Taylor Swift was scared of Kanye at the VMAs

By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 4:57 PM







When someone has a conversation interrupted by stranger who later apologizes several times, the survivor typically goes on to lead a normal life. But others are so haunted by the event, they must confront their attacker musically. And so last night at the 2010 VMA’s, with Kanye West in the audience, Taylor Swift sang a song about the 2009 VMA’s, when Kanye crashed the stage as she accepted an award.

Can this story continue to overreact on such a huge scale to this non event? You know it brother! Popeater says…

Taylor Swift once again found herself in the company of the man that made her cry.

The guy who gave her that shitty spiral perm?

Not only was the young Taylor seeing Kanye West for the first time since the rapper’s infamous ambush at last year’s VMAs, she was also debuting a new song about him that she was terrified to perform.

I would have been too, this song is fucking terrible.

“Taylor was a nervous wreck before she hit the stage last night,” a friend of the singer tells me. “She knew Kanye was in the building and was terrified and praying that he wouldn’t pull another stunt.”

“Dear God, please protect me from anything interesting…”

Taylor’s new song was indeed very emotional. “Lost your balance on the tight rope / It’s never too late to get it back,” she sang. “Thirty-two and still growing up now … who you are is not what you say,” Swift continued as everyone in the audience waited for West to react.

But he didn’t. Because why would he? “Lost your balance on the tight rope / It’s never too late to get it back”? The fuck does that mean? She could sing that while pointing at me and working a little doll that looks like me that says “YOU” on it and then have the doll fall off a little tight rope, and it still wouldn’t register. I would just smile and nod politely and give her a thumbs up.

Megan Fox forgot her make up

By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 3:40 PM

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green took Brian’s son Kassius to the Royal Ontario Museum in Toronto yesterday, and as you can see, the great thing about dating a naturally beautiful girl is that she doesn’t have to wear make up or put on sexy clothes to look good. In theory. In reality, fuck that, you turn right back around, put on a push up bra, tight jeans and fix your hair. What are we, old lesbians?

(source = inf daily)

Katy Perry won the VMAs

By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 12:40 PM

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Katy Perry was the hottest one at last nights VMA’s, but mostly because, as always, no one else really tried. But her evening of triumph got off to a bad start when the guy in the Moonman costume tried to punch her in the face.

My exclusive sources tell me it was because Katy didn’t know he was black, and she throws around the N word like you would not believe. Everything is N word this and N word that. And she leaned in to the Moonman and said, “Man what’s with all the (N words) around here, ya know? Is there a parole board in there? Did a grape soda truck break down?”

I haven’t confirmed this, so I’m not entirely sure if it’s true, but I feel like we should tell everyone it is anyway, just in case. There’s no place in this world for monsters like Katy Perry. And if I’m wrong, hey, no harm done.

Lindsay Lohan was on the VMAs

By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 12:08 PM







Lindsay Lohan made a special appearance last night during the intro for the VMA’s, and her acting in this sketch should answer a lot of her skeptics. If anyone has been claiming she can’t stand awkwardly in a hallway and add nothing to a joke, they’ve got some apologizing to do.

Lady Gaga wore a meat dress to the VMAs

By brendon September 13, 2010 @ 10:13 AM

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MTV continues to schedule the VMA’s on the same Sunday as week 1 of the NFL, and I mention that as my way of asking, “Anyone know what happened at the VMA’s?” Because that shit is boring and I didn’t watch it.

According to Us magazine, the winner for Video of the Year was Lady Gaga for ‘Bad Romance’. All the experts were wondering if she could beat out the other 4 other videos that no one ever saw or knew existed, and she did! What a moment!

But the real headline was that Gaga wore a shocking outfit. I know, right, can you believe it? A dress made out of meat? You could have knocked me down with a feather I was so shocked. I spent the last 20 minutes walking around the room with my hands over my head, trying to catch my breath.

Lindsay Lohan has red hair again

By brendon September 10, 2010 @ 7:23 PM

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Lindsay Lohans downward spiral all began when she started dyeing her hair blond, even though girls with red hair and big tits are the second best kind of girl, only behind Asian girls with big tits. If I dated an Asian girl with big tits and red hair, after a few weeks she would honestly start to suspect that my dick was made out of some kind of stone.

Point being, maybe it’s a good sign that Lindsay was in Santa Monica today, and her hair was red and lovely. Or maybe it’s not, maybe she’s about to go on another crime spree and this is part of her disguise. To be honest, both seem equally likely.

you’ll never guess who this is

By brendon September 10, 2010 @ 4:45 PM

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Are you ready for the answer? It’s pretty unexpected so brace yourself.

It’s Britney. Spears.

Oh, I know, right? She went to a Johnny Rockets in Calabasas yesterday, which is strange because you would assume she would still be at the hair salon. Until they finished her extensions. And there wasn’t huge chunks missing. I’ve done cleaner haircuts on people who were passed out drunk and I was scared of waking them up.

(source = x17)

Seriously?

By brendon September 10, 2010 @ 3:18 PM

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Let me get this straight: Jessica Simpson, who has doubled in size since June, pulled her hair back, put on a saggy dress, then looked in a mirror and said, “Nice. Okay. We’re done here, this is it. I’m going to a fashion show, that will be on TV, and have lots of photographers, and I’m going dressed like this. Look out New York, here I come!”

That can’t really be what happened, can it? There’s no fukcing way that happened, right?

(source = splash news online and fame images)