Madonna better be careful

Madonna turns 53 today, and she arrived back in London this afternoon after spending the weekend in the Hamptons with her boyfriend, a French dancer named Brahim Zaibat, and her two adopted kids, David and Mercy. Brahim, who is 24, and the kids, who are both 5,... read more

Tamara Ecclestone has a good twitter

If you don't know, Tamara Ecclestone is the 27-year-old daughter of Bernie Ecclestone, the billionaire president of Formula One racing. Her 23-year-old sister Petra is the one who paid 85 million dollars in July to buy the Aaron Spelling mansion in Holmby Hills. Point... read more

every movie MUST have werewolves and/or vampires

On Friday, Disney shut down production on a Lone Ranger movie starring Johnny Depp, produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Gore Verbinski, because the budget was already estimated at 250 million dollars. But before explaining how that's possible, let's quickly... read more

what in the hell

Jennifer Love Hewitt went shopping yesterday on Melrose, and I guess her see through skirt was supposed to give a tantalizing glimpse of her legs and be sexy, but her hips and thighs are enormous while her head and face are normal sized, so all this really does is make... read more

some guy on 'Real Housewives' hung himself

One of the main story lines last year on ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' was about the troubled marriage between Taylor Armstrong and her husband Russell. His portrayal on the show wasn't particularity flattering, and though they were still together at the seasons... read more

Adam Carolla doesn't care about transgendered people

TMZ says that Adam Carolla went on a, "SHOCKING anti-LGBT tirade last week", and it must have been shocking or else they wouldn't have capitalized SHOCKING. Everyone brace yourself for the SHOCK-edness! (Carolla said) "When did we start giving a sh*t about these... read more

skinny Jonah Hill is creepy

I'll preface this by saying that I've never liked Jonah Hill, I don't think he's funny or a good actor and to be honest he makes me uncomfortable, but now that he's skinny there's something vaguely creepy about him. This is him leaving a restaurant last night in London.... read more

Monday headlines, with Brooke Burke in a bikini

JESSICA ALBA - gave birth to her second child Saturday night, another baby girl, named Haven Garner Warren. There's no word on if Alba is home from the hospital yet, but since she's Mexican she'll probably stop at the mall first to have Havens ears pierced. (facebook) ... read more

umm... Spoiler Alert

There's a new rumor going around the internet that says the Batwing, Batmans plane, makes an appearance in ‘The Dark Knight Rises', and the basis for that claim is that you can watch the fucking thing chase Bane down the street in this video. And in the videos here and ... read more

Heidi Klum was in and out of a bikini

It was a real bounty of middle aged boobs this weekend, as Heidi Klum was topless on the beach in Porto Cervo, Italy (this would be a good day to follow me on twitter, btw). Which makes it sound way way hotter than it was because her kids were there, her parents were... read more

the Juggalos loved Charlie Sheen

If you don't know, Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, and lots of them are dicks who get real brave and throw bottles and stuff but only when they can hide in a crowd. The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival founded by the Insane Clown Posse, was held... read more

Halle Berry + bikini = fun birthday party

Halle Berry spent the day with her little girl and some friends on the beach in Malibu yesterday, celebrating her 45th birthday and making other 45 year olds feel bad about themselves. That's probably why her treacherous friends came up with lots of subversive activities... read more