I SHOULD BUY MORE CAMPARI

The 2009 Campari calendar has been leaked online, and this year Jessica Alba follows in the sexy footsteps of Eva Mendes and Selma Hayek. The theme of this year’s calendar is: Things That Are Boner Inducing. Oh my god, look, they did it!(UPDATE - k, heres the rapidshare... read more

SHALOM HARLOW HAS MY ATTENTION

I know Shalom Harlow used to be a bigshot supermodel, but according to wiki she still made over 2 million dollars last year, ranking her 13th among female models. This is the educational part of the post, where I beat around the bush and try to act cool, as if she isn't... read more

TINA TURNERS STILL GOT IT

Tina Turner is on the verge of turning 70, and to make sure everyone knows it, she wore a replica of her famous Mad Max costume during a concert at Madison Square Garden last night. And my god, she looked amazing, according to the Daily Mail, who I assume is being... read more

LEAVE MY KIKI ALONE

It's no surprise that the most beautiful woman in the world would have a stalker. The surprise is that she hasn’t had hundreds and hundreds. The BBC says...Kirsten Dunst has gained a restraining order against a man caught trespassing in her home.Christopher Smith is due... read more

GOD DAMN B

Britney and her hot ass celebrated her birthday and the release of her new album today by performing on Good Morning America. It was essentially the same performance she gave over the weekend in Europe, but less Europeny. I assume the fun birthday stuff starts later. I'm... read more

PARIS FOUND THAT BRA AGAIN

Every now and then Paris Hilton wears a magical bra that makes it appear as though she has tits. She doesn’t of course. Paris could put her bras on backwards and they would fit just the same. Whoever is brilliant enough to create these bras is wasting their intelligence.... read more

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

ITS BRIT BRITS 27TH BIRTHDAY!!! - Just three years until the prophecy can be revealed.WILLIAM BALFOUR IS UNDER ARREST – the one and only suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudsons mother, brother and nephew was arrested Monday. Formal charges have not yet been brought by... read more

FINALLY THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT SCAR

For years Tina Fey has been hounded by questions about the long and prominent scar on the left side of her face. Fey has always refused to answer, but now her husband has told Vanity Fair the whole horrific tale. The Daily News says...Tina Fey has finally revealed how she... read more

GERRI HALLIWELL IS INAPROPIATE

Ginger Spice was walking the red carpet for the Childrens BAFTA’s (the UK Academy Awards) last night in London when all of a sudden hey look there’s her ass. It's not clear how her dress ripped open but it sure as hell did. Really this shouldn't be surprising. It's not... read more

DANIELLE LLOYD IS VERY BUSY

Brit model Danielle Lloyd took a break from whatever it is she does to lounge around in a bikini and relax this weekend in Pafos, Cyprus. It was a lot like how I spent my weekend, except instead of sexy fun in the sun, I gathered up my dolls and made a turkey on a paper... read more

WINONA RYDER IS FORGETFUL

Winona Ryder has a long history of forgetting to pay for things and outright shoplifting, and now it seems she may have had yet another incident where something valuable in her vicinity has magically disappeared. The Post says…Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a... read more

BRIT ON X FACTOR AND BAMBI

Just so everyone is up to speed, here are the vids of Britney on Simon Cowells UK talent show "X Factor" and the German "Bambi Awards" (after the jump). It's essentially the same thing all three times, except on "X" they didn’t let her wear that spiffy top hat. Which... read more

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