chris brown does not enter a plea

Chris Brown did not enter a plea at his arraignment today, and insteadasked for a continuance until April 6th, presumably to cut a deal with the prosecuter and avoid a trial. TMZ explains seems Brown wants to avoid a trial at all costs because the picture of... read more

has anyone seen rihanna?

It would be a refreshing change of pace if there was even one breaking story that didn’t make Chris Brown sound like a complete sociopath. I'll be sure to mention it if one comes up. In the meantime, Us magazine spoke to Rihannas father and he says he has essentially lost... read more

kelly brook is forgiven

It wouldn’t kill Kelly Brook to whore it up a little when she walks around LA, but she has 32E boobs so I forgive her. This isn't really a problem at all. If you're a girl with E’s, you could stab a pony or rip the wings off an angel and I’d still wack off to it. (picture... read more

madonna uses hooks to look young

Much was made of how good Madonna’s skin looked at the Vanity Fair Oscar party two weeks ago, and even though it sounds like something out of Hostel, the Mirror says they know one reason why:It involves a 30-minute, $7,000 treatment in which a surgeon implants a tube-like... read more

chris brown charged with 2 felonies

All day long there have been rumors that Chris Brown would cut a deal with prosecutors, but just a few minutes ago he was charged with two felonies for beating Rihanna, specifically assault by means likely to create great bodily injury and criminal threats. I have no idea... read more

melinda and lucy are helpful

Lucy Pinder and Melinda Messenger were nice enough to show off their huge racks last night at the Children's Champions 2009 awards in London. According to the website, the awards are "prestigious honours to celebrate those who go further than anyone else to make a... read more

rihanna is an idiot, part 2

FOX 11 in L.A. somehow got their hands on the notes taken by the LAPD detective investigating Chris Brown for beating the shit out of Rihanna, and the details of that night are every bit as uplifting as you might imagine. TMZ has a summary:Rihanna read a three-page text... read more

rihanna is an idiot

As more and more comes out about Chris Brown and Rihanna, it seems February 8th wasn’t the first time he beat her ass. Us magazine hinted once before that there was a pattern of abuse, now TMZ and the National Enquirer say the same. According to TMZ...LAPD cops... read more

50 grand to look this good

How GD ugly is Jennifer Aniston if it takes 50,000 dollars to make her look average? You could renovate a building for that. A big one. Because the Daily Mail says 50 grand is what it took on her hair alone for two European movie premieres.She flew in her longtime... read more

megan fox is a tease

Megan Fox had to know that her bra was peeking out of the top of her shirt as she shopped for furniture on Robertson yesterday. And hopefully that’s the kind of furniture she has in her house. Lots of thick bulky wood. Because I could hide in a lot of that stuff. (image... read more

paris bought a diamond dashboard

Whenever you buy a new car you immediately notice how many other people have that same car. I assume Paris Hilton is going through the same thing with her pink Bentley, so now she wants to customize it. Like with a Garfield suction cupped to the window, or a sticker of... read more

jlo will take your stuff

Honest to god there are some celebrities that you never ever ever hear anything good about. This story is about Jennifer Lopez. Try and guess where this is headed. The New York Post says...(she) borrowed $50,000 worth of diamonds from Robert Mouawad to attend the launch... read more