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Paris Hilton is an idiot

Paris Hilton has confessed that she believed in Santa Claus until she was 17 years old. She said she always treasured the Christmas holidays, until somebody shattered her childhood illusions by telling her there is no such thing as Santa. "A mean person told me it wasn't true," she really, really did say. Ever the survivor, she still celebrates Christmas. At least the part where you give her stuff, and this year items...read more

Britney Spears is a great mom

The New York Daily News said Sunday that Britney Spears has "blossomed into a mother whose dedication has impressed her critics", including respected pediatric experts like In Touch magazine and Us Weekly. "She is no longer the wild child we saw before she gave birth" said an editor at Us Weekly magazine. "It's like she has always wanted to be a mom, and she found the role that she was born to play." "She has...read more

News from all over

Usher is in love: RnB superstar Usher is said to be so smitten with Rachel McAdams after seeing her in the Notebook, he is saying he would love to work with her, and even has a project in mind. "She has such great energy on camera, it's ridiculous - it just pops off the screen. I'd love to do a period piece with her." I'm not positive Usher has really thought this all the way through. A period piece about an...read more

April Scott in Maxim

Just to be clear, I don't actually have the pictures of April Scott in the new Maxim. Despite my deceptive headline. She has them on her website, so you should go there to see them, since there's no reason in the world to ever buy a copy of Maxim. Which is weird cause Maxim used to be unbelievably great. Now it's just painfully unfunny hippie rambling where half the articles are about the goofball fatass writers....read more

Kim Smith is filler

Just a quick note to everyone reading this outside of the United Sates: first of all, my condolences. Iread more

Bootleg trailer for Dead Mans Chest

For whatever reason, the trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest is still being kept under wraps. Which is weird cause word is that Disney finished it almost a month ago. But this bootleg copy showed up yesterday on a Russian web site for about 10 seconds until it was ripped down because of a reason that was written in Russian. The color is pretty washed out and the sound is ungreat, but it's still worth...read more

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Nick and Jessica are officially done

This is the first I've heard of any trouble in the marriage of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, but late last night an official announcement was made and the two are separating. "After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways. This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other. We hope that you respect our...read more

Celebrities ruin stuff

Jessica Alba, Elijah Wood, Wilmer Valderrama, Mark Ruffalo, Nicole Richie and DJ AM have all designed custom versions of a Sony VAIO laptop to be auctioned off for charity on eBay. Wait, did I say "designed". I meant to say "ruined". And "dramatically lowered the value of". A drifter with hook-hands could have done better than this, certainly better than Wilmer. No one used glitter or macaroni, and none of these...read more

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Jared Leto is a whore: Page Six says that Lindsay Lohan's "boyfriend" Jared Leto kept himself busy while she was working the AMA's for the past few days, by hanging out in Vegas and banging some random blonde chick at the Hard Rock. In Jared's defense, the girl was alive, thus fulfilling all of his requirements in a sexual partner. Michael Jackson is an anti-Semite: Michael Jackson can be heard making anti-Semitic...read more

Kirsten Dunst is predictable

Sexy reader Shpresa was nice enough to send in this scan from Wizard magazine with a quote from Kirsten Dunst about the future of her character in Spiderman 3. Hey, Kirsten, Bitch McSterotype called, she said she thinks you're awesome. "I don't think they should kill Mary Jane off. That would be pretty typical if they killed the girl at the end. Why doesn't the superhero ever die? That would be so and and beautiful....read more

Mariah and Delta at the AMA's

Man, can you believe Mariah Carey wore a dress with a slit up the leg to the AMA's! Oh, I know, I couldn't either! I knew she had worn some version of that exact same dress at every public appearance for 10 years now, but I never thought she'd do it at the AMA's! So shocking! So sexy! This is yet another reason why the AMA's suck. No one even cares enough to dress real trampy. Even girls who do shows like this for the...read more

Lindsay and Hilary at the AMA's

Some pictures here of Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff performing last night at the American Music Awards, where the big winner was everyone who didn't sit through Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff performing at the American Music Awards. Is this really the best they could do. A couple of chicks from Disney. They didn't have to put GWAR on stage, but they could at least get someone who's a full time musician. You could stay...read more

Jordan Bratman is packin

It's easy to see why a dynamite lady like Christina Aguilera would be attracted to a man like Jordan Bratman. But it seems there may also be a reason we can't see. A penis shaped reason. Says the Daily News: "Jordan Bratman made it clear at their Napa Valley wedding last weekend that he was more than qualified to satisfy the bride. Guests nearly choked on their sushi when Bratman raised his glass and thanked his...read more

Mischa Barton is in Maui

Mischa Barton is a big star, so she should probably be dating someone a little less rat like. Who doesnread more

Dont take a shower with Ricky Martin

In this months Blender magazine, the Last Page interview is with Ricky Martin. For some reason. The talk quickly turns to sex where Ricky volunteers this terrifying image: "I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." Weird gets weirder because the questions was, "Describe the last porn movie you...read more