I'D STILL HIT IT

Halle Berry is still filming that movie that sounds unwatchable, but in it she plays a crazy person. This is Hollywood’s idea of a crazy homeless person. Halle Berry. You may notice Crazy Halle Berry is dressed very much like Sexy Halle Berry, except Crazy Halle Berry has... read more

JUST KIDDING, IT WAS HOMICIDE

Okay so at first the Beverly Hills PD brought in two suspects for the shooting death of Scott Ruffalo, brother of over-rated actor Mark Ruffalo. They were suspected of homicide, but then they were released after telling the cops Scotts death was really an accidental... read more

WILL SMITH GAVE $122,500 TO SCIENTOLOGY

Tax returns for Will Smith’s charitable foundation show he gave $1.3 million in donations last year to a variety of religious, civic and arts groups, including $122,500 to three scientology front groups. This is in addition to the $1,000,000 he gave to fund a private... read more

GOOD LORD THIS IS DUMB

Look, no one loves the London tabloids and specifically the Sun more than me. They're trashy pieces of shit who will find any excuse to talk about sex and show tits. They could have a story about a serial killer cannibal, and in the first paragraph they would say, "Jack... read more

WOOF

You know what would have been funnier then the Top 10 list that Tom Crusie had to read last night on David Letterman? Anything. Literally anything on earth. [gallery columns="6"] read more

ASHTON KUTCHER IS A "DOUCHE"

I’m sorry to use such salty language in the headline, but those little kids are the ones who said it, not me. Also I apologize because this is apparently not new but I somehow missed it until I heard Stern talk about it yesterday. Anyway, as has been well documented,... read more

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AUBREY IS GAY NOW, PART 2

Last week hints began to go out that Aubrey O'Day was gay now or something. She was seen around on various occasions with a girl she was introducing as her girlfriend and she was saying things like, "she's a lesbian too." Now Us magazine has a quick interview where she... read more

SOME GUY TRIED TO ATTACK LINDSAY

A man named Daniel Combs was arrested early this morning (mugshot here) when he attempted to break through security at a Scottsdale, Arizona nightclub and get close to Lindsay Lohan. TMZ says...Cops tell us Lohan was leaving the Jackrabbit Supper Club & Lounge in the... read more

MADONNA IS A LYING OLD WHORE

Earlier this week Madonna’s spokesperson released a statement claiming Guy Ritchie would walk away from their 8 year marriage with a settlement between 76 and 92 million dollars. This was surprising to some considering Guy personally told the media he had no interest in... read more

HALLE BERRY MAKES MOVIES WAY BETTER

"Frankie and Alice" is, according to IMDb, "a drama centered on a young woman (Berry) with multiple personality disorder who struggles to remain her true self and not give in to her racist alter-personality". So when the director saw that he was shackled with this boring,... read more

NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT, PT 2

Okay so it turns out Getty Images had way better pictures from the Playmate 55th Anniversary Playmate party (this) than anyone else, and so here they are. That was a pretty good story huh? Remember the part about the better pictures? This post was a real roller coaster!... read more

ELLEN HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

Britney and Ellen DeGeneres went Christmas caroling around LA, and hold on to your funny bones because Ellen is in top form as she spreads the magic of laughter. If you like the first three times Ellen makes a joke about singing in a low and/or high pitch, you’ll clap... read more

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