I’m not sure what Aubrey O’Day has been up to in the six years since Diddy kicked her out of his fake MTV girl group. Whatever she’s been doing, she seems to be really crushing it. Not just anybody... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan had her lawyers threaten Fox News after they claimed that she did cocaine with her mom Dina Lohan. It all started when Fox News twat witch Michelle Fields discussed Lohan on a show about celebrity drug abuse... READ MORE

You can have all of the money in the world and be the most popular model at just 21 years of age, but even the most coked up adrenaline freaks run out of gas sometimes. Hard-partying, face-making, bisexual love-making,... READ MORE

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Sports Illustrated has been pulling out all of the stops to both promote and celebrate this year’s swimsuit issue, because they consider this 50th anniversary issue to be a huge milestone. Is it a milestone because this magazine has... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf continued the “Dress like an asshole” phase of his so-called artistic campaign of stealing everything from everybody by once again hiking up his hobo pants and slapping on a pair of UGGs for a trip to the... READ MORE

Even though the film about ass spanking couldn’t find an actress with an ass, I’m feeling pretty optimistic about Fifty Shades of Grey. Twenty million suburban housewives simultaneously flicking their beans can’t possibly be wrong. Remember when those same... READ MORE

If completely unsubstantiated news reports are true, and when are they ever not, Britney Spears has bodyguards who are with her around the clock keeping a diary of all her activities down to what she sticks in her mouth... READ MORE

I’m not sure what this girl’s professional occupation is, but every time she pulls her thong out of her ass, I want to write her a check for $250 with a vaguely worded explanation in the memo line. Now... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski has officially made it. Maybe that means we never get to see her tits again, the downside of her success for the rest of us. As I get older, I’ve learned to feel happy for the success... READ MORE