James Franco says the Oscars weren’t his fault

By brendon July 12, 2011 @ 1:47 PM

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It’s been about 5 months since James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosted what was quickly labeled as the worst Oscar telecast ever, and though he’s mentioned it here and there, he’s never really gone into detail about how everything went so astoundingly wrong.

Suffice to say, the point of this post is not to say that he’s still not going into detail. Actually it’s the opposite of that. In the new issue of Playboy, he goes on and on and on about it. Okay, James Franco, Jesus Christ, we get it.

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Helena Christensen is still pretty hot

By brendon July 12, 2011 @ 12:32 PM

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Helena Cristensen was part of the wave of models who helped invent the term “supermodel”, and even though she’s 42 now, she’s in Aosta, Italy, today in a bikini and her body still looks terrific. I almost said she looks better than most models half her age, but then I remembered that I really want to bang most models half her age, so I don’t want to burn any bridges.

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‘Dark Knight Rises’ has a poster and a trailer

By brendon July 12, 2011 @ 10:54 AM

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Warner Brothers will use it’s biggest franchise ever to kick off two of its other premiere titles when it runs the first trailers for both ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ and ‘Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows’ in front of ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ when it opens this Friday. And not only that but Warners has released the first poster for the Batman sequel as well (full size copy here). I guess it shows Gotham crumbling because of something the bad guys did. But I don’t feel sorry for them because when they built their buildings into the shape of a bat, they had to know that would be bad luck.

Mel Gibson has a gay brother

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 5:29 PM

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Long before Mel Gibson gave his opinions about the “fucking Jews” (they’re responsible for all the wars), blowjobs (he deserves them), “wetbacks” (he employs them), “niggers” (they move in packs and rape scantily dressed ladies), and whether or not his girlfriend needed “a bat in the side of the head” (yes), he was famous for a 1992 interview where he was asked about homosexuality.

It was everything you would expect from a Mel Gibson interview about gay people. In other words he pointed to his ass and said, “This is only for taking a shit”, then sarcastically asked if he looked or sounded gay, or if he “moved like them.”

“C’est la vie,” says his newly revealed gay brother, who did an interview with the Australian Sunday Times yesterday.

Andrew Gibson, 43, has finally broken his self-imposed silence after watching his sibling’s reputation get torn to shreds in the wake of allegations by his ex-partner Oksana Grigorieva and his impending divorce from wife of 28 years, Robyn.
Defending the embattled actor, Mr Gibson said the entire Gibson clan refused to believe alleged taped conversations of Mel, 55, using abusive, homophobic and racist language are really of him.
“When I heard them I just thought, ‘That isn’t Mel’. He has never said anything abusive, aggressive or racist in his life.”

Andrew also says Mel was supportive, mostly, when he revealed that he was gay.

“I was at a family dinner at Aria restaurant when I told Mel. He just said, ‘It’s not my choice, but I love you and you’re my brother’.”

In other Mel Gibson news, Radar says he and his gold medallion almost fell down after throwing a little hissy fit in Malibu Saturday night before driving away in his Smart car (full size of the headline pic here). So if it’s not too late, I’d like to answer his question when he asked if he ever looked or moved like a foppish gay stereotype.

Kate Upton makes the All-Star game fascinating

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 4:21 PM

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If there’s one thing Major League Baseball is great at, it’s dragging things on forever, so the All Star Game is now a 4 day event, including the celebrity softball game that was held yesterday. I’m assuming Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton was the MVP, based mostly on her kick-ass tiny shorts.

Granted she looked like a girly spaz when she tired to play, but so did Joe Jonas (who almost filled out his uniform as well as 64-year-old Rollie Fingers). He either missed this pitch or uppercut it so bad it hasn’t landed yet. In his defense, slow-pitch softball is practically impossible. Maybe next year they could get a kick ball and put it on a tee for him.

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Hilary Duff is in a bikini

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 3:35 PM

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Hilary Duff was in Italy this weekend with her hockey player husband who’s name I can’t remember and didn’t bother to write down, because who cares what his name is. I would say, “He could drop dead for all I care”, but after seeing what Hilary looks like in a bikini now, I do care if he drops dead, and I’m enthusiastically for it.

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Mila Kunis is awesome

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 1:22 PM

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Mila Kunis and Lindsay Lohan are about the same age (27 and 25), and both started to become famous in 1998 (Lindsay with ‘The Parent Trap’ and Mila with ‘That 70’s Show’), but while there have been 885 posts on here about Lindsay, there have only been 8 about Mila. And that’s because Mila isn’t a drunken white trash retard. She doesn’t routinely get arrested or flash her tits in public, meaning there’s nothing for me to post about. She’s actually a nice, normal person.

Case in point: last Thursday, Sgt. Scott Moore of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, posted a video on youtube to ask Mila on a date. Specifically, to the Marine Corps Ball on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina. Over the weekend, Fox talked to Mila and Justin Timberlake about their movie ‘Friends With Benefits’, and they asked her about Moores video. This was apparently the first she had heard of it. And then…

…the clearly flattered actress agreed.
“I’ll go, I’ll do it for you,” she said, turning to Timberlake. “Are you going to come?”
“They don’t want me! They want you,” Timberlake responded. “You need to do it for your country.”
Kunis nodded.
“I’ll do it,” she confirmed.

This isn’t to say that Lindsay wouldn’t have done the same thing. “Afghanistan, eh,” Lindsay would no doubt think as she rubbed her chin. “If I blow this soldier guy, I bet he can score me some sweet-ass opium.”

Jessica Simpson had a birthday

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 11:51 AM

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Jessica Simpsons 31st birthday was yesterday, and she was so excited about the present her fiance bought her with her money that she went on twitter to post a picture and say…

“Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)”

That’s a purse, by the way. If you couldn’t tell. It’s from Hermes. It’s called a Birkin, and you couldn’t get a girl any wetter unless it was filled with sleeping puppies. They’re basically legal rohypnol. They start at around $8,000 but can easily reach $150,000. They come in 4 sizes (20, 30, 35 and 40 centimeter), and are usually made of either leather, ostrich, crocodile, or lizard skin. Victoria Beckham has spent around $2.3 million on them.

Jessicas looks like a 40cm leather bag, so it probably cost around $15,000. She’s actually really well known for her extensive and extra fancy bag collection (though she usually carries Louis Vuitton), so she’s either acting so happy to be polite or because this is actually a Birkin shaped cake.