katrina bowden is deceptive

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 2:13 PM

Katrina Bowden sighting in Miami Beach

I feel tricked by these pictures of ’30 Rock’ star Katrina Bowden in Miami this weekend, because she looks amazing in thumbnails, but only “good” in actual pictures. So maybe don’t even open these pictures, and just enjoy the thumbnails. Or do open the pictures and then mush your face into the monitor to see them even closer. Whatever. It’s your life man.

(26 more here. hq jump here. source = inf daily)

the reviews are in: lindsay faye baker officially sucks at fashion too

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 1:17 PM

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If you’ve ever wanted to dress like Lindsay Lohan, kill yourself now is your chance! Yesterday was her debut show in Paris as creative director for the French fashion house Ungaro. So is she officially a triple threat? Equally talented at acting, singing, and designing? Um, well, yes, as a matter of fact.

The LA Times said, “Nothing in the collection evidenced any real skill or discernible design work … there’s really no defending this misguided collection, other than as a desperate bid for attention from a house that hasn’t mattered since its founder retired in 2004.”

The London Daily Mail said, “But the collection of mini dresses and blazers received a mixed response and prompted only lukewarm applause.  Fashion critics looked aghast at Lohan’s bra tops and stripper-inspired nipple pasties.”

The London Telegraph said, “There were some truly hideous fashion faux pas. Silver sequinned ‘pasties’, for example, belong in a lap dancing club.”

And WWD – “the Bible of the Fashion World” – called the collection “an embarrassment … the clothes look cheesy and dated.”

Lindsay should still be encouraged because this could have been worse.  For example, instead of calling her runway show “a walk of shame”, the LA Times could have snuck up behind her and thrown a big poison snake on her.

jon gosselin stole $230,000

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 10:17 AM

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Kate Gosselin is a mean unlikable bitch, so you really have to scale new heights if you’re in a relationship with her and you’re the one the public thinks is a jackass. And yet that’s what Jon Goseelin has managed to do. The most recent example: last week he appeared on Larry King to claim he was a new man and wanted to stop the show because it was bad for the kids, while at the same time he was also taking $230,000 out of he and Kates joint bank account, leaving her just $1000 to raise those very same kids.

Jon violated an arbitrator’s rules and pulled hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his joint account with Kate, leaving her with only $1,000, a RadarOnline.com investigation uncovered.
He appeared on Larry King Live last week with his lawyer Mark Heller and said he had an epiphany, adding: “I want Kate and I to mediate. I want us to become friends.”
But within hours of uttering those words, Jon was withdrawing several hundred thousand dollars from his joint bank account with Kate without her knowledge, leaving his estranged wife with only $1,000.
RadarOnline.com has confirmed with multiple sources that Kate routinely pays the family bills from that bank account.

At this point Jon could point to the sky, part the clouds and have it rain hundred dollar bills and most people would still just punch him in the face until they were out of breath.

victoria silvstedt is easily relaxed

By brendon October 05, 2009 @ 9:25 AM

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Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she’s always been this way. And by “this way”, I mean, “awesome”. After the jump are 17 pictures of some guy going down on her on a pier in July of 2006, and here (1,2,3) are pictures of her with no pants on, masturbating on a hotel balcony.

Really the question is why wouldn’t you masturbate on the beach if you were a hot girl. Stop being so stuck up.  If guys could masturbate with no residual effects to worry about, the world would essentially come to a stop. My penis would have grooves worn into it from all the abuse. I would have a 4.000,000 – 0 record against my penis.

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Gillian Jacobs is a good dancer

By brendon October 02, 2009 @ 7:25 PM

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The new NBC show ‘Community’, starring the great Joel McHale, is actually pretty funny, but comedy is subjective, so let’s instead focus on something that everyone loves: hot young topless girls. Thankfully ‘Community’ star Gillian Jacobs also had a big part in the movie ‘Choke’.

She played a character who initially had her top on. Then, as a series of events foretold in the prophecy begin to come true, we watch as her characters changes, to a girl with her top off. “The scenes twist ending is a shock to the senses that left me breathless,” said Kenneth Turan of the LA Times.

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afternoon headlines

By brendon October 02, 2009 @ 5:51 PM

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LINDSAY LOHAN – wrote a poem to go along with this ransom photo professional modeling picture to promote her clothing line that finally brings together the worlds of Fred Flintstone and Catwoman.  It includes the words “glamour”, “elegance”, “sophistication” and “grace”.  Yes.  “Sophistication”.  It’s like she read my mind. (wonder wall)

KATE BECKINSALE – is the Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire magazine. And Mariana Bridi Costa is the Sexiest Woman Not Alive, according to a panel of top necrophiliacs. (pop eater)

SNOOP DOGG – tried to go through security with a bullet around his neck at the airport. The Beirut International Airport. Try and guess if it went well. (e online)

SETH ROGAN – is finally filming the Green Hornet. No one under the age of 200 has any idea what the Green Hornet is even about, so these pictures should quiet skeptics who wondered if Seth could point a sex toy while wearing a coat. Wait. Is that what he does pretty much? (hq jump here. source = wenn)

holy crap

By brendon October 02, 2009 @ 3:31 PM

Here are some bullet points if you don’t have time to watch this full 5 minute clip from ‘2012’ but wanna pretend like you did so you can lord it over your friends and act like a bigshot.

- John Cusack calls Amanda Peete and tells her to pack the kids because California is “going down”.
- He arrives 12 seconds later. The kids are not packed.
- “Go, go, go!” (They need to go)
- True to it’s word, the movie shows California going down.
- “Ahhhoohhhh!”
- “Eeeeee!”
- They drive though a falling building.
- They fly through falling buildings.
- They snow ski through falling buildings.
- They have a potato sack race through falling buildings.
- They fly from the Santa Monica airport, about 1 mile from the ocean, to the Hotel Figueroa, about 30 miles from the ocean (satellite map). Then they turn around and go back to the ocean. Weeee!

lindsay is sooooo hot

By brendon October 02, 2009 @ 2:22 PM

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Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were in Paris last night, and are you god damn kidding me. Lindsay is 23, looks 43 and acts like she’s 13. Which is why she looks 43. She looks so haggard and weary for her age, she might as well be covered in spiderwebs.

Her sister Ali is 15. She wants to be an actress too. Or an eastern European prostitute. She sort of looks like Anne Hathaway, except not as good in any of the good categories. Her body isn’t as good, her chest isn’t as big, she can’t act, and she’s not nearly as attractive.  She’s Anne Half The Way. A-cha-cha-cha-cha!

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