Pam Andersons kids are confused

By brendon June 14, 2006 @ 1:54 PM





Pam Anderson, who is now 38, admits she doesn’t use the stripper pole she has installed in the bedroom of her Malibu home as much as she used too, but it is still being used. Oh yes. By her two sons, Brandon, 9, and Dylan, 8, that she has with ex-husband Tommy Lee. Pam says:

“They love my stripper pole. They use it more than me.”

Fantastic. Two words Pam better get used too if she doesn’t put an end to this: gender reasignment.








Source = the Sun UK

Paris Hilton is a bitch

By brendon June 14, 2006 @ 12:51 PM





I’m not really sure how to break this to you, I guess the best way is to just say it and get it out there, but it turns out that Paris Hilton might be, might be, a classless whore. Oh, I know. I didn’t want to believe it either. But Monday night in New York, Paris and Lindsay Lohan ended up at the same party, and Paris cornered Lindsay because she is (maybe) dating Stavros Niarchos, Paris’ ex. Despite previous rumors of a reconciliation between the two after the Brandon Davis incident, Paris quickly reverted back to form. Page Six says:

“Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, ‘I can’t believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!’ After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, ‘That’s how you say hello? I don’t need to respond to you.’ ”

Keep in mind, Paris would fuck a gear shift, then change cars and fuck that gear shift too, so it takes some nerve to ridicule anyone else for how and who they date. After that, Paris stripped in front of David Lee of the Knicks and quarterback Eli Manning of the Giants. Seriously. Because nothings hotter than a drunk and bony disease riddled tramp shuffling back and forth. Yeah baby, Paris is heatin things up!








Source = Page Six. The pictures are Lindsay Monday night at the party in question. There’s nothing with Paris inside the club, just these outside, with some dude and that guy from that movie. Paris should have made fun of Lindsay’s dress. It’s dreadful. Anyway, these pictures aren’t great. I was gonna find some better ones, but as it turns out, I didn’t really care that much. 

Daryl Hannah is protesting

By brendon June 13, 2006 @ 8:45 PM





The Los Angeles County sheriff department began to remove protesters earlier today from an illegal “urban farm” in South Central LA. Actress Daryl Hannah is just one of the protesters still holding her ground after she climbed a tree and has remained there, even though police have started to saw off its limbs and have threatened to cut the tree down. Michael Douglas, Zack De La Rocha, Ben Harper, Willie Nelson, Danny Glover, Amy Smart, Laura Dern, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ed Harris, Mariel Hemingway, Rosanna Arquette, Martin Sheen, Anthony Keidis and Flea are just a few of the celebrities who have protested so that people can run a farm in the middle of Los Angeles on land they don

Stuff from all over

By brendon June 13, 2006 @ 6:35 PM





Michael K has the pictures up of Gwen Steffani’s baby. I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but it looks like a baby. Every baby. They could have held up a different baby in every picture and I never would have noticed. D Listed



Korn lead singer Jonathan Davis – a borderline obese drug addicted rock star who is married to porn star Deven Davis (NSFW) – is suffering from a blood-related illness. Gee, there

Orlando Bloom and Claire Danes?

By brendon June 13, 2006 @ 3:18 PM





Although there has been no word of a break up between Orlando Bloom and longtime girlfriend Kate Bosworth, reports out today say Orlando was grinding all over Claire Danes Saturday night on the dance floor at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party in Northamptonshire, England. Sources say:

“He was kissing her neck and grinding against her. He didn’t seem to care who saw it.”

Well, he probably will now. The pictures below don’t really show much, just proof that they were there together. Don’t even bother to click on the thumbnails. They’re pretty much the worlds most boring pictures, unless you’re interested in seeing Orlando looking dopey and Claire looking drunk and the two of them chatting up Mikhail Gorbachev. I’m sure the conversation was awesome, so much common ground to talk about. Mikhail: “I was head of the KGB, leader of the Soviet Union and won the Nobel Peace Prize for my part in ending the Cold War.” Claire: “My dress has a bird.”








Source = Page Six


Britney Spears drives people away

By brendon June 13, 2006 @ 2:31 PM





Mel Gibson is selling his 18 million dollar mansion in a gated Malibu community to get away from his neighbor, Britney Spears. Spears has had a constant stream of police and social service visits this year, along with an endless barrage of fans, paparazzi and, let’s not kid each other, KFeds dealers. The Sydney Daily Telegraph quotes a source:

“People are always hanging around outside the gates and he is worried his kids might get hurt.”

Gibson is moving with his wife and seven kids to a ranch in the Santa Monica mountains. So be proud Britney, since your neighbor just decided he would rather live amongst wolves, Bigfoot and rattlesnakes than 100 yards away from you.



Source = News.com


Paris Hilton steals her music

By brendon June 13, 2006 @ 1:57 PM





Okay, so a couple of people sent it emails about the suspicious similarities between the first Paris Hilton single ‘Stars Are Blind’ and the UB40 song ‘Kingston Town’ from 1989. So I mashed together this little comparison, which you can hear here. It’s not exactly note for note, it sounds like they just laid down the track and turned up the volume, but there’s a very definite similarity. Be warned, the audio levels vary from song to song, and it’s a little annoying. I’m not exactly on the wheels of steel over here. I probably could have made this better but I got pretty tired of listening to it. I’d rather hear gunshots in a daycare than to ever hear her sing again.



Sexy new update - so Josh from the band Prefontaine – band MySpace here – layered both tracks on top of each other, changed the key a bit, and now it sounds like it’s pretty much the same song. In fact the first 20 seconds sound like it’s one song. The lyrics don’t line up of course, and the pitch is a bit off since he changed the key, but parts if it lay out perfectly. So what does this prove? Umm, that there’s nothing else going on today.



Hear the new mashup here.


Denise Richards is subtle

By brendon June 12, 2006 @ 10:34 AM





Denise Richards, who may or may not already be engaged to Richie Sambora, performed with the Pussycat Dolls Saturday night at the Pure night club at Caesar