Katie Holmes On a Date

June 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can tell by looking at Katie Holmes on her lunch date that this dude is not getting any. It’s not just the Amish granny at the buggy market outfit Katie picked out for her big date. It’s not her rape-prevention stance. Or even the way she refuses to acknowledge that he’s standing right next […]

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Amanda Bynes Nose Job Will Be Aired

June 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lobotomy candidate Amanda Bynes has decided to share her nose job surgery with the world. It’s like watching the tapes of Dr. Jekyll’s experiments in the lab. We’re going to be let in on a world of intensely disturbing self-mutilation. Which happens to be one of three compelling reasons for the existence of social media […]

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Magic’s Big Gay Son Leaves His Hotel

June 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Magic Johnson’s son and namesake Earvin III was beset by autograph seekers who confused him for Rosie O’Donnell as he left his Miami area hotel. The resemblance is uncanny. If Rosie were black. And liked cock. It’s mostly just a fat joke I guess. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Philip Seymour Hoffman Isn’t Heroin Chic

June 25, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I always thought the allure of heroin was the model slender frame. That and forgetting about all the inappropriate lingerie dress up games with Uncle Mike who wasn’t really your uncle. Philip Seymour Hoffman said he only fell back into snorting heroin for about a week before checking himself into rehab at the end of […]

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Tulisa Contostavlos With White Powder On Her Leg After Cocaine Sting

June 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s one thing that sucks about being famous. Elaborate newspaper cocaine stings. N-Dubz singer and X-Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos used to be a petty drug dealer in her rough teen days. She said she’d changed and wanted to be a role model for the kids. That’s fresh. The U.K. Sun wanted to catch her still […]

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Claudia Romani In A Bikini

June 24, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Jim Carrey Doesn’t Like “Kick-Ass 2” Now That The Check Has Cleared

June 24, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jim Carrey has decided to bite the hand that’s still willing to pay him millions to make stupid faces by dissing his upcoming movie Kick-Ass 2. It seems that Ace Ventura has a problem with all of the violence in the film. Carrey plays Colonel Stars And Stripes, a vigilante that teams up with Kick-Ass. […]

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Lindsay Lohan Smoking On The Balcony Of Her Malibu Rehab

June 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The criminal justice system does not take lightly the sins of Lindsay Lohan. Whether it be four hours in the slammer or 90 day sentences to rehab centers overlooking the Pacific ocean, Lady Justice keeps whacking her a solid one. Watching Lindsay smoke a cig and take in a little afternoon sea breeze, the term […]

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Victoria Beckham Finally Happy… To Be in China

June 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Catching sour putty faced Victoria Beckham smiling even for a single shutter frame is worth a small fortune to collectors of the weird and unique. But here’s something that seems to make the rich girl smile. Take her to China. She’s been there with her husband this week and she can’t seem to stop grinning […]

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Sergey Brin In Google Glasses

June 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Someday, everybody who founded Google will be wearing these Google glasses. Also, probably a good percentage of the young billionaire market. They’re really catching on. Which is important, because when they play that commercial from Halloween III: The Season of the Witch, everybody has to be wearing these. It’s time. Photo Credit: PCN

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