Holly is doin Russell Brand

Holly Madison doesn't seem like someone with much of a sense of humor, like someone who would be entertaining or fun to hang out with, so this should work out nicely because the same could be said for Russell Brand. Holly and Russell met in Las Vegas at a party thrown by... read more

Jessica Biel is better at stuff

Jessica Biel and her dork boyfriend went jogging along the Chelsea Pier yesterday, and OH MY God what a surprise it is that Justin runs like a nerd. Jessica looks like a fitness model on the cover of a running magazine while Justin pumps his fists and flails his arms... read more

Megan Fox: "I'm bisexual."

This would have been up sooner but after reading the headline my erection punched the bottom of the desk at about 900 miles per hour, and it turns out that when your penis violently crashes into 500 pounds of wood, it aches quite a bit. The Sun UK says... She told... read more

Lindsay is dirty in every way

LAPD investigated a burglar alarm yesterday at the home of Lindsay Lohan, and after they waded through the mess and broken debris left behind, they discovered that the burglar never actually made it into the house and that Lindsay is a lazy pig. The Daily Mail says...... read more

Kate says she isn't cheating

Kate Gosselin, the Kate part of TLC's hit show "John and Kate Plus Eight", is still reeling from reports that her husband is cheating on her, but good news, now there's something to take her mind off that. Two weeks after stories linked her husband, Jon Gosselin, with a... read more

Vanessa Hudgens will get naked

That hot little bitch Vanessa Hudgens, star of "High School Musical" and several erotic daydreams, tells E! Online that she has no aversion to getting naked (which should have been obvious) and she wouldn't hesitate to get naked on screen for the right part. "I will show... read more

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Carrie Prejean is still Miss California

Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump announced today that Miss California Carrie Prejean will not be stripped of her crown over newly discovered shocking topless pictures, possibly because the pictures are neither topless nor shocking. People.com says... Prejean, 21,... read more

More good news for Chris Brown

Rihanna has yet to comment publicly about the night her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown did this to her, but she has recorded a new single with Kanye and Lady GaGa (hear it on Kanyes website here or download it here), and if Brown has any illusions about Ri taking him back this... read more

Are we still doing this?

It seems impossible that we're still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she's wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!! These pics were taken just last year. This time, Carrie... read more

"You call this fat?"

This months Vanity Fair has Jessica Simpson on the cover (here) and right across the top it says, "YOU CALL THIS FAT?" And "FAT" is in extra-big caps and italicized, as if to indicate that the person who said it was in disbelief at being called fat. And you have to... read more

Aww what the hell

It's weird when you find out these sexy Hollywood stars aren't sexy at all and in fact look just like anyone else. Up until 10 minutes ago I would have sworn under penalty of death that "Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester was a gorgeous piece of ass with an amazing body.... read more

Simon Cowell might be insane

Apparently by the time you're rich enough to buy a 30 million dollar house, you've long since run out of stupid things to spend money on, so outfitting an "army or gardeners" with measuring tapes and levels so that you're hedges are always some arbitrary perfect height... read more

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