see-thru paris hilton is confusing

Whenever Paris Hilton tries to look sexy, the result is always terrible. Her hair always seems like someone looking the other way did it while they rode around on a horse. But then she'll walk around like this and look way way better. Hair down, and just a see-thru... read more

lindsay lohan is controversial

The Sun says that Lindsay Lohan has a controversial new photo shoot showing her covered in blood and with a gun to her mouth. If you can believe it, she's dressed real slutty too, with pounds of dark eyeliner. And they're right, this will be controversial. Know what... read more

jenna jameson says she was just kidding

Two days ago Jenna Jameson claimed that Tito Ortiz, "threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder." But now she says the rumors that Tito Ortiz assaulted her are being distorted. One person even claimed Tito threw Jenna into the bathtub and tore two... read more

chelsea handler has a sex tape

SPOILER ALERT: I don't want to ruin the surprise, but the above picture has been edited. The picture of Chelsea Handler. From a videotape that she made 10 years ago. In her bedroom. Here is the NSFW version. There's a reason she has that look on her face, and it's not... read more

jenna bentley is practically naked

Playboy model Jenna Bentley is in Hawaii today, and yesterday her skimpy little bikini was vastly over-matched by her awesomely huge breasts. And so of course one of her tits slipped out. How could it not? To contain tits like that you'd need a bikini made of those big... read more

miley cyrus wants you to see her naked

It seems hard to believe that anyone asked, because by the time it happens no one will care, but Miley Cyrus says she would do a nude scene in a movie if it was handled the right way. The BBC says... The multi-talented star's transition from a teen idol looks inevitable... read more

tess taylor seems fun

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show 'Pretty Wild'. She's also at the heart of that whole "bling ring" who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She's also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She's also incredibly hot, short, and she has DD's. As you may... read more

afternoon headlines

JESSE JAMES - is a jackass who has no one to blame for his problems but himself. Unfortunately he admits that. Which makes it hard to attack him. After the divorce news broke, he said, "Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused... read more

sandra bullock filed for divorce last week

With every move that Sandra Bullock makes under a microscope, you would think something as big as her filing for divorce would be picked up on immediately. Well you'd be wrong. So what do you have to say for yourself now, Mr. Perfect? TMZ has learned Sandra Bullock filed... read more

joslyn james says tito ortiz beat up jenna jameson

It's been hard to know who is telling the truth in the whole Jenna Jameson - Tito Ortiz domestic abuse story. On one hand, you have Tito, who has spent a lifetime learning how to inflict maximum damage to the human body with ruthless efficiency. On the other hand, you... read more

there is no one more beautiful than julia roberts

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends on big celebrity interviews and the frumpy housewives who... read more

wait, what?

After weeks in virtual solitude, with no interviews or statement to the press addressing her jackass husband and his serial killer dick, Sandra Bullock is on the cover of People magazine with the revelation that she's divorcing Jesse James, AND she's adopted a baby boy... read more