Christina Aguilera’s New Song Is About How Great She Looks (VIDEO)

August 30, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

I’m not really into Christina Aguilera‘s music, so when I started watching her new video for the song, “Let There Be Love,” I muted it. I also don’t really care about inspirational messages or making the world a better... READ MORE

Simon Cowell Stepped Out With His Baby Mama

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Media mogul Simon Cowell and the ass-grabbing woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, hit the town last night for a little dinner at an Italian restaurant, and they sure look happy, don’t they? In fact, I can’t tell who... READ MORE

Tricia Helfer Shows Off Her Tits for Riddick

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s probably nothing you can do to make Riddick a watchable movie. But, if you were going to try something, bringing the chick from Battlestar Galactica around to show off her tits isn’t a bad idea. I’m surprised they... READ MORE

Kanye Buys An Armored SUV So Nobody Can Touch Him

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the way the Kardashians are laying waste to the former shells of Lamar Odom and Kris Humphreys and Reggie Bush and Ray J before even him, I don’t blame Kanye for digging deep into his pockets for a... READ MORE

Lauren Silverman Gropes Simon Cowell

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Looking at these two lovebirds, you’d hardly know that just a few weeks ago they were announcing to Lauren’s husband that she was pregnant with his good friends baby and they were taking off and how much cash to... READ MORE

Painting Of Putin In Panties Seized In Moscow

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A painting portraying Russian president and all around manly man Vladimir Putin brushing prime minister Dmitry Medvedev’s hair while dressed in drag has been seized by Moscow police. The painting did not go over well in the increasingly restrictive... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Helps Justin Bieber Service Lil Twist

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is all about his craft. And being just the best friend ever. So when his rapping bestie Lil Twist decided he needed to share his magic  with the world too, Justin agreed to be featured on his... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Turns 19 Today

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The bipolar Chinese woman who kidnapped me from my home and raised me as her own didn’t believe in making a big deal out of anniversaries, so I know what it’s like to be shafted come birthday time. Courtney... READ MORE

David Schwimmer Dissed With Anti-“Friends” Grafitti

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ross is not making any friends in the East Village where his irrate neighbors like to leave nasty grafitti for him. The latest note says, “Ross is not cool” and has an arrow pointing at his house. It isn’t... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham To Play a Hooker on Days of Our Lives (VIDEO)

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Soap operas are basically porn for middle-aged women who own multiple cats. So no real surprise that ass-to-mouth Teen Mom is transitioning into the afternoon trashy fare for her next gig. She’s going to play a hooker on Days... READ MORE