Guy Fieri is weirded out by gays

By brendon October 17, 2011 @ 4:02 PM


‘Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives’ host and Food Network star Guy Fieri demands to be told whenever he’s about to interview someone who might be gay so that he can prepare and brace himself, which probably sounds gayer than how he meant it.

Wait, Guy Fieri ISN’T gay?

Fieri… needed protection from homosexuals, or at least advance warning. Early in the show’s run, (show creator and executive producer David Page) got a phone call from Fieri, who’d just walked out of a restaurant in a huff.
“Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners,” Page remembers. “He said, ‘You can’t send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!’”
From then on, show researchers were required to note any indications of homosexuality detected during pre-interviews.

The awesome part is that the two life partners probably went back to the kitchen and yelled at someone because having some cartoony jackass dry hump a ham and bark out unrelated catch phrases for 15 minutes weirded them out.

(source = queerty)


By brendon October 17, 2011 @ 3:17 PM


Perhaps because of the rumors that she’s faking he pregnancy, Beyonce was out in New York today with a partially see-thru shirt. And, um, okay so this didn’t prove shit. She could still have some kind of pad under that shirt. I’m inclined to believe she’s lying because Beyonce has spent her entire carer stealing from other people. Lying comes second nature to her, and to all women really, because women are black hearted monsters.

(image source = inf)

Lindsay Lohan could get one year in jail

By brendon October 17, 2011 @ 12:02 PM

Lindsay Lohan has to go to court Wednesday for a progress report on her probation, which should be awesome considering she hasn’t done shit. And since “hasn’t done shit” is a clear violation of the judges orders, TMZ says she could get over a year in jail.

Of course we’ve heard this a hundred times before, and nothing ever seems to happen to her. The .gif of LeSean McCoy punching Andy Reid in his fat stomach yesterday is here to illustrate that (slow motion version over on deadspin). Andy Reid is all of us in this scenario, and LeSean McCoy is Justice. He’s supposed to be on our side but then he just sucker punches us in the stomach for no reason (*). Then again, fuck Andy Reid. This and a 2-4 record is what you get for giving the dog killer 100 million dollars. Reap what you sow, fat ass!

(*) to which Andy replied, “Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate!”

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler went out

By brendon October 17, 2011 @ 9:47 AM


George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were at the Time Warner Center in New York City over the weekend, so I guess they’re still dating. This would be a really good ad for Touch of Gray.

(image source = splash)

Zachary Quinto is gay

By brendon October 17, 2011 @ 8:23 AM


Zachary Quinto, who is mostly famous of course for playing Spock in the most recent ‘Star Trek’ movie, was doing an otherwise uneventful interview on topics ranging from his newest movie to Occupy Wall Street, when he casually confirmed the rumor that he’s gay. A rumor I didn’t even know existed. And yet now in hindsight he looks really gay in all his pictures. But good for him. People shouldn’t have to pretend to be something they’re not. Unless what they are is someone who hates me, in which case they should sugarcoat everything and pretend they like me. Confidence wise, I’m a very delicate place right now.

source = vulture

Donald Trump cheated with Stormy Daniels

By brendon October 14, 2011 @ 5:10 PM


Though he’s adamantly denying it and she’s had no comment, the new issue of Life and Style says that Donald Trump cheated on his wife while she was pregnant with porn star Stormy Daniels (geaux tigers!). I have no idea if that’s true or not but I can understand if it was. Stormy is hot, and pregnant women are creepy. If you were trump what is there to even think about it.

Blake Lively is dating Ryan Reynolds, part 2

By brendon October 14, 2011 @ 4:23 PM

Us magazine confirms (and I’m using that word in the loosest possible sense) last weeks rumor that Blake Lively has moved on from her break-up with Leonardo DiCaprio and is now dating Ryan Reynolds. Who I always confuse with Chris Evans. They should have a duel and eliminate one of them because this shit is confusing.

(source = Us)

Charlies Angels got cancelled

By brendon October 14, 2011 @ 3:35 PM

ABC canceled ‘Charlies Angels’ today after just 4 episodes and… wait, does this maybe mean that Drew Barrymore is just some stoner dipshit and NOT a talented producer? Because that seems impossible to believe.

source = E online