the american idol top 36 are...

138 contestants made it to the second round on Season 8 of American Idol and this week they begin the series of cuts to widdle that number down to the top 36. But why wait for all that widdling when you can know the top 36 right now, because AI nemesis VoteForTheWorst has... read more

michael phelps is so screwed

Aren’t we kind of beyond the point where smoking weed is shocking? Especially for an athlete, damn sure especially for a swimmer. Anytime you’re in a sport where there are girls on the team, those people are gonna know how to party. The entire sport is just a thinly... read more

faith hill at the superbowl

Faith Hill sang "America the Beautiful" before the Super Bowl last night and the big question on everyone’s mind is who gave a better performance, her or Jennifer Hudson. I gave the edge to Hill but you have to keep in mind that I'm incredibly racist.(note - faith and... read more

jennifer hudson at the superbowl

Jennifer Hudson gave her first public performance since her mom, brother and 7-year-old nephew were murdered last October when she sang “The Star-Spangled Banner" at the Super Bowl last night. People are going all apeshit over it but I thought it was a little screechy.... read more

somethin for tha ladies...

Orlando Bloom was caught on the set of "Sympathy for Delicious" today with some big fake tattoos and snug leather pants. He’s a wispy little fella, isn’t he. I wonder if he still dates that hot model chick. Because I wouldn’t mind following this dude. Her vagina is gonna... read more

"so what do you guys think of me?"

Kim Kardashain doesn’t actually do anything, and when you don’t do anything you get into surprisingly few controversies, so Kim has to interject herself into other peoples drama. Such as Jessica Simpson getting fat. On her blog, Kim writes...I was doing Super Bowl... read more

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michael lohan needs your help

Michael Lohan has done what any father would do when he thinks his daughter is in trouble, namely written a blog about it to question his ex wife and call his daughter’s girlfriend a dyke. Problem Solved!While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than... read more

shes killing jessica alba!

First the Vietnam War, then 9/11, now this. Thankfully Jessica Alba made it out of this nail salon alive, but who knows what sexy star the Viet Cong will try to take out next. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU BASTARDS!(picture source = pacific coast)[gallery... read more

ali lohan is a sexy model

Dina Lohan should be put down immediately for her the way she’s fucked up her kids, specifically today for the way her 15-year-old daughter is posing for pictures like some tarted up whore. You don’t see kids on the street with this much makeup on unless you’re in... read more

pete wentz is defending jessica

If there was any doubt that Pete Wentz is a foppish little dandy, what he says about Jessica Simpsons weight gain should promptly take care of that. Us magazine says…"I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general, and I think it's a bummer," the... read more

superfat

Jonah Hill was court side at a Lakers game Wednesday night, and, good lord, what a tub of shit that guy is. I know he was always fat, but not this fat. What do you think bounced more, the ball they were using or Jonahs titties?[gallery columns="6"] read more

everyone loves actors

Ashton Kutcher posted a video this morning to document his little hissy fit because a construction crew was working next door at 7:30 am. He pans the camera around his custom built million-dollar estate (what time was that built?) and calls his neighbor a, "fuckin... read more

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