NICOLE IS A REALLY GOOD SINGER

KIIS FM in Los Angeles held their Jingle Ball Christmas concert at the Honda Center in Anaheim last night, and it was filled with all the sugary pop acts that the young people are listening to these days. The Pussycat Dolls were the co-headliner and it reminds me that I... read more

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Finally video of Vinnie Jones attacking a man named Juan Barrera in a bar over the weekend, for which Jones was arrested and could face up to a year in jail. The short version of the story is this: Vinnie was in Sioux Falls, South Dakota for a hunting trip, and while... read more

HERMIONE WILL GET NAKED

The snooty London Times had an article with 18-year-old Emma Watson in their Sunday edition, and even though most of it is a bunch of faggity yacht-club nonsense about university and helping others, they finally get down to business and ask when we'll get to see her... read more

KANYE IS STILL AN IDIOT

Kanye West was performing last night in Melbourne when someone apparently threw something on stage, and since Kanye is a little sissy he of course went all apeshit about it. It's amazing to see someone this easily rattled. It's like stumbling onto a bunny in the woods.... read more

SHANIA TWAIN IS RUTHLESS, BOUNCY

Back in May it was reported that Shania Twain was divorcing producer Mutt Lange after 15 years of marriage because he was cheating on her with a woman named Marie-Anne Thiébaud, a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland. This woman... read more

NO GD WAY

50 Cent rolled up big when he checked into the famous Mayfair hotel in London last night, driving a Rolls Royce and followed by a stretch Hummer with 15 of his boys inside. But then the keys to the Rolls got locked inside, and his entourage of savvy geniuses did what... read more

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IS MILEY "DIVORCING" HER PARENTS?

Is Hannah Montana star and tabloid favorite Miley Cyrus seeking legal emancipation from her parents? Um, no, almost definitely not, but that didn’t stop E! from writing a thousand words about it. However, if Miley Cyrus did want legal sundering from Billy Ray and What's... read more

WELL OF COURSE AROD DENIES IT

It only seems like common sense that if someone asks you if you ever had sex with Madonna, you would say no. Whether you have or not is irrelevant, you’re already living with that shame, I think that's punishment enough. So very obviously that was Alex Rodriguez’s reply... read more

BOY GEORGE IS GUILTY, HANDSOME

The AP says today that 80's music icon Boy George has been convicted for falsely imprisoning a male escort. George allegedly was conducting a photo shoot with a naked male model which, after an altercation, ended with the modelhandcuffed and beaten with a chain. How... read more

ISLA FISHER IS WAY UNDERRATED

A highly decorated pervert like me is pretty hard to impress, but I have a weakness for girls with red hair and big tits, so of course seeing the wildly underrated Isla Fisher on the cover of the Aussie FHM cut right through. I can’t believe she’s not a bigger star... read more

KATE WINSLET IS HOT. WAIT WHAT?

I'm not sure when this happened but Kate Winslet looks hot as hell lately, and last night at the premier of "The Reader" was no exception. She looks great with the blond hair and her clean grey dress. I like when girls have simple outfits like this. Let's say for example... read more

"AMYS FAREWELL BONK FOR BLAKE"

Whoever is in charge of handing out gold medals for headlines should notify everyone that they’re now playing for second place because today the Sun wrote, “AMYS FAREWLL BONK FOR BLAKE” and I dare you to produce any combination of words that can deliver such a cringe... read more

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