theyre at the beverly wilshire

Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna three weeks ago, and he should be in jail, but instead he went to Diddys Miami mansion and partied for three weeks while the cuts and bruises on her face healed. Now she’s decided he’s suffered enough, and they’re working things... read more

michelle williams is a good actress

I'll never forget where I was the first time I heard about the movie "Incendiary", starring Ewan McGregor and a topless Michelle Williams. It was about three minutes ago, over there on the couch. Which is why it goes straight to DVD this Thursday. I still think back to... read more

bitch snap out of it

Jennifer Aniston couldn’t be any more delusional without being committed against her will to a hospital. People who think they’re Jesus have a better grip on reality than this chick. The Daily Mail says... ...she's chasing a film role usually reserved for rising young... read more

guess who gets mentioned here

This is the first I’ve heard of it, but apparently Jennifer Aniston used to be married to Brad Pitt. Elle magazine somehow got Jenn to open up about those days for their latest issue, probably by using some kind of torture. "I don't owe anybody anything. I don't owe... read more

miley is a serious runner

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Justin Gaston went for a jog near her house in Toluca Lake, and like most runners she wore denim jean shorts and a bikini top and shoes with a heel the thickness of a tortilla. In other words, standard running gear. It wasn’t for attention.... read more

adam lambert might be gay

I used my Jump To Conclusions mat after seeing these pictures of American Idol finalist Adam Lambert on Vote for the Worst, because I wanted to know if he might be gay. I landed on Accept It, so now it's official. Burning Man is like the Gay Olympics, a race to see who... read more

melissa theuriau is not from here

French newscaster Mélissa Theuriau was in Miami with her monkeyman husband and his creepy arm this weekend. She looks terrific considering she had a kid just three months ago. I can’t even begin to guess how that dude is doing this. I assume it has something to do with... read more

megan fox is ridiculous

Megan Fox seems to get better looking by the day. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Her vagina could have a snapping mouth come out of it like the queen in Aliens and I’d still take my chances. (image source = pacific coast news)[gallery id="10058"] read more

this is so uncomfortable

These pictures of Melissa Theuriau and MonkeyMan are creepy. He's like a little pygmy. Or retard. It looks like a sexual assault. Like she's one of those crazy nurses who molest retarded patients. She would bring him apple slices and then lick his neck when they were... read more

the good kardashian is in miami

I can't remember which one is Kourtney and which one is Khloe, but the one who doesn’t look like something you’d see in the woods under a net really is the hottest of all the Kardashians. And she spent the weekend in Miami relaxing by a pool. Also pictured: her giant... read more

tila tequilla is a big star

I don’t like those goddamn Vietnamese because they tried with great vigor to kill my dad for several years, but I do like Asian chicks with big tits. Needless to say my penis is in quite the quandary right now. When last seen he was down by the ocean, sitting on a rock... read more

melissa theuriau is in miami

Just a few more picture of Melissa Theuriau and MonkeyMan. It really is remarkable to see one of the most beautiful women in the world with someone this visually disturbing. The fact that this dude not only got this girl but married her and then had a kid with her should... read more