and since Joaquin is a street wise rapper now, he jumped off the stage and … punched him? It’s hard to tell by the video. Although during the... read more

the worlds least surprising story

Paris Hilton spent day two in Hawaii yesterday, and did she make sure that every possible instant was documented by the paparazzi, even during her time underwater? Of course she did. Why wouldn’t she. (image source = splash news)[gallery id="10020"] read more

hahaha, you suck jenifer aniston

It seems like every time Jennifer Aniston does an interview she spends half her time talking about Brad Pitt and how she doesn’t think about Brad Pitt anymore and Brad Pitt was a long time ago and I enjoyed my time with Brad Pitt but that part of my life (the part with... read more

no gd way - update

On September 20th, DJ AM, Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and four others were in a Learjet that crashed shortly after takeoff, killing all but AM and Barker. On February 12th, Continental flight 3407 crashed on its way from New Jersey to Buffalo, killing all 49 people on... read more

annalynne mccord is a good driver

90210 star AnnaLynne McCord wrecked her car today on La Cienega in West LA when she ran into the back of a new Range Rover. No one was injured. One prominent website is suggesting the accident was AnnaLynnes fault because she got distracted while masturbating and thinking... read more

hey its that girl no one knows

I don’t know what madman thought it would be a good idea to do this years Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue without Marisa Miller, but I hope he got fired. I hope he got fired, I hope they stole his car, seduced his wife, punched his kids in the face and planted child... read more

which two are most popular - update

Despite it being around 40 degrees when they did it, Melody Thornton and Nicole Scherzinger pranced around all sexy on the way to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in NYC yesterday. The rest of the Pussycat Dolls got all bundled up and therefore shall remain nameless. As you... read more

mandy moore got married

Us magazine has confirmed that Mandy Moore got married to Ryan Adams yesterday in Savannah, Georgia. She’s 24 and he’s 34 and they’ve dated off and on since December of 2007, although there was always a rumor that she was having an affair with UFC president Dana White.... read more

brad is banging the nanny. maybe.

The cover story for today’s Star magazine claims that Angelina Jolie caught her lover Brad Pitt makin the moves on a “pretty young nanny.” He was allegedly rubbing her back, which several of my girlfriends swear is what people mean when they say “third base”. This nanny... read more