Lindsay Lohan has still got it

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 5:50 PM

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Lindsay Lohan, who is 24 by the way, stepped out of her rental house in Venice today and, oh hey look it’s the paparazzi, right on her doorstep (it’s not trespassing if you invited them).

It took a second for her pot-addled mind to process who they were and what was going on, but once it did, she started posing in a showcase of her different modeling looks. There was Playful Lindsay, and Introspective Lindsay, and Seductive Lindsay. After that came Confused Lindsay, then Confused Lindsay, then High and Confused Lindsay, then finally 40-year-old High and Confused Lindsay, though that picture may actually be of her mom Dina.

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a Batman reboot is planned after this Batman reboot

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 4:44 PM

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Jeff Robinov is the new president of the motion picture group at Warner Bros., and one of his immediate goals is to make sure we all get to see a new Batman franchise in a few years, one that will no doubt tell the same story as the current Batman franchise, only not as well.

The LA Times says…

(Robinovs) first priority: Finally getting the Justice League, DC’s team featuring all its top characters, on the big screen in 2013.
Also being written for Warner are scripts featuring the Flash and Wonder Woman, who could be spun off into their own movies after Justice League.
Batman will continue to be a centerpiece beyond next year’s “The Dark Knight Rises” and Christopher Nolan’s departure from the franchise.
Robinov says, “We have the third Batman, but then we’ll have to reinvent Batman…Chris Nolan and [his producing partner] Emma Thomas will be producing it, so it will be a conversation with them about what the next phase is.”

I don’t know if it’s because real people just look goofy in those costumes or what, but unless they’re done incredibly well, superhero movies are kind of stupid, and more often than not they’re terrible, if not worse. Even a gynecologist from the 1600’s would say Batman and Robin was the worst thing he’s ever seen.

Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, day 2

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 1:31 PM

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Brooklyn Decker spent a second day in Miami and a second day in a bikini yesterday, this time poolside at the Ritz-Carlton. There’s 41 pictures here to commemorate this triumphant event, and even though that’s a lot, I don’t mind admitting that when I came to the last one, I cried.

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Jessica Simpson might elope

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 12:30 PM

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Though the real reason is probably so she won’t have to share the cake, Jessica Simpson says that after the media frenzy around her first marriage, she may elope this time with her fame whore boyfriend Eric Johnson. She tells Us magazine

“No date has been set. We’ve both been married before. We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time.”
“I will be part of designing my own wedding gown. We might elope if it gets to that point.”

I have no idea why she would follow a sentence about designing her dress with one about eloping but whatever. Maybe designing is just always on her mind. I heard she even designed extra big forks and spoons because the regular sized ones took too many trips to get all the food from the plate to her mouth and she would get winded. “What am I, at the gym”, she would say.

Jessica Sutta is in a bikini

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 10:37 AM

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The one and only bad thing about the “Pussycat Dolls” breaking up is that there are hardly ever Jessica Sutta pictures anymore, so it was awesome to see her on Miami beach in a bikini. Her and her big tits and sexy red hair. If I ever got to have sex with her I’d switch the astroglide for glue so I’d never have to pull out.

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Christina Aguilera has “intimate” pictures for sale

By brendon March 29, 2011 @ 9:42 AM

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A digital storage card containing hundreds of “provocative” personal photos of Christina Aguilera, time-stamped between June and November 2010, were found in a hotel room in France and are now for sale according to Radar. Some of the highlights include…

– Aguilera with two naked male strippers at a bachelorette party.
– Aguilera mimicking oral sex on some guy holding a sex toy.
– Fifteen pictures from Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party in Cabo San Lucas. Aguilera is pictured drinking and smoking a cigar, Richie is in a bikini with a male blow-up doll strapped to her.
– Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler in bed and kissing.
– Aguilera dancing on a table with friends at a private dinner.
– Aguilera giving a blow job to a chocolate covered banana at a theme park.
– Aguilera posing for before-and-after make-up shots.
– Aguilera and her son at a goat farm in October.

Too bad she didn’t do the pretend blow job thing at the goat farm, because if she’s not naked or geting drilled in any of these, I could give a shit. This bitch is annoying anyway. I would have added a bunch of pictures of federal building and landmarks around New York City, taken at all hours of the day and night, and turned her in to Homeland Security.

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Mariah Carey is gross

By brendon March 28, 2011 @ 5:48 PM

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It’s still a few weeks until Mariah Carey is expected to give birth to twins, but yesterday (her 42nd birthday) she ended up in the hospital after experiencing contractions.

It turned out to be nothing, so, as if pregnant women weren’t disgusting looking enough, today she painted a red and blue butterfly on her monstrosity of a stomach, then posted a picture of it on her twitter. God those babies are enormous. After those monsters punch through it, her vagina is gonna look like someone hung her upside down by it.

Lindsay Ellingson is very famous

By brendon March 28, 2011 @ 4:51 PM

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Lindsay Ellingson was on Miami beach this weekend too, just like Doutzen Kroes, and just like Doutzen she’s a Victorias Secret Angel, but unlike Doutzen I have no idea how. This chick is pretty average looking. I’m sure Victorias Secret takes pains to have some models be less intimidating to their customers, but Jesus Christ, let’s not get carried away.

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