'V for Vendetta' might have a problem

Fox 411 says today that Warner Brothers studios is concerned with how the media will cover its upcoming flick 'V for Vendetta', a new movie starring Natalie Portman and written by Larry and Andy Wachowski, the writers and directors of the 'Matrix' trilogy. The studio is less concerned with the anarchistic tones of the movie, and more concerned with the gender reassignment that Larry Wachowski has been under going for...

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Holy crap!

Damn, we all knew Angelina Jolie was pregnant with the child of Brad Pitt, but its kind of amazing just how far along she is. Jesus, is she having a kid or a damn dinosaur? She is reportedly due in the summer, but based on these pictures in People, by then the baby will be carrying Angelina around. She may even be at the weird stage that pregnant women go through, the one where they start to eat food in weird...

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The best movies of last year were...

The George Clooney produced, directed and co-written Good Night, and Good Luck was the best reviewed movie of 2005, according to rottentomatoes.com, who assemble the reviews of every major movie from a huge assortment of media, print and online sites. Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit and March of the Penguins round out the top three. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire came in at number 7, making it the...

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Kate and Lindsay are strippers

Page Six says today that Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss put on an impromptu strip show at the famous New York strip club 'Scores' early yesterday morning for the 400 or so stunned customers. Lohan is 19. Lohan, Moss and a couple of female friends rolled into the club about 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the exclusive Champagne Room, where they proceded to shotgun round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes...

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Angelina Jolie is naked

Entertainment Tonight says today that - even though they've never admitted to being a couple - representatives for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have both confirmed that she is pregnant and due this summer. ET goes on to say that Angelina has been posing for a respected artist who is painting her naked so she can record the changes in her body as she gets ready to give birth. She's posed at least twice, and Brad was...

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Heath Ledger is really smart

MSNBC reports that Heath Ledger seems bemused that two theaters in Utah have "banned" 'Brokeback Mountain'. He called the move 'immature' and 'hilarious' after learning that two theaters in the heavily Mormon state refused to show his movie because of its subject matter. "Personally, I don't think the movie is [controversial] but I think maybe the Mormons in Utah do. I think it's hilarious and very immature of a...

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Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Really.

People magazine has finally jumped on board and is now reporting that Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt. Jolie allegedly told a charity aid worker in the Dominican Republic on Monday that she was indeed expecting and the magazine claims the pregnancy has been confirmed by representatives for both parties. This is the first biological child for Jolie and for Pitt. Jolie, 30, is already the...

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Are you fuckin kidding me

The Entertainment Tonight website is reporting today that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have sold their Calabasas home - the one made famous on the MTV show 'Newlyweds'. The 5-bedroom, 6,500 square-foot Mediterranean-style house was listed at $3.75 million and was sold for an undisclosed amount to Justin Berfield, the dude who played a kid I don't know on a show I've never seen and certainly thought went off the air...

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Colin Farrel is in a sex tape

DirtyColin.com arrived online today, offering to sell the Colin Farrel sex tape to anyone with 14.95. The tape, made almost two years ago with Playmate Nicole Narian, is rumored to be extremely explicit, and based on the preview pictures on the site, that definitely seems to be the case. Of course, I didn't get to be the big success I am today by paying retail for my porn, but I promise I'll post the tape as soon as I...

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Jamie Foxx is a dick

The New York Post said yesterday that Jamie Foxx insisted on leaving the tip after a night drinking champagne with friends Dylan McDermott and Djimon Hounsou at Teddy's in LA. When the bill came, Foxx reached into his shoulder bag and left 1000 dollars. In singles. This comes two weeks after Foxx tossed a huge roll of bills from a nightclub balcony in Vegas. A small riot broke out but quickly subsided when the mob...

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WWE went a little too far

WWE normally takes every precaution when it comes to nudity on their televised shows - they even have the girls wear black tape over their nipples as a last defense - but last nights 'Raw', which was billed as having a live sex act between WWE Champion Edge and "girlfriend" Lita, was different. Obviously they weren't going to have a live sex act, but after the two climbed into a bed assembled in the ring and Lita...

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Sienna Miller is a gifted artist

One way Sienna Miller has been getting into character for her role as Edie Sedgwick in 'Factory Girl' has been to follow the lead of the Andy Warhol muse and paint large canvases, using nothing but paint and her breasts. No brushes, just boobs. And she seems to think they're pretty good, which is why they're proudly displayed in her London home. "I've got rooms covered in tits after going back to doing what I do best...

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Chad Lowe is single, ladies!

Two time Academy Award winning actress Hilary Swank has separated from her husband Chad Lowe. The two have been married for 9 years, but have no children together. Swank's manager confirmed the news: "Hilary and Chad have decided to separate but they are hopeful they will be able to get through this tough time." A question for every guy out there: you know how sometimes you wake up with morning wood and you have to...

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Pink is married to Carey Hart

Singer (?) Pink married motocross superstar Carey Hart, her boyfriend of 4 years, in a sunset beach ceremony in Costa Rica over the weekend. Dressed all in white with pink (how clever) highlights in her hair, she traded vows in front of 100 guests at the Four Seasons resort. The two became engaged last June when Hart was racing in the Pro 250 finals in Mammoth Lakes, California. During his run, Pink wrote "Will you...

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Jennifer Aniston has bad timing

Fox News, among others, says that Jennifer Anniston was thinking about ex-husband Brad Pitt over the Christmas holiday, and decided that the season of good will was as good a time as any to reach out. So she dialed his cell phone - and hey, guess who answered it! Angelina Jolie picked up, and a short and stuttering conversation followed. The halting phone call did manage to serve as a foundation for a second call,...

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