Joe Paterno died

By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 7:30 AM

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Joe Paterno died early Sunday morning, though not of shame like you would have thought. It was actually lung cancer. A statement from his family says, “he died as he lived.” By mumbling and shielding a pedophile.

January Jones is recovering nicely

By brendon January 20, 2012 @ 5:28 PM

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It’s been just 4 months since January Jones gave birth, yet she looks almost exactly like she did before. So, she still hasn’t named the babies father, and she won’t touch the baby, and now, physically, it’s like nothing ever happened. It sorta seems like her plan is to make sure that kid is nothing but a memory by summer.

(image source of January at equinox gym in LA = fame)

Johnny Depp is very spooky

By brendon January 20, 2012 @ 4:50 PM

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Warner Bros has released this picture of Johnny Depp in the Tim Burton version of ‘Dark Shadows’, where he apparently doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s a vampire. He’s as vampiry as anyone could ever look, short of just shape shifting into a bat and say “squeak squeak” for 2 hours. .

Sammi Sweetheart might pose for Playboy

By brendon January 20, 2012 @ 4:02 PM

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Though there doesn’t appear to be any firm offer on the table, Sammi Sweetheart of ‘Jerey Shore’ is said to be “considering” whether she should pose for Playboy.

“I just feel weird about my boobs. … But I don’t know. I don’t know if that’s the right direction you want to go in.”

Yeah it would be a real shame for Sammi to sully her good name by posing in Playboy. She has such a bright future ahead of her.

(image source = fame)

Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining

By brendon January 20, 2012 @ 3:34 PM

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Mark Wahlberg really didn’t do himself any favors today when he went on Kid Kraddock in the Morning to explain why he said what he said about stopping 9/11.

“I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their families. It was completely misunderstood.  My only intention was to explain the fact that I would do anything to protect my family – I would put myself in harms way to protect my family or innocent people. That was it.”
“First and foremost, I am not an actor.  I am a real guy from the streets and I’ve been in a lot of situations.”

No, dipshit, you’re an actor. I know this because I’ve been seeing you in movies since 1995. Of all people, you’d think the guy from who was dancing around with the Funky Bunch would want to stop being thought of as what he was 20 years ago.

Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini

By brendon January 20, 2012 @ 10:36 AM

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Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were in Hawaii yesterday, and after a little bit of horseplay, Austin got Vanessa in a Rampage Jackson-esque powerbomb. Austin Butler takes his beach time very seriously.

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‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ has a trailer

By brendon January 19, 2012 @ 4:55 PM

A fifth ‘Resident Evil’ movie is on the way, with the Umbrella Corporation somehow still unable to kill Alice even though she stands completely still and perfectly upright in every gun fight.

I just wish they had included a few more “this is my world” examples at the beginning though. 4 wasn’t really enough, I’m gonna need at least 6 to understand the point they were trying to make.

Ellen Hollman understands the red carpet

By brendon January 19, 2012 @ 4:20 PM

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The reason movie premieres have a red carpet is so the stars can pose for pictures. So it would make sense for them to look attractive. Like Ellen Hollman did at the ‘Spartacus: Vengeance’ premiere last night at the ArcLight in Hollywood. This will apparently be news to people like Kristen Stewart, who was apparently led to believe that the goal was to stand there looking stoned and annoyed.