Jonah Hill was court side at a Lakers game Wednesday night, and, good lord, what a tub of shit that guy is. I know he was always fat, but not this fat. What do you think bounced more, the ball they were using or Jonahs titties?[gallery columns="6"] read more

everyone loves actors

Ashton Kutcher posted a video this morning to document his little hissy fit because a construction crew was working next door at 7:30 am. He pans the camera around his custom built million-dollar estate (what time was that built?) and calls his neighbor a, "fuckin... read more

paris claims shes not dumb

Paris Hilton has been insisting for years that she's not dumb, and the reason she's has to do it for years is because she's clearly dumb. While in London to promote her new show "Paris Hilton British Best Friend", she said..."For five seasons I was stuck doing this... read more

elisabeth is pregnant, shocked

Basically I just wanted to put up that picture, but as an excuse to do that, hey look Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant again. Elisabeth confirmed the news that she and her husband, former NFL quarterback Tim Hasselbeck, are expecting their third child on Thursday's "The... read more

umm ... paris ...

Aww I feel bad. Paris Hilton is gonna be so embarrassed when she finds out you could see her breasts though her shirt. She's such a dignified lady, she certainly didn't want to be famous for something like this. Not like this.(picture source = splash news)[gallery... read more

what a sexy playground

Jessica Alba took her little girl Honor to the park yesterday, and this is kind of creepy but at one point she (Jessica) bent over real far and you could kind of see her ass. I may have to start hanging out at playgrounds for the hot women now, and not just to sell drugs.... read more

a little to the right genius

It would appear someone needs to go back to Screen Holding School, because this dude is doing a less than exemplary job at hiding Victoria’s Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes as she changes clothes on a photo shoot, revealing her see-thru bra. At least I think that’s a see-thru... read more

are you sure youre done

Lady Gaga wore one of her goofy outfits again last night to the nightclub Maya in London, and I don’t know how she does it but you still cant tell what she looks like. She takes a thousand pictures a day, and you can't tell what she looks like in any of them. She hides... read more

megan fox is the new lara croft

It's been six years since the Last Tomb raider movie, because no one liked those movies and no one wanted to see any more. The idea (side-boob plus archeology) was so dumb it shouldn’t have even been a game, much less a movie, much less two movies, but this is Hollywood,... read more

kim kardashian is not helping

People magazine needed a fat girl to ask about Jessica Simpsons new "curvy" figure, and that could mean only one thing: Kirstie Alley. Oh okay so it could mean more than one thing.Kim Kardashian is coming to Jessica Simpson's defense – one curvy girl to another –... read more

this dress is on backwards

Us magazine has gotten confirmation on something that has been talked about since Sunday night, namely that Angelina Jolie went to the SAG Awards with her dress on backwards. Why would she do this? Because Angelina Jolie is charmingly insane, that’s why. Blogs have been... read more

hey britney. whats goin on girl. has some exclusive pictures, these are just a few, of Brit rehearsing for her Circus tour that begins in New Orleans on March 3rd. And god damnshe looks good. Although I wish all the pictures were of her by herself. In the last few, she combines with the... read more