katy perry in the top 100

By brendon December 25, 2009 @ 11:47 PM

EXCLUSIVE: Katy Perry Filming Music Video At The Palms In Las Ve

brittany will be buried today

By brendon December 24, 2009 @ 1:15 PM

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Brittany Murphy will be buried today at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles, in a ceremony that is expected to be attended only by close friends and family. Radar says…

Brittany will be interred in the Bright Eternity section and the guest list includes approximately 20 people.  
Scheduled to attend from Hollywood are actor Eric Balfour and Penny Marshall.
The service itself will be co-denominational – there will be a rabbi and a pastor present. 

I don’t have a bible in front of me but I don’t think that’s how it works. I don’t think you’re allowed to hedge your bets like that. If the Christians are right and the pastor goes first, she better hope she gets into heaven quick before the rabbi screws everything up. “Woah woah woah, who’s that second guy, what the fuck is this,” Jesus will probably say.

alessandra is getting personal

By brendon December 24, 2009 @ 11:27 AM

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Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alesandra Ambrosio was in St Barths two weeks ago, and while she was there she twittered a bunch of personal candids. It’s a real tribute to professional photographers, because as it turns out she looks fantastic no matter who takes the picture. She could have thrown the camera in the sand then whacked it with a stick until it flashed and it would still be one of the most beautiful images ever caught on film. How exactly does one go about getting a job as a Victoria’s Secret photographer, because pointing in a general direction seems like something I could do.

jessica simpson is sad

By brendon December 23, 2009 @ 2:28 PM

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God only knows why, but apparently Jessica Simpson is still hung up on Tony Romo, and so it was the perfect finale for her terrible year when he got engaged last week to 23-year-old Candice Crawford, just 5 months after he dumped Jessica. The Enquirer says…

“Jess was torn up about it,” said a source. “She obsesses over Tony’s every move with Candice, and she’s always held out hope that she could win him back.?
Just the thought that Candice was getting Tony to the altar was enough to send Jess into a deep funk. Jess always dreamed that she’d be the one to marry Tony. She had their wedding all planned in her head.”

Hopefully that wedding included a dress with an elastic waistband because Jessica has put on 10 pounds a month for the past year. Candice is a former Miss Missouri and the sister of Chase Crawford. Of course Romo bailed. Jessica should find a guy who doesn’t mind a girl that lets herself go to hell, and while we’re here in Fantasy Land, her wedding could have a wise talking lion with a crown on his head conduct the ceremony, and then they’d ride away on a silver Pegasus.

megan gale is close to perfect

By brendon December 23, 2009 @ 10:46 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Megan Gale & Boyfriend Relaxing On The Beach In Sydne

Aussie model Megan Gale spent yesterday on a beach in Sydney with her comedian boyfriend Andy Lee, star of the wildly popular radio show, ‘Hamish and Andy’.  He’s the one who spends all of his time in these pictures either on his knees as if bowing down to worship her, or diving headfirst toward her vagina. Neither of which seem unreasonable in any way.

(source = flynet online)

sienna miller is a mystery

By brendon December 23, 2009 @ 10:32 AM

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Sienna Miller is in Barbados with her mom today, and the pictures of them holding hands on the beach at sunset either capture a surprisingly sweet moment of someone you don’t hear many flattering stories about, or prove once and for all Sienna will try to seduce and fuck anyone as long as they’re married.

(source = splash news online and inf daily)

hit-girl is bad ass

By brendon December 22, 2009 @ 5:43 PM

‘Kick Ass’, directed by the great Matthew Vaughn, has a new red band trailer focusing on Hit-Girl, a 12-year-old superhero who fights crime by shooting bad guys in the face or chopping off their legs. She’s just slightly more hardcore than I was at 12, when my 2 coolest qualities were a 9:30 bedtime and a 3D horse poster.

(NOTEthis video is violent and has incredibly NSFW language)

jessica simpson is a natural beauty

By brendon December 22, 2009 @ 4:56 PM

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Jessica Simpson is a little under the weather this week, so last night the role of “Jessica Simpson” was played by her understudy, Andy Samberg.

(source = splash news online)