Angelina Jolie still has sex with girls

Obviously we'd all like to see Angelina Jolie finally have sex with me. But also great would be watching Angelina have sex with another girl. Wait, did I say "girl", I meant to say "Calivin Klein model". And apparently, despite her ongoing relationship with Brad Pitt, there's still a chance for both of those dreams to come true. The always great Sun UK says today that Angelina's lesbian lover has given this warning to...

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the MI 3 trailer is now online

Philip Seymour Hoffman is pale and fat and in 'the Talented Mr. Ripley', he played and international playboy banging his way across Europe. And I believed every second of it. My point being, he's great, but not even he can deliver the lazy dialogue he's been handcuffed with in this trailer. "I'm going to kill you right in front of her"? Are you god-damn serious. That's the best you could come up with? You could have...

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Kevin Federline is a jackass

The Germans are pretty goofy, but it's not all scat videos and genocide. For some reason I can't even begin to guess at, the newspaper Bild did an interview with Kevin Federline that was published today. And some genius on Live Journal was awesome enough to translate it. Some of the highlights: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have separated - only 15 months after their wedding, and three months after the birth of...

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Simon Cowell loves whores

Simon Cowell obviously has horrible taste in music, clothes and co-hosts, but also, as it turns out, in whores. Or maybe there's a perfectly innocent reason why he tracked down the number and is now leaving messages on the voice mail of porn-star Tabitha Stevens. Personally, I would have gone after Laurie Wallace or someone like that, but then again, Im admired near and far for my discriminating prostitute palate. I...

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Naomi Watts at King Kong UK premiere

I don't know why this dress has a giant blue ribbon on the front, but I do know it's not for first prize in the pretty dress contest. Naomi Watts is probably the best looking woman on the planet who also has no idea how to dress. So much hotness, so little taste. Girls who work at Hot Dog on a Stick make fun of Naomi. It's like everyday is laundry day with her. Honestly, if she shows up at the Oscars one year in a...

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Matt Damon got married today

Matt Damons publicist has confirmed to Us Weekly that Matt Damon married his girlfriend Luciana Bozan this morning in New York City in a brief ceremony officiated by a justice of the peace. Luciana's 7 year old daughter Alexa was one of the very few witnesses. Just this morning it was reveled that Luciana is now three months pregnant with Damon. A source told Us: "They did it real quick and then started calling all...

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Michael Jackson is almost broke

The New York Daily News is saying today that Michael Jackson faces a $270 million foreclosure on December 20th and he could possibly lose Neverland Ranch and the Beatles music catalog. Which may be news to him, since he is currently described as "isolated and intoxicated" on prescription pills in Bahrain. Members of the Jackson family are said to be planning a rescue mission to the Middle East to save him. "It's a...

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Rachel McAdams wont get naked

The always great Radar Online says today that Rachel McAdams walked away from a November cover shoot for the annual Vanity Fair Hollywood issue after finding out that the plan was for her to pose naked. According to sources with the magazine, McAdam's publicist had agreed to the conditions of the layout but neglected to tell McAdams. The cover will feature a group nude portrait of Hollywood it-girls like Keira...

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Wilmer Valderrama is still working

The Hollywood Reporter says today that Wilmer Valderrama will fill the boots of Erik Esrada and star as Francis "Ponch" Poncherello in the Warner Bros. big-screen version of CHiPs. The show was a popular one hour action/drama on NBC in the late 1970s and followed the adventures of California Highway Patrol motorcycle officers Poncherello and Jon Baker. I swear to god Hollywood gets dumber by the minute. CHiP's was so...

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Matt Damon is going to be a father

Access Hollywood was the first to report that Matt Damon and fiance

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Mariah Carey is a hero

The Sun UK says today that Mariah Carey, well known for demanding diva treatment, is too lazy to even drink water by herself, and had an assistant hold a drink to her lips during a recent in-store signing for The Emancipation of Mimi. This comes just a few months after Mariah demanded to be carried around the set of the video Shake it Off because her feet hurt, and only a year or so after she refused to enter a London...

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Gwyneth Paltrow is patronizing

Gwyneth Paltrow has once again taken a shot at the United States while talking about the resolve of the British people after the terrorist attack in London on July, 7. Paltrow, who lives in London, says she was amazed by the locals' courage in the face of adversity after the coordinated attacks on the London subways. "I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7. There were no multiple memorials with people...

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Is Superman gay?

The always great Radar Online asks the question, "did Bryan Singer's penchant for casting with the lensman in his pants influence his choice of Brandon Routh to play the Man of Steel in Superman Returns?" Ever since the unknown Routh was chosen over studio favorite Jim Caviezel, some have wondered what the determining factor was. Fueling speculation is the fact that Singer has made 5 studio pictures, each one has had...

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Kelly Brook at Narnia

One year ago, I would have guessed that Billy Zane was going to spend this Christmas asking prostitutes if they have change, but somehow between then and now he managed to score Kelly Brook, and having a doughy B-List actor gasping for air on top of you must have magical powers cause she's never looked better than she did at the London premiere of the Chronicles of Narnia Tuesday night. It's impossible to figure out...

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Kanye West is whiny

Kanye West told MTV News this week that he had heard predictions that his record Late Registration would be a likely contender for Album of the Year

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