Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with her car

Proving once again that she's a complete menace and hasn't changed in any way, Lindsay Lohan hit a stroller with a baby in it while pulling into traffic on Wednesday, then stayed on the scene until help arrived. That last part was a lie of course. She just drove away. ... read more

American Idol might still hire Jennifer Lopez

Despite being unpopular, unqualified, and a demanding pain in the ass, Jennifer Lopez is apparently still the producers top choice as the third judge on American Idol next season, and things could be official in just a few days. It's astounding, but TMZ says...... read more

Lindsay Lohan is not naked in 'Machete'

Jessica Alba is in Italy this week for the European premiere of ‘Machete' at the Venice Film Festival. Lindsay Lohan isn't there because no one likes her, but she probably should be because she has 3 naked scenes in 'Machete', and everyone has been talking about it for... read more

Lindsay Lohan is banned from her own movies now

Kim Kardashian was on the Tonight Show earlier this week, and Leno asked her why she never got into trouble like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. I don't know what she said, I didn't see it, but they talk about it on if you care. He might not have even mentioned... read more

Thursday morning headlines

PARIS HILTON - is lying. She said she borrowed the purse that had cocaine in it when she was arrested in Vegas. If that's true, she borrowed a purse identical to this one, which she bragged about on twitter in July. Shocking, isn't it? Just when you think you know... read more

T.I. and his wife were arrested last night

T.I. could be facing three years in jail after he and his shockingly fug wife were arrested during a routine traffic stop last night in West Hollywood. According to radar, the officer "smelled a strong odor of marijuana", searched the car (a 2010 Maybach), found "a... read more

Michael Bay offers a $50,000 reward, needs google

'Transformers' director Michael Bay offered a $50,000 reward on his website earlier this afternoon, asking for information about the video that's everywhere this week, the one showing some little bitch in a red hooded sweatshirt, cackling with delight as she drowns... read more

Blake Lively really loves cleavage

Blake Lively was on the set of ‘Gossip Girl' today in New York, filming a date scene and hopefully starting a new trend of girls wearing clothes that have huge chunks cut out of the front. "To be perfectly honest, I don't even wanna go out with you if I can't stare at... read more

Ashton Kutcher is an idiot

On the same day that Star claimed Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore (which he denied this afternoon on twitter: "I think Star magazine calling me a 'cheater' qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees."), the Daily News has a story about Demi... read more

Katy Perry still has acne

Singer/songwriter Katy Perry started getting acne really bad when she started touring. It made her feel very embarrassed and really self-conscious. She had to wear all this makeup just to cover it up, and when she took it off, it was like a Jekyll and Hyde moment, you... read more

Wednesday headlines

CONAN O'BRIEN - has named his new show. He should have just called it 'the Tonight Show'. NBC would go all apeshit but our court system is so fuked up it would take 10 years to sort everything out, and even then there's an excellent chance a jury would rule for Conan.... read more

'Machete' is gonna be a good movie

Robert Rodriguez got a lot of free press for his new movie 'Machete' when he cast Lindsay Lohan in a minor but pivotal role as a famous girl with big boobs who appears naked in the movie 'Machete'. But who knew that the super hot Mayra Leal was gonna be naked too?... read more