It's a Paris Hilton upskirt, return to 2007

Paris and Nicky Hilton were in St. Tropez this weekend, acting like whores at some club filled with guineas and euro-trash. Paris had to be carried out by the time she was done, but while building up to that she got on a makeshift stage and essentially fingered herself.... read more

Monday morning headlines

THE AVENGERS - were on stage together at Comic-Con, and HERE is a giant full sized picture of it showing, from left to right, Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man), Clark Gregg (Agent Coulson), Scarlet Johansson (Black Widow), Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Chris Evans (Captain... read more

Paris Hilton is topless again

Mostly these are bikini pictures of Paris Hilton on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy, and then at the end there's a few more topless pictures of her from some German newspaper (here are the ones from Monday). She actually looks pretty good here, but a few years ago we all... read more

the Other Guys

‘The Other Guys' is about two NYPD detectives (Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg) who are always in the shadow of two supercops (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson). They're the backups, basically. So Sony asked who I would want as a backup for the website. Sensing an... read more

Shakira is in a bikini too

Yesterday Shakira put on a bikini for a photo shoot in Ibiza, and this was the first I'd heard of her in a while so I ran a search to see what she's been up to. It turns out she does incredibly deviant hardcore porn now, either because she's awesome or because I spelled... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio won the bikini contest

I know that I said Angelina Jolie was the hottest girl on earth two seconds ago, but that was because I got swept away by passion and forgot about Victorias Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio. Luckily she was on a beach in St. Barths yesterday in a bikini, and now I've... read more

Angelina Jolie went to Comic-Con

Angelina Jolie is still the best looking woman anything on earth, and Roger Ebert gave her new movie 4 stars ("It's exhilarating to see a genre picture done really well.") but just in case those weren't enough to promote 'Salt', she wore a skin tight outfit for her panel... read more

tyler has sexy readers (and yoga girl wins!)

Tyler is South Korea's 883rd most popular website, with twice the traffic of maxim.com, getting almost half a billion page views a year. And as a vital part of the community, I wanted to give something back. Unfortunately I'm scared of minorities so that ruled out most... read more

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married

Victorias Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr (seen here during a shoot in the Caribbean last July) and Orlando Bloom (image not available) have been dating since 2007, but they've always stayed out of the spotlight. In fact it was only last month when word leaked that they... read more

Mel Gibson wanted "Jew blood" on his hands. Or not.

Every new day brings more stories about Mel Gibson, though lately they're starting to sound more and more made up. Like Radar reporting that he wanted "Jew blood" on his hands, for example. Specifically the Jew Harvey Levin, founder of TMZ. The anti-Semitic slur was... read more

Lindsay Lohan won't even serve 14 days in jail

Based on these examples, when a celebrity goes to jail in LA, they only serve about 5 percent of their sentence before the sheriff lets them out. So why is Lindsay Lohan condemned to her private cell for two weeks, as if she's some wild animal. That's not 5 percent,... read more

Ryan Seacrests girlfriend thought he was gay

I've always acknowledged that I'm the only person on earth who doesn't think Ryan Seacrest is gay, but I assumed I wasn't literally the only one. Now it turns out that Julianne Hough of ‘Dancing with the Stars', the girl he's been dating since April, had been turning him... read more

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