Emma Watson is a good classmate

Emma Watson is back in Rhode Island to begin her second year at Brown, and though her dykey hair cut is repulsive (it's Daniel Tosh with tits), I would still have sex with her because she's Hermione. How can you not bang Hermione? If we were in class together, I'd be all... read more

Tuesday night headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - has added Josh Holloway from 'Lost' to the cast as a member of Tom Cruises team. His characters specialty is on missions where being really really handsome helps in some way. (hollywood reporter) BRAD PITT - was always thought to be the only... read more

Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab. For the 6th time.

Officially Lindsay Lohan has been in 4 different drug rehabs (she checked into Wonderland on 1.17.07, Promises on 3.28.07, Cirque Lodge on 8.6.07, and UCLA on 8.2.10) but it's 5 if you count when she entered Pickford Lots on 6.15.10, just before appearing before a judge... read more

You would cry too if you had to see Knight and Day

Like a dark ominous cloud over the sea rolling in the from the west, 'Knight and Day' had it's Japanese premiere in Tokyo earlier today. Tom Cruise scared some little kids ("Why his crothes so tight? No I no want see, he rook rike pervert!!") but thanks to things like... read more

Gordon Ramsay has killed another chef

NOTE: first of all, this story is about suicide, which is obviously a very serious subject matter, but I don't want you to be sad. Because I'm fine. I'm doin' great. Struttin around like the cats pajamas, you might even say if you were my grandfather. Also: I have no... read more

Katherine Heigl has still got it

It was incredibly admirable when Katherine Heigl pledged $1,000,000 to various animal charities around LA last week, and it really made me reconsider her awful reputation, but that was over 4 days ago, and you know what she's done since? Nothin. A big fat nothin. And... read more

Lindsay Lohan wants $10,000 for a SCRAM picture

This is the first time Lindsay Lohan has worn a SCRAM bracelet for the third time, so obviously pictures of this amazing event will cost a pretty penny. You only do something for the third time once. There's no going back. And that sly boots Lindsay knows this all too... read more

Kim Kardashian won the dress wearing contest

Yikes. Pacific Coast says the dress Kim Kardashian wore this weekend is the same dress Khloe wore Wednesday night. Um... wow. They allegedly have both the same parents, but that seems impossible to believe. This is like that scene where they dressed up ET in Gerties... read more

Lindsay Lohan is really nice now, not a drunk whore

Instead of spending the weekend in jail where she belongs, Lindsay Lohan was free to do whatever she wanted. It was almost as if she never got caught doing coke while on probation. But she still has her hearing coming up, so last night she pretended to care about the... read more

Katy Perry is a really good actress

Katy Perry was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend, and she was in a sketch about who the hell knows (video under the cut). If their plan was to create the worlds most popular .gif, mission accomplished. read more

Hayden Panettiere loves Oktoberfest, push-up bras

These pictures show either: A. Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend, heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko, in Munich this weekend for Oktoberfest. B. Once upon time there was a beautiful maiden who lived in a poor provincial town, and her kindly old father got... read more

damn you Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian went to Nobu over the weekend with her giant sister Khloe (image not available) and some friends. In other words, no boyfriend. When she was dating Reggie Bush of the Saints, he won the Superbowl. Then they ended it and last week he broke his leg. After... read more