Kingston Rossdale is a pimp

By brendon March 31, 2011 @ 10:23 AM

Kingston Rossdale Flirting With A Girl At A Park

I had already come to terms with the fact that Kingston Rossdale, the 4-year-old son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was gonna get more pussy than me, but I really did think I had more of a head start than this.

Yesterday however, that handsome little bastard was at the park with his dad when some playground slut practically dropped her panties when she saw how high he could swing. He even got her number. The only phone I had when I was 4 was a direct line to winnie the pooh. God I hate this kid.

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Courteney Cox says this is platonic

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 5:25 PM

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Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town costar Josh Hopkins are on a romantic carribean island today, and she’s prancing around on a secluded private beach in a bikini, but to hear them tell it this is the kind of thing all co-workers do. People says…

“The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation,” the rep says.
According to a Cougar Town set source, “Courteney and Josh are great friends. There’s definitely nothing going on there.”

Needless to say this seems unlikely. Most girls are annoying, so why the hell would you ever go on vacation with one if you’re not having sex with her. It combines the thrill of waiting for her to get ready with the joy of excruciating planning, but without all the blowjobs. Yeah that sounds relaxing.

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Milla Jovovich had a slip

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 4:26 PM

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Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn’t wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won’t wreck her career.

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Courteney Cox is still winning the bikini contest

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 4:08 PM

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Courteney Cox is down in St. Barts today, and even though we just saw her in a bikini a few weeks ago, it’s still amazing that she can look this hot at 46. She’s almost twice Lindsay Lohans age but she looks a thousand times better. The only thing I’d fuck Lindsay with is a bar of soap.

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Sofia Vergara is a good spokeperson

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 1:46 PM

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Sofia Vergara and David Beckham (image not available) spent a second day filming a Pepsi commercial on Venice Beach yesterday, and if I were Pepsi I’d fire this director immediately. Then kick him in the nuts and throw his car keys in the ocean. Why even hire her to go to the beach and then hide her tits in that stupid one piece. I’ve been more turned on during commercials for the Rascal.

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Britney Spears was in Jackass 3. Sort of.

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 12:23 PM

Johnny Knoxville was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and revealed that Britney Spears actually filmed a scene for Jackass 3 where she was locked in a porta potty attached to bungee chords.

The bit was okay but it would have been funnier with someone more hatable like Jennifer Aniston. And if it wasn’t a bit. And if they would have used faulty bungee chords that snapped and shot her into outer space.

this is not helping

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 11:02 AM

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Hollywood really needs to stop remaking shit from the 70‘s. First of all, you could walk on any given set at any given time and hear someone say, “hey have you seen my cocaine”, but more importantly there were three channels back then. Just because a show got good ratings doesn’t mean it was good. It just means the other two were worse.

Case in point; Wonder Woman, the NBC remake which began filming last night in Hollywood. It seems hard to believe but the outfit looks even dumber in motion than it did standing still. It’s like you’re being arrested by a professional wrestler, or would be if she could manage to turn a corner without falling down.

Lindsay Lohan has still got it

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 5:50 PM

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Lindsay Lohan, who is 24 by the way, stepped out of her rental house in Venice today and, oh hey look it’s the paparazzi, right on her doorstep (it’s not trespassing if you invited them).

It took a second for her pot-addled mind to process who they were and what was going on, but once it did, she started posing in a showcase of her different modeling looks. There was Playful Lindsay, and Introspective Lindsay, and Seductive Lindsay. After that came Confused Lindsay, then Confused Lindsay, then High and Confused Lindsay, then finally 40-year-old High and Confused Lindsay, though that picture may actually be of her mom Dina.

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