Celebrities are dumb

The Sun UK has a collection of dumb celebrity quotes today, and here are a few in a little something I like to call, The Worlds Laziest Post. Charlotte Church : "I love being in America." (while on stage in Toronto) Jessica Simpson : "Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties." Tom Cruise : "I love kids. I was a kid once, myself." Paris Hilton : "I hate dead people." more

Anna Nicole Smith is entertaining

Good news for people who like drunken whores, cause The New York Post says today that Anna Nicole Smith is still at the top of her game. Page Six says that Smith attended a charity bingo event last week at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood. And like all charity bingo events, it led to casual lesbian sex when Smith picked up and brought home a pretty blond barmaid named Tracy, who bragged about it later and more

South Park is great

One of the many reasons Matt Stone and Trey parker are geniuses is because they simply donread more

News from all over

Kevin Federline is officially good at nothing - Some of the "seriously mad moves" professional dancer Kevin Federline was throwing at the Spider Club last night included falling off a podium and grasping his broken hand in pain. Yread more

Jessica Alba in Awake

While I sit here clicking "refresh" during this brutally slow day, here are some stills of Jessica Alba on the set of her next movie Awake. Alba co-stars with Hayden Christensen in the film about the phenomenon called "anesthetic awareness," which leaves patients paralyzed but fully conscious during surgery. They remain completely aware of their surroundings and they can feel every slice of the knife, but they more

Chris Klein is borderline retarded

Hollywood nobody Chris Klein put on more lip gloss and ran his mouth to Elle magazine recently, and did what previously seemed impossible, namely making Katie Holmes new boyfriend look cautious and level headed. The C-list jerkoff who describes himself as an "alpha heterosexual" who only dates "8 to 10's" covered a host of topics, and managed to sound like a brain-dead ass on every single one of them. Some of the more

Paris Hilton is so completely hateable

I read this story about semen transport system Paris Hilton at least 5 times cause there was no way that even she is this insanely desperate for attention. This does talk about a monkey, right? An actual, living, breathing monkey? Paris Hilton now walks around with a monkey? No way. Thereread more

Ashlee Simpson is an idiot

Things are bad when Jessica Simpson is calling you stupid. Even worse when she's right. As she was when she was overheard talking to her mom about sister Ashlee on the red carpet for the ACE awards last week. According to the New York Post, Jessica said: "Mom, Ashlee is so stupid. She left the popcorn in the microwave and almost burned the house down." Ashlee Simpson is so profoundly dumb that, if for some more

Lindsay Lohan is not engaged

Despite some internet rumors to the contrary making the rounds today, Lindsay Lohan says she is not engaged to boyfriend Jared Leto. Rumors began to circulate when she appeared with a diamond on her ring finger last Friday,(see pictures below) a ring she was not wearing just a week ago at the Fendi store opening, but Lindsay explained that this was just a way to mess with the media little bit, a plan that would more

Jude Law is not real bright

Jude Law and Sienna Miller reportedly locked themselves in a hotel room for 48 hours in an effort to rekindle their romance. After checking into Shutters on the beach in Santa Monica, they told staff that they wanted absolute privacy and reportedly never left the room. Their relationship might need some time alone because Law once again angered Miller last week by planning a Christmas vacation in Kenya with more

Jennifer Garner is freakin huge

(note - everything I wrote about pregnant women being creepy was just gonna be wildly offensive, so instead of publishing what I had, I just cut and pasted an article from Popular Mechanics about the rotaion of the Earths core. Enjoy!) In an effort that would capture the imagination of Jules Verne, scientists measured the speed of rotation of the earth's core. Their results reveal that it takes 23 hours 59 minutes more

Angelina Jolie is Vesper Lynd. Maybe.

Following up on a previous post, word today is that Angelina Jolie has been offered the role of Vesper Lynd in the upcoming remake of Casino Royale. The Sun UK says that "film bosses" - probably at Sony, since no one in charge of James Bond has any idea what the hell they're doing - are desperate to cast Jolie, and she has read the script but so far isn't happy with the character. She is said to want the more

Keira Knightley in New York

Someone wrote in to say that the Sun UK said that Keira Knightleys dress was a little lower than it should have been at the New York premiere of her latest movie, Pride and Prejudice. The Sun is well known to be the worlds greatest paper, but Iread more

Angelina Jolie is ready to go public

UK paper the Daily Star says that Angelina Jolie wants to go on television with Brad Pitt to talk about their relationship in an interview to be titled "The Worlds Least Surprising Story". She is said to be so fed-up with the rumors and gossip surrounding their romance, she wants to set the record straight. A source says: "Angelina's told Brad it's time they came clean about their relationship on TV. She's more

Fergie is on the Sopranos

Stacy Ferguson - Fergie from the band with the dumbest name in world - has inked a deal to appear on the Sopranos. She'll play an undercover cop working in the strip club owned by Tony Soprano. Fergie is also set to for a role in the remake of the Poseidon Adventure, which is now filming. A source at HBO said: "The producers thought she'd be perfect because she's got such a toned body and has no problems flaunting more