According to the biography that Lady Gaga is following step by step, Madonna posed for some scandalous naked bondage pictures at about this point in her career. “Well then that’s exactly what I’ll do,” Gaga proclaimed after realizing she doesn’t have an original thought in her head.
(NOTE: actually these are newly released outtakes from a shoot she did with Vogue Japan in 2009, but you get the idea. these are all SFW, albeit barely. i had to host the three NSFW ones here and here and here)
Courteney Cox went out with no make up on last night in West Hollywood, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that even after all these years, I would still do it with her, make up or not. It would be my honor.
If she could put some on when she met my friends however, that would be terrific.
Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas must be Hollywoods most unlikely couple. He’s 53 after all, so you would think he wouldn’t be interested in a 27 year old yoga instructor. What could they have in common? What would they talk about? But he’s overlooked all that and recent pictures show her wearing a promise ring, with sources saying he has plans to get engaged. What a touching story! True love conquers all!
Rihanna put on the orangest life jacket money can buy today to go snorkeling off the coast of Portofino, Italy, and see the Christ of the Abyss. And also to reinforce every single stereotype about black people and swimming. Are you sure you have enough stuff on, Ri? Maybe you should wear two of those life jackets, and some water wings on your arm, and one of those inflatable rings that go around your waist with a Micky Mouse face.
As far as I can tell Jim Carey has never even met Emma Stone, but, no, really Jim, please don’t let that dissuade you in any way from telling the entire world how badly you want to fuck her.
Here’s a transcript.
“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex? Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.”
She’s 22 by the way. So yes, Jim Carrey, who is 49, went on youtube because he really wants to fuck a 22 year old stranger. And he assumed the best way to accomplish that was to tell several million people about his erection and hope one of them tells her so she can take care of it. I would assume it’s a joke but Jim Carrey is insane, and he has hundreds of millions of dollars, so Emma better hide somewhere good before he kidnaps her and holds her hostage on a plane that never lands, it just refuels in mid air and he never touches the ground like that rich guy in ‘Contact’.
I have absolutely no idea who J-Cole is, but hopefully the name rings a bell with Rihanna because Hustler is claiming she made a sex tape with him. And that they have a copy.
“Hustler are in possession of the Rihanna and J-Cole tape. We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet.”
While they refused to disclose any further details of the tape … a source close to Rihanna is still denying it exists.
“Rihanna is surprised because there is no sex tape.”
So apparently this guy Cole did some of his “rapping” on her Loud tour last year, and she was even in a video of his for a song called ‘Can’t Get Enough’. So if this is true they should consider the sex tape a sequel and call it, ‘See. Told You.’
As you no doubt heard, the new issue of In Touch came out yesterday and claimed that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were separating after 13 years of marriage. Will and Jada quickly issued the worlds least convincing denial, but if they had known what the article actually said (via Gossip Cop), they probably wouldn’t have even bothered.
The magazine alleges that Jada “destroyed” Anthony’s marriage to Jennifer Lopez (as well as her own) by sneaking around with Anthony behind her husband’s back.
Will supposedly uncovered her “ultimate betrayal” when he caught Jada with Anthony (her “HawthoRNe” co-star) in the Smiths’ Hidden Hills mansion.
Smith’s “suspicions” were “painfully confirmed” when he came to the house unannounced “under the cover of darkness” … Smith “left the house crying” and was “very upset” because Anthony was supposedly inside with Jada.
The following day “it was as if all hell had broken loose” with Jada moving some of her belongings out of the couple’s home and Will allegedly firing staffers he suspected of “covering up” for her.
Oohh, yeah, yeah, and after that JLo and Jada wrestled and fell into the pool at the country club, while Willow fell deeper under the spell of the schools new bad boy Jericho Hawk, and other insane shit that only happens on General Hospital.