Advertisement
the VH1 Big in 05 party

I know its not gonna win me any points with the cool kids, but Lindsay Lohan really does look impossibly good lately. This is one of the only times that an actress tried to make that transformation from child actor to glamorous actress and it worked. She's still a boney freckled mess, but the black hair makes her look exotic somehow, like a sexy gypsy, casting a spell on my penis. Note to Jenny McCarthy: when...read more

Britney Spears is pissed

So, the super cool rumor of the weekend is that Britney Spears is finally realizing that sheread more

Hollywood stars are good people

Jamie Foxx, Snoop-Dogg, Danny Glover, Jason Alexander, Russell Crowe, Ted Danson, Ed Asner, Richard Dreyfuss, Ed Oread more

Ryan Phillippe is the sexiest

InTouch Magazine conducted a reader poll for its most recent issue and asked who was the hottest Hollywood dad. The top ten looked like this: 10. Charlie Sheen. And its already pretty clear there were only about 5 good choices and then people just padded the list with names they thought no one else was gonna choose. 9. Guy Ritchie. Collin Farrell has kids right? 8. Jude Law. Denzel Washington has kids right? 7. Tom...read more

Britney Spears is having problems

Stop me if you've heard this one before, but both the New York Post and the New York Daily News are saying today that Britney Spears' marital problems are getting worse. The Post says that Spears and husband Kevin Federline had a very heated argument after flying from New York to Los Angeles, a fight so angry that Kevin packed a bag and checked into the Beverly Hills Hotel. The News takes it a step further and says...read more

Paris Hilton music is online

Music superstar Paris Hilton put four tracks from her first album on her MySpace website last night, and you can hear her contribution to the arts right here. Why a billionaire princess has a free blog on MySpace with other self-important loners (cough, cough) is an awesome question but not really relevant for now. Most seemed to be expecting a KFed level train wreck, but her music is a pretty much a cut-and-paste of...read more

Advertisement
Violet Ann Affleck

Violet Affleck was born last night in Los Angeles. Jennifer Garner was induced and gave birth to a healthy baby girl while husband and father Ben Affleck stood by her side. The child is the first for both. Affleck, 33, and Garner, 34, were married June 29, almost two months after news of the pregnancy was leaked. I personally wouldn't have given my little girl a name that sounds so much like Violent Affect, but I'm...read more

Keira Knightley has to beg for it

Keira Knightley broke up with model Jamie Dornan earlier this year, but is reportedly so desperate to win him back that she is delivering flowers and food to his home. Keira is said to want their relationship to have another chance, but Dornan is trying to start a career in music and is ignoring her advances. "She brings flowers and food round to his bachelor flat and tries to give it a woman's touch. (But) at the...read more

Enrique Iglesias is upset

Contact Music says that Enrique Iglesias "has lashed out at suggestions he has a small penis, branding the rumours 'hurtful'". Enrique was quoted last month, seemingly upset about the lack of condoms made for the more discreet gentleman. "I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people." But now he claims that the stories are having a detrimental effect on his relationship with...read more

Liv Tyler got kinda fat

Being the person who gives pedicures probably has its advantages at times. Not as much as bikini-waxer or roller-coaster expert, but still, its normally hot chicks coming in for stuff like that. Oh boy, but then there are times like this. If you turn your TV or radio down right now, and you stare at the pictures hard enough, you can actually hear Liv Tyler breathing. That deep husky wheeze, like itread more

Kate Winslet got kinda hot

Meanwhile, Kate Winslet went from Hollywoods version of the flag squad to being borderline hot. Not only that, but she's fully naked in what she calls "very explicit sex scenes" in the upcoming Little Children. Says the great Sun UK: "If you had said to me 15 years ago that when I was nearly 30, and had two children, I would be doing some very explicit sex scenes, I swear to God, that literally would have been my...read more

Scott Stapp is a jackass

Not one but two delightful stories today about former Creed front man Scott Stapp being a drunken ass in the past few days, the first from The New York Daily News about his appearance on the Spike TV show Casino Cinema: "According to multiple sources on the set, the 32-year-old Stapp appeared intoxicated when he arrivedread more

the Bat Mitzvah had cameras

I have absolutely no idea what Tabloid Baby is, but they somehow got their hands on exclusive pictures from the Bat Mitzvah over the weekend hosted by David H. Brooks and costing an estimated 10 million dollars, most of that on entertainment. Here is G-Unit street thug 50 Cent on stage at the little girls birthday party, either before or after he enjoyed some ice cream cake and played pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Also...read more

Billy Zane is topless

Sometimes I get emails from the girl readers and they say I don't put up enough pictures for them. Well, I'm about to make up for that baby. Here you go. Billy. Zane. Topless. That's right. The Phantom himself. On the beach. In all his hunky splendor. Light a candle, close the blinds and have at yourself ladies. Dont be shy. An international playboy like Billy Zane wouldnt have it any other way. Here he is last week...read more

Ben Affleck just got paid

There may finally be a good reason why Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are constantly photographed in line at Starbucks or buying Starbucks or drinking Starbucks or with their hands on their chins and their eyes skyward and a giant coffee cup in a halo of light above their heads. The New York Daily News says: "the caffeinated couple has snagged an exclusive seven-figure contract with Starbucks Coffee Co. to drink, be...read more