Painted Women In Thongs Protest Fashion Week

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Honestly, if you’re not at least willing to get naked in public to save the animals, I’m feeling like you don’t care that much to save a furry life. The bar has been set, ladies, tits or we kill... READ MORE

Russell Brand Kicked Out Of Awards Show

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The former Mr. Katy Perry, Russell Brand, was kicked out of the GQ Men of the Year Awards for gettin all political.I didn’t even know GQ had awards. I thought they just printed ads with homosexual models wearing overpriced... READ MORE

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Doing Great, Err, Fine

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Douglas keeps repeating the mantra that he and Catherine Zeta-Jones are ‘fine’ despite their separation. I guess he’s an optimist. If I had cunnilingus throat cancer and my wife was bipolar and not eating and we had just... READ MORE

Me Tarzan, You Jane With Big Boobs

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve decided to go without ever listening to another Katy Perry song. It’s like giving up the evening news, I just think it’ll make me feel less hopeless and depressed. In her new music video Roar, Katy dresses like... READ MORE

Justin Bieber And Chris Brown Are Best Friends

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber posted the above photo to his Instagram account yesterday, showing off the new graffiti art that Chris Brown sprayed for his half pipe, while calling the guy who bounced Rihanna‘s face off of a car window “super... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Is About To Make History Again

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday, Miley Cyrus Tweeted the above image for the album artwork of her new single, “Wrecking Ball,” which she’ll release on Monday. Just look at how hot she looks sitting like that on a giant black ball, which I’m... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Is Still So Happy And Brave

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook attended the opening of the Pandora Oxford Street store in London last night, and just look at how happy and brave she is despite the fact that she recently found out that her boyfriend, Danny Cipriani, had... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest NFL Boner Kill (VIDEO)

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lots of people like Ryan Seacrest. Young girls who watch his shows. His parents. Gay men who believe he would make a nice twink throw pillow. But not so much your rabid Opening Day NFL football fans who booed... READ MORE

Madonna Is Not Behind the Military Option in Syria

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mock all you want, but Madonna just happens to be the highest paid celebrity in the world. And I think she knows a thing or two about geopolitics after raping many foreign lands of their most beautiful baby children.... READ MORE