Britney Spears is sad. Possibly hungry.

The Sun says Britney Spears spent the day walking around a mall and crying yesterday. Maybe because she passed a mirror and saw what she was wearing. BRITNEY SPEARS cut a despairing figure as she vacantly perused shop windows in LA yesterday. The troubled star nibbled on... read more

Jessica Simpson is getting a prenup after all

Just yesterday it was reported that Jessica Simpson is worth 100 million dollars based on her clothing line alone, so maybe it's not coincidence that today Us has a story saying there will very definitely be a prenup in place when she marries Eric Johnson. Slamming a... read more

Lindsay Lohan is naked (no not really)

There's a picture everywhere today (uncensored full size copy here), purportedly showing Lindsay Lohan topless in a promo for Inferno, a movie that never really existed but one that she got fired from anyway. In reality, the picture shows Tamara Mellon, the millionaire... read more

Jennifer Aniston told Chelsea Handler to shut up

Jennifer Aniston is upset with Chelsea Handler for calling Angelina Jolie a home wrecker and a cunt, because, as we all know, Jennifer has tried so hard to keep her feelings about Angelina private, and the last thing she wants to do is to keep reviving stories about her... read more

Christina Aguilera has new leaked, sorta naked pictures

Christina Aguilera has a new movie, a new boyfriend, and a (pretty good) new song with T.I., but she still seems to be depressed lately and filled with self doubt. She needs to feel like a woman again, for the world to see her as a sex object again, so here are some new... read more

Katy Perry is changing her name to Katy Brand

"Get ready to adjust your iTunes." said the Huffington Post ("Not gonna be an issue," replied every straight male on earth) because Katy Perry will now be known as Katy Brand following her marriage to alleged comedian Russell Brand in October. When asked by Ellen... read more

Kelly Brook is photogenic

Kelly Brook was the star of tonight's British Fashion Awards Zolo at The Savoy in London, wearing a dress that showed off her awesome legs and boobs. I mean, look at her. She looks great right? Any man would rush the red carpet if they saw this right? My new friends in... read more

KIm Kardashian is dating some new guy

Kim Kardashian has of course been dating Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry lately, even though she's obviously pregnant with Kanye Wests baby, but now she's reportedly ended things with Aubry and has moved on to some NBA player that I've never heard of because the NBA sucks.... read more

Jessica Simpson sold $750,000,000 in clothes

This story should be a real inspiration for someone who sucks at something (fashion, for example) but still wants to make a lot of money doing it. The Jessica Simpson Collection, it turns out, has become one of the most successful celebrity fashion lines of all time, ... read more

Kim Kardashian has been brought back to life

On December 1st, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Seacrest and others all grossly over estimated their popularity and "died" on Twitter and Facebook, vowing not to post again until they raised 1 million dollars for the Keep a Child Alive AIDS campaign.... read more

Brad Pitt has the right idea

Last night was the big New York premiere for the Tourist, starring Angelina Jolie and Johny Depp, and when Jolie walked the red carpet with her lover Brad Pitt, he spent most of the time with his hand planted right on her luscious ass. Meanwhile, over in LA, Jennifer... read more

Kim Kardashian is pregnant, and Kanye West is the father

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have never officially dated, but they have been friends for a long time, and that's why Kanye filmed some scenes for her TV show in October (pics above and below). And so how did Kim show her gratitude? Umm, well. Media Take Out says... (We)... read more