Kirsten Dunst is confusing

The great Mike Walker of the Enquirer says: "Kirsten Dunst, standing outside Chateau Marmont Hotel on Sunset waiting for her limo, recoiled in disgust as a Dirty Old Man slinked up beside her and whispered creepily: "I'll give you $500 if you'll let me squirt whipped cream on your body and lick it off!" Kirsten shrieked, "GROSS!" She immediately turned and walked away, but the guy skittered along behind her, whining,...

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Natasha Lyonne is in trouble

Permanently drunk actress Natasha Lyonne - who you may remember from 'American Pie' or 'Blade 3', but probably not - has had yet another warrant issued for her arrest after she failed to appear at a court date Friday. Says Yahoo News: "Lyonne is facing a number of charges, including her alleged threat to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog during a 2004 altercation. She is also charged with criminal mischief,...

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Jessica Simpson is a defendant

Jessica Simpson is facing a federal lawsuit after a woman named Mara Fox filed papers accusing Simpson of copying the trademarked name "love potion". Fox launched Love Potion beauty products back in 1989 and now believes Simpson infringed her copyright when Simpson launched Dessert Beauty Deliciously Kissable Love Potion in 2004. Fox's Love Potion is a combination of oils claimed by her as an "an Authentic Potion for...

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The Razzies are announced

The Razzie Award nominations were announced today, the awards given to the worst movies and performances from Hollywood for the past year. "Son of the Mask" was the big winner with 8 nominations, including Worst Movie and Worst Actor for Jamie Kennedy. The other worst-picture contenders are "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo," Jenny McCarthy's "Dirty Love," "The Dukes of Hazzard" and "House of Wax". Tom Cruise was...

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Housewives, Lost win at SAG

More from the SAG awards last night, this time from the television side, where Desperate Housewives won Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series - inexplicably beating Arrested Development and Curb Your Enthusiasm - and Lost won Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series. Honors for the actors included Sean Hayes of Will and Grace beating Larry David for Outstanding Performance by a Male...

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Crash, Reese, Hoffman win at SAG

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were handed out last night, and the only major surprise was Crash winning for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture. Brokeback Mountain has long been considered the favorite in what is basically the SAG version of Best Picture. Philip Seymour Hoffman won Outstanding Actor for his work in Capote, Reese Witherspoon won Outstanding Actress for Walk the Line, Paul Giamatti...

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Charlize Theron is flat

Charlize Theron tells Empire magazine that she often gets turned down for action roles because of the size of her chest, claiming that directors can't get a certain type of shot with her: "I knew I wouldn't just be running around with big tits and kicking things. I'm not good at that. I haven't got any tits." Yeah, ooohh, the world is on pins and needles to see you in more action films, Charlize, if only you had a...

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Jessica Simpson has bad taste

If you were wondering if Jessica Simpson's taste in men could get worse after Nick Lachey and rumored affairs with Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn, well then buckle the fuck up, because yes, it can. The pictures above show Jess waiting for her car early Wednesday morning outside Chateau Marmont, a hotel on the Sunset Strip, looking a little disheveled in an un-tucked baggy shirt. For the record, this is what she was...

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'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' on TV

I don't know if this is good news or bad news for people who liked 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' - the movie that made almost half a billion dollars worldwide and brought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie together - but writer Simon Kinberg and director Doug Liman are now adapting the movie as a television series. Liman has a first look deal with NBC, so that would be the logical place to think the series might end up. Says Liman:...

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Joaquin Phoenix is lucky

The AP says that Joaquin Phoenix's car overturned on a canyon road in the Hollywood Hills and collided with another vehicle after his brakes went out. There were no reports of injury. According to police reports, Phoenix was driving east 2:50 p.m. when he realized his brakes were not working, he lost control of his car, which overturned and hit another vehicle also headed east. Yeah, okay, I'm not sure how much the...

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Jessica Alba is still in Hawaii

As you can tell once again by these latest pictures of Jessica Alba in Hawaii, Cash Warren must be hysterically funny, cause there's absolutely nothing evident on the outside that he brings to this relationship. He

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Lindsay Lohan is an idiot

Female First says that Lindsay Lohan has had the word 'BREATHE' tattooed onto her wrist following an asthma attack in Miami on New Years Eve that left her hospitalized for two days. Says a friend: "It obviously has a double meaning. It's about the asthma attack, but also a reminder to just slow down and enjoy life." Uhh, did she have to go right for the tattoo on this one. She couldn't have tried a sharpie first and...

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Diora Baird is fantastic

I'm really feeling the whole Diora Baird thing lately. And with 3 movies in post and another filming, it seems we're about to see more of her. Here she is at the premiere of 'Annapolis' last night. I can't wait till she's finally my girlfriend. God that's gonna be great. Except we're gonna have to move into a monkey house, or something with a steel floor that slopes down toward a grate, cause I'm just gonna follow her...

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Kirsten Dunst is evil

Allegedly, these pictures show Kirsten Dunst helping a lady in a wheel chair who was struggling with the front door at Saks. But considering stuff like this, it seems just as likely that Kirsten is actually pushing the old lady out of the store and into the street. Look, in the last one, she's smiling contently with money in her hand, no doubt confident she'll win her bet as to how far cotton-top will roll before...

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Paris Hilton may be popular

The Sun UK says that Warner Brothers records has put millions behind the debut album of Paris Hilton and have made her an international priority for the spring. They have even hired A-List only songwriter Cathy Dennis, who wrote Toxic for Britney Spears and Cant Get You Out Of My Head for Kylie Minogue, just to name a few. The Sun says: "Her debut album is set to feature a track called My Mistake

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