Kim Kardashian 2 is disappointing

By brendon June 28, 2011 @ 1:44 PM

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People have been saying lately that Reggie Bush’s new girlfriend Melissa Molinaro is a mirror image of his ex, Kim Kardashian, but here she is at the dog park and people must be using that now as a polite way to say someone has a big ass. She sorta does sometimes, but not really. I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what Kim Kardashian looks like.

Lenny Kravitz is cool

By brendon June 28, 2011 @ 12:07 PM

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Lenny Kravitz looked pretty cool yesterday when he was walking around Soho and talking on a super retro corded handset. Jennifer Love Hewitt has a handset like this too. Except she only uses her at places like Starbucks when it’s real crowded, and she just goes “ring, ring” out of the corner of her mouth and then pulls the handset out of her purse. Then she says, “What? You think I’m the most beautiful girl ever and you wan’t me to model bikinis because I’m so skinny? Well, okay, ha-ha!”

(image source = bauer griffin)

Shia LaBeouf claims he f**ked Megan Fox

By brendon June 28, 2011 @ 10:49 AM

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Shia LaBeouf has an interview in the new issue of Details, and it’s a revelation for no other reason than I had no idea that Details magazine still exists. But it does apparently, and they asked Shia if he and Megan Fox ever did it while filming the first two ‘Transformers’ movies.

Details says…

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”

This might seem somewhat plausible because Megan married Brian Austin Green, so it’s not like she’s all that selective, but I don’t believe him because she’s been famous for a long time and you almost never hear any stories about her sleeping around. And also the idea of fucking Megan Fox is so wonderful I can’t believe that anyone gets to do it, much less this doofus. It’s like hearing someone claim they can fly.

(image source of Shia his girlfriend Karolyn Pho last week = fame)

‘Mission: Impossible 4′ has a trailer. Sort of.

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 5:54 PM







The trailer for ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ will premiere in front of ‘Transformers: As If It Matters Because These Are All The Same’ starting tomorrow night, but an early bootleg copy has leaked onto this French website for reasons that are probably explained in French.

If this is any indication, it seems (the great) Brad Bird was more than up to the task in his live-action directorial debut. Tom Cruise is doing wildly dangerous stunts (really), there looks to be more Simon Pegg this time, with plenty of Josh Holloway being handsome and Jeremy Renner poised to take the franchise over starting with ‘MI:6′. It also promises “Re-pensez L’Imposible”, which sounds appropriate.

Monday headlines, with romance and fitness

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 2:58 PM

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DAVE CHAPELLE – walked around NYC this weekend, and if you’re wondering what he’s been doing since he left ‘The Chapelle Show’, the answer apparently is, “millions of push-ups.” (flynet)

BRAVE – has a new brand new teaser trailer out today. It would seem next summers Pixar movie tells the timeless tale of Bear vs Ginger. (trailer addict)

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS – announced his engament to David Burtka on twitter this weekend, shortly after New York passed a law to allow gay marriage. It should be a beautiful ceremony, assuming God doesn’t smite the state under a shower of fire and brimstone first. (popeater)

DANIEL CRAIG AND RACHEL WEISZ – secretly got married in New York last Wednesday. They of course didn’t have to wait like Neil Patrick Harris did because their love isn’t an affront to our vengeful God. (daily mail)

JWOWW – and the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ are back from filming season 4 in Italy, and being surrounded by all that beauty and culture must have been a life changing experience because yesterday she went to the gym with her tits on display. Oh wait never mind. (inf, splash)

Brandi Glanville is still > LeAnn Rimes

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 1:54 PM

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LeAnn Rimes has spent about two years stalking Brandi Glanville and stealing her life, so the new bikini pictures of Brandi in Hawaii with the rest of the cast of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ should set off an exciting new round of madness. Because they still look better than the bikini pics LeAnn posted on her twitter last week, despite the fact that Brandi is 10 years older and had two kids.

They’re both skinny, but LeAnn looks anorexic, her skin is all leathery, and I bet her vagina is real dry and coarse like a cats tongue. Advantage: Brandi.

(image source = flynet)

Avril Lavigne is a cheating whore

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 1:10 PM

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Avril Lavigne has spent almost a week in St. Tropez, most of it in a bikini and all of it without Dodger Surfboard or whatever that poser jackasses name is who she’s dated for a year and a half (update: it’s Brody Jenner).

But then this weekend, her ex-husband Deryck Whibley showed up. They just ran into each other. On a boat. Off the coast of Southern France. 6,000 miles from where they live in LA. That seems normal, right?

(image source = inf and bauer griffin)

Jessica Alba might be pregnant

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 12:09 PM

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Jessica Alba was at the Whole Foods in Brentwood this weekend, and I can’t quite put my finger on it but something tells me she might be pregnant. Let me make some calls, check with my sources, see what I can find out.

(image source = flynet)