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Lamar Odom Ditches the Yeti for Spain

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom credits Bruce Jenner with pushing him to go play basketball in Spain. He doesn’t give any credit to a recent EU report that shows Spain is one of top drug use and transit areas in all of... READ MORE

Venezuela Kills More of Its Good Looking Women

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I try to keep my nose out of groups of people throwing rocks at police in riot gear in foreign lands, not until they start killing the good looking women. Then it’s time to standup and say something. All... READ MORE

Curling Is Officially a Real Sport

February 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For a sporting event where you can basically make up whatever the hell competitions you want, the Winter Olympics are pretty lame. It’s not like they’re historically bound to some classic Greek rules of ancient athletics. They can just... READ MORE

Hollywood Needs More Stoners

February 21, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you picture who makes movies in Hollywood, you might imagine a bunch of fat guys with beards eating vanilla pudding cups in between rips of the Strawberry Cough. But then you’d be picturing ever group of guys who... READ MORE

Sharon Stone Refuses to Reverse-Defect to Cuba

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sharon Stone is suing the producers of a Hemingway biopic because she didn’t want to go to Cuba. You know, because it’s fucking illegal. It all started when the cut-up crone was cast as Hemingway’s wife Mary in a... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen’s Next Wife Is Still Married to Somebody Else

February 21, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Porn stars can be the most forgetful people. If it weren’t for their helpful cadre of drug-supplying personal assistants, they’d walk right outside with men still inside of them. You can’t blame Brett Rossi for forgetting that she was... READ MORE

Kylie and Kendall Jenner Are Literati

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Add author to the list of occupations you can gainfully and ironically pursue as an illiterate teenager. Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s new futuristic young adult novel, Rebels: City of Indra, will be out just in time for beach reading... READ MORE

Drake Treats Diddy Like A Wack MC

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Drake broke all kinds of rap etiquette when he took the mic away from Diddy during a performance. The two egomaniacal d-bags were at the Metropolitan Club in New Orleans along with other epic poets like Busta Rhymes and... READ MORE

Ashley Greene Had A Nice Workout

February 21, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene should have been one of the few actors to make it out of the Twilight franchise with some star potential, but aside from a few roles in things that nobody cared about, she hasn’t been doing much... READ MORE

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