Jessica Alba in Hawaii, day two

Jessica Alba is so normal is almost suspicious. She's a big Hollywood star, but clearly not above dating a guy who lays on his lounge chair like a dead retarded person, or as if he just fell there out of a palm tree. In picture 1, he looks like if you rolled him over, there would be a message carved into his chest warning the others to stay away. Other girls in Hollywood who look like Jessica are usually ten shades of...

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Is Lohan with DiCaprio now?

A few wire reports today are claiming that 19 year old Lindsay Lohan is now romantically linked with 32 year old Leonardo DiCaprio. Word is that Lindsay and Leo hooked up while at the New Year's Eve party at Prive in Miami - just one day before Lohan was hospitalized with "asthma". Leo is even said to have snuck into her hospital room to cheer her up while she was recovering. UK paper The Daily Star said on Sunday:...

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Mischa Barton is gross

I'm not sure why a famous girl like Mischa Barton - who is followed around constantly by hundreds of lunatics with cameras - would wear white pants and nothing else at this certain time of the month, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with being stupid. Hopefully she's pretty close to where she wanted to go, some place that sells black skirts, cause that Rorschach test on the front of her pants just keeps...

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Jessica Alba in Hawaii

If Jessica Alba were in a bikini on a beach and grabbing my ass, like she is in these pictures taken last week in Hawaii with her boyfriend Cash Warren, I could walk away, get anally raped by a tiger with AIDS in front of my parents and the girl I had a secret crush on in high school, and it would still be the greatest day of my life. So, yeah, these are finally up in high-res. I'll add more as I find...

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Elisha Cuthbert is back on '24'

TVGuide.com says today that Elisha Cuthbert has agreed to return to the Fox drama '24' in the role of Kim Bauer in a four episode arc towards the middle of the season. Cuthbert left the show two seasons ago to pursue film work. The always great moviehole.com goes on to add that some of the new faces on this years run will include Connie Britton, Sean Astin, Sandrine Holt, Oleg Taktarov, Matt Battaglia, Denis Arndt,...

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Kate Beckinsale is forgetful

The New York Post says today that, while on the set of 'Underworld: Evolution', Kate Beckinsale would sometimes forget that a girl having a three-way (as she does in the movie) in a skin tight latex suit is actually considered attractive by some men. "You actually forget you are wearing it after a while but other people sure don't. I'd bend over to tie my shoes and four grips behind me would be making groaning noises...

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WWTDD is not above pandering

Wow, In like 15 seconds, I got three angry emails about the female eye candy in the Naomi Watts post below. Kat and Lady seemed pretty annoyed in the comments section too, so, real quick, here

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Naomi Watts is dating a fairy

Liev Schreiber forced himself to overcome his fear of flying so he could spend Christmas with girlfriend Naomi Watts and her family in Australia. Liev has always been afraid of planes, but after Watts was invited to spend the holiday at the famous Altona mansion - the most expensive property in Australia - the actor decided to act like a man, and booked the 24 hour flight from his film set in the Czech Republic. "I've...

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Jon Stewart will host the Oscars

The LA Times now says that 'Daily Show' host Jon Stewart will host the 2006 Academy Awards. There is no official confirmation yet, but sources familiar with the process say the deal is done. Stewart was first approached shortly before Christmas, was quickly wrapped up in just a few days, and is said to have included the use of Daily Show writers to help script his material for the Oscars. Well, whatever. I would have...

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Mischa Barton might be waking up

The Mirror UK says today that Mischa Barton and visually disturbing boyfriend Cisco Adler started 2006 a bit rough. Just one week after Adler was turned away from a nightclub in Aspen on three separate occasions because of his "attitude problem", Adler and Barton were in a heated argument on New Year's Eve at Miami's Victor Hotel, where Cisco's band 'Whitestarr' was performing. "Cisco was angry that Mischa wanted to...

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Denise Richards is getting divorced

The on-again, off-again marriage between Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen seems to be off-again, as Richards' attorney filed to have the existing divorce papers she originally filed in March handed over to a private arbiter. The couple seemed to be on the mend, and spent Christmas together in Barbados, but were not together for New Years, when Richards decided instead to spend it with Heather Locklear at an REO...

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Kate Moss might not be in trouble

The Sun UK says today that police (or "bobbies") are urging Kate Moss to return to the UK and help them catch the dealers behind her infamous on-tape coke binge. Moss has not been in England since the scandal broke in September, despite her lawyers assurances to police that she would return by Christmas to be interviewed. Surprisingly, police say they will not be seeking her extradition. She could face arrest on...

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Tom and Katie might be in trouble

MSNBC says today that the wedding plans of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may have been put on hold. It's well known that Katie's family back in Ohio has always been very close and fairly conservative and they've always been wary of Cruise and his insane theatrics, but with the arrival of a new year, Cruise tried to mend a few fences. Ummm, it didn't work. Says a source: "Tom and Katie ended up leaving

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Lindsay Lohan is a bulimic drug-addict

In the upcoming Vanity Fair, Lindsay Lohan finally admits to doing drugs and becoming bulimic. She blames the drama of the last few years on her emotionally destructive dad, stress from the business side of Hollywood, and her break up with Wilmer Valderrama. "I was sick ... I had people sit me down and say, 'You're going to die if you don't take care of yourself." She says that she used drugs "a little"

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Enrique Iglesias has a price

The New York Daily news says today that Enrique Iglesias took a gig on New Years Eve entertaining the sons of Libyan dictator Col. Moammar Khadafy. Saadi and Mutassim Khadafy pulled out all the stops when it came to celbrating the new year on super exclusive St. Bart's, where they took over the Nikki Beach club. Says a source: "They came with an entourage of 30 or 40 people, with lots of security. Every day they were...

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