the jeremy london story is the weirdest thing ever

At first this story seems like the idiotic rambling of a former drug addict after a relapse, but Radar says 'Party of Five' star Jeremy London is claiming he was kidnapped, held at gunpoint and forced to get high last week in Palm Springs. "And did the police buy that,... read more

i wish sandler was my friend

A few weeks ago David Spade was in Vegas, three rows back at UFC 114, Rampage vs. Evans, one of the biggest fights in a long time. Four days after that he was right behind the Lakers bench for game 2 of the NBA Finals in LA, so close in fact that Laker coach Phil Jackson... read more

"I'm always traveling for cock."

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Megan Fox doesnt have to scour the countryside to find someone, anyone, to have sex with her. Not only does Cameron Diaz have to do that, but she seems to think it's some badge of honor. The Sun says... "Oh gosh, I can't even... read more

demi lovato in a bikini, pt. 2

Demi Lovato is much cuter than she looks in these bikini pictures from Mexico, but girls are like that. Guys pretty much look the same 100 percent of the time. Girls have these wild swings. Is it because they're black-hearted shape-shifting demons sent here to ruin the... read more

ohai katy perry upskirt picture

Katy Perry gave a quick outdoor concert in New York yesterday as part of a promotion for Volkswagen, and because she was wearing a super short skirt susceptible to pictures like this, she had the good sense to wear underwear. And by that I mean screw you Katy Perry,... read more

demi lovato looks good in a bikini

Demi Lovato is down in Mexico today, and yes she's 17 and yes these pictures show part of her ass. At first it might seem similar to the Miley stuff but there's a huge difference between a girls vagina and her ass. And if you didn't already understand that, I feel really... read more

"...that's some idiot being an idiot."

As you've no doubt heard, disfigured pedophilePerez Hiltonposted an uncensored up-skirt picture of Miley Cyruson Sunday, and although he quickly took it down and never reposted it, he claims it was perfectly okay for him to post it the first time. He also claims that he... read more

jlh loves the way she looks. wait never mind.

The article from People is a perfect microcosm of Jennifer Love Hewitt. It's a looping combination of retardation and denial that only she could manage. Please trust me when I tell you that both these quotes are from the very same 300 word interview. We start here... In... read more

megan fox is engaged again

While in Hawaii two weeks ago, Megan Fox reportedly got engaged to Brian Austin Green (for the second time), but really all this story will do is give the dorks and fatties and keyboard nerds another reason to make fun of her. Us magazine says... Green popped the... read more

chris klein got a DUI (holy shit update)

Radar is reporting that Chris Klein was arrested early this morning, around 3:30am, on suspicion of drunk driving after being stopped on the Hollywood Freeway in Los Angeles. And that's all that's known at this point. Because it's Chris Klein. I doubt the internets top... read more

tuesday headlines

CAMERON DIAZ - is in a bikini in Hawaii. Is she as fug and pale and flat chested as she seems? Let's find out together my friend! (the sun) AL GORE - filed for divorce recently, and now Star says he's been having a two year affair with the ex-wife of Larry David. When... read more

Frankenstein Hilton says hes not stupid

(note - the pictures of Joy Riddle from my facebook aren't relevant in any way but i feel really bad about two posts in a row on this creep, so she's here to make this post tolerable.) Disfigured blogger Perez Hilton has made a video about the Miley Cyrus incident (see... read more

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