kim kardashian is photogenic

Kim Kardashian posted this picture (full size) on her twitter page last night, behind the scenes of some photo shoot. But she didn't say what it was for. All she said was, "Pic from my shoot yesterday...good kitty cat!" Should she be holding it like that? Is she hurting... read more

ohai katy perry at coachella

Katy Perry went to Coachella this weekend, not to perform but to stand around with her huge tits on display. God bless her heart. But her skinny dirty friend was also intriguing. Look at the gap between this bitches legs! It's like a foot and a half. I've never seen any... read more

charlie sheen did not shave his head. see.

When the story broke last week that Charlie Sheen shaved his head, his agents wanted to make it clear this wasn't a Britney Spears-type thing. Charlie wasn't crazy. He didn't even shave his head. Just got a short hair cut. So thanks you literal dicks. He didn't literally... read more

monday morning headlines

KICK ASS - essentially tied for first place at the weekend box office, an impressive accomplishment for a hard R movie about little kids and Nic Cage. I didn't see it though. I'll wait until it comes out on VHS. What am I, made out of money? (variety) PEOPLE WHO READ... read more

lindsay has 600,000 dollars in credit card debt

When you think disciplined spending and good decisions, you think Lindsay Lohan. So it may come as a bit of a shock to hear she's over half a million dollars in debt. Radar says... "Lindsay owes credit cards $600,000," a source tells of the troubled... read more

carrie underwood was the big winner

Last night was the Rhinestone Music Awards, and I don't know anything about country music, and I didn't look up who won. I should really stop telling people that Tyler is your Country Music Award Show Headquarters. But if you came here for that, I guess, Garth ...... read more

friday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - is bare ass naked in an un-retouched photo for Bazaar magazine (hq full size here). I hope she does Playboy again. Because I liked seeing her naked. Especially her boobs. I hope my insight into this matter has answered any questions you may have had. (... read more

speaking of drug addicts

Stumbling is still Amy Winehouses number 1 mode of transportation, so that's what she did when she left a bar last night in London. To be fair she looks much healthier now than she did 6 months ago, so maybe she's at least trying to be sober some of the time. I of course... read more

lindsay is a degenerate and should be arrested

Just yesterday someone sent me an email to suggest one reason why Lindsay Lohan is never seen without her Parliament cigarettes. Parliaments are one of the only cigarettes that offer a reservoir tip at the end of the filter (making them ) a hot item within the world of... read more

naomi watts is in a bikini

Naomi Watts is down (over?) in (on?) Barbados today (note - I have no idea where the fuck Barbados is) and yesterday she spent the day on the beach in a little black bikini. She didn't look that great or anything, or at least not as hot as she did in ‘Mulholland Drive',... read more

is courteney cox cheating? sure why not.

Courteney Cox been married to whatshisface, I can't think of his name, you know who I mean, for, I don't know, let's say 10 years, but apparently she's been seen hanging out with the guy in these pictures a lot lately. So is she cheating on that other guy? Probably, yes.... read more

sandra bullock is breaking her silence. in november.

Someone close to Conan O'Brien told me the other day that Tom Hanks has already been asked to be the first guest on Conans TBS show, but he's a damn scrub compared to who will be on George Lopez one hour later. Deadline Hollywood says... Conan O'Brien and George Lopez... read more