KATE MOSS IS PREDICTABLE

By brendon August 05, 2008 @ 6:31 AM

Kate Moss is in Spain this week with her mom and daughter, and, brace yourself, she sorta got naked.  Oh I know.  I couldn’t believe it either.  I’ve seen this chick’s naked body more than my own at this point, and I'm naked right now.  This is the most shocking news I’ve heard since a stranger at Target told me he also enjoyed that brand of potato chip.  I don’t know if my heart can take many more surprises.

(picture source = splash news)



NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

By brendon August 05, 2008 @ 5:30 AM

Aubrey O'Day and Lydia Hearst probably aren’t really gay, but it turns out I don’t care.  I don’t care why girls are kissing, just that they do it.  A lot.  In front of me.  I don’t care if they’re doing it for attention or because it’s natural.  "Natural" sucks anyway.  Rattlesnakes and tornadoes are natural too, look how bad they suck.  Aubrey O'Day and I agree, fuck you nature.

(picture source = splash news



BEING LEO DICAPRIO LOOKS FUN

By brendon August 04, 2008 @ 11:51 AM

Being the best actor in a decade has its advantages.  Hot Israeli ass, for example.  Here we see Leonardo DiCaprio on vacation in Ibiza with supermodel and sometimes girlfriend Bar Refaeli (more of her bikini stuff here).  I don't care how much you hate the Jews, even Hitler would jack-off to this chick.

note – a bunch of people have written in to say thats not Bar, and to be honest i don't think it is either, but splash says it is.  screencap of their page here.  

(picture source = splash news)



MORGAN FREEMAN WAS IN A CAR CRASH

By brendon August 04, 2008 @ 8:55 AM

It has just been reported that Morgan Freeman, 71, has been injured in a serious car accident in Mississippi.  Freeman was responsive at the scene but his true condition is unknown.  He was airlifted to a hospital in Memphis, TN.  Early reports say that alcohol is not thought to have been a factor in the crash.  You can read the updates on TMZ.  I will not be responsible for all those tears.

OF COURSE GEORGE CLOONEY SHOWED UP

By brendon August 04, 2008 @ 5:56 AM

Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber were relaxing in France on some yacht bigger than the high school I went to, when George Clooney somehow showed up.  Reportedly it was all part of some vacation lunch date they set up, but who knows.  In a related story, did you know you can just rinse off hot dogs that you find in the couch.  Makes 'em good as new.  The skin acts like a shield against dirt. 

(picture source = bauer griffin, more of these on less clothes)



NEW HACKED MILEY PICS

By brendon August 04, 2008 @ 5:05 AM

Some people think that's semen on Mileys stomach on the picture above.  But it's not.  It's on your monitor.  Pervert.

(there are still at least 6 pictures out there that have yet to be leaked.  5 of her in the shower, like this one, but from the front, and she has nothing on underneath.  The sixth picture is her in very revealing lingerie.  I’ve heard this from three different independent sources.  No one has sent them to me yet so I don’t know for sure, but that what’s me and the other perverts talk about at the meetings.)



THE TWINS ARE HERE!!!

By brendon August 04, 2008 @ 4:54 AM

People magazine and Hello magazine were the first to reveal Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt to the world last night.  People hits the newsstands today and features an unprecedented 19-page spread with the new wondertwins.  They say:

In an exclusive interview and photos, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie offer PEOPLE an intimate look at their growing family.  "It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time," Jolie tells PEOPLE of daily life at the Château Miraval in Provence, France, where the couple's four older children – Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2 – have been enjoying a summer of outdoor play (hide-and-seek is a favorite) on the château's sprawling grounds.  Adds Pitt: "[It's] still a cuckoo's nest."

These kids are cute and all, but enough already with all the kids.  I bet Brad half hopes some of the adopted ones get kidnapped.  Or maybe they can sell one.  They've only had that Vietnamese one for like a year, how attached can they really be?

CHRISTINA APPLEGATE HAS BREAST CANCER

By brendon August 04, 2008 @ 4:53 AM

Popular actress Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, a rep for the actress announced late Saturday.  She is 36-years-old.  According to People.com:

In full, the spokesperson's statement said:  "Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening.  Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."

I think a funny joke would be, if I was at the breast cancer place, and Christina Applegate came in and said, "I would like to get rid of my breast cancer please", I would say, "breast cancer?  Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island!"  You know, like in that movie.  Then I’d go make a sandwich or something, I don’t know.    I don’t even really work here.