Lamar Odom Totally Unsubstantiated Crack Whoring Disappearance Day 4!

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to TMZ, which utilizes journalistic standards similar to my own, so, not so much on the fact checking and such: Lamar Odom has vanished and everyone in his life fears the worst — that he’s off somewhere on a... READ MORE

No One Shows Up To Perez Hilton’s Pre-VMA Party

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A somewhat somber group of mostly itinerant hispters spread out around the lightly populated stage at Perez Hilton’s pre-VMA party. Many attributed the lack of attendance to the ongoing feud between the blogger and Lady Gaga, wherein the latter... READ MORE

Terry Richardson Tries To Make Lady Gaga Look Not Ugly on VMA Day

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Have you ever pondered how they make those rough looking chicks into stage beauty when the lights go on? Yeah, aren’t you the deep thinker. None of that applies to Lady Gaga, who goes from pre-game rambleshack to game... READ MORE

Mike Tyson Still Likes To Get High…A Lot

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mike Tyson admitted to still being a drunk and a drug addict at a press conference on Friday. He was promoting his first fight ticket under his Iron Mike Productions organization when it all of a sudden turned into... READ MORE

Prince Andrew & Fergie Might Get Remarried & The World Gave Narry A Fuck

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Limey rumor mill is churning out reports that Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson may get remarried. Apparently, her giant horse face has been spending a lot of time with prince jowls and staying over at the family castles.... READ MORE

Backdoor Teen Mom Fans Rush to Buy Farrah Abrahams Free Shit

August 26, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Backdoor Teen Mom is doing alright. She didn’t get The AIDS from her sex tape and now she’s got some indescribably sad members of the virtual community buying her $13K worth of free shit. Last week, Farrah Abraham made... READ MORE

Suri Cruise Bugs the Shit Out of Her Mom at Work

August 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Suri Cruise melted down on the set of the film Miss Meadows where Katie Holmes was shooting a wedding scene. Suri may just be seven, but she knows that every time her mom marries, another spawn of Xenu’s Intergalactic... READ MORE

Eva Longoria Rides Her Bike Looking for Cock

August 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eva Longoria is pretty genius. You wouldn’t know from hearing her mind numbing political platitudes. But just like a sinister dude, she set up a whole reality dating show with NBC last year so she could cast a bunch... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Twerks With Robin Thicke Onstage At The VMAs (VIDEO)

August 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure what you call it when a retarded chick with massive white dental caps and nubby hair knots starts grinding on an older dude dressed like Beetlejuice, but where I come from, we call it highly watchable.... READ MORE

Selena Gomez Picked A Great Dress For The VMAs

August 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A lot of semi- to kind-of-sort-of-famous men and women showed up to last night’s MTV Video Music Awards wearing the dumbest fucking outfits that you’ll probably ever see in your lives, and that includes Miley Cyrus, who dressed like... READ MORE