wtf American Idol

By brendon January 27, 2011 @ 4:08 PM

American Idol had its third episode of the new season, and it actually did a pretty good job at holding on to last weeks ratings, but the real story was the show producers closing on a guy named Chris Medina. And here’s why they did…

Contestant Chris Medina has been with his fiancée for eight years, almost three of which they’ve been engaged. In October 2009, two months before their vows, she was in an accident and suffered a traumatic brain injury that left her in a coma for a month-and-a-half. Medina and her mother are now her caregivers. “What kind of guy would I be if I walked out when she needed me the most?” he said, after footage of him helping her walk down stairs and getting her comfortable in her wheelchair played.
His fiancée was among those he brought with him to the audition.

Jesus Christ! Seriously? This is so cold and scheming and manipulative, I’d really like to know where the producers were two years ago. They might be the ones who did it.

Mandy Moore might be sick, looks great

By brendon January 27, 2011 @ 2:44 PM

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Mandy Moore was in London last week, and since English food is basically unregulated poison, she got sick, reportedly after eating fish that wasn’t properly prepared.

Regardless of it’s that true or not, now she looks great, she’s nice and thin. The so-called “doctors” say that diet and exercise is the best way to keep a healthy, sexy body, but maybe we shouldn’t be completely overlooking poison.

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Kendra has another sex tape, and its with a girl this time

By brendon January 27, 2011 @ 12:50 PM

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After months of poorly done denials and transparent hand-wringing, Kendra Wilkinson released a sex tape last year, made when she was 18 with an ex boyfriend, long before she met Hugh Hefner and became famous.

The tape was disappointing because it was basically two white trash dorks who didn’t know how to have sex yet fumbling around on top of each other. How white trash? They fucked on a bed with a black headboard and a blanket with a panther on it (pic is SFW). Top that.

OK, so that one didn’t really work. So let’s try this again, and this time, with more girls kissing.

“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends.
“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”
Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what’s on the tape.

“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off. But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.
“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”

Hopefully she’ll look better in this one though I doubt it. Kendra is cute and all but she needs makeup, and for some reason she didn’t wear any in the first one. Was she going for an Oscar, like Charlize Theron in Monster?

afternoon headlines

By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 8:40 PM

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KATIE COURIC – says that Muslims in America want their own TV show. Does security footage from airports count? (popeater)

LADY GAGA – is creating a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Uhh, I already have both those things. If I wanted to mix them together and rub them on my pulse points, I would. But I don’t. (fashionista)

FOLLOW ME – on twitter. Or dont, whatever man, it’s your life. (twitter)

JESSICA ALBA – looked even better at that Gucci party in Paris after she took her coat off. So, less clothes = hotter. Hint hint ladies. (getty)

Cheryl Burke was molested

By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 5:30 PM

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Cheryl Burke of Dancing With The Stars has a new biography out (finally!) and because a book about dancing would be boring, she spices things up by talking about being abused by ex boyfriends (2 of them) and the mailman who was stuffing her box in more ways than one. People says…

Burke’s abuser was a retired mailman who was trusted and well liked in Burke’s Bay Area community. He would sometimes pick Burke up from school and do odd jobs around her home. The assaults began when she was 5.
After he was accused of targeting other children, Burke acknowledged her own abuse. But, still reeling from her parents’ split when she was a baby, she was wracked with confusion.
“I felt guilty for wanting his love and affection,” she says, calling testifying against him “the hardest thing I’ve ever done … I saw his face and lawyers were asking me these questions and I was like, ‘What am I doing? Did he even do anything wrong?’ ”

Uh, well let’s hope so since you sent him to jail for 20 years.

Lindsay Lohan might be in trouble again, is kind of fat

By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 1:30 PM

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Lindsay Lohan walked around Malibu yesterday without a care in the world, which is weird considering how thick her legs look in those shorts, but also because prosecutors are now meeting with Dawn Holland, the woman she assaulted at the Betty Ford Clinic and then bribed into changing her story.

Radar says…

Owen Mcintosh, the new lawyer for Dawn Holland, told Radar, “As far as I know the Riverside District Attorney’s investigation is still on-going. They briefly spoke with my client last week but we have not heard anything more from them relating to any charges them may or may not be pursuing.”

Christ what is there to even investigate? Lindsay bribed this woman to change her story and lie to police. And she did while on probation. That’s illegal, right? So go arrest her. This is serious, this isn’t some legitimate gray area where both sides can make valid points, like in a rape.

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morning headlines

By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 11:33 AM

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SKINS – has now lost so many sponsors (Taco Bell, Wrigley, Subway, Foot Locker, L’Oreal and Shick) due to its subject matter, it’s now in danger of being canceled. Can’t they just get new sponsors? Sponsors who aren’t so uptight? Like tequila, or the morning after pill. Or a tequila with the morning after pill in it. (fox)

PENELOPE CRUZ AND JAVIER BARDEM – are now the parents of a baby boy, with Penelope giving birth the same day Javier was nominated for an Academy Award as Best Actor. Because of course she couldn’t let him be the center of attention for even 5 minutes. Selfish cunt. (huff post)

JESSE JAMES – is the subject of two more Nazi related pictures (as he was about a year ago), though these aren’t as bad. Or as good, depending on how you feel about Nazis. (us)

JOE MANGANIELLO – of True Blood is a leading candidate to play Superman in the reboot from producer Christopher Nolan and director Zach Snyder, and I’m sorry but no one named Joe Manganiello should be playing Superman. Or is part of the re-imagining to have a Superman who wears bronzer and “ice” in his ear, and instead of flying he drives a Mitsubishi Eclipse around. “Hey, hello, excuse me. I’m bein friggin Superman over here huh, so how about you show a little friggin respect.” (la times)

JAMIE CHUNG – stars in the upcoming Sucker Punch, and now she’s on the cover of Complex. I’ve said this a million times but Asian girls are just better than regular girls, in every way, at everything. And Jamie is a good example. If we ever had sex I would absolutely try to get her pregnant so she could never leave me. (complex)

Jessica Alba knows how to dress

By brendon January 26, 2011 @ 9:40 AM

Jessica Alba Out And About In Paris (USA AND OZ ONLY)

Jessica Alba is in Paris today for fashion week, and yesterday she went to a party for Gucci in this skirt that showed of her fantastic legs. Do French guys still wear those big Three Musketeer hats? And do they take them off when a pretty lady walks up and wave them down and bow? I assume they do. Hey. French guys. Could you be any gayer.