Paris Hilton is said to park in the handicapped space whenever she goes to the Los Angeles apartment of her “friend”, Arizona cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart. Her spokesman says:

“I find the reports surprising.”

Uh … really? Which part? “Surprising” would be if Paris was cleaning turtles after an oil spill or working the phones on the homework hotline. But parking her quarter million dollar car in a handicapped spot then rushing off to blow some guy? Yeah, that seems about right.



Source = Page Six


So this is the picture now on the front page of People.com, so with any luck they wont threaten to sue me again. Lawyers are mean. This is news to me, but apparently you can’t print leaked copy written material or put ads on Craigslist claiming your semen has healing properties. Thanks a lot stupid lawyers.

Source = People


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt held a press conference today in Swakopmund, Namibia to thank the country for protecting their privacy and shielding them from the paparazzi during the last two months while Jolie was expecting and then giving birth to their daughter, Shiloh. The security remained tight today, with only selected journalists invited and photographers kept at a distance on the streets outside while uniformed and plainclothes police patrolled the area.



The couple ducked questions about marriage, saying only that Pitt plans to go back to work (he starts on ‘Oceans 13′ next month) while Jolie will care for the children. The conference was essentially to say good bye, as the couple is expected to return home to the United States in the next few days. Jolie said:

“We are very grateful to the people of Namibia for making our time so special … we could not have picked a better place to have our child.”

Some may think it’s a little early to fly with young Shiloh, but, maybe they just noticed, they’re in Swakopmund, Namibia. It might be nice to have Shiloh get a physical in a place where the tests don’t involve some painted warrior tying her to a rock and throwing her in a well to see if she floats. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Source = Reuters.

Kevin Federline is reportedly jealous of the male nanny that Britney Spears has hired to take care of their child. The man, thought to be named ‘Perry’, was originally hired as a bodyguard but has taken over as the “man of the house” while Kevin now lives in the basement, according to reports. A source says:

” ‘[Federline] doesn’t like that this guy is taking care of his baby,’ an insider told the mag. ‘He feels like Britney is throwing it in his face.’ What’s more, Spears reportedly is redecorating her house, ditching Federline’s beloved black leather furniture in favor of a 1950s boudoir look she favors. “She’s using pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers,” reports the insider. “[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music. [He] is complaining that the place is ‘some high-school chick’s bedroom.’ “

Man, Kevin’s rap album is gonna be huge hit. He’s always been one tough customer, but his street cred will go through the roof now that he lives in the basement of the pink mansion while the male nanny is upstairs seducing his wife. Just like a real gangster!

Source = MSNBC. The hunk in the pictures is the mysterious “Perry”.

‘Entourage’ star Jeremy Piven was host of the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards Monday night, and somehow found himself in the crosshairs of Victorias Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova. The Daily News says:

“…she stood up in her full 6-foot-3-inch stilettos glory and leaned over the table to introduce herself. Kurkova came around the table, and, within moments, Piven and the blond, green-eyed vixen were flexing their muscles at one another, making funny hand gestures and giggling wildly. Just in time for dessert, the two then started giving each other little hugs, with the 22-year-old stroking Piven’s arm seductively.”

Jeremy Piven is almost certainly an ass, but he is really good on ‘Entourage’. And thank God. If not for him and Kevin Connolly, that thing would be unwatchable. Anyone who thinks that’s a comedy clearly doesn’t like comedy in their comedy. I watched season 2 last week and, god as my witness, there’s not a joke to be found. And If I hear one more robot say that’s how guys really act with their friends, I’m gonna punch them in the nuts then tattle for being mean to me. Yeah, that’s what we do. We hug and drive our Maseratis to go shopping and confront each other about girlfriends. I dare you to ask a buddy of mine if he wants to hug and go shopping. Not only would you get your ass beat, you would deserve it.

Source = New York Daily News. The pictures are Kurkova at last years Victoria

‘Greys Anatomy’ star Katherine Heigl says she’s so insatiable in bed and has a such a great sex life, she would even be down for a sex tape. Katherine says:

“I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There’s never enough sex for me. The guy I’m dating now is just so fantastic in bed that half the time I just want to leave the handcuffs on and say: ‘I’ve got to run a few errands, but don’t you move – I’ll be back!’ I feel that everybody deserves fantastic sex and should settle for no less. I work hard and I deserve it.”

Jesus Christ. That entire article was like a how-to guide for making nerds in love with Katherine Heigl but with no shot at Katherine Heigl cry. She might as well have gone to their house and put a cigarette out on their chest. I remember another time she criticized 10 minute blowjobs in porn movies because those girls clearly didn’t know what they were doing if it took 10 minutes to finish things off. This girl is like a damn pit bull. A pit bull with long blond hair and unthinkably great rack.

Source = the Sun UK. You can see Katherine and her insane body in the now infamous stripping scene from Greys Anatomy here. Because on TV, this is what doctors look like, and they whip all their clothes off in front of people at the drop of a hat. 

The thugs at the MPAA (the ratings board for Hollywood movies) have decided that you can’t watch the trailer for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre prequel like a grown up, and can only see it on the official site between 10 pm and 4 am. They stopped shaking their fist at the paperboy long enough to rule that it’s too shocking for you, even though they gave the trailer a green band, meaning it’s rated PG and approved for all audiences. So the precious god damn children can see it, but only when they MPAA says so. I encourage everyone to grab a baby and hold them up to the monitor after you click here and watch the trailer on Tyler.



This actually looks pretty good. Although it might not be the greatest idea in the world to hire chicks as hot as Diora Baird to be in your horror movie. Even when she’s covered in blood, I see her and little cartoon hearts appear all around and ‘Dreamweaver’ plays in my head. I find it hard to believe that’s what the director was going for. But this looks slick. The first one was good, even though they made underrated hottie Lauren German unrecognizable (she was the hitchhiker who shot herself). This should be at least as good. Because Diora looks hot. Maybe a little too hot. I can’t imagine it’s super healthy to have an erection while leering at a girl with no head.



Source = Apple


Jessica Simpson, who has been rumored and maybe even cast to play the role Pam Anderson made famous in the big screen version of ‘Baywatch’, ran into Anderson recently and asked the question that has plagued man since the dawn of time. Jessica said:

“How did you guys run so slowly in the show’s opening scene. You know, where you’re running down the beach?”

Anderson, of course, answered, “It was shot in slow motion.” And I know a bunch of people will make snide comments about this, but here’s the thing – who the hell cares. Go snuggle up with the spelling bee champ if that’s what you’re into. I’m sure you and Professor Genius will set the sheets on fire. And while you and Beaker are in the lab finding cures, I’ll be with Jess, talking about ponies and sunbeams and luring her into my sex trap.

Source = Mirror UK