The 2006 MTV Movie Awards were taped over the weekend at Sony Studios in Culver City, hosted by Jessica Alba and set to air this Thursday night on MTV. One of the tweaks to this years show was doing away with separate categories for male and female nominees. For example, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon and Rachel McAdams were all nominated for ‘Best Performance’. Actually that seems kind of queer. Does Hollywood really need to be more androgynous. Men and women are different, and that’s fine, it’s okay, but they are different. For example, from what I can tell, the female orgasm is just a myth.

If you care to know who won, you can read a decent breakdown here.


People say Jessica Simpson is dumb, but she sure does seem to turn to the side a lot on the red carpet, where you can’t help but stare at her kick ass rack. I think it’s pretty clear she’s some kind of super genius. I also heard one time she picked up a car with her mind.

Congratulations to Famke Jensen for wearing the ugliest god damn thing I’ve ever seen. That dress looks like the fabric they make head scarves out of for women with cancer. Rooowwwrrr!



It’s pretty annoying that we have to sit through Jennifer Anniston in comedies when there are hot and genuinely funny actresses out there like Isla Fisher, Paget Brewster and Anna Farris. Isla was nominated for ‘Breakthrough Performance’ for her turn in ‘Wedding Crashers’, Anna was just there to present and show off her kick-ass legs. I’ve never been a huge Kate Hudson fan, but she looked pretty hot too. I read the script for ‘You, Me and Dupree’ like two months ago and it’s really really funny. And there’s something about Owen Wilson

One of the headliners at this years MTV Movie Awards was Christina Aguilera, who performed her next single, ‘Aint No Other Man’. AFI and Gnarls Barkley also performed at the show. One person who was expected to appear but did not was Britney Spears. When asked about her ex-rival, Aguilera said:

“It’s a shame Britney doesn’t go to any shows or awards anymore, because they are so much fun, even if you’re not nominated for things, I miss seeing how hot she looked on red carpets and seeing her at awards and shows was the only times we really had time to catch up with each other because we’re both so busy”.

It’s easy to forget these two even were rivals at one point. Britney has fallen so far so fast and Christina still looks cutting edge hot. Like, if they were fighter planes, Christina would be the FA-22 Raptor and Britney would be a port-a-john with some roman candles duct taped to the side. Except, replace that with something that is funny and makes sense.



Will Ferrell suddenly looks 800 years old. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.



Despite being one of the worst reviewed movies of the summer so far (with only a 32 percent approval on rotten tomatoes) ‘the Break Up’ scored a respectable opening weekend, pulling in 38 million dollars and finishing number 1 at the box office. ‘X Men 3′ follwed its record breaking 107 million dollar opening last week with another 34 million over the weekend, bringing its total to 176 million in just 9 days. ‘The Break Up’ will almost certainly never hit those kind of numbers. Seriously. God damn that thing was boring. After about 30 minutes I forgot I was even watching a movie. It’s like staring at an aquarium for two hours.


If the goal was for Ashlee Simpson to turn into an exact replica of Jessica Simpson, then everything appears to be go exactly as planned. As seen here three days ago at MTV’s Summer Sizzle. Whatever the hell that is. I just hope no one tries to copy me. My god man, it would be pandemonium. I can’t even go to the lake because I’m scared I might catch my reflection in the water and fall in love. Because I’m so handsome, you see.



Kristin Cavallari is reportedly set to take over for Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke in the sequel to ‘the Dukes of Hazzard’. The second movie will actually be a prequel, shot as a direct-to-video release with an entirely new cast, with Daisy, Bo and Luke Duke all written to be roughly 18 years old. One of the producers said about Cavallari:

“She’s at the top of the list. I like her innocence and her beauty.”

I assume some people are gonna make a big deal out of this because Nick Lachey dated Kristin for about 5 minutes right after his break up with Jessica. So he has now nailed 2 out of 3 Daisy Dukes, despite looking like some kind of goblin. Fantastic.