Amanda Bynes Has To Stay In The Looney Bin

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes’ doctors have asked for an emergency conservatorship from the judge so they can keep her at the madhouse. There was supposed to be a hearing today to see if her parents could get temporary conservatorship of the former... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Looked Really Happy At The Paranoia Premiere

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As Liam Hemsworth continues to become a big Hollywood star despite being an average (at best) actor, some people have been wondering what’s up with his on-and-off again engagement to Miley Cyrus, while she slaps her ass cheeks together... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham’s TV Series Will Never Happen

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the things that kept former Teen Mom star and porn “actress” Farrah Abraham happy in her own little fantasy land, where she truly believes that she’s on her way to becoming the next Kim Kardashian, was the... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden’s Tits Went To The Chateau Marmont

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden took a break from trying not to fall over by squeezing her comically huge breasts into a slutty white dress and heading to the Chateau Marmont last night, where all kinds of people probably stared at her... READ MORE

Sanjay Gupta Is a Lying Liar Who Loves to Lie

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sanjay Gupta, the really smart doctor on CNN whose name makes me giggle like a schoolgirl, today announced that he’s been part of the American medical community conspiracy to paint marijuana as a dangerous recreational drug with no medicinal... READ MORE

Rihanna Posts A Photo Of Her Butt On Instagram

August 9, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna posted a picture of her ass on Instagram when her alarm went off indicating that nobody had been talking about her for over an hour. It’s not as bad as a couple years back when she found out... READ MORE

Will Teresa Giudice Turn On Her Husband Like She Turned on Swimsuits That Fit?

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to an unreliable gossip blog quoting an unknown attorney not involved at all with the Guidice case, Teresa Guidice may try to get a plea deal by turning on her husband in the couple’s mutual fraud case. It... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin Goes To A Tattoo Shop

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ireland Baldwin was caught coming out of a tattoo shop in Studio City. I think we all know why young women go to tattoo shops. That’s right. She’s getting a tattoo. Putting myself in the mind of a 17-year... READ MORE

Tara Reid Rambles About Sharks And Whales Fucking (VIDEO)

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tara Reid is dumber than a bag of mentally challenged hammers. She appeared on Shark After-Dark, (which is part of the whole Shark Week thing), on The Discovery Channel with her fellow Sharknado co-star Ian Ziering. She told the... READ MORE

Ali Lohan Moves; Lindsay Helps

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ali Lohan was moving some of her shit in New York to a new apartment, and everybody was wondering what happened to her boobs. At least, I was. They done gone disappeared. Maybe in one of the bags. It... READ MORE