lindsay has big plans for the future

Lindsay is finally back from Hawaii, just in time for a big media event for her line of self-tanning products last night in Santa Monica. She told E! News that she is really happy right now and things are going great. And they are too! Wait. No they're not. What the hell... read more

run shia, run far away

The second and presumably last trailer for "Transformers 2" is now online over on Yahoo, and it begins as Shia LaBeouf moves out of town and leaves behind sex with Megan Fox and his shapeshifting robot car so he can attend class. You may find this unbelievable, but the... read more

i might cry too

Mariah Carey and her massive tits celebrated their one year anniversary with Nick Carter Cannon last night at Moon in NYC, and Nick better lock that down because the King of Bitches is on the scene, and him and his crocodile coat are making a move. Rackin up ho's is his... read more

that studio must smell terrific

I hope no one thinks the Opie and Anthony Show with Jimmy Norton just went away when their home station in New York changed formats last month (and then watched the ratings drop to a 1.4 share in March. This time last year they had a 2.0 share. Well done WXKR, well done.... read more

bruno - 1, paula abdul - 0

Paula Abduls idiocy stopped being entertaining at least two years ago, now it's just annoying, but it may swing back to entertaining once it's placed in the hands of a professional. In this case Sacha Baron Cohen, who interviewed her as Bruno for his new movie, opening... read more

hmmm. well, look at that

These pictures of Ali Lohan must have been processed with magic because for the first time ever she looks sort of F-able. I know she's 15 and you're not supposed to have sex with 15-year-olds(*), but it was her moms idea to whore her up like she was 35, not mine. I'd... read more

kelly mcgillis is gay now

Kelly McGillis, who you may remember from "Top Gun" but probably don't, has come out as a lesbian, shocking everyone, at least until they look at a recent picture of her. "I'm done with the man thing. I did that, I need to move on in life. That's another part of being... read more

everyone hates madonna

The US had a good run but it seems that Madonna has decided to bail on London and return to the Colonies, and she's making plans to spend the summer in the Hamptons. As always her magnetic personality leaves a trial of smiles wherever she goes, in this case a vineyard on... read more

halle berry is somewhat attractive

Halle Berry is absolutely fantastic looking of course, but I'm not sure I'd invite her to the premiere of my movie if she wasn't in it. She's a little too good looking. It's distracting. Jesus and the Devil could be having a knife fight 3 feet behind her and I'm not sure... read more

um, is she okay

Lindsay is still in Hawaii as of today, although God knows how she's paying for this. I asked the dude I know if the porn producer who loaned her the Maserati is bankrolling this and he said he didn't know. That was a good story wasn't it? The key to a good story is to... read more

sean penn is single

Sean Penn and Robin Wright have filed for divorce from each other twice already, but never one to give up, Penn filed for divorce yet again this past Friday. The two have been married for 13 years but a couple for nearly 20. They have two teenage sons, one 18 and one 15.... read more

chris brown thinks this is unfair

Chris Browns attorney was in court this morning attempting to have the case against his client thrown out because details have been leaked to the public. Details such as, "he punched her in the left eye with his right hand (then) continued to punch her. The assault... read more