chris brown is ready to deal

Over the weekend, TMZ reported that Chris Brown was interested in taking a plea in his case for beating the shit out of Rihanna, but he will only agree to a misdemeanor that brings no jail time. Because jail is scary, and filled with mean people. People who may punch you... read more

these are better like this

Shenae Grimes of 90210 has a lot to learn about being famous. She should know better than to go to the beach with a not-famous friend who has a hotter body. It’s the number one rule. Which sucks for me, because it means there’s only three, maybe four people on earth I can... read more

i guess she showed us

Much has been made about how much weight Jessica Simpson has gained lately, but it seems that was all a big misunderstanding because last night in Florida she wore a pair of shorts that were vaguely similar to shorts she wore when she made that Dukes of Hazzard movie. So... read more

nicollette missed a spot

"Desperate Housewives" star Nicolette Sheridan hit up Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night, and apparently was too rushed getting out the door to pack everything where it belongs. She’s apparently … um … hm. Let’s just say if you were going down on her, you’d have to part... read more

too soon?

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jordan is an angel from heaven

Brit reality TV star Katie Price packed up her 32G breasts to hit up the Ivy in Beverly Hills yesterday with her husband, singer Peter Andre, and her “specially-abled” kid Harvey. And either this photographer is 19 feet tall or half the time he just blatantly lifted his... read more

could you cover that please, ma'am

Pamela Anderson walked down the runway at Paris Fashion Week with a ghost from the Titanic earlier today, when, um, this happened. Honestly ... what in the hell is going on here? Her nipple looks like a comet, racing across her breast.[gallery id="10038"] read more

madonna is really cool and hip

Madonna reportedly reached an agreement during the Oscar parties to design a line of T-shirts and bodices for Ed Hardy, and all I can say is, Wow. They are gonna make sooo much money. If there’s one thing I know about fashion, it’s that nothing ever changes. That Ed Hardy... read more

clothes r srs bizns

Posh was working one of her hot little outfits to catch a flight from LA to Milan yesterday (she wore a similar but different coat the day before) and this brings back good memories because boys have these insane fantasies when they’re like 12 or 13, about stuff like the... read more

miss universe is here to help

I’m sure some horrific new Chris Brown details will come out soon enough, but until then, look, tits. Because Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela, is at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas this week. I don’t know who is in charge of Venezuela, but they should... read more

everyone should do this

It’s long and at times it's hard to even believe what you're seeing (much like my dong) but everyone should go over here and read the full case notes filed by the LAPD detailing the fight between Chris Brown and Rihanna. The only way you’ll read anything worse today is if... read more

jenna morasca joins tna impact

I’m sure everyone reading this has already been over to the wrestling websites today, but for the one or two that haven’t, Entertainment Weekly is reporting that "Survivor: Amazon" winner Jenna Morasca, who posed for Playboy in 2003 with fellow contestant Heidi Strobel... read more