i hate you so GD much

Paris Hilton showed up in Hawaii yesterday with her new bf (some doofus from the Hills) and, uh, she does realize this isn’t her own private beach, right? Because it doesn’t seem that she does if you watch her prance down to the water for the paparazzi. After seeing this... read more

more britney bikini madness!

Britney spent her second day in a bikini at a hotel pool in Miami today. She basically just relaxed and played with her kids, which included a few jumps into the pool. At first her jumps were awkward, but they got better as she kept at it. Then, on one jump, she jumped... read more

hayden is kind of a bitch, part 2

24 hours ago there was a story on Us magazines website about Hayden Panettiere. Long story short, she’s a bitch. Now OK! magazine has a gushing love letter of their own, claiming she is using her - ahem - "star power" on the set of Heroes to get her ex boyfriend Milo... read more

what in the hell is that

Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova hit the beach today in Saline, France, and suffice to say she's looked better. I used to be in love with her. Now she’s spooky looking, something you'd see in a wedding dress on a haunted pirate ship. Where on earth did her tits go? That... read more

domestic abuse with a twist

There’s nothing funny about domestic abuse. Except when it’s the girl who beats up the guy, and actually completely annihilates him, and not with a car or in his sleep, but face to face in hand to hand combat. Also she’s 40 and he’s 30, and she’s a TV star, and she’s a... read more

rihanna gets smarter every day

There’s dumb, and then there’s dumb, and then there’s this. E! online says...The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. "They've been working on it... read more

madonna knows a lot about fashion

Madonna is a real fashion visionary. I bet soon we see a lot more 50-year-olds in fishnet stockings and mini skirts. Those cottontops walking around the mall before it opens will all have on smiley face rings and canvas Chuck Taylors with crazy mismatching laces. It makes... read more

megan fox is ridiculous

Megan Fox stopped by a special effects studio in Burbank on Monday to have a body mold made for 'Transformers 2'. Which means exactly what you think it does. It means some dude got to rub plaster all over her naked body. And I have absolutely masturbated to images in my... read more

hey there britney. whats up

Britney was in Miami today and to relax she hung out by a pool in a bikini. Which was really only relaxing for her. For me it was confusing. In some of these, the ones where she stands up, she looks pretty hot. But then she sits down and bends over and smoked cigarettes... read more

her pussy is hanging out

At the 32 second mark in this video of Britney doing her Circus show last night in Tampa, you can clearly hear her say, "My pussy is hanging out". Um, "hanging"? Really? Yikes. So it’s true. Having kids does that. Jesus, you might as well set off firecrackers up in there.... read more

hayden panetierre is kind of a bitch

What’s awesome about Hollywood is that no one ever learns anything ever, at any point, no mater what, so a dimwit like Hayden Panettiere can think she’s different from Sarah Michelle Gellar or Mischa Barton or Tiffani Amber Theisen or Yasmine Bleeth or Elisha Cuthbert or... read more

ashlee is going to melrose place

I’ll never forget the first time I saw Ashlee Simpson on a TV series. She of course got her big break seven years ago on the WB series "7th Heaven". Just to be clear, when I say I'll never forget, it’s because I never knew it in the first place, because I have no idea... read more