Olivia Munn should be on more talk shows

Olivia Munn is out promoting her new NBC sitcom Perfect Couples, and that means things like appearing in Maxim and going on David Letterman. Even better it means tweeting out pictures of her cleavage while waiting to go David Letterman. This would also be a good ad for... read more

Gwyneth Paltrow has advice for "other" working moms

I know some people who have worked with Gwyneth Paltrow and they say she's delightful but that seems impossible to believe. Because she's a complete cunt, delusional and arrogant beyond all comprehension. The latest proof: on her website GOOP, Paltrow, who is worth 90... read more

Thurdsay morning headlines

LADY GAGA - will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater) KEIRA KNIGHTLEY - has broken up with Rupert Friend, her boyfriend for the past 5 years, but the... read more

Nicole Kidman admits having botox

Nicole Kidman has finally confessed to have tried Botox, and by "tried" she must mean with every meal since 2005. People says... "I've tried a lot of things, but aside from sports and good nutrition, most things don't make a difference," Kidman, 43, (says). "I have also... read more

Ohai Rachel McAdams

The photo agency for this said, "Rachel McAdams leaves little to the imagination in a revealing dress as she gets into her car after dinner in London," but it's hard to confirm that because that fat lady next to her is really distracting. It's like she's never seen a... read more

Kelsey Grammer might be a cross dresser

Kelsey Grammer is in the middle of a divorce from Camille Grammer, which hasn't stopped him from getting engaged to a new girl who is essentially a younger version of Camille, and that might have been a mistake on his part. Because today Camille was on the radio... read more

Natalie Portman is a good model

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged, but luckily there will be pictures like this ad for Miss Dior Cherie perfume (uhq copy here) to preserve her hotness forever and remind us how great she was before that stupid kid came and wrecked everything. I know this kid is -6... read more

Kate Hudson is pregnant

Kate Hudson isn't married to Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of Muse, but she has dated him for about 9 months, and apparently that whore has been having sex with him, out of wedlock, the whole time. Us.com says... A source confirms exclusively that Kate Hudson, 31, is... read more

Tuesday afternoon headlines

CAMERON DIAZ - was at the premiere of the Green Hornet last night, and I know we've already covered how ugly she is IRL, but she's annoying and arrogant so we're gonna cover it again. This time with video, because it's easier to see how much she looks like the puppet... read more

Stephanie Seymour and her son = not weird bc hes gay

Stephanie Seymour got a lot of attention last month when she was frolicking on the beach with her 17-year-old son, Peter Brant II, as if they were secret lovers, but he says there was nothing weird about any of it. "My mother and I are very close as she is with all her... read more

Cameron Diaz at the Green Hornet premiere

Seth Rogen stars as the Green Hornet in the new movie of the same name, but I'm the one who's really green today. Green with envy that is, because he got to be so close to the lovely Cameron Diaz. She's not as pretty now as she was before she had to kill Mace Windu, but... read more

Charlie Sheen had an orgy with Bree Olson

When we last saw Charlie Sheen, who is the star of a CBS sitcom about raising a child, he was in Colorado threatening to murder his wife. Wait, no, my bad, he was in New York City kidnapping prostitutes. But this weekend he was in Las Vegas for the Oscars of Porn, the... read more