God Jennifer Aniston sucks

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of this months Ellle magazine, and you may find this hard to believe, but during the interview she brings up her love life and lays out why you should feel sorry for her, then says she doesn't want anyone to feel sorry for her. I don't... read more

Hambone hambone hambone, yeah!

If Nick Cannon and NAS wanted this to be a really good PSA, they probably shouldn't have made the racist song so incredibly catchy. It's one of the best beats I've heard all summer. "Eat dat watermelon, eat dat watermelon, eat dat watermelon - SHO IS GOOD!" No, don't... read more

Afternoon Headlines

JESSICA BIEL - made her stage debut this weekend in the musical "Guys and Dolls". That's her above singing "If I Were A Bell". But her run was just for three nights. I hope she does more performances next week. Because while she was doing that, I could break into her... read more

Jessica Simpson is drunk, awesome

Jessica Simpson got lit Saturday night at Katsuya in LA, and even had to be helped to the car by her sister Ashlee. She's back to being super super hot now, but might have been drinking because Tony Romo broke up with her two weeks ago. She should be proud of him. I... read more

Mr. and Mrs. Jackass

People magazine says that "Mark Wahlberg has finally made it official", and then they add "!". But even if they hadn't I would have been excited. He's such a cool guy. The real Vinnie Chase. And now he's married to this beautiful lady. I hope I don't cry. Wahlberg and... read more

Debbie Rowe just made 4M

Yesterday when Debbie Rowe agreed to give up custody of the two kids she had with Michael Jackson, lawyers for her and the Jackson family insisted the agreement was not about money, only what would be best for the kids. It felt good to see everyone put greed aside and do... read more

Everyone loves Gwyneth Paltrow

You and Gwyneth Paltrow probably agree that Gwyneth Paltrow is an amazing woman, but now "corporate America" is on the bandwagon too, and they're tripping all over themselves to get featured on GOOP, the website that all America is buzzing about. Gwyneth laid down some... read more

Clooneys new woman is cool

It turns out Chad is an even better reporter than the Sun UK, even with their limitless resources, because yesterday he emailed me all these topless modeling pictures of George Clooneys new Italian actress girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis. Then this morning the Sun... read more

Katherine Heigl is delightful

Katherine Heigl added to her spoiled brat legacy this week when she went on Letterman and complained about a 17-hour work day on "Greys Anatomy". Keep in mind that just means she was there for 17 hours. She wasn't building sets or writing the script. Mostly she was... read more

Simon Cowell is pretty cool

Simon Cowell seems pretty smug for a guy who went on TV dressed as a blue dog in a cape and then gave musical dog puns for every answer in this interview. And he doesn't even care enough to make his voice sound like Scooby Doo or Russian or something. He just talks... read more

They're all whores

Someone told me last month that Reggie Bush was sleeping with a receptionist at East Jefferson Hospital in New Orleans, but when Us magazine broke the story last week about his break-up with Kim Kardashian, they said... "Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple... read more

These kids are so screwed

Michael Jackson died 36 days ago, and there's still no plan to, you know, bury him, but the family has had more important things to do. Like deciding who raises the kids. In other words, who gets the money. Well today a deal was struck, and the winner is… The kids will... read more