VIDEO: Demi Lovato “being slutty and doing coke”

By brendon November 10, 2010 @ 3:41 PM

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Is there anything worse for the reputation of a teen Disney Channel star than allegations of her doing cocaine and acting like a slut at a party? It hasn’t been released or even verified yet, but yes, actually, there is.

Disney starlet Demi Lovato is caught on camera snorting cocaine in a shocking booze and drugs binge.
A friend who witnessed the 18-year-old do lines of coke at a party in North Richland Hills, Texas, told Radar: “Demi was belligerent, being slutty and doing coke all over the house. The guy who hosted the party shot multiple videos of this and what I’ve seen with my eyes, Demi is screaming, ‘F**k all of you, I’m famous, I don’t care what any of you think of me the whole world loves me.’ He shot her in the bathroom as she was finishing a line (of cocaine).”

I feel bad for Demi, but I also feel bad for me. I was making popcorn balls on Friday nights when I was 18. Her parties sound way more fun.

Demi Lovato knows how to party, cant back down

By brendon November 10, 2010 @ 3:04 PM

Disney star Demi Lovato was in South America two weeks ago, on tour with the Jonas Brothers, when she abruptly left and entered a treatment center. And I bet she was sad because South America has the best cocaine.

Initially it was reported that her cutting issues were getting worse, but Life & Style says she left after punching a backup dancer in the face, and to get help for an alcohol and cocaine addiction. Demi Lovato is 18, by the way.

Insiders say the pain of her breakup with Joe Jonas – and the fact that they’re on the Camp Rock 2 tour together – further fueled her downward spiral. “Demi’s been on a tear lately,” says an insider. “She’ll chug booze straight from the bottle.”
Luckily for Demi, her mother and stepfather were quick to take action after they heard that she had punched a tour backup dancer in the face. “They overheard one of the dancers talking about it and freaked out,” says the insider. “They heard Demi was drinking, but the news that her partying was getting out of control shocked them – and they confronted her immediately.”
“This is a young girl who got caught up in the fame and fortune of Hollywood and couldn’t see straight anymore.”

They also have a source who says she did coke with them at a party in Dallas.

“She was doing line after line like a pro – and she was 17 at the time. I just remember her doing it as if she had been doing it for a long time. It didn’t seem like something new to her.”

It’s funny to picture her doing lines and getting in fist fights, then going on stage and singing cutesy Disney Channel songs about believing in yourself and holding on to your dreams. Except if your dream is to do coke and get in fist fights, apparently. Then everyone goes all apeshit.

Ke$ha is in a bikini

By brendon November 10, 2010 @ 1:35 PM

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Ke$ha, who is 23, wore a bikini on Bondi Beach in Australia earlier today, and my eyes are aching… with pleasure! Whiskey and gummi bears must be filled with vitamins because she looks terrific. What a sexy young girl!

Pink is pregnant

By brendon November 10, 2010 @ 11:36 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Is Pink Pregnant?!

As first reported on Tyler (not really but whatever), Pink looked to be newly pregnant earlier this week, and now Us.com has confirmed it. In the most awkward way imaginable.

No word yet on the color of the bundle, but Pink’s a mommy-to-be!
“She’s 12 weeks along,” says an insider. “She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.”
The source adds that after the duo’s 2008 separation, “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.”

“No word yet on the color of the bundle”?

Well, if I’m Carey Hart, and I’m white, and my wife is white, that bundle better be white. If not it’s gonna be blue after I tie it to a rock and throw it in the ocean. I’m tough but fair.

its Lindsay Lohan in rehab

By brendon November 09, 2010 @ 7:43 PM

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Lindsay Lohan is in rehab until January 3rd, but here she is, “returning to her new outpatient house away from the main Betty Ford Clinic.” I don’t really know what that means, but I don’t know why she’s wearing a frilly skirt and work boots either. Yeah Lindsay, you’re gay now. We get it.

(source = pacific coast)

Adam Sandler gave his friends new Maseratis

By brendon November 09, 2010 @ 5:25 PM

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People either like Adam Sandler movies or they don’t, but about the worst thing you ever hear abut him personally is that he’s too loyal to his old friends. Meaning he keeps casting people like David Spade and Rob Schneider when no one else ever would. So it pays to be Adam Sandlers friend. In fact it’s awesome. The Daily Mail says…

But not only is Sandler a good father – he also appears to be mega-generous and showed this off by surprising his co-stars from his movie Grown Ups with some very impressive gifts recently.
Comedian Chris Rock revealed that his former Saturday Night Live friend was in an Oprah give-away mood following the huge success of their film.
‘I went outside the other day and I had a new Maserati in the driveway’, Rock said today.
Rock said he soon found out that his other co-stars – David Spade, Rob Schneider and Kevin James all found the $200,000 sports car in their driveway.

I hope when I’m real rich I’ll be this nice to my friends, instead of spreading rumors about them and trying to fuck their girlfriends, like I do now.

(image source of Sandler filming Jack and Jill = splash news)

Tuesday afternoon headlines

By brendon November 09, 2010 @ 4:55 PM







CONAN O’BRIEN – brought in 4.2 million viewers last night for the premiere of his TBS show, easily defeating Leno (3.5 million) and Letterman (3.4 million). And he showed how they plan to keep using old characters like the Masturbating Bear while getting around NBC’s intellectual property right claims. When it comes to apex predators wacking off, accept no substitutes. (deadline)

SETH ROGEN – says he was so nervous to propose to his girlfriend, he just ran in the house and did it. It was not good timing. “She was in our closet, changing, and she was literally only in her underpants. I had already kind of started. I didn’t picture it like this, and I know she didn’t picture it like this.” Wow so she was topless? What a whore! (people)

KRISTEN STEWART – will be “practically naked, a lot” in the next Twilight movie, though I didn’t catch the name of it. To be honest I thought we were done with these. How long is this gonna go on? (e!)

Rachel Weisz is single

By brendon November 09, 2010 @ 2:56 PM

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Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky have dated since 2001, got engaged in 2005 and had a son in 2006, but now comes word that they’ve broken up, possibly because women are all evil and don’t care about the pain they cause to the men who love them. E! says…

Somewhere along the line things changed.
Notably, there have been rumors about Weisz and Daniel Craig. She and the 007 star allegedly did some serious Bond-ing while working on the film Dream House earlier this year, though neither has confirmed any romance.

Well whatever. Nine years with Weisz would still be awesome. She’s fantastic looking, and seems like she would be really slutty in bed. Last year she was voted the woman men most want to marry in a poll in Esquire. She’s also the big winner of the pole in my pants right now. I bet she’ll be really flattered when she hears the sexy news!