as expected, Mariah Carey gave her kids dumb names

Mariah Carey gave birth to twins over the weekend, but so far she and her husband Nick Cannon have been real coy about revealing their names. Until now. I don't know about you, but I'm on pins and needles. CNN says... Their son is named Moroccan Scott Cannon. Scott is... read more

oh my god

Kelly Brook is in a bikini on the June cover of the UK edition of Esquire, which goes on sale tomorrow, and that's more noteworthy than usual because in March she announced that she's pregnant. The good news is she did this shoot before she began to show, and the even... read more

Jennifer Love Chew It is single

Gosh, well there's a sentence I never thought I'd see again. After nearly a year together, Jennifer Love Hewitt has parted ways with beau Alex Beh, her rep confirms to Us Weekly. Back in February, all was well. "He buys me flowers every day," she said. "Ever since we... read more

Tuesday headlines, with Miley Cyrus vs. Elaine Benes

MILEY CYRUS - showed what a good dancer she is in concert, but how does she compare to Elaine Benes? The answer is clear: Miley Cyrus is the finest dancer of our generation. (youtube) TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE - created 'South Park' of course, and if you don't know... read more

Lindsay Lohan may or may not avoid all jail time

The bad news is that TMZ says Lindsay Lohan might not spend one day in jail, despite the fact that a judge sentenced her to 120 days for violating her probation. The good news is they base this on something that isn't even remotely true. ...for non-violent, misdemeanor... read more

bin Laden is photogenic

On Thursday, Time magazine will run a cover showing Osama bin Laden stamped with a red X, because yesterday SEAL Team 6 kicked in the door of his bedroom and shot him in his fucking face. It's similar to the covers announcing the death of Adolf Hitler in 1945, Saddam... read more

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is reportedly hot, naked

This is embarrassing but clearly I was wrong in thinking that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually kind of goofy looking because she's number 1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100, and sorta naked on the cover. And obviously Maxim knows what they're doing because number 4 on the... read more

Miley Cyrus covered Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

This video of Miley Cyrus and her nasally voice doing a cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" during a concert in Ecuador last week could be worse, but only if that girl from the Ring crawled out of your screen and started stabbing you. read more

Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan

Whenever Lindsay Lohan gets in trouble, which is a lot, she always makes a big fake effort before her sentencing to pretend like she's changed. Like when she checked into this sober living house or went to this homeless shelter. It's only to impress the judge, and after... read more

Sean Penn still hates America

It's awesome timing that, just about 24 hours before thousands of strangers all over America spontaneously wrapped themselves in the flag and gathered in the streets, Sean Penn was once again reminding everyone what a spoiled, self-important douche he is. The New York... read more

Teri Hatcher might be using botox

Teri Hatcher organized a "Red Carpet Yard Sale" for St. Jude Children's Hospital over the weekend, and when asked what her goal was, she cocked her head back like C3PO and spoke out of the middle of her lips since that's the only part of her face not frozen into stone by... read more

Scarlett Johansson has new red hair, old grey boyfriend

Scarlett Johansson showed off her new red hair Saturday night at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington DC. After that she and her boyfriend Sean Penn went to a party at the home of the French Ambassador, who spent the rest of the night dropping hints that... read more

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