By brendon December 10, 2009 @ 5:20 PM
Elin Nordegrens nemesis Rachel Uchitel worked out this morning in New York, and I just can’t find it in me to stay mad at her. How can you not love her? She’s a successful business woman, she’s slutty, she’s tan, and she got implants that would look huge even if they were put into a girl 40 feet tall.
But I’m not the only one smitten, at least according to this email that MSNBC says Tiger wrote to her.
“I don’t know if this is going to work. I thought I was getting to know you, but it feels like I’m just another person who happens to be famous. Every time I think about it, I get a lump in my throat. … I don’t know what person I was falling for so hard. The one I got to know on the phone, e-mail, text and in person. Or the one who likes famous people. I am so confused, because what my brain is saying and what my heart is saying are two different things. … It guts me to think I’ve fallen for the wrong one.”
It takes some balls to write a letter guilt tripping your side piece for not being committed to your adulterous relationship. This guy is either a complete pussy, or everything I’ve ever wanted to be, I still can’t tell which.
(image source = splash news online and wenn)
By brendon December 10, 2009 @ 4:16 PM
19-year-old Kylie Bisutti from Nevada won the Victorias Secret model search a few weeks ago, the first one they’ve ever had, and yesterday she was in St. Barths for her very first shoot.
She’s 5’10” and I could have done without that, but her enormous tits are fantastically disproportionate to the rest of her rail thin body (better here and here and here). It’s truly wonderful. Her tits are so big that if you were on St. Barths right now, no matter what part or what direction you looked, there’s like a 40 percent chance you could see them.
(image source = fame pictures)
By brendon December 10, 2009 @ 3:22 PM
Taylor Swift showed off her new straight hair last night in New York when she went out with actress Emma Stone, and overall it was fantastic (even though here she looks like a female impersonator). The only problem is her stupid outfit. If she wants to stay famous she needs to focus on excuses to bend over things while wearing clothing that is either way too loose or way too tight. When you’re 19 and skinny and as hot as she is, subtlety is the enemy, and needs to be treated as such.
(source = inf daily)
By brendon December 10, 2009 @ 2:25 PM
Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is back in St. Barth’s today to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, so good luck trying to impress her when you ask her out. She spent Tuesday on the beach in St. Barths, and then they gave her 100,000 dollars. I spent Tuesday drawing numbers and stripes on a big box that I found and now it’s a race car. Vroom Vroom!
(picture source = fame images)
By brendon December 10, 2009 @ 1:14 PM
Lingerie model Jamie Jungers is the third girl, at least, that Tiger Woods started sleeping with while still in the first year of his marriage. Last night she talked to the Sun (the newspaper, not the yellow dwarf main sequence star) and confessed that during their 18-month affair, she and Tiger would have sex in his house and even in the bed that he shared with his wife.
Jamie said they began their secret affair in June 2005, after Tiger introduced himself in a club at the exclusive Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.
Within hours he wooed Jamie back to his hotel room for sex.
It came just eight months after he wed Swede Elin Nordegren.
Weeks later, Tiger invited her to his family home near Newport Beach, California.
By this time, Jamie had strong feelings for the golfer – and seeing pictures around the house of him with Elin made her unhappy.
She said: “It was heartbreaking. I imagined how she would feel if she knew I was in her house.”
“Later I said to him, ‘I don’t know a whole lot about your marriage situation. I know it is very fresh. I know you just got married. I mean, is it going OK?’ He said, ‘Yes, it’s fine, she’s in Sweden with her family’.”
I’m not a professional detective, but when the girl he was sleeping with asked if his marriage was okay, I don’t think the answer she was looking for was, “yeah she’s in Sweden”. I think she meant something else.
I told Tiger about my theory and he said, “Oh, you mean like longitude and latitude? Is that what she wanted? Or just a specific city, and how many hours it would take for my wife to get from there to this pile of whores I have on our bed. Because I made a chart for that.”
By brendon December 09, 2009 @ 8:34 PM
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were married on October 5, 2004, which is relevant because forums on the golf website 4gea.com have a post written on August 31, 2005, and according to that Tiger was cheating on his wife less than a year into his marriage.
Okay, let me preface this by saying that I have no proof of what I am about to say. Therefore I cannot guarantee the accuracy of these claims. I am simply going to relay a story that was told to me last night.
My buddy’s girlfriend told me that her best friend just had an affair with Tiger this past weekend in Las Vegas. She was in the VIP section of Light ( a very exclusive club inside the Bellagio) when one of Tiger’s bodyguards asked her to come meet Tiger. She went over and sat with him, had a few drinks, then left through the back door. Got in Tiger’s limo, and he took her back to his exclusive room behind the MGM Grand.
Now I do know this girl and she is very attractive but not quite on the same level as Elin :-) I do not like spreading rumors like this but I’m fascinated by this story for some reason. I would never think of Tiger as the cheating type, especially since he is still a newlywed. She is a nice, normal girl from what I can tell and this is a pretty outlandish story to make up out of the clear blue sky.
Being famous must be awesome. Tiger is a damn nerd. If he weren’t rich, he would have to see a girl he likes then break into her house when she’s gone and find out what kind of things she likes and dislikes and then set up a bunch of amazing coincidences. Another good tip is to try and get them on a boat for some reason.
By brendon December 09, 2009 @ 5:26 PM
The photo shoot that Lindsay Lohan did for Muse magazine, the one that showed her tits a few times (this one), now has a slightly NSFW video. Though it’s not clear why. It just looks like an ad for something. Abstinence, to be specific.
But if you’ve been searching for a video that shows the spread of disease set to dreamy music, your quest has come to an end, my friend.