Jennifer Aniston Has A Filthy Stripper Mouth (VIDEO)

August 2, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Actresses always seem a little more attractive than they actually are when they play strippers, prostitutes or just plain, old sluts, and it never hurts when they curse like they’ve got Tourette’s. But it’s still weird to see Jennifer... READ MORE

Aubrey O’Day Wants You To Know She’s Not Fat

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Aubrey O’Day hasn’t ever been mistaken for a runway model, in that she’s always been a little bit big-boned. I don’t want to necessarily say that she’s fat, but if she didn’t have huge tits to always distract me,... READ MORE

Teresa Giudice May Have Whacked “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey”

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Loudmouth embarrassment to Italian-Americans, Teresa Giudice, may have sunk her own show with her criminal activity. Bravo is seriously considering cancelling The Real Housewives of New Jersey in the wake of her and her ‘roided out husband Joe being... READ MORE

Is Carlos Danger Sexting on the Job?

August 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

He could have 12 girls talking to him, beating off 15 times a day, and that wouldn’t be enough — Sydney Leathers to Howard Stern According to Leathers, Anthony Weiner had an insatiable addiction for calling and sexting and... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Hand Fed On The Set Of ‘Girls’

August 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You shove a brand muffin or a shawarma wrap into Lena Dunham’s gaping maw every 108 minutes or face the electromagnetic shitstorm that follows. Every PA on set knows you have to take your turn in that vital rotation.... READ MORE

Ke$ha Claims She Used To Have A Tail

August 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ke$ha claims that she was born with a tail but it was stolen. I guess it would explain a lot about her behavior if she wasn’t actually human but some sort of alien from a planet that deprives its... READ MORE

Weiner Chief Spokeswoman Calls Staff Intern a ‘Fucking Slutbag’

August 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s a really bad idea to hire good looking young female interns. The shit going to hell factor with hot young interns is about 94%. All the men get stupid around them. All the women get jealous. And the... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Adams Look Amazing In American Hustle (VIDEO)

August 1, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I’d like to be a little more optimistic but I don’t have a clue what it’s about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale,... READ MORE

Irina Shayk In Spandex

August 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Strange that a woman who has fought to be super famous and who walks around in pants so tight you can see her vagina lips would hold up a grocery bag to her face demanding privacy. But women with... READ MORE