sean penn is whiny lying bitch

Sean Penn is throwing another hissy fit today because he pouts like a little girl if everyone doesn't kiss his ass 24 hours a day. The new temper tantrum is about his heroic efforts in Haiti. He says he went down there and was a benevolent angel of mercy, and if you dare... read more

friday morning headlines

MICHAEL J. FOX - will be given an honorary doctorate in Sweden because he's raised $175M to find new drugs to treat Parkinsons. Preferably drugs that don't need to be injected so he doesn't bleed to death before he can even see if it works. (the AP) ANGELINA JOLIE - had... read more

famous people are f**kin weird

Rihanna is in Berlin, Germany this week to ruin all the red carpet pictures at the 2010 Echo Awards. Hopefully she has this same outfit in black because then she can stretch her arms out and look like a giant bat. Rawwrrr! If I were running the Echo Awards and saw... read more

thursday afternoon headlines

NICOLE KIDMAN - has been replaced in a movie by ... Selena Gomez. For the record, Kidman is 42, Gomez is 17. I bet Keith Urban wishes he could do this. (variety) LOST - has run out of time, according to the writers and producers, and there is simply no way to wrap up all... read more

gaga has had tons of sex with strangers

This is gonna seem shocking, and I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but Lady Gaga reveals in a new interview that she's kind of a slut. Oh I know. A mostly unattractive girl with a good body who desperately craves attention used sex to get it. She might be the first... read more

lindsay is writing a book

Has she ever even read a book? From PopEater: "I write a lot and it's very therapeutic for me because then I can see what's happening on paper. I've started writing a book. It's going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There's a... read more

im so happy right now

Sofia Vergara had some award or something for ‘Modern Family' last night, and OH MY FUCKING GOD is she fantastic. She must be one of the worlds greatest athletes to walk around in high heels with those magnificent breasts outweighing the rest of her by a hundred pounds... read more

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair!

No not really. But because Angelina Jolie took Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern when they worked on ‘Pushing Tin' and Brad Pitt from Jennifer Ani-chin when they made ‘Mr. And Mrs Smith', and now she's making 'the Tourist' with Johnny Depp, you can expect some version... read more

thursday morning headlines

GEORGE CLOONEY - didn't look quite as cool in his yearbook as he does now. The only way this picture could be any more 80's nerdier is if they had photoshopped him over a floppy disk. He must be smiling because it was early and the other kids hadn't taken his backpack... read more

the marriage ref returns tonight

'The Marriage Ref' settles into its regular spot tonight after 'the Office', and every week big Hollywood stars will come on to help real married couples having problems. As you can see in the ad, they even got Larry David and Madonna. "Together at last", I squealed in... read more

90210 had a good idea

A new storyline for '90210' features star Jessica Lowndes gettin it on with her lady friend, bringing the shows status with the public from "Nine Oh Who?" to "This looks like a really good show." E online says... (It can) check "insincere sapphic erotica" off its to-do... read more

jessica simpson is still mad at john mayer

When John Mayer told Playboy that sex with Jessica Simpson was like a drug that he could never get enough of, it was the nicest thing anyone had said about her in two years, but for some reason she's expected to act like she's been attacked. Us.com says... "I was so... read more

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