Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. “Fornicators!” it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she is. The libertine Hopkins tried to run, but to no avail. You too shall be exposed for your lurid ways, Josh!
Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins spent another day on the beach in St. Barts today, along with Courteneys 6-year-old daughter and some mutual friends, but according to them this is still purely platonic.
So either that means they’re not a couple, or they are a couple but don’t consider themselves that yet because at night they get together with their “mutual friends” and swap partners. It’s probably that second one, so let’s go ahead and start telling everyone that. TYLER EXCLUSIVE!!!!
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The newest pictures from the set of Wonder Woman, taken last night in Hollywood, seem to show even more changes to her costume from that first god awful picture.
We already knew they re-made her pants in a different fabric and changed her boots from blue to red, but now they seem to have added more padding to her top to make her tits bigger. We’ve also learned that even the most powerful woman on earth is still a woman, and she gets a nice pat on the ass when she does a good job. So if you’re done saving the city, run along and get me some coffee, toots.
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Her words, not mine.
Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her.
“I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.”
“It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off.”
“Kim and Kourtney have said to me, ‘If we were put under the same negative attention that you are, we couldn’t handle it.’”
Yeah because those two are hot. So it wouldn’t make any sense. And they’re probably just being nice so you don’t turn on them, so you don’t attack them one night and keep their head as a trophy.
If you’re very famous due in large part because of all the doors that were opened to you because you’re dad is also very famous, you probably shouldn’t criticize anyone else for the path they took to success. And yet that’s what Miley Cyrus did on an Australian morning radio show when asked about Rebecca Black.
The Daily Telegraph says…
Catapulted to fame off the back of Disney’s Hannah Montana, Cyrus slammed the overnight success of YouTube phenomenons such as Rebecca Black.
“It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour,” the daughter of country star Billy Ray Cyrus said.
Wait did Miley just refer to herself as an artist? The only difference between Miley and Rebecca is one had a famous dad. If not for him she’d be back in Tennessee, and the closest she’d get to singing in public is humming while she blew some guy behind the Dairy Queen.
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima were at the pool at the Mondrian Hotel in LA yesterday to help launch the 2011 Victorias Secret swim line. Or at least Alessandra and Candice were. Adriana looked spooky. It doesn’t really seem like she’s ready for the beach. It seems like she’s ready to turn into a bat and fly away.
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I had already come to terms with the fact that Kingston Rossdale, the 4-year-old son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was gonna get more pussy than me, but I really did think I had more of a head start than this.
Yesterday however, that handsome little bastard was at the park with his dad when some playground slut practically dropped her panties when she saw how high he could swing. He even got her number. The only phone I had when I was 4 was a direct line to winnie the pooh. God I hate this kid.
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Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town costar Josh Hopkins are on a romantic carribean island today, and she’s prancing around on a secluded private beach in a bikini, but to hear them tell it this is the kind of thing all co-workers do. People says…
“The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation,” the rep says.
According to a Cougar Town set source, “Courteney and Josh are great friends. There’s definitely nothing going on there.”
Needless to say this seems unlikely. Most girls are annoying, so why the hell would you ever go on vacation with one if you’re not having sex with her. It combines the thrill of waiting for her to get ready with the joy of excruciating planning, but without all the blowjobs. Yeah that sounds relaxing.
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