Ke$ha was just as sexy in high school

By brendon November 18, 2010 @ 11:42 AM


Some people wonder why Ke$ha wears so much glitter and paint and all these distractions. Those people clearly haven’t seen her yearbook photo from Brentwood High School (go Bruins!), about 20 minutes south of Nashville. Maybe it’s because the picture is a grainy black and white, but she looks like Nosferatu. I’m scared to even turn around right now. I feel like, because I opened this picture, she might be behind me.

(to be honest this is sort of surprising because she looked way better when her family hosted paris hilton and nicole richie on ‘the simple life’. video under the cut)

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Dina Lohan told Fox this is “defamation of character”

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 10:05 PM


Way back in December of 2006, Lindsay Lohan sent out a drug fueled text telling other celebrities that they should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, even though she doesn’t know what that means.

“Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them”.

Clearly she never bothered to learn those terms, because back in March she tried (unsuccessfully) to sue E-Trade for 100 million dollars, and today (Tyler Exclusive, btw!) Dina Lohan sent a letter to Fox about last nights episode of Glee, calling it – oh you’ll never guess – “defamation of character.”

So is another lawsuit on the way? Probably, yes, because the Lohans are dumb as rocks with no source of income. It’s almost like they’re a family of possums.

Natalie Portman is a good actress

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 5:21 PM


This red band trailer for Your Highness looks shockingly bad and unfunny, and apparently they knew it too because they included footage of Natalie Portman taking her clothes off. And at that point the trailer looks wonderful. I would do so much damage to this girls ass, they could only repair it with the tears of a phoenix.

Glee made fun of Lindsay Lohan and Dina doesnt like it

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 4:47 PM

Last night on Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow played a substitute Spanish teacher who tries to relate to the students by working Lindsay Lohan references into her lesson plan. Specifically about what a screw-up she is, by asking things like, “how many times has Lindsay been to rehab?”

Needless to say Lindsay’s mom is livid over this outrageous slander.

Lindsay Lohan’s mom and siblings think “Glee” was shameful for mocking Lindsay on the show last night … this according to sources connected to Dina and the kids.
 We’re told Dina is saying, “Shame on them,” and the family feels it was “tasteless.”

To recap, Dina raised this punk ass Lindsay, who has been in jail 4 times (mugshots!) and rehab 5 times by the age of 24, and yet she’s the one acting outraged. Holy Christ, people make fun of Michael Lohan, but, simply the fact that he didn’t punch Dina in the face 5 times a day makes me think he’s some kind of saint.

Afternoon headlines

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 3:15 PM


EVA LONGORIA – has finally put an end to 30 hours of rumors and filed for divorce from Tony Parker, essentially ending their 3 year marriage. Who know pro athletes liked to sleep around? Not me! (e!)

COWBOYS AND ALIENS – has a badass teaser trailer out today, starring James Bond and Indiana Jones. By the end you think maybe the aliens should have started with Cody Banks and Rick O’Connell and gotten a little practice first. (yahoo)

CARLY FOULKES – is the tmobile mytouch 4g girl, and I mention that because this is what we do now. We stalk hot girls from commercials liberate deserving young actresses from the shackles of anonymity!

Renee Zellweger knows how to pick workout clothes

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 1:08 PM


This is why everyone hates women. Renee Zellweger wears a pair of tights to the gym that looks like something you’d wear to be an anatomy class model, oh, but if I get caught looking at her toaster, suddenly I’M the pervert here right? What does she have on under that jacket, blinking Christmas light wrapped around her tits?

(source = fame)

Tony Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria

By brendon November 17, 2010 @ 11:55 AM


Despite denials yesterday, at least in regards to whether or not Tony Parker filed for divorce, Us magazine goes on sale today with a cover story claiming that Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria for over a year. Well, not really cheating, but close enough to piss off his wife.

Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker have split after three years of marriage, Us Weekly reveals.
Multiple sources tell Us Weekly that Longoria Parker, 35, recently discovered that her husband, 28, has been exchanging personal texts with a mutual female friend for nearly a year — hundreds in just one month.
She plans to file for divorce soon.
“Eva is heartbroken by the betrayal,” says one insider, adding that her husband confessed to the inappropriateness – which took place for nearly a year – after she confronted him.

Basketball players should know better than to date Latin girls, because those dudes WILL cheat, and Latin girls WILL catch them and then freak the fuck out. He should just be glad he didn’t get stabbed with a pencil or something. Eva might be interested to know that I’m single and I can’t stand basketball, but best of all, I’m a sweet gentle boy with a heart full of love.

Tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon November 16, 2010 @ 8:13 PM


SALVATORE GIUNTA – was awarded the Medal of Honor today, the first living recipient in almost 40 years. The LA Times has a transcript of the Presidents speech here, and Giunta has a twitter page here (update – maybe just go to the US Army page for now), so if you wanted to say something to an actual hero, that might be a good place. Moving right along…

DEMI LOVATO – hopes to get out of rehab (for cutting) and back home before Thanksgiving. A good test would be to have her carve the turkey, and if she starts crying while going back and forth over one drumstick for five minutes, you know she left too soon. (e!)

RED RIDING HOOD – is a new movie from the director of Twilight, and it’s about exactly what you think it’s about, and here’s the first trailer. My favorite part was when it ended! (apple)

MEGAN FOX – is so pretty she doesn’t need to wear makeup and she can still look fantastic. Here she is running some errands today in Beverly Hills, perhaps to complete the Kim Possible outfit that she started. (flynet)