Lindsay Lohan is getting special treatment in prison

The jail where Lindsay Lohan is being held is run by the LA County Sheriffs department, and the man who runs the Sheriffs department is Lee Baca, who was sworn in 12 years ago. One of his first acts was the creation of a "special reserves program". The LA Times said the... read more

Selena Gomez turned 18 today

Disney star Selena Gomez has been uncomfortably attractive for years, but today she finally turned 18. And it's still really uncomfortable. She's in New York to promote her movie "Ramona and Beezus", and as you can see in pictures taken this morning, she still looks like... read more

thursday headlines: special mel gibson edition

Look, if I could make Megan Fox and Jessica Alba blow me while I took pictures of it for the website, I assure you I would. Until then here's three Mel Gibson stories, because that's the only thing in the news. OKSANA GRIGORIEVA - went to a pediatrician on January 8th... read more

this was almost a Jennifer Aniston upskirt

Jennifer Aniston is in the UK this week to promote her new perfume sarcastically named Lovalie, and last night while on her way to the restaurant C London she got out of her car in a short skirt and the rest is kind of self explanatory. Thankfully you can't actually see... read more

afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - claims his girlfriend tried to extort money from him in return for the tapes she made, and now she's being investigated. The tapes likely won't be admissible in any legal action against Mel, but the press he's received has already ruined him professionally.... read more

jessica and ashley hart are in bikinis

Jessica Hart (in the orange) is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and she and her sister Ashley went to Central Park and played frisbee in bikinis. Then, with their skin glistening in the sun, they seductively ate some watermelon and adjusted their breasts. After that... read more

lindsay lohan still has 103 days until she can work again

Even though Lindsay Lohan will only be spending 13 days in jail instead of the 90 she was sentenced to, she still won't be able to work or be a drunken public menace until November. After that she will be but we have a few months at least. Yahoo News says... (Within 24... read more

Pink is in a bikini. doing this.

A good way to measure a woman's worth as a human being is based on how slutty she is. I never really liked Pink before, but then she and her boyfriend Carey Hart went on this yacht in the south of France, and she laid there in a bikini with her legs spread while... read more

wednesday headlines

THE RIDDLER - will be the villain (probably) in Christopher Nolans third Batman movie, and might be played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who Nolan just worked with in 'Inception'. A better choice from 'Inception' would be Tom Hardy, who played the forger (and was... read more

the captain america movie won't be all american-y

The LA Times has an interview today with Joe Johnston, a director who has been in Hollywood for 30 years but has never actually made a movie that didn't completely suck. Next up for Joe is my beloved Captain America, and he's not off to the greatest start in the world... read more

lindsay lohan will only serve 13 or 14 days

Lindsay Lohan has only been in jail for 8 hours, but thanks to the pussies in the LA County Sheriffs Department, it's more like she's been there for 8 days. The LA Times says... Lohan is expected to serve only 14 days of her 90-day sentence, according to the Los Angeles... read more

lindsay lohans mugshot

Lindsay Lohans mugshot and booking info have finally been released, and just like in court she looks stoned off her ass. What do you have, scoliosis? Sit up straight bitch. [gallery ids="617402,617412"] read more

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