Ashton Kutcher posted a video today on his chime.in page because he said he wanted to open a little dialogue about honesty and the status of truth in literature. And if by “dialougue” he meant for me to call him an idiot, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Is the video pretentious and self-serving? You know it is brother! Because all he really does is imply that the tabloids are all lying about him cheating on his wife by mumbling and completely misrepresenting an essay by this guy, whose name Ashton pronounces as “Yoda”.
In Ashtons defense that is a bad ass name for a philosopher. I’m instantly inclined to believe anything told to me by someone named Yoda.
Bridget Marquardt from ‘Girls Next Door’ has a new line of Halloween costumes, but for some reason there are only pictures of these outfits made for everyday wear. There must have been some kind of mix up.
Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you’ll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else’s fault. A few excerpts…
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”
Well just because sending the 16-year-old daughter of two addicts to live in Hollywood with no supervision and unlimited money didn’t work out this time, I don’t think that makes it a bad idea, I think we can all agree on that. Lindsay is the exception to the rule.
- “Kim’s mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn’t a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don’t include Kris very much. That’s not a good sign.”
- “I don’t know when they’ll announce the split or why they got married in the first place but they are done.”
And now here are pictures of that guy without his wedding ring on. But why would they be having problems so soon? It’s certainly not because he doesn’t have any douchey hats, I can tell you that.
It’s hard to know if Katherine Heigl is at one of those pumps that doesn’t have a trigger lock or if she’s such an egomaniac that she’s just standing there all dressed up so she could get her picture taken.
Warner Brothers will attach a 6-minute clip of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ in front of all IMAX versions of ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ when it opens in IMAX theaters on December 16th (it opens on regular screens 5 days later), similar to the way they showed the entire opening bank robbery scene of ‘The Dark Knight’ as a trailer of sorts in front of ‘I Am Legend’. There’s no word what the footage will show, but it will almost definitely be enough to make me wish I was rather watching that than MI4.
Less than 24 hours ago Lindsay Lohan was in a courtroom being berated by the judge and having her probation revoked because she couldn’t be bothered to attend her community service appointments on time and was more of a disruption than anything else. After that the judge told her she must complete at least 32 hours at the LA county morgue before her next hearing in two weeks.
So, try and guess if she did what she was told and arrived on time today or if she was 40 minutes late and pissed everyone off?
Sources at the morgue tell TMZ Lindsay was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 AM. At 7:40, Lindsay’s assistant called to say they were 10 minutes away. By 8:20, she was still a no-show.
So officials at the Coroner’s Office have decided if Lindsay eventually shows up they will turn her away.
And it gets way worse for Lindsay. We’re told the Coroner’s Office will notify Probation’s Volunteer Center — which monitors her probation — that Lindsay screwed up again, and the judge will then be notified.
And it gets even worse for Lindsay after that, because the LA County Sheriff told Good Day LA this morning that, despite the over crowding issues that has led to her early release every time in the past, he will find room in his jail for next time and he thinks she should go in for at least 60 days. And maybe that will do it. It’s hard to even explain how anyone could fuck up so many times. She has to either be retarded or she’s trying to impress some drug dealer/criminal that she has a crush on.
Despite recent reports, Michael Bay went on his forums yesterday and said he is not in talks with Paramount to direct the next two ‘Transformers’ movies back to back. Then he adds, “Also just finishing the 3 disc set of the Transformer trilogy.” So I guess thats what we’re calling these, though it seems a rather lofty term for movies about talking robots who turn into cars and fight.