i think he might be upset

Movie sets are a magical place. Most of the crew is made up of union lifers in cut off sweatpants rubbing their nuts as they stand 10 feet away from a love scene, and most of the cast got hired based on a series of blowjobs. Or they're big stars, like Christian Bale. He... read more

lindsay lindsay lindsay!

I guess Fox News has turned into some kind of Lindsay Lohan fan site because it seems they have a story on her every single day. Today they have three little updates. They start with mentioning that she threw a little hissy fit when Delta couldn't get her a first class... read more

the island of misfit whores

What in the hell is going on at Playboy? They had their SuperBowl party yesterday, and there was literally not one painted girl that I would have sex with. Not one. And you need to know that I dated a fat girl the summer when I was 12 only because her parents had a pool,... read more

the american idol top 36 are...

138 contestants made it to the second round on Season 8 of American Idol and this week they begin the series of cuts to widdle that number down to the top 36. But why wait for all that widdling when you can know the top 36 right now, because AI nemesis VoteForTheWorst has... read more

michael phelps is so screwed

Aren’t we kind of beyond the point where smoking weed is shocking? Especially for an athlete, damn sure especially for a swimmer. Anytime you’re in a sport where there are girls on the team, those people are gonna know how to party. The entire sport is just a thinly... read more

faith hill at the superbowl

Faith Hill sang "America the Beautiful" before the Super Bowl last night and the big question on everyone’s mind is who gave a better performance, her or Jennifer Hudson. I gave the edge to Hill but you have to keep in mind that I'm incredibly racist.(note - faith and... read more

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jennifer hudson at the superbowl

Jennifer Hudson gave her first public performance since her mom, brother and 7-year-old nephew were murdered last October when she sang “The Star-Spangled Banner" at the Super Bowl last night. People are going all apeshit over it but I thought it was a little screechy.... read more

somethin for tha ladies...

Orlando Bloom was caught on the set of "Sympathy for Delicious" today with some big fake tattoos and snug leather pants. He’s a wispy little fella, isn’t he. I wonder if he still dates that hot model chick. Because I wouldn’t mind following this dude. Her vagina is gonna... read more

"so what do you guys think of me?"

Kim Kardashain doesn’t actually do anything, and when you don’t do anything you get into surprisingly few controversies, so Kim has to interject herself into other peoples drama. Such as Jessica Simpson getting fat. On her blog, Kim writes...I was doing Super Bowl... read more

michael lohan needs your help

Michael Lohan has done what any father would do when he thinks his daughter is in trouble, namely written a blog about it to question his ex wife and call his daughter’s girlfriend a dyke. Problem Solved!While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than... read more

shes killing jessica alba!

First the Vietnam War, then 9/11, now this. Thankfully Jessica Alba made it out of this nail salon alive, but who knows what sexy star the Viet Cong will try to take out next. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU BASTARDS!(picture source = pacific coast)[gallery... read more

ali lohan is a sexy model

Dina Lohan should be put down immediately for her the way she’s fucked up her kids, specifically today for the way her 15-year-old daughter is posing for pictures like some tarted up whore. You don’t see kids on the street with this much makeup on unless you’re in... read more

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