tuesday morning headlines

PAM ANDERSON - owes $493,000 in back taxes to the state of California. Hopefully she'll pay it soon. Because that's the problem with California. They don't collect enough taxes. (huff post) JESSE JAMES - had to pay off one of his whores because she could prove he cheated... read more

working for steven seagal is exciting, sexy

Steven Seagal is being sued by Kayden Nguyen, a 23-year-old model who claims Seagal hired her as a personal assistant through an ad on craigslist, but her only real job was to, "serve his strange and sometimes violent sexual desires". Nobody likes a tattle-tale, Kayden.... read more

did conan screw over george lopez? no.

When NBC approached Jay Leno about doing a 30 minute show at 11:30 and bumping ‘the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien' to 12:05 (note to nbc: it's not exactly "tonight" at that point anymore, is it?), Jay did the honorable thing and asked if Conan was ok with the move. But... read more

conan is moving to tbs

Ever since the dimwitted inbreds at NBC fired Conan O'Brien and replaced him with lying scumbag Jay Leno, it's been assumed he would eventually move over to Fox and go head-to-head with Leno at 11:30. But Fox is also run by idiots (I hate you), so Conan fans weren't real... read more

something looks different

A game for the Nintendo DS based on the hit Lindsay Lohan movie "Mean Girls" will be released on October 31, 2010, just in time to capitalize on all the buzz. But when compared to the movie poster, something about the game looks different. I can't quite put my finger on... read more

jessica simpson chopped off her hair. or not.

Yesterday Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves posted a few pictures on Twitter showing Jessica with what might be a super short (and kinda hot) haircut. Paves posted a photo of Simpson, 29, smiling on a plane, her sunny blonde locks seemingly chopped off to a 60s-inspired... read more

heidi montag and her bikini are doing great

Heidi Montag went to Liquid in Vegas this weekend, her first time in a bikini since the rumor that she got some sort of plastic surgery. I never looked into that because it's probably just some lies spread by flat chested girls who are jealous of Heidis hot body. Flat... read more

girl / camera / tyler

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Friday afternoon headlines

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE - this one right here. It's two Tyler readers in Australia in some Windows 7 contest. They told me to post their picture. I'm not sure how this helps but I agreed because I'll do anything as long as the girl ordering me around does it with that super... read more

leave kim and i alone

Fine, okay. Yes. Kim Kardashian and I are spending some time together, okay. I didn't want it to come out this way but yeah. Kim is a really special lady. So yesterday I got my blue and yellow swim trunks and we tried to spend some time alone on the beach in Miami. Are... read more

nicole scherzinger has an unfair advantage

Nicole Scherzinger took a break during rehearsal for 'Dancing With The Stars' in LA today, which raises an intruguing question: Why the fuck is Nicole Scherzinger on 'Dancing With The Stars'? Isn't she a little too famous for this dumb show? How is this even allowed? She... read more

angelina jolie is attractive

Angelina Jolie is still in Venice to make a movie with Johnny Depp called ‘the Tourist', and today she filmed some action scenes in the canals. Speaking of action scenes in various canals, her ass looks terrific. I wonder if she does anal? She's insane cool, so I assume... read more

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