lindsay lohan is gonna get strip searched

After today, everyone will get a long and well deserved break from Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately today has only just begun, but at least Good Morning America got things started with a sexy interview. Apparently one of the very first things that will happen to Lindsay... read more

lindsay goes to jail at 8:30am

Everyone hates Lindsay Lohan, so today will either be awesome or unbearable. According to Radar, she's expected to turn herself in at 8:30am in Beverly Hills to begin her 90-day jail sentence, but the big story from last night was when Robert Shapiro notified the court... read more

it's kim kardashian in a bikini. as if you couldn't tell.

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on the beach in Miami this weekend, and it was an outrage because both these bitches keep tricking me into thinking they're hot. I sure as hell forgot how big Kims ass is. She could fall off a 5 story building and just bounce around on... read more

like it or not, janet jackson is in a bikini.

At first I couldn't figure out why the description said these were pictures of Janet Jackson earlier today in Porto Cervo, Italy, while the thumbnails seemed to show some kind of trained bear. But then I opened the pictures, and eventually I put the pieces together. ... read more

mel gibson wants his ex-wife back

Both the Daily Mail and PopEater are saying today that Mel Gibson wants to reunite with his ex-wife and move back to Australia, where the two first met back in the late 1970's. They got married in 1980 and raised 7 kids, all while Mel became one of the most popular and... read more

monday morning headlines

INCEPTION - made $60 million to easily win the weekend box office. 'Despicable Me' was in second with 32.7m, and 'the Sorcerers Apprentice' was third with a disappointing 17m. But don't panic Hollywood. People can't get enough movies about a kid who thinks they're... read more

katy perry is in a bikini

Katy Perry was in the Bahamas this weekend for a concert at Atlantis, and yesterday she and her huge jugs spent the day in a bikini at the resorts massive water park, as my neighbors already know because of all my delighted screaming. (source = mavrix online) [gallery... read more

paris hilton is topless, in trouble for weed again

It might be stupid that marijuana is illegal in most countries, but it is, so you have to be smart if you want to carry some when you travel. Needless to say Paris Hilton is dumb as a rock, so she's been detained twice this month in foreign countries for possession.... read more

lindsay lohan is doing great

Lindsay Lohan hasn't been on twitter in almost a week, but last night she signed on to make sure that her dad won't come around with his negativity and wreck all the momentum she has going lately. In a completely unrelated story, tomorrow Lindsay has to surrender to... read more

josh hartnett doesn't deserve this

Josh Hartnett and his girlfriend Romina Ferrera are in Ischia, Italy this week and even though she's not hot and her banner picture has the smallest ‘censored' tag ever seen on this page (*), he still doesn't deserve to be in Italy dating a girl who wears slutty bikinis... read more

oksana might be lying about mel gibson, part 2

Mel Gibsons ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva has been saying that her dentist can attest to the fact that she had broken teeth and bruises on her face, the result of a violent fight with Mel. This is apparently news to the dentist. TMZ says... Dr. Shelden saw no evidence... read more

tyler has sexy readers

Page views die on Friday afternoons, so the new plan was for the sexiest girl readers to take pictures for a contest. But then this 20-year-old French student named Mareline sent pictures, and suddenly everyone agreed that a contest was an offensive waste of time. Even... read more

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