By brendon August 24, 2011 @ 12:46 PM
A facebook fan page, specifically this one, has some new pictures from the set of ‘Man of Steel’ showing Henry Cavill in his Superman uniform, and comic nerds everywhere are atwitter because his outfit now seems to be almost all dark blue and does not have the traditional red underwear thing.
It’s also the first look at Antje Traue as Faora, who is also from Krypton but evil (Faora, not Antje). It also shows some guy in a motion capture outfit, though it’s not clear what character he plays. I hope it’s King Kong. That would be a good movie!
By brendon August 24, 2011 @ 11:37 AM
Jennifer Lopez filmed a sexy new music video in Miami yesterday, so when it comes out and you see this part, where guys are no doubt tripping over themselves because she’s so hot, keep in mind that 20 minutes before they filmed it she was in her trailer taking a deep breath and mushing her stomach together while a team of assistants lifted up her ass and pulled on her girdle. Because under that dress she’s wrapped in a blood pressure cuff to lock everything in place so it won’t slosh back and forth like a lava lamp when she danced.
(image source = fame)
By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 6:08 PM
LADY GAGA – will play herself on ‘The Simpsons’, “to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob.” The message being: if you’re feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people. (ew)
WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT – were reportedly broken up, but this morning Wills son Trey tweeted that it wasn’t true, and now they’ve issued a statement saying, “Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” Oohh. “Intact”. What a romantic word. I guess things really are going great. “My wife is very suitable”, Will went on to explain. (twitter, access hollywood)
MEGAN FOX – confirmed that she’s having the tattoo on her forearm of Marilyn Monroe removed, saying, “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” Oh relax Megan. It’s not Ed Gein for Christs sake. (us)
BEN AFFLECK AND JENNIFER GARNER – are expecting their third child to go along with their daughters Violet, 5, and Seraphina, 2. No word yet on if its a boy or a girl, or what stripper/wish granting cartoon mouse they’ll name them after. (people)
By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 5:18 PM
Anne Hathaway sat down with Chelsea Handler to do an interview for, um, Interview, and it didn’t take long before the easily relaxed Hathaway was ratting out her ex boyfriends for being secretly gay.
HATHAWAY:“… the other thing I want to say about Jersey is they need to get on the New York bandwagon and legalize gay marriage.”
HANDLER: “Yeah. That would be a good idea for any state.”
HATHAWAY: “But I think everybody should do that. It’s not a specifically Jersey thing.”
HANDLER: “Well, your brother is gay, right?”
HATHAWAY: “My older brother is gay.”
HANDLER: “We talked about that last time you were on the show. I’m convinced that my older brother is gay, too, although he has yet to come out of the closet.”
HATHAWAY: “He doesn’t admit it?”
HANDLER: “He doesn’t admit it. I keep telling him he’s gay, but he keeps pretending that he’s not.”
HATHAWAY: “I’m convinced that a few guys I’ve dated are gay, and they won’t admit it. I think we’ve all done that.”
Wait, what? I don’t think that’s true. I don’t think all girls have done that. But then most girls haven’t dated Jake Gyllenhaal like Anne was rumored to have done while they were filming ‘Love and Other Drugs’ in 2009. That rumor was probably not true, but if it were it would explain why Anne feels this way. A recent survey revealed that 100 percent of girls who have dated Jake Gyllenhaal think they have ex who was secretly gay, and 100 percent of his boyfriends wish he would stop this charade that isn’t fooling anyone.
(image source of anne looking mostly awful at the european premiere of ‘one day’ about an hour ago in london = getty)
By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 4:16 PM
Megan Fox looked absolutely terrific yesterday in a super short gray dress on the set of ‘This is 40’, although I’m sure tons of message board fatties and nerds will still act like she sucks. Speaking of which, here she answering a question about me, and how she keeps our secret weekend getaways exciting. It’s too bad that Brian had to find out this way.
(image source = pacific coast and bauer griffin)
By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 3:47 PM
Rihanna and some of her friends were on a yacht off the coast of St. Tropez, France, earlier today, and for the most part she just sat around with a pouty look on her face, but I’m the one who should be upset because she has a big ass and no tits and I hate girls like that. And also when she makes this face she looks like Dino. But if you’ve ever wanted to see Fred Flintstones dog in a bikini, today is your big day.
(image source = bauer griffin)
By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 1:58 PM
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are on the cover of the current ‘Architectural Digest‘ with their adorably cliché Hollywood family, and although they look happy, the new In Touch says it’s a photo shoot of lies!
After 13 years of marriage, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have decided to separate, an insider tells In Touch Weekly exclusively. They have two children, Jaden and Willow, together. And Jada is stepmother to Will’s son, Trey, from a previous marriage.
But both Us.com and TMZ have denials from sources who say the In Touch story is a complete fabrication and that Will and Jada are still very much together. So what’s the truth? None of your god dammed business! Butt out! I’ll ask the questions around here!
By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 12:54 PM
You would be completely justified if you only hated Paul W. S. Anderson for directing idiotic movies that are completely unwatchable. Or for the fact that he got to marry Milla Jovovich based on the fact that he directs these shitty movies. But when you add in the womanly way he’s sitting in these pictures of him and Milla yesterday in Mexico, you could probably walk up and punch him right in the face. I doubt it’s even illegal.
(image source = splash)