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Pam Anderson Strips For Her Dog (VIDEO)

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson will do anything to make life better for our animal friends. Now that she’s chopped off her hair and reduced the size of her tits, removing two of her two most popular features, she can focus more... READ MORE

Simon Cowell Is a Winner

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Simon Cowell has already achieved so much, signing a whole bunch of British pop acts I’ve never heard of, berating emotionally troubled singers with dying family members on his talent shows, but it all pales in comparison to his... READ MORE

Ellen Page is a Brave Gay Warrior

February 18, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tomboyish actress Ellen Page came out as a lesbian at a gay rights conference to a large group of gay activists who really could have gone either way after her announcement. But Ellen faced the potential fallout with the heroism... READ MORE

Natasha Oakley in A Bikini

February 18, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Natasha Oakley is a fashion blogger with some solid wardrobe advice for the young ladies. Like, try to have parents who are models, get yourself some great tubes, and live on a famous beach. It also helps if you... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Celebrates The Anniversary of Removing Her Boobs

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was a year ago that Angelina started to ensure she couldn’t ever get breast cancer by the logical step of getting rid of her breasts. The move was somewhat controversial given that there was no way to know if... READ MORE

Brett Rossi To Be The Next Future Ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dragon-blooded warlock Charlie Sheen is now officially engaged to his professionally gang-banged girlfriend, Brett Rossi. The Hot Shots: Part Deux star flew Rossi on a private jet to Hawaii to pop the question. The two have been mutually squeezing Charlie’s... READ MORE

Maryna Linchuk’s Nipples Better Produce a Cloudburst

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the earth in California drying into an arid crumble, it’s hard to imagine there’s water allotment for spraying a Russian model’s tits with precious ounces of our remaining stockpile. Excuse me, Belarusian. If that is even a real... READ MORE

“Snake Salvation” Preacher Dies From Snake Bite

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the “stars” of National Geographic’s train wreck show Snake Salvation died completely expectedly over the weekend. The former hilariously named Jamie Coots was one of the main characters on the show about preachers in the anus of the... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin’s Wife Might be Ready to Make Another Angry Baby

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As Alec Baldwin’s life partner, you have two primary responsibilities. One is to constantly reassure him that, ‘yes, cocksucking faggots are ruining New York’, and the second is to assume the most challenging, but high yielding reproductive positions. Alec’s... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Fingers Herself for the Love of Music

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point Obama’s going to need to turn his attention away from how many gays he can airlift to Russia and apologize to our largest supplier of unmarked cigarettes to the north for what Miley Cyrus did in... READ MORE

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